Posts by ap011013

Elon Musk's latest brainfart is to turn Tesla cars into AWS on wheels

SETI@rest

The Search for Extra Tesla Income…..

Microsoft whips up unrest after revealing Azure AD name change

Entra = renta

Surely a typo…

Renta AD

Renta CDN

Renta Backup or Renta Ghost

Smugglers busted sneaking tech into China

A lot of cache

…going to waist.

Smart ovens do really dumb stuff to check for Wi-Fi

The only ping…

The only ping I want my microwave to do is the audible one when the job it’s done. Not one that is heard in another continent or gets trapped in the wrong Pi-Hole.

To build a better quantum computer, look into a black hole, says professor Brian Cox

Input Input Input!

What If the logical conclusion of a quantum computer is a black hole as it endeavours to consume data…

Feature bloat: Psychology boffins find people tend to add elements to solve a problem rather than take things away

Problem reframed..

I have a pile of free bricks and happy to supply the demand of the other 59% for 9 cents each!

BBC picks SiFive RISC-V chip for Doctor Who programming-for-kids kit – with Jodie Whittaker narrating

180nm...

Very Tardis like - Bigger(TM) Inside

Oh crap: UK's digital overlords moot new rules to help telcos lay fibre in sewer pipes

Our fibre through your fibre

Nevermind the crosstalk...

Official: Voyager 2 is now an interstellar spacecraft

Pale Blue Dot

An amazing achievement. It reminded me of the Pale Blue Dot image of Earth taken in the 1990s from Voyager 1 that inspired Carl Sagan's "The Pale Blue Dot" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO5FwsblpT8

Reg man 0: Japanese electronic toilet 1

Chevron 7 locked

Unscheduled offworld activation - ewwwww.....

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

So long... and fangs for all the killerbytes

Groan... thud...

Welcome to the visual dictionary...

Today's word is "contrived"

The following phrase will help you remember both spelling and meaning;

Cobra

On

New

Thinkpad

Really

Is

VEry

Dubious

*The above phrase is also contrived

**Neither Cobra or Thinkpad were hurt in the taking of this picture as neither were present

Anguis is that you? I hear you're legless down at the bar...

Begone sibilant sock of venom!

You just just can't get the staff...

Helpdesk? I've been waiting *ages* to get through. I have a problem entering my password. It's "Asclepius" you say.....

New password policy - One byte long

err... where's the mouse gone...

Get whimsical and win a Western Digital Black 6TB hard drive

MY GOD, It's full of stars! - King Kong meets A Space Odyssey

Okay - throw me a bone..... movie stars, most likely!