* Posts by quattroprorocked

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That's cute, Germany – China shows the world how fusion is done

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British efforts

IIFR we're part of the ITER group and of course a major prior project https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_European_Torus is based in Oxfordshire.

Personally I'm backing the Stellarator concept. It has the coolest name so it has to work :-)

The Mad Men's monster is losing the botnet fight: Fewer humans are seeing web ads

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Metrics and Snowflakes

"Meetrics uses the ad industry (IAB) measure of viewability: "At least 50 per cent of the surface of an online ad have to appear in the visible area of the browser for at least one second (50/1)"

Bloody hell. I doubt that an ad is viewable unless 100% appears for at least 10 seconds, but if they measured that then all the ad buyers would wonder why "viewability" was around 5%.

Publishers should simply say that they will only deal with the client/agency, and vet all ads for being sensible. All ads to be served from the publishers servers.

At the risk of sounding poetical - show me a beautiful snowflake or two and I'll give you some attention, but serve me up a blizzard and I'm ignoring all of it.

Aereo TV boss is back ... pitching gigabit internet and a $350 Wi-Fi router

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Fail for the greater good

The incumbants will not let him eat their lunch, but his presence might well allow them to suddenly offer higher speeds at lower prices - a lot of Yanks living in monopoly areas pay eyewatering amounts for quite slow Broadband.

How El Reg predicted Google's sweetheart tax deal ... in 2013

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Level playing field

Is what people really want.

At the moment the jurisdictional tax arbitrage games that multinationals plan means that they can have the same real costs as a small local business but magical lunacy like deciding that it's IP is in a Dutch Sandwich allows it to undercut the local company AND make it's profits go phut. (Not they do, they miraculously reappear in a tax haven).

The Google deal has about as much to do with rigorous math as Jack's beanstalk has to do with careful gardening.

Google UK coughs up £130m back taxes. Is it enough?

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Re: Profits are whatever you want them to be

@anonymous coward

Your L'burg lawyer thing is irrelevent. In fact it's worse than that because right now they can, and do Uk co legal work for MORE than a Uk lawyer, but the tax advantage of funnelling millions/billions through L'burg makes it sensible to hire them.

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Profits are whatever you want them to be

Any accountant can make profits dance anywhere they like, for a multinational.

You can reduce profits in the UK by charging the UK firm a fee for use of IP, but ensure that said fee winds up in a place not taxed.

Google's global margins are around 27%.

Any sensible tax system would look at the UK sales, and if the company was declaring lower margins, simply tax the company as if it's UK margins reflected the global ones.

At a stroke this would remove any incentive for companies to structure in ways that focused on tax, but would have no effect on structure for logical business purposes. E.g. if Ireland has the best sales staff or L'burg the best IP lawyers, keep using them.

It's also something that every other country could implement as well.

Petit a petit, l’oiseau fait son nid: AWS to open data center in Montreal

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Re: Jurisdiction

Isn't this why everyone is watching the Microsoft vs USA case re data in their Irish data centre?

Lovelace at 200: Celebrating the High Priestess to Babbage's machines

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Re: She is an icon all right

Hardly forgotten for a a 100 years. Simply 100 years ahead of the curve for general appreciation. That she was rediscovered only after the work had been done from scratch simply shows how good she was.

Computer programs need computers. Until practical computers existed computer programming was as useless as prime number stuff but with even less scope for intellectual fun.

Prime number factorization dates back to Gauss and had damn all use until there were practical computers. However it wasn't forgotten because math types can do shit for fun with paper and pencil :-)

How hard can it be to kick terrorists off the web? Tech bosses, US govt bods thrash it out

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Can we be clear on the difference between ciphers and codes

Backdoors to encryption would (be a bad idea but) deal with ciphers.

To tackle codes, you need humint. Codes are harder to use, but that hasn't stopped clandestine orgs using them for hundreds of years. We used them to talk to the resistance in plain english radio in WW2 and we didn't give a shit that the Germans were listening, because unless they knew what "Joe is walking the dog" REALLY meant, hearing it did them no good.

Backdooring won't protect anyone, but will damage many.

Call of Duty terror jabber just mindless banter

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Just do it in Minecraft

With a bit of trenching.

Compuware promises mainframe DevOps as old programmers croak

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They'll retire like pop stars

Returning as soon as it goes wrong for X times previous salary.

Saw it happen to a neighbour. He had coded nuclear power station stuff for Magnox facilities in some 50's language and 6 months later got a begging letter and and an invitation to write his own cheque until he had either delivered "start from scratch documentation" or the station was shut down, which was on the cards then and has happened now.

When he first retired he had a nice pension and his house paid off. When he next retired a few years later he also had a place in Spain, a narrowboat, and the resources to flit between them as the mood took.

The Register's entirely serious New Year's resolutions for 2016

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Can we have

Comments directly under articles? El Reg has a much better class of comments than most sites.

2016 in mobile: Visit a components mall in China... 30 min later, you're a manufacturer

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Wiley fox

Bought one because my Galaxy2 was on the way out.

Great. It's a phone, it makes calls, it does txt, it has google maps, internet and my email/calender. And a keyboard big enough for my fingers to do emails. Short ones, if I absolutely have to.

130 all in I think.

Pay more than 200 for a phone? Why? Really, just why?

NSA spying on US and Israeli politicians stirs Congress from Christmas slumbers

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I'm shocked, shocked

to find that spying is going on in here.

Juniper's VPN security hole is proof that govt backdoors are bonkers

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Re: humble pi

Er, no, the Bible (I can't quite believe I'm writing this) doesn't say that Pi is 3. You have inferred this by calculating back from the fact that the story only reports the diameter, height and circumference to an accuracy of one significant figure.

While ONE significant figure is probably a little on the vague side at least the Biblical reporter is consistent. A modern day one writing for a popular publication for the masses would have probably opted to define it as a circle with an area as a fraction of a football pitch, height in full grown men and a volume to the nearest Elephant. Probably thinking that all football pitches are the same size and ditto full grown men and elephants.

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Re: humble pi

There is pi and there is whatever approximation of pi you need for a numerical calculation to be accurate to the required degree.

I for one, if I see numbers with too many significant figures, assume that whatever I'm reading is wrong until proved otherwise.

Storm in a teacup: Wileyfox does Android cheapie, British style

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I own a Swift

The trusty Galaxy Series 2 (owned from new) was starting to glitch and I wanted to turn three phones in to two. Dual SIM looked useful.

I am very happy with the Swift. I use it as a phone, for getting txts (no one ever expects one back) and Gmail and Google Maps. Both SIMs work fine and the battery life is fine.

I like it.

Cyber racketeers convicted over $1bn international conspiracy

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The Yanks have always been a bit techy about gambling.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Carruthers

US, UK big banks to simulate mega-hacker cyber-attack

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They do this when pushed.

After I wrote some ground up maths modelling of a bird flu pandemic and how it would interact with the insurance/pensions business the Regulators went from "don't worry about it, all under control, and no, we won't tell you what the plans are" to suddenly requesting full detailed plans from the insurers (when they realised I'd be publishing and that there would be questions) to a full scale resilience test within weeks of publication

I think that somewhere, someone who knows both the regulators and the practical side of banking infrastructure has done something similar and got their attention.

UK's super-cyber-snoop shopping list: Internet data, bulk spying, covert equipment tapping

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Re: Security Theatre and/or Snooping

VPN providers in the UK, maybe. But why would you use a Uk provider :-)

TalkTalk attackers stole 'incomplete' customer bank data, ISP confirms

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That's all Ok then.

This won't happen to anyone.

http://www.wired.com/2012/08/apple-amazon-mat-honan-hacking/all/

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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So this postural login replaces my password? Ah, the IT guy's behind me isn't he. Don't you dare put that photo on The Register.

Phone-fondling docs, nurses sling patient info around willy-nilly

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Psychology matters

If you want people busy people to be secure, don't let them use their phone. Telling them to use a specific app on their phone isn't good enough as it won't be an app they use often enough to be an automatic reaction.

There is a case for giving all staff their own device For Medical Use. Maybe in a nice medical Red colour.

Medical staff will be much more attuned to a Device/Task link than an App/Task one.

This allows training / memos along the lines "Business Matter? Business Phone. Personal matter, personal phone" and then have a swear box that miscreants have to donate to every time they get caught flinging Business stuff to personal phones. And then also have the Uniforms and White Coats incorporate Phone Pockets. The one at the front for the Medifone (TM, me), and a buttoned up one under the armpit for the - deliberately hard to reach - Personal Phone

ICANN: Just give us the keys to the internet – or the web will disintegrate

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What's on slide 6? "and if you don't do what I say I'll get my big brother on you!"

Online VAT fraud: Calls for government crackdown grow louder

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Re: Let's talk VAT numbers..

Turnover.

VAT is based on turnover, not profit. So when it comes to selling shit, anyone running a business producing even close to a single salary at normal retail margins would need to be VAT registered.

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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Judging by the shit I just stepped in, that bear may not be virtual.

Bitcoin is an official commodity, says US gummint

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Bitcoin discovers can't have cake and eat it

Bitcoin wanted to be taken seriously as money, they can't start whining when it is.

As to that Japanese Judge, he clearly missed out on his basic "what is money" lessons. Money has always been intangible. Coin etc is simply a representation, (try spending a few francs). How would he rule on a mining rights issue? the RIGHT to mine is an intangible, even if the ground under discussion is made of solid gold.

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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Python WTF? I'M the Python round here

Pioneer slaps 80s LASERS on cars for driverless push

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It's not an irrational fear of loss of control. It's a rational fear of handing control to large organisations with poor records re security and fault acceptance.

With aircraft, the pilot has skin in the game. If his pilot error kills you, he kills himself.

If Google's error kills you, it's just you what's dead.

Vote now: Who can solve a problem like Ashley Madison?

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Chuck Norris Fact : He was the only guy on the site that the real women ever wrote back to.

Legal eagles accuse Labour of data law breach over party purge

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All those who are rejected should file a subject access request, which will require that the party hand over EVERYTHING that they have on the person. A few thousand of these going in should put other parties off doing anything similar

https://ico.org.uk/for-the-public/personal-information/

Get whimsical and win a Western Digital Black 6TB hard drive

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Come on Tinder, there must be a match closer than 2000 miles.

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