* Posts by Aladdin Sane

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Concorde at 50: Twice the speed of sound, twice the economic trouble

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Re: BA were asshats about it

Virgin Cola is an excellent case study of dirty tricks in retail.

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002 at the Fleet Air Arm museum hasn't been disassembled, it was flown to Yeovilton after it had finished being a testbed.

Microsoft CEO: AI sovereignty isn't where it runs, it's who controls it

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I believe the US Supreme will disagree. After lawyers have enriched themselves by several hundred million.

There was so much fraud on COVID loans, the feds trained an anti-fraud AI on the applications

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A fraud-detection AI model trained on COVID-19 loan data could have flagged potentially tens of billions of dollars in payments before they went out

Except the data wouldn't exist for the model to be trained on.

AI's $3T infrastructure binge continues despite lack of clear profits

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But will it happen before the nuclear apocalypse?

UK backtracks on digital ID requirement for right to work

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I am shocked, shocked I tell thee

That this dumb idea lasted this long.

Now it's just going to be optionally dumb. Le sigh.

Cloudflare CEO threatens to make the Winter Olympics a political football after Italy slugs it with a fine

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Re: Pro bono? Bone headed!

Well, exposure was practiced by the ancient Romans, who are we to judge?

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Re: Pro bono? Bone headed!

Wait, the Olympics are paying them in exposure?

Tories vow to boot under-16s off social media and ban phones in schools

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Re: Of course it's the big bad internet

But if they didn't have the internet they wouldn't know how much of a shitshow everything is.

Help desk read irrelevant script, so techies found and fixed their own problem

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Re: There's a reason

On the rare occasion I have to call the helldesk for a computer specific issue, I usually tell them all the things I've tried to fix it at the start of the call, which is 90% of their checklist.

That's also why I normally message the on site IT guy first, as he knows I'll do all the obvious things first, so if I say it's borked, it's most likely borked.

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There's a reason

They're called helldesks.

Luggable datacenter: startup straps handles to server with 4 H200 GPUs

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Re: Who can lift a 77-pound box into the overhead?

That's why I wouldn't stow it above my own seat.

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Who can lift a 77-pound box into the overhead?

Me.

UK to spend £23M on AI to tell benefit claimants where to go

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Re: Waste of money

The people who work these lines aren't usually paid enough to give a fuck.

Earlier Horizon rollout could widen net for quashed Post Office convictions

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Re: Oh...And By The Way.....................

Either in jail or forced to pay back every penny of her unearned salary. She can't have it both ways.

What if Linux ran Windows… and meant it? Meet Loss32

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I was surprised nobody had commented it before me, considering how often Pratchett references are made in the forums.

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“Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one.

But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.”

― Terry Pratchett, Mort

Baby's got clack: HP pushes PC-in-a-keyboard for businesses with hot desks

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To be fair

ChatGPT is playing doctor for a lot of US residents, and OpenAI smells money

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Re: Makes you wonder which is less accurate

I think LLMs would blow JFK's mind if that hadn't happened already.

Capita tells civil servants to wait for chatbots to fix pension portal woes

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Re: Not sure if this is due to....

Why not both?

Brit lands invite-only Aussie visa after uncovering vuln in government systems

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Re: Government wishful thinking

Same thing, surely?

Australia bans teens from social media, but nobody thinks it'll really work

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Well ECB does stand for England and Wales Cricket Board.

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Can't we just go back to the 90s where we were shit at all sports?

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Well they're already resident in HMP Australia.

I say this in full knowledge that England are getting pumped in the Ashes.

Bezos-backed Unconventional AI aims to make datacenter power problems go away

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Re: But this time they've got funding

Maybe this is the tech that will finally be able to figure out fusion?

Whitehall rejects £1.8B digital ID price tag – but won't say what it will cost

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Re: We're in the land of confusion

The system will work perfectly, as it will be engineered to move money from the exchequer to shareholders and to move MPs into boardrooms. Actually doing anything else is an added bonus.

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Re: Cost TBD

PAPERS PLEASE

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won't say what it will cost

Because it's going to be more than £1.8B. Probably double that before cost overruns and delays followed by the inevitable cancellation.

Barts Health seeks High Court block after Clop pillages NHS trust data

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I said terrible, not wrong. Either "anyway" could be removed.

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Re: Is this an attempt to stop the press talking about Barts?

I think it's a ploy to protect the privacy of their patients, but I tend to be an optimist.

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That's some terrible grammar on display right there.

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It'll stop the press from publishing details of celebrities undergoing treatment, which they shouldn't publish anyway as it isn't public interest anyway.

And the winner of the Microsoft Christmas sweater is...

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I post a link to a video of the very event that Davemcwish mentioned before he'd even posted and I don't get a mention? It's a fix I tell you.

Personally, I blame Brexit.

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"It looks like your wife is in labour, would you like a hand with that?"

NASA nominee 'committed' to uprooting Shuttle Discovery for Houston trophy piece

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Re: snapped a wing

Could ask the Aussies for the bits of Skylab they have.

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Re: US space ambitions shrinking

So you're saying we should draw a line under it?

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Re: US space ambitions shrinking

Could be worse, they could end up in Kansas.

FTC schools edtech outfit after intruder walked off with 10M student records

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Re: I blame the parents

Surely we could be more creative and do some sort of Bobby Tables attack on the hackers?

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How about 1 kick to the crotch per exec for each item of data stolen? I'll be kind and count DOB as 1 item instead of counting day, month and year separately.

Apply here to win a Microsoft Ugly Sweater. It's uglier than ever

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HSBC partners with Mistral AI as banking giants spend billions looking for LLM boost

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How

Simple

Becomes

Complicated

Soup king Campbell’s parts ways with IT VP after ‘3D-printed chicken’ remarks

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Re: I have one question

Not just IT

Cabling survived dungeons and fish factories, until a lazy user took the network down

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This was back when everybody had desktops and the machines rarely if ever moved location, and if they did it was by IT guys. Now that everybody works on laptops it's a very different proposition.

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Re: Not training related, but...

Was one of those times when you edited out a typo but left in "warming" instead of "warning"? Unless the manager was full of hot air...

HP to sack up to six thousand staff under AI adoption plan, fresh round of cost-cutting

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Re: Laserjet 5MP

Not true. I'd still need to print tickets purchased for people as presents.

Seven years later, Airbus is still trying to kick its Microsoft habit

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Re: 20 million cells?!

An asthmatic hamster with an abacus is faster than excel.

US Navy scuttles Constellation frigate program for being too slow for tomorrow's threats

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Constellation class

Of course they got cancelled, they didn't have a USS Stargazer scheduled.

Trump wants to turn it on again with 'Genesis Mission' for AI in science

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I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that I didn’t really understand any of their work, though on their last album of the 1970s, the concept-laden And Then There Were Three (a reference to band member Peter Gabriel, who left the group to start a lame solo career), I did enjoy the lovely “Follow You, Follow Me.” Otherwise all the albums before Duke seemed too artsy, too intellectual. It was Duke (Atlantic; 1980), where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent, and the music got more modern, the drum machine became more prevalent and the lyrics started getting less mystical and more specific (maybe because of Peter Gabriel’s departure), and complex, ambiguous studies of loss became, instead, smashing first-rate pop songs that I gratefully embraced. The songs themselves seemed arranged more around Collins’ drumming than Mike Rutherford’s bass lines or Tony Banks’ keyboard riffs. A classic example of this is “Misunderstanding,” which not only was the group’s first big hit of the eighties but also seemed to set the tone for the rest of their albums as the decade progressed. The other standout on Duke is “Turn It On Again,” which is about the negative effects of television. On the other hand, “Heathaze” is a song I just don’t understand, while “Please Don’t Ask” is a touching love song written to a separated wife who regains custody of the couple’s child. Has the negative aspect of divorce ever been rendered in more intimate terms by a rock ‘n’ roll group? I don’t think so. “Duke Travels” and “Dukes End” might mean something but since the lyrics aren’t printed it’s hard to tell what Collins is singing about, though there is complex, gorgeous piano work by Tony Banks on the latter track. The only bummer about Duke is “Alone Tonight,” which is way too reminiscent of “Tonight Tonight Tonight” from the group’s later masterpiece Invisible Touch and the only example, really, of where Collins has plagiarized himself.

Abacab (Atlantic; 1981) was released almost immediately after Duke and it benefits from a new producer, Hugh Padgham, who gives the band a more eighties sound and though the songs seem fairly generic, there are still great bits throughout: the extended jam in the middle of the title track and the horns by some group called Earth, Wind and Fire on “No Reply at All” are just two examples. Again the songs reflect dark emotions and are about people who feel lost or who are in conflict, but the production and sound are gleaming and upbeat (even if the titles aren’t: “No Reply at All,” “Keep It Dark,” “Who Dunnit?” “Like It or Not”). Mike Rutherford’s bass is obscured somewhat in the mix but otherwise the band sounds tight and is once again propelled by Collins’ truly amazing drumming. Even at its most despairing (like the song “Dodo,” about extinction), Abacab musically is poppy and lighthearted.

My favorite track is “Man on the Corner,” which is the only song credited solely to Collins, a moving ballad with a pretty synthesized melody plus a riveting drum machine in the background. Though it could easily come off any of Phil’s solo albums, because the themes of loneliness, paranoia and alienation are overly familiar to Genesis it evokes the band’s hopeful humanism. “Man on the Corner” profoundly equates a relationship with a solitary figure (a bum, perhaps a poor homeless person?), “that lonely man on the corner” who just stands around. “Who Dunnit?” profoundly expresses the theme of confusion against a funky groove, and what makes this song so exciting is that it ends with its narrator never finding anything out at all.

Hugh Padgham produced next an even less conceptual effort, simply called Genesis (Atlantic; 1983), and though it’s a fine album a lot of it now seems too derivative for my tastes. ‘That’s All” sounds like “Misunderstanding,” “Taking It All Too Hard” reminds me of “Throwing It All Away.” It also seems less jazzy than its predecessors and more of an eighties pop album, more rock ‘n’ roll. Padgham does a brilliant job of producing, but the material is weaker than usual and you can sense the strain. It opens with the autobiographical “Mama,” that’s both strange and touching, though I couldn’t tell if the singer was talking about his actual mother or to a girl he likes to call “Mama.” ‘That’s All” is a lover’s lament about being ignored and beaten down by an unreceptive partner; despite the despairing tone it’s got a bright sing-along melody that makes the song less depressing than it probably needed to be. “That’s All” is the best tune on the album, but Phil’s voice is strongest on “House by the Sea,” whose lyrics are, however, too stream of-consciousness to make much sense. It might be about growing up and accepting adulthood but it’s unclear; at any rate, its second instrumental part puts the song more in focus for me and Mike Banks gets to show off his virtuosic guitar skills while Tom Rutherford washes the tracks over with dreamy synthesizers, and when Phil repeats the song’s third verse at the end it can give you chills.

“Illegal Alien” is the most explicitly political song the group has yet recorded and their funniest. The subject is supposed to be sad—a wetback trying to get across the border into the United States—but the details are highly comical: the bottle of tequila the Mexican holds, the new pair of shoes he’s wearing (probably stolen); and it all seems totally accurate. Phil sings it in a brash, whiny pseudo-Mexican voice that makes it even funnier, and the rhyme of “fun ” with “illegal alien ” is inspired. “Just a Job to Do” is the album’s funkiest song, with a killer bass line by Banks, and though it seems to be about a detective chasing a criminal, I think it could also be about a jealous lover tracking someone down. “Silver Rainbow” is the album’s most lyrical song. The words are intense, complex and gorgeous. The album ends on a positive, upbeat note with “It’s Gonna Get Better.” Even if the lyrics seem a tiny bit generic to some, Phil’s voice is so confident (heavily influenced by Peter Gabriel, who never made an album this polished and heartfelt himself) that he makes us believe in glorious possibilities.

Invisible Touch (Atlantic; 1986) is the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility, at the same time it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. It has a resonance that keeps coming back at the listener, and the music is so beautiful that it’s almost impossible to shake off because every song makes some connection about the unknown or the spaces between people (“Invisible Touch”), questioning authoritative control whether by domineering lovers or by government (“Land of Confusion”) or by meaningless repetition (“Tonight Tonight Tonight’. All in all it ranks with the finest rock ‘n’ roll achievements of the decade and the mastermind behind this album, along of course with the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford, is Hugh Padgham, who has never found as clear and crisp and modern a sound as this. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument.

In terms of lyrical craftsmanship and sheer songwriting skills this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Take the lyrics to “Land of Confusion,” in which a singer addresses the problem of abusive political authority. This is laid down with a groove funkier and blacker than anything Prince or Michael Jackson—or any other black artist of recent years, for that matter—has come up with. Yet as danceable as the album is, it also has a stripped-down urgency that not even the overrated Bruce Springsteen can equal. As an observer of love’s failings Collins beats out the Boss again and again, reaching new heights of emotional honesty on “In Too Deep”; yet it also showcases Collins’ clowny, prankish, unpredictable side. It’s the most moving pop song of the 1980s about monogamy and commitment. “Anything She Does” (which echoes the J. Geils Band’s “Centerfold” but is more spirited and energetic) starts off side two and after that the album reaches its peak with “Domino,” a two-part song. Part one, “In the Heat of the Night,” is full of sharp, finely drawn images of despair and it’s paired with “The Last Domino,” which fights it with an expression of hope. This song is extremely uplifting. The lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I’ve heard in rock.

Phil Collins’ solo efforts seem to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying in a narrower way, especially No Jacket Required and songs like “In the Air Tonight” and “Against All Odds” (though that song was overshadowed by the masterful movie from which it came) and “Take Me Home” and “Sussudio” (great, great song; a personal favorite) and his remake of “You Can’t Hurry Love,” which I’m not alone in thinking is better than the Supremes’ original. But I also think that Phil Collins works better within the confines of the group than as a solo artist—and I stress the word artist. In fact it applies to all three of the guys, because Genesis is still the best, most exciting band to come out of England in the 1980s.

UK Covid-19 Inquiry finds early pandemic surveillance was weeks out of date

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Re: Just to be clear

There was a fraudulent paper published in the Lancet back in '98 claiming a link between MMR, a specific bowel condition and autism. Despite being debunked and retracted, the damage has been done.

Speaking as somebody who is autistic, if you'd rather your kid die than be autistic you're not even human.

Campbell's CISO canned after lawsuit alleges hour-long rant against staff and customers

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Yep, pretty gory. Most people think "Sweet FA" is a profanity when it's actually worse.