Posts by Captain Badmouth

Porsche panic in Russia as pricey status symbols forget how to car

Re: More cloudybollocks

I’m not suggesting it was anything other than mono, but I, for one, would have loved listening to radio Caroline or Luxembourg etc. on such a set-up.

Takes the sting out of the night time fading.

Re: More cloudybollocks

Indeed, back in the late 60’s someone from Swansea (iirc) uni. modded a radio with the (then) new ceramic filters and fed usb and lsb to l and r inputs of the amplifier section. Great fun listening to the night time fading of the am signal as it moved between the speakers.

I believe it was published in Wireless World at the time, anyone have any info?

Trump's workforce cuts blamed as America's cyber edge dulls

Re: The hand wringing continues

Have a beer for the HHGTTG ref.

Careless engineer stored recovery codes in plaintext, got whole org pwned

For careless read clueless.

Giving engineering a bad name.

JLR stuck in neutral as losses skyrocket amid cyberattack cleanup

Just the start, state actor proxies dipping their toes in the water.

Britain's billion-pound F-35s not quite ready for, well, anything

Re: Maybe it's time we in Britain admit we're a bit crap at things nowadays

> You have thank Thatcher and her successors, who made the UK into a world leader in buying stuff in rather than investing in our own capabilities.

Let’s not forget that the labour government under Harold Wilson in the 1960’s cancelled the TSR2 aircraft.

Spy school dropout: GCHQ intern jailed for swiping classified data

Arshad?

You’ve mis-splled his name, it’s Arsehat ( or Asshat for the over the pond dwellers).

Re: "Signing" The Official Secrets Act

D notice, wasn’t it, or was that just for prohibiting the publishing of details?

Ukraine strikes Russian bomber-maker with hack attack

Re: CAD design files ?

Those little “wings” near the nose of the cocordski suggest that if the data was stolen then it was definitely “duff gen.”

Coinbase extorted for $20M. Support staff bribed. Customers scammed. One hell of a SNAFU

“Most” unique?

FFS!

Here's what we know about the DragonForce ransomware that hit Marks & Spencer

Link to Steve K comment 3 days ago:

https://forums.theregister.com/forum/all/2025/05/13/ms_confirms_customer_data_stolen/

Steve K take a bow

Your joke “this is not just a breach, it’s an M&S breach” has made it as a cartoon in the current issue of private eye.

Albeit with “breach” replaced with “cyber attack”.

Perhaps you should approach them for a reward for original idea?

Have a Register cyber award ———>>>>>

Infosec pros tell Trump to quit bullying Chris Krebs – it's undermining security

Re: Easy to tell who the fascists are

Yes, recommended viewing is this film :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Death_of_Stalin

If you like black comedy.

As CISA braces for more cuts, threat intel sharing takes a hit

Re: Don’t worry

Yes, right now vlad’s boys are tightening the security on all those wide open American utilities now that Donny has pulled the rug.

In future there will be no chance of them being hacked and shut down by anybody but Russia.

Well, that takes care of China, anyway, er…

Signalgate solved? Report claims journalist’s phone number accidentally saved under name of Trump official

Who needs kompromat on the orange arsehole when he’s appointed a team of morons?

Signalgate: Pentagon watchdog probes Defense Sec Hegseth

Why are they using signal?

Indeed.

Ex-CIA man Kevin Carroll gives us his take on this troubled topic here :

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/apr/05/why-trump-administration-used-signal-hegseth-gabbard

Signalgate storm intensifies as journalist releases full secret Houthi airstrike chat

Clown jewel?

Surely the clown jewel is the transmission of live operational data over a channel they had been advised was insecure?

A bunch of juvenile yahoos playing “masters of the universe” on their “personal?” devices.

So many ciphers…

18 (or was it 19) ciphers on the cipher chat, another cipher in the white house.

Ciphers everywhere yet so insecure.

The more we hear that they seem to be using signal on govt. phones, the more we wonder how much Putin is hearing.

This lot are dangerous in increasing ways, it needs the GOP to grow a pair - and divert the Potomac through the shite house.

Top Trump officials text secret Yemen airstrike plans to journo in Signal SNAFU

Tulsi Gabbard currently insisting no classified material was shared on the signal chat.

The tango twat says that Waltz has “learned a lesson”.

Oh dear, where have we heard that before.

Get off that old Firefox by Friday or you'll be sorry, says Moz

Which mac os are you running?

Esr 115.18.0 supports win7 and mac os 10.12 - 10.14

https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/115.18.0/releasenotes/

Rhysida pwns two US healthcare orgs, extracts over 300K patients' data

I’m pissed off with these people saying they take their customer’s data and security very seriously.

Grow a pair and tell the truth : “Actually we couldn’t give a flying fuck”.

Refreshing, or what?

Icon : CEO of company in question after court case, in ideal world.

Tech support chap showed boss how to use a browser for a year – he still didn't get it

Re: Screen savers

I prefer telling them to left-click to highlight and then press “enter”.

Re: "learnt many things about how not to run a company"

You are Marius van der Lubbe and I claim my 5 guilder.

Kids' shoemaker Start-Rite trips over security again, spilling customer card info

I made apoint of complaining to one that my daughter was trying to buy from.

The reply was that the scripts didn’t matter as all the data was being entered into an iframe.

Anyone find this re-assuring?

Re: Squished

Clarkes had loads of fluoroscopes in their uk shops in the 1950’s.

Pity the poor shop assistants who had to operate the things.

Mind your header! There's nothing refreshing about phishers' latest tactic

Oh Dear…

https://securityheaders.com/?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theregister.com%2Fsecurity%2F&followRedirects=on

Two cuffed over suspected smishing campaign using 'text message blaster'

Re: a bank or another official authority will ask you to share personal information

Phoning a friend instead of your bank is , certainly, one way to make sure the line is "free".

But how long before they develop a MITM telephone exchange complete with dial tone so

they can forward your "phone a friend" call and still retain control to answer your bank phone call.

Best use a different phone for that if this happens to you.

NFTs not annoying enough? Now they come with wallet-emptying malware

Re: Idiots

A boris?

Brewdog might make an OK pint but its security sucks: Flaw opened door to free beers for anyone

I mean, my mum doesn't even know what Flash is

Not even for the kitchen floor?

US House Rep on cyber committees tweets Gmail password, PIN in Capitol riot lawsuit outrage

Re: Excellent

Ahem.

Boris Johnson

Chris Failing-Grayling

Dildo Hardon

etc.

You English are doomed.

US declares emergency after ransomware shuts oil pipeline that pumps 100 million gallons a day

Re: Been there, done that...

I didn't think they'd be compromising their own oil company.

Been there, done that...

Meanwhile, the Russian/ Chinese/ Iranian/ N Korean (delete as/if necessary) state-employed Black Hats are spitting blood waiting to see if their little compromise software, sitting quietly in a dark corner of a server somewhere, will be uncovered by the security measures introduced following this mal(ware)arkey.

Voyager 2 receives and executes first command in 11 months as sole antenna that reaches it returns to work

Re: It's a different world

Like the TSR2 before it...

The curse of knowing a bit about IT: 'Could you just...?' and 'No I haven't changed anything'

Re: XP and network discovery?

@Steve Davies 3

+1 for the Mary Hopkin reference.

Anyone else read "12BoC" as 120BC?

Some days it feels like it...

I need a drink.

Trump fires cybersecurity boss Chris Krebs for doing his job: Securing the election and telling the truth about it

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I was quite disappointed to find out there is no red button - it is actually a biscuit that allows the President to lunch....

fixed.

What a Hancock-up: Excel spreadsheet blunder blamed after England under-reports 16,000 COVID-19 cases

Re: Ouch

The lack of adequate funding probably explains the old software in use. Another manufactured "failure" of the NHS and an excuse to hand out contracts in it's ongoing privatisation.

Privateers everywhere.

Proposed US fix for Boeing 737 Max software woes does not address Ethiopian crash scenario, UK pilot union warns

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Welcome aboard the all-new Boeing Windscale.

Fixed, name changing not allowed.

Microsoft leaks 6.5TB in Bing search data via unsecured Elastic server. *Insert 'Wow... that much?' joke here*

Re: I was unaware

Dido Harding hung around their offices some time back.

Fixed.

It has been 15 years, and we're still reporting homograph attacks – web domains that stealthily use non-Latin characters to appear legit

Re: A þorny problem, to be sure

Oh, R0n...

Cyber-security super-brain Rudy Giuliani forgets password, bricks iPhone, begs Apple Store staff for help

Website scores

I see his website scores a "T" due to certificate mismatch here:

https://www.ssllabs.com/ssltest/analyze.html?d=www.giulianisecurity.com

and, as you may have guessed, an "F" here:

https://securityheaders.com/?q=www.giulianisecurity.com&followRedirects=on

Laughed? I almost opened that attachment...

Dixons hits back at McAfee's £30m antivirus sueball: Your AV didn't work on Windows 10S

Crap retailer sells crap o/s with crap antivirus that doesn't work.

Who new?

It's enough to drive one to drink.

Here's to you: UK.gov praises Reg-reading techies for keeping on top of cybersecurity

Re: Let's ponder on Long AI Marches

"Have you found them to be refreshingly proactive, Olaf, and could this relatively anonymous communication channel be one of their creation and iteration?

You know, NCSC doing some Deep and Dark See Phishing for Blighty in the Almighty Strange Waters of a Cutting Edge Publication Hosting here. ..... for those more than just interested in taking and making a Walk on the Wild Side?"

Don't go solving the crypto-puzzle or, if you do, don't go phoning the no. given for the prize of 2 yrs. subscription to the magazine of your choice...

Mystery of the Chinese woman who allegedly tried to sneak into Trump's Mar-a-Lago with a USB stick of malware

Re: 5 years ...

"a restricted area" - whatever one of those is defined to be.

The hamberder stall, innit?

TP-Link 'smart' router proves to be anything but smart – just like its maker: Zero-day vuln dropped after silence

Re: Nearshore?

Quite, although TP-Link seem to recommend DD-WRT.

But, no warranty!

"To Use Third Party Firmware In TP-Link Products

Some official firmware of TP-Link products can be replaced by the third party firmware such as DD-WRT. TP-Link is not obligated to provide any maintenance or support for it, and does not guarantee the performance and stability of third party firmware. Damage to the product as a result of using third party firmware will void the product's warranty."

Huawei savaged by Brit code review board over pisspoor dev practices

Re: Real point here

"Surly they'd give it the stamp of approval"

I'm sure they'd be quite nice about it, actually...

Data breach rumours abound as UK Labour Party locks down access to member databases

He's got a copy of the electoral register so he probably thought he was being polite. By register I mean the complete register, not just the "public" register available to anyone - at least that used to be the case. Not sure how current data regulations have changed that.

Use an 8-char Windows NTLM password? Don't. Every single one can be cracked in under 2.5hrs

I suggest

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