Posts by KnightGarion

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This day in History... "Look, the wife will be coming through that door right behind me"... the first internet porn video is born.

Science Struggles... Out-sourced Spy-Cam unable to fit in shirt pocket!

Shocked Apple Engineer encounters 1st iPhone prototype... "Are you talking to me, Siri?"

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New for 2016: Windows Password now use Facial Recognition

Captcha Updated!

Microsoft: Cortana V3 now does Yoga!

The latest Windows 10 Installation Requirements.

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Oculus presents "Where's Waldo V3.0"

Ashley Madison Fembots intrude on next gen government field trials.

Google CEO takes son on first hunting trip... Son gets shot in foot.

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Telecommuting... it's for EVERYONE.

1) Bless my little namesake... the 6s.

2) Waiter?

3) Finally the new one is on sale ! I'll take one !!

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Kristal, your not gonna believe this... some guy in China hacked my new IoT Bra and changed my size. The NERVE of some people!!!

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I gotta check this Ashley Madison log quick... Is that my wife?!

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Google's next indexing service.

(spider) "Can I get a lift to Comic-Con ?"

(spider) "Have you seen my wife, she came through here a minute ago"

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1) "But is it simple enough for Humans?"

2) "My calls just drop when I hold it this way!"

3) "How come I don't get texts from the wife?"

4) "Look at the hairy back on her!"

5) "I just like to watch the battery run down."