* Posts by Named coward

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RED ALERT! High-speed alien fugitives are invading our Milky Way

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Re: Hypervelocity...

momentum relative to the speed ?

They are travelling at some speed greater than the escape velocity of the Milky Way at their location, relative to the milky way rest frame. The speed relative to the Sun (or earth) can be greater or lesser than this speed, depending on their location and direction. So you can say they are traveling very fast. You can also say they are slow (compared to, say, the speed of light)

New work: Algorithms to give self-driving cars 'impulsive' human 'ethics'

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Has the trolley problem actually ever manifested itself in real life? We tend to over-complicate things. If you are driving and see an obstacle in your way, you brake. It might mean that the asshat tailgating you ploughs right into you...tough luck. Sometimes you might even need to swerve. If, by swerving, you find yourself in a new collision path, you try to avoid that as well, and hope that if it's a car its driver will also be trying to avoid the collision. Accidents happen and will always happen...instead of wasting processor resources trying to figure out who to drive over, those same resources should be engaged in trying to avoiding any collision

Constant work makes the kilo walk the Planck

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Re: Confused

It's simple:

A Kilobyte is 1024 bytes, unless you're talking about network speed ( where 1 Kbps is 1000 bits per second) or hard drive capacity (1 Megabyte = some random value close to, but probably under, 1 million bytes) .

A Kibibyte is...no.

Big question: Who gets the blame if a cyborg drops a kid on its head?

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Re: We're overthinking it folks ....

What you describe: passing exams, or even always getting full marks in exams, is easily achievable by computers. Computers and robots can even perform better than humans in many tasks (be it chess, go, building cars, or simple mathematics). But that's not the Turing test. To pass the Turing test, a human being cannot be able to identify if he is interacting with a machine or another human

Concorde without the cacophony: NASA thinks it's cracked quiet supersonic flight

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Re: Next, apply the technology to ...

The main noise coming from a gun is that of the propellant gases expanding

Genoans flout terror ban with bumper basil hand baggage policy

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Re: I wonder

Cutting instruments are not a threat to an airplane

Walmart tells developers to stay away from AWS

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Re: Can't wait until google gets into the supply chain...

(Jeez - can't we just have one spelling for ther?)

Theiyrè ?

Microsoft's new Surface laptop defeats teardown – with glue

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Coat

Re: Apple's Playbook?

Chuck Norris can cut farts with a roundhouse kick...

Two leading ladies of Europe warn that internet regulation is coming

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Re: But Angela has a working brain...

"a high enough level of mathematical understand to grasp concepts such as factoring and coefficients"

an idea of what factorization is: probably

how that is even related to encryption: such optimism

Who will save us from voice recog foolery from scumbags? Magnetometer!

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Re: time for....

and it can still be beaten with a simple hammer...

AI-powered dynamic pricing turns its gaze to the fuel pumps

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On a Saturday morning, I load my two toddlers into their respective child seats...

On saturday evening I go shopping, load my bags in the back....and get charged a higher insurance premium?

PayPal peed off about Pandora's 'P' being mistaken for its 'PP'

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The Pandora one doesn't have rounded corners on the left edge so it should be ok...

NASA duo plan Tuesday ISS spacewalk to replace the mux that sux

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Re: Unscheduled?

Considering it takes hours to put on the suit, an unscheduled spacewalk is not something one would want to contemplate...

Cloud giants 'ran out' of fast GPUs for AI boffins

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Re: They should have used AI...

AI: Paper submissions are now open, you have 20 days to submit your paper, please don't leave it till the last moment

Japan (lightly) regulates high-frequency algorithmic trading

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Re: But mostly it's an automated MiM attack on actual traders.

alternative solution: stick orders in a queue for xx minutes before they are processed. Takes any speculation (aotomated or otherwise) out of the equation

US judges say you can Google Google, but you can't google Google

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Re: Videotape (tm)

That one sounds like lawyer games...the terms "video" (from latin) and "tape" (also in related tape recorder) were already used before so they just combined them and trademarked it.

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Re: Really?

"Do you hoover the floor or Hoover it?"

People from Hoover hoover their floors with their Hoover hoovers.

Travel IT biz reportedly testing 100TB SSDs

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Maths

"...2.4 petabytes. Stick 40 of these in a rack and we have 960PB, darn close to an exabyte capacity rack."

erm?

Do we need Windows patch legislation?

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Re: All products have a support life

@John Robson - The pinto was liable to catch fire in a rear-end collision - While collosions are not normal use, it's something that can be expected to happen during normal use (similar to a power outage in PC terms). A better analogy than shooting the car (see mythbusters results on that) would be someone cutting the brake lines. Also, the pinto was recalled during its production run, not long after it stopped being "supported".

Microsoft to spooks: WannaCrypt was inevitable, quit hoarding

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Re: MS Marketing is brilliant

"So after doing nothing for months"...

MS fixed this in March for supported OSes. Asking for a patch for XP is like asking for patch for Ubun^H^H^H^H Debian 3

Microsoft's Windows 10 ARM-twist comes closer with first demonstration

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printer drivers

"Drivers need to be native, thereby what, for example, about your scanners, printers, graphic tablets, colorimeters, etc.. "

Not holding my breath on running photoshop on windows on arm but the devices you mention have had user-mode "drivers" for over a decade now.

America 'will ban carry-on laptops on flights from UK, Europe to US'

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shoes

In many airports they make you take off your shoes if they are heavy boot-type shoes, which "might" be understandable: if for nothing else, the metal on the shoelace holes is sometimes enough to set off the xray beep. The US went all the way and requires ALL shoes to go through the scanner in a separate container.

IBM freezes contractor hires to keep full-time workers fully occupied

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The whole idea of hiring contractors because there is money is ridiculous (for everyone except the manager levels who get the bonuses). Contractors should only be needed when there is an immediate and temporary need for an expert (a real expert in a specific field, and if you can wait until the next quarter your need is not immediate). All other work should be planned with the available full-timers and if need be: hire more full-timers, train them in the domains you need etc.

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Favouring full-time employees over contractors is actually the sane thing to do (unless you're the contractor)...there must be something wrong at IBM

Android O-mg. Google won't kill screen hijack nasties on Android 6, 7 until the summer

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Android O

"Android O, which will most likely be out this summer or autumn"

and on most "newish" devices sometime next year...and on slightly older devices...HAHAHA

And things like cyanogen don't count. If the users are unable to manually grant a permission they are also unable to install an alternate OS.

Opposable thumbs make tablets more useful says Microsoft Research

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Only for rounded thumbs. If you cut off the tip you're OK.

Fake ruse: USA Today calls the FBI after half of its 15m Facebook Likes turn out to be bogus

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Facebook finegrained controls

"The newspaper no longer accepts likes on its page from accounts recently registered in the country"

Accept likes? From recently registerd accounts? From a specific country? Does Facebook really provide such fineg-rained tuning for accepting likes? Why does it even have the option to reject a like? I'm trying to figure out a real-world analogy for this functionality: "I like that newspaper"..."no, you can't, try again in a few months"

Today's bonkers bug report: Microsoft Edge can't print numbers

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If it works, try again?

"Printed content depends on selected printer, on printer settings, and on used computer (please try a different setup if first result looks correct)."

Nikon snaps at Dutch, German rivals: You stole our chip etch lens tech!

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Assuming these are not FRAND type / standards-essential patents, why should they be forced to discuss the continuation of a license agreement? The license was for x years, x years are up, the other company even had y years to switch to another method.

Why Firefox? Because not everybody is a web designer, silly

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Re: I recently ditched Firefox.

"...Firefox can be compiled..."

Then you wonder why people prefer other alternatives. Normal people, not the typical reg reader, have no idea what "compile" means

Huawei mystery memo (and phone strategy) confirmed

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Huawei founder Ren Zhengfei (left). Not sure who the other chap is

Best. Caption. Ever.

Ex-IBMer sues Google for $10bn – after his web ad for 'divine honey cancer cure' was pulled

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Healthcare products are considered as restricted on adwords

"...The restrictions that apply to this content may vary depending on the product or service that you're promoting and the countries that you're targeting. Some content, such as unapproved substances, can't be promoted anywhere..."

It's all there in their terms and conditions, which he clearly didn't read

Dishwasher has directory traversal bug

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what chance does an IoT white good have in 10 to 20 years?...you really think modern white goods are made to last 10-20 years?

It's happening! It's happening! W3C erects DRM as web standard

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Re: @DougS - Inclusion in free software

want to watch video on your browser? you have to install this little plugin...

Germany to Facebook, Twitter: We are *this* close to fining you €50m unless you delete fake news within 24 hours

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Re: Hasn't history taught us to think twice before appeases the Germans?

intentional defamation according to german law in one sentence: "Whosoever intentionally and knowingly asserts or disseminates an untrue fact related to another person, which may defame him or negatively affect public opinion about him or endanger his creditworthiness"

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Re: Heil Merkel.

"There is no reason that phone/sms should be exempt from the same rules as radio, tv ...

I demand that the Polizei monitor all phone calls for ungood speech"

Phonecalls/sms are private communication between individuals. Public posts on social media are, well, public

Tech titan pals back up Google after 'foreign server data' FBI warrant ruling

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contents of all communications and related transactional records ...including...deleted

Does google have a backup of all the deleted spam from its 12 years of operation?

NASA finds India's missing lunar orbiter with Earth-bound radar

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In 2009, a lunar orbiter launched by India went quiet and never heard from again.

India loses orbiter, The Register loses verb ?

Microsoft to close its social network on a week's notice – and SIX people complain

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Re: Facebook's 1,871 billion active users.

@AMBxx

As long as by "everyone else" you mean the UK and colonies/ex-colonies + some asian countries and by "France" you mean most of mainland europe and their colonies/ex-colonies

MAC randomization: A massive failure that leaves iPhones, Android mobes open to tracking

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Re: Persistence between MAC changes

The MAC address doesn't change at random times. It changes per network/per connection/when scanning (depending on the implementation). Once you are connected to a network there is no point to change the MAC mid-session.

If someone can track your cookie then that's another kettle of fish. Just by being connected to the network should not make your cookies to another site visible (if it does, you have other, bigger, problems than handset identification)

If a MAC collision occurs - tough luck, one or both of the connections will probably stop working. You have to choose your battles.

DHCP - some implementations (windows 10) will use the same MAC when reconnecting to the same network so this is solved in that manner (this allows a store to know that the same user went into the store at certain times, but at least it hinders tracking across networks) - another case of Privacy vs Convenience

New UK laws address driverless cars insurance and liability

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Re: Sounds rather flawed to me

If a tyre blows and you crash into another car another car your insurance should pay the damages. If they find out it was a manufacturer default they then go after the manufacturer to recover the costs. If they discover that the tyres were not well maintained they might go after you to recover the costs

Replace tyre with software

How to nuke websites you don't like: Slam Google with millions of bogus DMCA takedowns

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Re: Simple Solution

@2460 Something

"Not just a charge per invalid request, but also drop the rankings of the request owners domains at the same rate it would have affected the website in question..."

Then you will get people spoofing their identity and making fake requests to drop someone else's rating... Rating and DMCA requests should simply not be related

Google devs try to create new global namespace

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This is coming from google. The aim is to host all your data. They will gladly provide said bandwidth if it means you will share everything through them (so would facebook et al.)

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Re: Spam Me Senseless

For some value of "Solved". False positives are not a rare occurrence, especially from new contacts

Teach undergrads ethics to ensure future AI is safe – compsci boffins

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Undergrads?

By the time people are undergrads they are usually too old to start caring about ethics and what is right or wrong. If you want to teach ethics it has to be done at a much younger age. Of course, some will call that indoctrination and question whether it is ethical...

Mumsnet ordered to give users' real life IDs and messages to plastic surgeon they criticised

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Re: @ m0rt

The word you're looking for is onymous. The "n" is there because of the "o"

Guessing valid credit card numbers in six seconds? Priceless

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Re: How does CVV actually work?

The CVV doesn't protect against phising. It protects against getting your card cloned at a physical reader (CVV not in magnetic stripe) and when a merchant loses a card database (CVV is not supposed to be stored)

New Euro-net will let you stream Snakes on a Plane on a *!#@ plane

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Re: Oh, Deep joy

It is already possible to get internet access across an ocean - plenty of airlines offer it (for a charge of course). I'm not sure what's new here (maybe better speeds?)

We're great, you don't understand competition law, Google tells Europe

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confused

"When consumers look at Google ads they do not get the best, most relevant results. Instead, they get results from advertisers willing to pay Google the most money"

So when we see ads on TV, billboards etc...they're the "best, most relevant " ads and not from "from advertisers willing to pay"..."the most money"?

Google knifes Eclipse Android Developer Tools

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The most annoying hurdle if switching from eclipse is getting used to yet another set of keyboard shortcuts

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