* Posts by saxicola

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Attackers pwn charter airline helping Trump's deportation campaign

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I got denied entry to Switzerland because the side door had "fallen off" our Ford Transit van. We camped overnight on the French side and I replaced the door with some string and a hammer lent by frendly Frenach campers, who mostly thought it was hilarious.

How do you explain what magnetic fields do to monitors to people wearing bowling shoes?

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Re: Anglepoise Lamp

I've had to add rubber bands to augment the springs for the heavier LED lamp.

Why UK Online Safety Act may not be safe for bloggers

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Does anyone know how this apples to IRC? The whole point of IRC seems to fall foul of the act.

An arc welder in the datacenter: What could possibly go wrong?

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Re: Let's start a fight with the Welders

Well, I was 15 11/12ths years old when I started my apprenticeship so I guess I was taught to weld as a child.

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Pinspotters have computers in them too.

I did a stint as a bowling alley mechanic. Venerable old 82-70's for those that care. I had to explain several times to various managers why a two minute weld on a part would take a day to do as I could not weld it while in situ. It had to removed and welded in the workshop, which was in another site.

Let alone the stray currents and EMF that could damage the computers in adjacent lanes, which I could have removed and moved somewhere safe, all ten of them. There was also the considerable risk of fire. A dialy task was cleaning oily dust from the machines, applying new oil as required and polishing all the slidy parts.

After carefully explaining the risks they'd agree with my assessment.

Not that they has a choice as I'd point-blank refuse to weld in situ. no matter what their opinion was.

Techie saved the day and was then criticized for the fix

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Re: Locks.

I don't think my apprentice toolbox would have held oil for long. I still have it though some 50 years later.

CompSci academic thought tech support was useless – until he needed it

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Re: Depends.

It's rigour in English too. It's rigor in American. Americans do not speak English and I don't know why they insist that they do.

Excel Hell II: If the sickness can't be fixed, it must be contained

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This dates from the days when workmen made their own tools. Hence bad workmen used shite tools.

What happens when What3Words gets lost in translation?

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I forgot to de-register my boat radio when I sold the boat. Six months later the new owner "pressed the red button" prompting a call from the UK coastguard.

They were very nice about it and sorted the de-registration for me right then.

For those who don't know: The "red button" on the radio transmits a mayday along with the current location when pressed. It's connected to the GPS.

Mars helicopter phones home after 63 days of silence

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Re: Ingenuity's initial mission called for just five flights,...

If we were prepared to pay ten times as much for them they probably would. :)

That old box of tech junk you should probably throw out saves a warehouse

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Re: farm supplies

I think I might know the place you are writing about.

Thanks for fixing the computer lab. Now tell us why we shouldn’t expel you?

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Re: Free 24x7 user support?

For a while at university I used to be able to cancel the print queue for a printer, quickly press print and logout. By the time I'd walked to the printer at the front of the room my printout was ready. Until I couldn't any more. I was rumbled! So it was off to Staples to buy the cheapest printer they had.

To be fair, the amount of garbage the printer was spewing out, and with the "LOAD LETTER" (the printer was loaded with A4 obviously), errors constantly displayed assuaged my guilt a little as I was probably doing the other students a favour by allowing them to review their page settings before then resubmitting the print.

Is it time to tip open source developers? Here's one way to do it

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To which they are welcome, if I ever earn enough.

IT phone home: How to run up a $20K bill in two days and get away with it by blaming Cisco

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I believe it's possible to buy a SIM card in Japan offering a fixed time deal for unlimited data. Not cheap but it you are using you phone for translate often it would be worth it.

Ah! Just re-found it: Sakura Mobile is one of several.

Electron-to-joule conversion formulae? Cute. Welcome to the school of hard knocks

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The whole problem hinged on that simple fact.

ProtonMail deletes 'we don't log your IP' boast from website after French climate activist reportedly arrested

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Account deleted.

The old New: Windows veteran explains that menu item

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I've been able to this for ten years at least with Linux KDE. What's all the fuss about?

Obviously I keep ALL my documents on the desktop too so I know exactly where they are. I just keep adding more monitors when I run out of space.

Rural Scotland, Wales to get £1bn from Shared Rural Network pot, promised huge gains in next four... years

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For a moment I thought that Scotland were giving Wales rural development money.

Maybe the headline should be "Rural Scotland and Wales..."?

Although the way money is disbursed in the UK, maybe.

Brit IT firms wound up by court order after fooling folk into paying for 'support' over fake computer errors

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Yes but this is Britain, once you start doing that, a precedent is set and the monied entitled folks wouldn't want that to happen so they let the "small fry" get away with it lest the spotlight be turned on them.

Perseverance Mars rover sets off on its first mission, to boldly drill and return samples as no rover has drilled before

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Re: Water

But make sure it's not more than 100ml.

Oops, says Manchester City Council after thousands of number plates exposed in parking ticket spreadsheet

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Re: the person who should be insured, not the vehicle!

No such thing as road tax though.

From Maidenhead to Morocco: In a change to the scheduled programming, we bring you The On Call of Dreams

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I used to be a bowling alley mechanic with an attached Crystal Maze. Not the one in the story though. Great job.

You want me to do WHAT in that prepaid envelope?

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Re: Club 50+

A friend of mine only found out he had early stage prostate cancer because of a routine test, as he lives mostly in France, rather than the UK. It's a routine test there. Back here I have to ask, repeatedly for a reluctantly given PSA test. All clear, but my father died of it and I don't want to.

Much like the British on holiday, NHS COVID-19 app refuses to work with phones using unsupported languages

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s/NHS/Serco/

Please stop calling it NHS COVID-19 app, it's Serco's COVID-19 app. A private contract given to the mates and relatives of the present government.

Start Me Up: 25 years ago this week, Windows 95 launched and, for a brief moment, Microsoft was almost cool

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This was how I discovered Edie Brickell. On the disk was a sample video, "What I Am" I think it was. Or was it XP?

Oh what a feeling: New Toyotas will upload data to AWS to help create custom insurance premiums based on driver behaviour

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Re: That's settled, then.

Indeed. My SWradio dongle picks up the TPMS data of cars local to me that use 433MHz. I could track the comings and goings of each one, since they all have a UUID in the data. I don't obviously, because that would be wrong.

Linus Torvalds banishes masters, slaves and blacklists from the Linux kernel, starting now

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Re: Wishy washy

Or Trump and Boris?

Microsoft decrees that all high-school IT teachers were wrong: Double spaces now flagged as typos in Word

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Re: It may be a US "standard", but...

No, that's a gib strip. Or is that a US thing too.

Zoom's end-to-end encryption isn't actually end-to-end at all. Good thing the PM isn't using it for Cabinet calls. Oh, for f...

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But governments hate E2E encryption so it's OK.

An Army Watchkeeper drone tried to land. Then meatbags took over from the computers

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Aberporth isn't in North Wales and this is an old story. So...

A real head-scratcher: Tech support called in because emails 'aren't showing timestamps'

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Re: Justifiable tree homicide

In Wales, many of the trees that are now being cut down to make paper were originally planted and grown to provide pit props for the coal mining industry. It's pure luck that pit props are no longer needed and these trees are now mature enough to turn into pulp.

Mystery sign-poster pities the fool who would litter the UK's West Midlands

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Re: Another design approach:

Passenger footwell. Chuck everything in there 'till it's full then grab a bin bag and clean it out. However, I have no friends so this may not work for everyone.

Holy moley! The amp, kelvin and kilogram will never be the same again

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Re: I Propose that it's Renamed the Kibblegram

And now see it's already proposed because I didn't read ALL the comments. (Leaves, feeling slightly silly).

Heatwave shmeatwave: Brit IT departments cool their racks – explicit pics

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The thing with fans is that they just move air about, (and warm it whilst doing so) they don't cool anything. They work on humans because we sweat and thus cool by evaporation of the sweat, moving air helps this process. AFAIK servers don't sweat.

Developer’s code worked, but not in the right century

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Ooh, I still have a backup floppy from 1999. How do I decode it?

Unbreakable smart lock devastated to discover screwdrivers exist

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How do you defeat "attack dogs"? Decoy cats! A couple fo those and your dogs are off chasing cats leaving me to walk in and pillage at will. Of course, if your name is Will then that's a different matter. Dark matter? Well that's another matter of course..

Toaster oven-sized boffin box bound for Mars to search for life

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Title should be Toaster-oven sized, which means an oven the size of a toaster. Toaster oven-sized means a toaster the size of an oven. Now, not sure about you guys, but in the UK ovens a bigger than toasters and the title gives a misleading impression about the size of the toast. Maybe it's a USA UK thing because we all know everything is bigger in the US. Except for gallons, miles, shoe sizes...

El Reg needs you – to help build an automated beer-transporting robot

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I suggest you ask Simone Giertz this sounds like an ideal project for her.

Server retired after 18 years and ten months – beat that, readers!

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Crystal Maze

I can't beat 19 years but the games in the Crystal Maze in Pembrokeshire ran for 15 years on 386's with 4MB of RAM and 40MB HDD's. I spent 5 years coaxing then into life every morning. The non-booting ones mostly needed to be left on, warming up for a while, then rebooted again. At the end getting HDDs that those 386's would recognise was getting to be a real problem and when I could get one it was expensive compared to the current GB drives. The OS was MSDOS 5.2.

There were 20 in total. So 20 x 15 = 300 years, no?

Mozilla looses Firefox 43, including Windows 64-bit variant

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I thought it was great to to see "looses" used correctly for once. I suspect that may have been the deliberate intention of the headline author. Made my day.

Thai women drugged punters 'with Xanax-spiked nipples' – cops

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Reminds me of the Firefly episode with Christina Hendricks

As Saffron in "Our Mrs. Reynolds"

Global drug-dealing cyber crime web was centred on ... Aberdovey

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Far more exciting than Borth though.

Scorchio! This June was the sixty-sixth hottest on record

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UK Temperatures

UK Temperatures are very much influenced by the Atlantic Conveyor or "gulf stream" are not in any way indicative of global temperatures. Melting Arctic ice is fresh water and influences the conveyor and may possibly slow it down so leading to cooling in the UK. We are of a similar latitude to Newfoundland and I've heard it get pretty cold there. Without a north Atlantic Ocean, warmed by the conveyor, keeping us warm we'd be freezing our cojones off in the winter with much cooler summers. These are local effects, do not confuse weather with climate.

Mike E

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Uk Temperatures

UK Temperatures are very much influenced by the Atlantic Conveyor or "Gulf stream" are not indicative of global temperatures. Melting Arctic ice influences the conveyor and may possibly slow it down so leading to cooling in the UK. These local effect are entirely expected. The UK will get wetter and colder if the conveyer slows or stops. We are the same latitude as Newfoundland, I've heard it gets pretty cold there too. These are local effects, do not confuse weather with climate.

Mike E