14 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Jul 2015
Nah nah.... Elmer Fudd reads 50 Shades
Heh heh ... dumbass.
Windows 95 all over again.
I'd be embarrassed for myself if I owned one of these yokes.
... Photocopiers are warming up in Redmond for Win 11
Great name for a black hole.
I wonder is there an 808 blackhole spewing out rave somewhere.
... duhhhhhh!
Mr miyagi say: Thrusters on, thrusters off.
'Angry commentary demands free hard drive from El Reg autobot.'
Anally retentive Dalek cyclist, with huge helmet cam, remonstrates with insignificant human over minor traffic infringement.
"My name ... is Rodney, HAL .... Rodney".
"... Not Dave ... Rodney!"
Uptight Dalek cyclist with head cam confronts aggressive human over a minor traffic infringement on his London commute to exterminate us all.
Now HAL, for the twelfth time, open the doors. Open the pod bay doors, HAL!
Early HAL 9000 prototype shows promise in testing.
Subordinate: So, Supreme Leader, how you like trip to Hard Drive factory ... informative yes?
Supreme Leader: Yes, very. Now I know that there is many many bytes in terabyte and that is as it must be!! Now, what next on visit list??
Subordinate: Terrapin factory.