Posts by Sam

BNP pleads for cash after reported DDoS assault

far-right political party

John, they're national socialists, that puts them on the left.

Kyocera Mita FS-2020D

Destruction testing

Is it Gordon Brown proof?

Ad watchdog gives thumbs up for female TV orgasms

Keyboard alert

I tried sex on TV once, but we kept falling off.

How gov scapegoats systems for man-made errors

Re; Pete

"..a short, not too technical, explanation - preferably in 4 words or less."

All Councils are fuckwits.

Ithankyou.

Pot Noodle boils up instant doner kebab

Huey

Or rather, they DON'T cook it properly for you in the time it takes to boil a kettle.

A grim day for browser security at hacker contest

Any news..

on a verified by visa hack?

Sun breaks through the clouds

all that brown acid you took at Berkeley

Is that AT Berkeley, or IN Berkeley?

Someone out there will get it.

Sexy Namir sportster to rewrite fuel economy rulebook?

Promising

It looks like hybrid with fixed and optimal generating is the way to go...assuming those figures hold up.

Vatican vetos 'dot god' domain

Cough

Bagsy dot satan muuwaaahahha!

Polish Spitfire shoots down BNP

@Tony

Posted Wednesday 4th March 2009 16:36 GMT

" So was Hitler. Are you suggesting that he wasn't a fascist?"

Ah, the Strawman cometh.

Did you see me say that? No? That's because I didn't.

Perhaps you need to enable subtitles for the hard of thinking.

I am weary of all the bleats from the discredited left that we are Nazis, Racists, etc when they run out of brain early in the argument....everyone is someone else's' Racist/ Demon/ Nazi now...I don't even hear the words anymore.

I've tuned you out.

Talking of idiots...

Look at all the poor spelling in the posts slagging the BNP.

The mugs have also swallowed the BBC/ dead tree press line that they are "right wing".

They are in fact national socialists.

Sheeple.

Bloodhound supercar is 'recession beater', says promoter

Really?

"universal use of LEDs in place of incandescent or fluorescent lights would cut the national 'leccy bill by 15 per cent."

Going to question that, I thought the savings would be higher.

Anyone?

Hollywood to totally recall Total Recall

Nah

It was shit the first time around.

Prime Minister's health records breached in database attack

The Prime Mentalist

My money's on largactil...is the list online yet?

NASA's CO₂-scan sat set to launch

Yawn

Old news.

The launch went a bit Pete Tong.

Taliban man loves his iPhone

Divert

"Why is your answering service on? Phone me back, or I KILL YOU!"

Brits and Yanks struck with embarasment embarrassment

@Sarah...Yu kiding?

"For chrissakes. It's called a typo. Sometimes they slip through."

SOMETIMES?

The spelling on here looks like it came from a failing comprehensive called fuckwit central.

I'm not mailing any more corrections, because they don't get acted on anyway, and that nice Mr Lettice always used to send me a thank you note.

So bollox.

OLPC designer styles goes-like-stink electric motorbike

How much?

This thing's got a battery and an electric motor.

A "normal" bike has an engine with loads of moving parts and sensors, plumbing etc. and is way cheaper.

WHY?

Russian rides Phantom to OS immortality

@Random Coolzip

I thought OpenSolaris had a timeline thingy?

Memo to Microsoft: Enough with the SKUed Windows

FAO the Reg

Please stop putting that demented cunts photo up where people can see it without any warning.

Birmingham drops the possessive apostrophe

Give me strength

Wankers'

Seven Japanese poisoned by blowfish 'nads

So

The fish had 'em by the balls, then?

Tories put toes on Linux bandwagon

At least

...the Tories know Linux exists.

Microsoft's Windows Vista 'Capable' bill could hit $8.5bn

@David Kairns

" Please correct this article as follows:

Date: Beginning of infinity to present time."

Can Infinity have a beginning?

Killer robots to get silent-running whisper mode

@Schalor Visari

That wasn't a copter, it was a lizard craft.

Dribble.....

Acer intros 10in Aspire One netbook

Copycat

So it's an Asus eee pc 1000, then.

Kudos BTW to Tony Smith for his excellent reviews on netbooks last year...they helped me make my final choice.

Her Ladyship unwrapped an Asus eee 1000 in white on Christmas day, and she loves it!

Goat hangs self in Canadian zoo

Sussed it

It found a picture of its girlfriend on goatse.com.

Seagate firmware fix bricks Barracudas

Argh

Now I've got "Barracuda" running 'round inside my head...

The live version by Alice in chains with Gretchen Wilson on vocals, so it ain't all bad.

Ballmer's big regret at 10: Losing the interwebs

@Sarah

Will Microtoss still get through?

UK.gov 'to create anti-net piracy agency'

Yeah.

Good luck with that.

LibDem cheeky boy rides to Segway's rescue

Greeneye posts

You're only jealous because the ugly bugger managed to pork Gabriela.

Desperate NFC Forum extends competition deadline

Just filling in the gaps

Near Field Communication or NFC, is a short-range high frequency wireless communication technology which enables the exchange of data between devices over about a 10 centimetre (around 4 inches) distance.[1] The technology is a simple extension of the ISO 14443 proximity-card standard (contactless card, RFID) that combines the interface of a smartcard and a reader into a single device. An NFC device can communicate with both existing ISO 14443 smartcards and readers, as well as with other NFC devices, and is thereby compatible with existing contactless infrastructure already in use for public transportation and payment. NFC is primarily aimed at usage in mobile phones.

US woman says Ubuntu can't access internet

@Paul

"So? Can you strip down and re-build your cars engine? I bet half of you couldent even chainge the oil. Loosers."

"Couldn't, change, and losers", you loser.

What a complete hoon.

NASA announces 'name the inflatable Moon tent' compo result

Not new

Rounded over top, earth, sorry, moon banked up around it..it's an Anderson shelter!

Indian police raid PWC in Satyam probe

check your facts before making sarcy comments.

It's spelt sarky.

Librarians redubbed 'audience development officers'

Somethings wrong

"My emotional needs seemed to be sated by a simple roll of the eyes.."

There's no way that is Sarah Bee.

And why has she got two shadows?

Hey, who turned out the lights?

Asus' angular laptop-of-the-future designs spied

No-ones said it yet

Anything by Gerry Anderson.

Yelpian astroturfers invade Blighty

Stephanie Ichinose

She should scratch it, then...OK, I'll fuck off.

Astronomers view heavens through Galileo's eyes

DNA

They don't need to open his tomb, Galileo's finger is on display at the Museo di Storia del Scienza in Italy.

Presumably they could harvest DNA from that? Any forensic boffins out there?

Satyam chairman quits, admits faking accounts

A change of heart

I was going to say good on him for coming clean, and we could do with a few people like him over here, and then I read Sitaram's post....a bit of an eye opener!

Send old Shuttles to Mars, says Scotty ashes prang man

What?

"squeamish [sic]"

What's wrong with that spelling? Am I missing something? Or did you mean squeamish people are sometimes sic? (sic)

Late bets on new Who hit Paddy Power's pocket

@Sarah

You dodged the bit about being a Whovian.

@Sarah-Do What?

"Well, I'm only a flightly casual viewer"....

HAH! Yeah, right.

Oh, and did you mean flighty or slightly? Either way, watch out for lightning.

Where's the raspberry icon?

China rattles sabre at Google

How thoughtful and caring.

"...harming the physical and mental health of youth and young people"

Driving a fucking tank over them in Tienanmen Square is beneficial, then?

If you can fart, you can earn $10,000

of course..

The iButlers Revenge wouldn't work, because it's silent.

Indulge your fecal fantasies with a doll that craps

Alternative

HhhhhhggnnnnHHHH! Hnnnnngghhh!!! You bastard, you never told me that was a Phal...

HnnnggrraaaaaagHHHH!!!!

LG DVS450H 'floating' DVD player

Pardon?

"the unit is 430mm high "

Can I have a peek at that tape measure?

BT offers £15,000 to catch London exchange burglary gang

Mac code?

The first time these cards show up online, won't their mac addresses give them away?

Aussie boffins use sarcasm to investigate brain illness

Remember

The Newman and Baddiel sarcasm sketches?

Contractors and managers hit in Alcatel-Lucent layoffs

BT-He sacked lots of people there, too.

Pity he didn't get the twats who let phorm in.