I got denied entry to Switzerland because the side door had "fallen off" our Ford Transit van. We camped overnight on the French side and I replaced the door with some string and a hammer lent by frendly Frenach campers, who mostly thought it was hilarious.
Posts by saxicola
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Attackers pwn charter airline helping Trump's deportation campaign
How do you explain what magnetic fields do to monitors to people wearing bowling shoes?
Why UK Online Safety Act may not be safe for bloggers
An arc welder in the datacenter: What could possibly go wrong?
Pinspotters have computers in them too.
I did a stint as a bowling alley mechanic. Venerable old 82-70's for those that care. I had to explain several times to various managers why a two minute weld on a part would take a day to do as I could not weld it while in situ. It had to removed and welded in the workshop, which was in another site.
Let alone the stray currents and EMF that could damage the computers in adjacent lanes, which I could have removed and moved somewhere safe, all ten of them. There was also the considerable risk of fire. A dialy task was cleaning oily dust from the machines, applying new oil as required and polishing all the slidy parts.
After carefully explaining the risks they'd agree with my assessment.
Not that they has a choice as I'd point-blank refuse to weld in situ. no matter what their opinion was.
Techie saved the day and was then criticized for the fix
CompSci academic thought tech support was useless – until he needed it
Excel Hell II: If the sickness can't be fixed, it must be contained
What happens when What3Words gets lost in translation?
I forgot to de-register my boat radio when I sold the boat. Six months later the new owner "pressed the red button" prompting a call from the UK coastguard.
They were very nice about it and sorted the de-registration for me right then.
For those who don't know: The "red button" on the radio transmits a mayday along with the current location when pressed. It's connected to the GPS.
Mars helicopter phones home after 63 days of silence
That old box of tech junk you should probably throw out saves a warehouse
Thanks for fixing the computer lab. Now tell us why we shouldn’t expel you?
Re: Free 24x7 user support?
For a while at university I used to be able to cancel the print queue for a printer, quickly press print and logout. By the time I'd walked to the printer at the front of the room my printout was ready. Until I couldn't any more. I was rumbled! So it was off to Staples to buy the cheapest printer they had.
To be fair, the amount of garbage the printer was spewing out, and with the "LOAD LETTER" (the printer was loaded with A4 obviously), errors constantly displayed assuaged my guilt a little as I was probably doing the other students a favour by allowing them to review their page settings before then resubmitting the print.
Is it time to tip open source developers? Here's one way to do it
IT phone home: How to run up a $20K bill in two days and get away with it by blaming Cisco
Electron-to-joule conversion formulae? Cute. Welcome to the school of hard knocks
ProtonMail deletes 'we don't log your IP' boast from website after French climate activist reportedly arrested
The old New: Windows veteran explains that menu item
Rural Scotland, Wales to get £1bn from Shared Rural Network pot, promised huge gains in next four... years
Brit IT firms wound up by court order after fooling folk into paying for 'support' over fake computer errors
Perseverance Mars rover sets off on its first mission, to boldly drill and return samples as no rover has drilled before
Oops, says Manchester City Council after thousands of number plates exposed in parking ticket spreadsheet
From Maidenhead to Morocco: In a change to the scheduled programming, we bring you The On Call of Dreams
You want me to do WHAT in that prepaid envelope?
Re: Club 50+
A friend of mine only found out he had early stage prostate cancer because of a routine test, as he lives mostly in France, rather than the UK. It's a routine test there. Back here I have to ask, repeatedly for a reluctantly given PSA test. All clear, but my father died of it and I don't want to.
Much like the British on holiday, NHS COVID-19 app refuses to work with phones using unsupported languages
Start Me Up: 25 years ago this week, Windows 95 launched and, for a brief moment, Microsoft was almost cool
Oh what a feeling: New Toyotas will upload data to AWS to help create custom insurance premiums based on driver behaviour
Linus Torvalds banishes masters, slaves and blacklists from the Linux kernel, starting now
Microsoft decrees that all high-school IT teachers were wrong: Double spaces now flagged as typos in Word
Zoom's end-to-end encryption isn't actually end-to-end at all. Good thing the PM isn't using it for Cabinet calls. Oh, for f...
An Army Watchkeeper drone tried to land. Then meatbags took over from the computers
A real head-scratcher: Tech support called in because emails 'aren't showing timestamps'
Mystery sign-poster pities the fool who would litter the UK's West Midlands
Holy moley! The amp, kelvin and kilogram will never be the same again
Heatwave shmeatwave: Brit IT departments cool their racks – explicit pics
Developer’s code worked, but not in the right century
Unbreakable smart lock devastated to discover screwdrivers exist
Toaster oven-sized boffin box bound for Mars to search for life
Title should be Toaster-oven sized, which means an oven the size of a toaster. Toaster oven-sized means a toaster the size of an oven. Now, not sure about you guys, but in the UK ovens a bigger than toasters and the title gives a misleading impression about the size of the toast. Maybe it's a USA UK thing because we all know everything is bigger in the US. Except for gallons, miles, shoe sizes...
El Reg needs you – to help build an automated beer-transporting robot
Server retired after 18 years and ten months – beat that, readers!
Crystal Maze
I can't beat 19 years but the games in the Crystal Maze in Pembrokeshire ran for 15 years on 386's with 4MB of RAM and 40MB HDD's. I spent 5 years coaxing then into life every morning. The non-booting ones mostly needed to be left on, warming up for a while, then rebooted again. At the end getting HDDs that those 386's would recognise was getting to be a real problem and when I could get one it was expensive compared to the current GB drives. The OS was MSDOS 5.2.
There were 20 in total. So 20 x 15 = 300 years, no?
Mozilla looses Firefox 43, including Windows 64-bit variant
Thai women drugged punters 'with Xanax-spiked nipples' – cops
Global drug-dealing cyber crime web was centred on ... Aberdovey
Scorchio! This June was the sixty-sixth hottest on record
UK Temperatures
UK Temperatures are very much influenced by the Atlantic Conveyor or "gulf stream" are not in any way indicative of global temperatures. Melting Arctic ice is fresh water and influences the conveyor and may possibly slow it down so leading to cooling in the UK. We are of a similar latitude to Newfoundland and I've heard it get pretty cold there. Without a north Atlantic Ocean, warmed by the conveyor, keeping us warm we'd be freezing our cojones off in the winter with much cooler summers. These are local effects, do not confuse weather with climate.
Mike E
Uk Temperatures
UK Temperatures are very much influenced by the Atlantic Conveyor or "Gulf stream" are not indicative of global temperatures. Melting Arctic ice influences the conveyor and may possibly slow it down so leading to cooling in the UK. These local effect are entirely expected. The UK will get wetter and colder if the conveyer slows or stops. We are the same latitude as Newfoundland, I've heard it gets pretty cold there too. These are local effects, do not confuse weather with climate.
Mike E