Somebody has to do it.
Purely as a friendly and tongue in cheek term of abuse the following are wankers and gerbils:
Kyle Sandilands
Mr Chris Chapman, ACMA Chair
Mr Richard Bean, ACMA Deputy Chair
Mr James Cameron, Full-time Member
Miss Louise Benjamin, Part-time Member
Mrs Rosemary Sinclair, Part-time Member
Ms Anita Jacoby, Part-time Member
Mr Rod Sims, Associate Member