* Posts by m0rt

988 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jul 2015

Modern life is rubbish – so why not take a trip down memory lane with Windows File Manager?

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Re: life extension - file extension

The trick is not to show anyone anything that might upset them.

Hence the ubiquitous search on modern OSes that helpfully fail to show you the location of the files it finds unless you click on the bugger first.

Unless that is just MacOS.

Ever get the feeling we are moving backward?

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Pfawwwww..

Xtree Gold ftw.

Birds can feel Earth's magnetic fields? Yeah, that might fly. Bioboffins find vital sense proteins

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Re: Magnetic Puns?

Your pun pole-axed me with its hilarity.

It's baaack – WannaCry nasty soars through Boeing's computers

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Re: "If you don't trust it for critical systems, should you even use it at all?"

"Do you expect your car is being built with the same level of reliability of an aircraft? It would cost much more and with far higher maintenance requirements."

I expect the core OS to be, yes. The rest of the software, however, of course not. I was pointing out that what constitutes an OS these days is far overreaching.

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Re: Aircraft do not use Windows for critical systems.

This should tell you more about an apparent OS than anything else

If you don't trust it for critical systems, should you even use it at all?

That way it would prevent the kind of useless bloat that seems to be the symptom of some kind of industrial disease infecting large organisations.

Hey, supposed tech companies. Sort your core OS out. Everything else should be optional.

*mutter mutter*apple*mutter mutter*iTunes*mutter mutter*

Wanna work for El Reg? Developers needed for headline-writing AI bots

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" but I won't post it until this afternoon."

Now that just doesn't make sense, either in context or encrypting it.

Brit cloud slinger iomart goes TITSUP, knackers Virgin Trains, Parentpay

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"have no fear - the Web Wizards are on the case! "

Devops gone too far in this case, methinks.

Slap visibility beacons on bikes so they can chat to auto autos, says trade body

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Re: Really?

"it's those stupid flashing lights that some cyclists insist on having 'to make themselves more visible'."

The reason they exist is that if you are in traffic, oncoming traffic will not make out a bicycle light in most cases. The flashing gets attention. As you have proved.

Also having a single source of light being used as a way to estimate movement when coming toward you is prone to massive error. Basically it is safer for the cyclist by far. When it comes to 2 tonnes of steel vs a lone cyclist, I think it is better to err in favour of the cyclist. If you really want to talk about lighting issues, then a far greater problem is the colour temperature of modern headlights causing serious night vision issues for other drivers.

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Re: Great...

"(lets face it there are dickheads using bikes, motorbikes, cars, vans trucks, mobility scooters, skateboards, feet.......)"

So you get it, yet you still try to start a pointless, silly argument thread?

Yet the important this this brings up is actually that again lack of appropriate installed technology is being used as an excuse for issues not being solved, yet the real issue is attitude in most cases. What next? Same thing for pedestrians? All footware to have a transponder?

This is why we have the age checks being brought in online, pushing the responsibility away from those who should know better to making the State responsble for seeing that everything is 'safe'.

The worse thing is it is the relatively small amount of outliers that cause this lovely 'outrage' that then gets transmogrified into 'something is being done' that affects everyone.

The future is not bright, the future is decidedly grey and ominous.

NASA fungus problem puts theory of 'Martian mushrooms' on toast

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Re: Suggested title...

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger.....(alltogether now...)

UK's data watchdog seizes suspected Scottish nuisance caller's kit

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Could be the end of the line for this Scottish company.

Brit MPs chide UK.gov: You're acting like EU data adequacy prep is easy

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@VinceH

" "Hey, it looks like you're trying to leave the EU! Would you like some help with that?"

Note to El Reg: We need a Clippy icon!"

Why hurt me?

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So a Microsoft Brexit as opposed to a hard Brexit?

We need to talk, Brit Parliamentary committee tells Mark Zuckerberg

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So on the one hand "How dare you abuse your position and allow our Citizens' data to be used in this fashion!" to the other "How dare you refuse us unfettered access to our Citizens' data!"

So guess what the free gift facebook is going to give the UK gov to make this go away?

Space, the final blunt-tier: Binary system ejected huge 'spliff' asteroid, boffins reckon

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" It has a radius of 200 meters"

I know that got bandied about, but what does that refer to? The spin radius? Because other figures suggest 80m radius, others say it is 35m in diameter and 230m long.

Whichever way...it is still one hell of an unflushable.

UK mobe network Three's profits hit by IT upgrade costs

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Re: Ka-shing ...

My pocket makes that sound, sometimes. But I am certainly not rich.

Taxpayers chuck burnt-out Bongs* millions of pounds to 'decelerate'

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Re: Unbelievable

Yeah. Unfortunately those they deem to have proper credentials say complete shit like this:

"Consultancy Accenture says 81% of executives it interviewed think that within two years AI will be working next to humans in their organisation as "a co-worker, collaborator and trusted adviser"."

From the equally bs article: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-43259906

Basically, this isn't going to change. The inmates run the asylum. There is no sensibility, there are only gradiose claims and ridiculous deadlines.

We are fscked.

Unless, here is a thought. How about starting a political party?

Uber hopes to butter up Brit transport chiefs with lots of lovely data

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"unlocks innovation and creates economic and social value"

You know that sound created when you drag your nails down a chalkboard? (If you don't, you must be under 35 and you should go out and do it, now.).

Fermi famously asked: 'Where is everybody?' Probably dead, says renewed Drake equation

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Re: Obligatory DNA

"He's using Bistromaths...."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

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Re: Obligatory DNA

"It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, ... However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds.

False logic. ∞ - x is still ∞"

Actually, the false logic is assuming there are an infinite number of worlds. You may postulate that there is an infinite amount of 3d space for things to exist in, but that is not the same that there is an infinite amount of matter.

Assuming we are not getting into dimensional discussions.

Former Google X bloke's startup unveils 'self flying' electric air taxi

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Re: Waaah!

Says in the video, if you can stand it. 100 miles.

Your manhood is safe, judge tells ZX Spectrum reboot boss

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Re: Bit like the Vega then

Would explain a lot.

Fear the wrath of robots, for their judgement is final and irrevocable

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Correction

"Pre-crime is a neologism from Phillip K. Dick's The Minority Report,"

At least attribute it to the originator...

Europe is living in the past (by nearly six minutes) thanks to Serbia and Kosovo

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Re: Time Is Terribly Slow Until Pub

This is why you say 'Bar' time.

Translation issue. :)

Slack cuts ties to IRC and XMPP, cos they don't speak Emoji

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Re: "Good luck meeting that deadline, Slackers"

You, Sir, are wise.

Prophetic, even.

British military spends more on computers than weapons and ammo

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Re: IT equipment and weaponry aren't mutually exclusive

Want a hug?

'Quantum supremacy will soon be ours!', says Google as it reveals 72-qubit quantum chip

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Re: The three states of Schnroedingers Cat

You forgot:

Riding invisible bike.

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They are sure until they are asked the question: "Are you sure?"

So the suits swanned off to GDPR events leaving you at the coalface? It's really more IT's problem

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Re: Always changing goal posts

Easy way to sort this.

Get management to tell you who the Data Office is. If they feel they don't need one then they still need to nominate someone responsible. (Hint - it can't be a Board member).

Then when you get that person - scare the shit out of them if they don't take the responsibility seriously. Unless they name you as Data Officer, in which case you are now a legal person and you can tell them exactly how it goes down and they have to listen to you or they are breaking the law and you are forced, by law, to inform the ICO.

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No.

This has been an issue, regardless of GDPR and the ICO recognise that this isn't always straightforward.

https://ico.org.uk/media/for-organisations/documents/1475/deleting_personal_data.pdf

See page 4.

So, outside of data kept for regulartory purposes which you have no choice over, and your normal backup policies (you do delete old backups, don't you? You don't keep them forever, do you?).

So - scenario: You go back to back from yesterday beause something nasty happened. Yesterday after the backup was taken a set of records were removed. As long as you know, somehow, that theses were removed you can reapply the deletion. So the deletion process will be need to stay *live* for as long as you feasibly keep backups that may be used to restore from for your day to day running.

It most cases, I would argue this is a week or so for most with Daily changing data. If it is a month, then you will need to keep the deletion process longer than that to ensure you can meet your duty. As long as *this is documented* the ICO should see that as endeavouring to comply with the spirit.

If you ended up using a backup from a while back, which may be the case in some scenarios, and some data was resurrected that shouldn't be, and this got out and the sh1t hit the fan, then it comes down to why, the impact, what procedures were in place etc.

There is no black and white answer to a lot of scenarios. You can't help seeing an IP address. And you can't know if this is a piece of Personal Identifiable Information (eg, fixed IP and you have the name and address of this person) or not (temp IP or company firewall). You can't dump this (if a breach you will need to go over your logs) and you can't anonymise it in most cases, or even be sensible to do so. So it comes down to what you do, how you document, don't generally piss take and *show evidence* of what and why you do.

Personal data should be sacrosanct. It is about time it is treated as such. By both the users of that data, and the general public who are, for the most part, pretty clueless. That isn't their fault mostly, it is just that industry has beguiled them with promises, free stuff and The Shiny™

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The business I am in has a lot of contact with other businesses whose primary is not tech related. It is suprising just how many of those businesses are quite blasé considering the fact this is possibly the biggest thing to hit any kind of data processing since the introduction of the Data Protection Act. Or just reel off Legitimate Interest when asked about how they are going to sort out opt-in on their website and the various marketing tools, tracking tools, for starters.

Going to be a fun time. GDPR I am quite for. I think that it re-addresses the balance that has been lost regarding sanctity of peoples data. On the other hand, it is also showing the issues that previously defined terms or situations relating to DP have never really been tested in UK Law and can be interpreted in so many ways. If you have ever approached the ICO for advice on how best to do something and remain compliant.....you will know exactly what I mean.

Drones replace models on Dolce & Gabbana catwalk

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Re: Why oh Why oh WHy?

Some pretty influential and powerful people in that audience, probably. Imagine what would happen if something went wrong and a drone or two went berserk.

Would you take that risk? :)

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Underwhelmed.

And that is an overstatement.

A huge overstatement.

Apple: Er, yes. Your iCloud stuff is now on Google's servers, too

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Re: PMSL

"Make yourself a dinner-party pest"

I am probably that person.... :(

Intellisense was off and developer learned you can't code in Canadian

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Ahem: "Biased"

Boffins: If AI eggheads could go ahead and try to stop their code being evil, that'd be great

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@stumpy Re: phishing mails

"As a race, yes. Just look at how many people still read the Daily Mail to see how dumb we are."

Reading the Daily Mail is ok. You can't judge someone for reading it, unless you are as guilty as the people you point fingers at of being quick to judgement based on little substance. I have read it, at times. But, like anything else I read I am able to spot jingoistic rhetoric, sensationalism, and down right innacurate bullshit when I read it.

Bad news: 43% of login attempts 'malicious' Good news: Er, umm...

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Re: What's wrong with Anthrax Candy?

Same here. I use fail2ban but surely if you take a superset of All Login Attempts, then the automated SSH attempts must make a massive chunk of those malicious ones?

Flight Simulator's DRM fighter nosedives into Chrome's cache

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Re: Idiots...

Well they are coming back down with a bump.

Capita data centres hit by buttload of outages

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Re: Statement of the bleedin' obvious

'Lewis branded the company as "too complex", said it was "driven by a short-term focus", and "lacks operational discipline and financial flexibility".'

No shit. Seems this is the fashion for most companies since the original .com boom/bust.

Remember five year plans? I do. Last one I came across in a business I worked for was '97.

Teensy plastic shields are the big new thing in 2018's laptop crop

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If laptop makers were really serious about security, then hard swtiches for the camera and mic, just for starters.

A little plastic shutter indeed. Evidence of items being produced to a marketing spec, not being produced to a end-user requirements spec.

Sorry, Elon, your Tesla roadster won't orbit for billions of years

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Re: 1 Billion or 1 Million, seriously who bloody cares?

Who *cough* WHO SAID IT WAS A NICKNAME?

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Re: 1 Billion or 1 Million, seriously who bloody cares?

Defeatist.

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Re: 1 Billion or 1 Million, seriously who bloody cares?

"a few Tens of MEEELLION years means diddly shit to our long disintegrated corpses."

For you, maybe. I fully intend to live forever.

UK names Russia as source of NotPetya, USA follows suit

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The cynics amongst us would think that certain areas of the establishment are angling for, if not an increase in budget, at least not having it cut.

From tomorrow, Google Chrome will block crud ads. Here's how it'll work

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Re: Not half-way good enough.

Ads are a necessary evil. I accept that and act accordingly.

But I can not, and will not, stand for adverts that are videos and auto-play sound/video.

They are dispicable. Evil. Threatening our very societies.

Flash ads, well saying flash is bad is like saying Leprosy is bad.

UK Home Sec Amber Rudd unveils extremism blocking tool

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Or rather what we have actually done is fund another private firm whose owners/founders *know* people in the civil service (and in the space of a couple of weeks this will come out ), along with independent tests showing just how crap this 'amazing' tech actually is. Rudd has put her name to it so we should be pretty sure of the outcome.

Wonder how much from Al Jazeera will get incorrectly flagged?

Secret weekend office bonk came within inch of killing sysadmin

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Re: Aircon Leaks

Would you want to start the siphon action going on water extracted from an aircon?

"Hey, kids, fancy some legionnaires' disease?"

UK Home Office grilled over biometrics, being clingy with folks' mugshots

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"But, she argued, "there is quite an interesting juxtaposition here, where members of the public will give the most incredible amount of data to a faceless internet company but are suspicious of what government might be doing"."

Annnnnnd this is interesting why? The private companies are subject to laws that exist and get prosecuted accordingly. In theory at any rate.

But it seems here, Ms Susan Williams, that even though the current rentention has been ruled unlawful, the government still decides to .... well carry on as normal. Outside the rule of law, it may well be said. You see the problem? Well stupid question. Of course you don't or this hearing wouldn't be taking place.

So fuck you.

Capita contract probed after thousands of clinical letters stuffed in a drawer somewhere

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Sounds like some kind of national body, responsible for the health services to citizens is needed. That way everything can be subject to a centralized management process. That would also be able to handle funding that can be .... Oh wait....

Oh dear, Capita: MPs put future UK.gov outsourcing in the spotlight

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Dunno about you lot but I think investing in shares of popcorn producers is a sure bet.