Posts by Mutton Jeff

Microsoft vacates moral high ground for the data slurpers' cesspit

Until "they" fit you up with something.

Hey, Apple! 1999 just called and it wants its voicemail avatar back

I've been using HulloMail

For transcription, works reasonably well.

And on that bombshell: Top Gear's Clarkson to reappear on Amazon

First challenge of the new series....

Deliver 200 parcels in the most clapped out white vans they can find. Last one back gets to polish Bezos head.

Neat but narky at times: Pebble Time colour e-paper watch

Re: Battery life?

Cool story grandad, but as the bard said, "the times are a-changin"

Help! Our Virgin Media TiVo boxes are stuck in a loop! Help! Our Virgin..

Re: London time??

I've been there, no one talks about it

NASA: 'Closest thing yet to ANOTHER EARTH' - FOUND

Bank of glarhgx

Wonder if they'd consider lending is some money.

Cell division: The engine of life – and of CANCER. Now some of its secrets are revealed

Re: Cell division top tip

"What's that you're reading?"

"A fly-paper"

Re: "We all start out as just one cell"

I'd say some people are still just the one

Peak Google? Chocolate Factory cuts costs amid dwindling growth

Me 'art bleeds

It really does

China wants to build a 200km-long undersea tunnel to America

Due to Points failure ....

There will be 3 day delays...

#FishermenNeedTwitter: Vodafone extends 4G to the edge of Iceland

Just goes to show...

Any fin is possible if you don't trout yourself!

SEX-starved worm can GIVE HEAD to ITSELF to reproduce

Offer it a biscuit and it might let you.

Why OH WHY did Blighty privatise EVERYTHING?

Re: The Purpose of Government.

I vaguely remember reading somewhere that train types would come from all over the world to see how old BR was run for so little money - and that in comparison just one line in Washington (USoA) slurped a subsidy which was pretty much equal to half of the whole BR network.