163 posts • joined 29 Jun 2015
for once in my life.
they also own the Ikea wardrobe I assembled the other day?
yeah, but must've 'ad PPI and that snow leopard a'int gonna sponsor itself now, is it?
How about a muffin?
Howdy doodly doo
But I'd want a pair of sims on the same number, to avoid the fat finger fumble faff of moving between fonez.
We're Donald Ducked, for sure.
"Front running" (IIRC from when I worked on such a thing (front end))
Well above the earth's crust...
Sort out 3g first
Highly leveraged spread bets, probably.
"Spring is in the air" anyone got that phrase, should I worry.
What if the kid never watched the telly prog?
You are Danny Dyer and I claim my £5
they may be knights of the round table, but are they able?
To many nuggets!
Could be worse.
At least the thugs at the 'Egg Marketing Board' are no longer privy to our browsing habits.
"You won't believe what $non-celeb from $crappy-tv-prog looks like now" - block!
Mange tout Rodney, £2.03 a month for a nice little Centos box.
Moet and foie gras every week, sir? On your declared income of £5 a week?
What am us to do?
don't understand why they're getting so anal about it....
well as long as they make them snappy...
My keyboard doesn't have one!
Salmon will live in trees and eat pencils.
President trump will initiate a free, at point of use, healthcare system for all.
... will be fitted up with something.
have an XKCD https://xkcd.com/902/
nothing fails like prayer, as they say
Al Jarreau, obvs
Thumbs up what?
Sounds like the beginnings of Mega City 1
I wonder, if they still use RBS tech, ok it was a long time ago and all.
I've only had these shoes 3 weeks.
And me back 'urts1
Indeed, this may have swung our vote the other way.
She's a very naughty girl
Not even a years sub !
That was my first thought, Alzheimers ?
As an owner of both (differing times):
The Mini - ****ing awful
Das Mini - ****ing brilliant!
the quotation gets multiplied by 1,000
my hovercraft is still full of eels!
I so want one a those!
Bring on the automated commentard system!
"Car kills occupant(s)"
It's one thing if a driver swerves, but the car doing it automatically....
Do wasps make Marmite?
(mustard mit, I luvs the stuff)
Luxury, I remember when stone henge was built, you paid a lot of sheep/goats/shrunken heads per Megalith in those days.
New defence lawyer tactic.
Doubt there'll be any return value.
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