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Attention data hoarders: Alexa loses its Plex appeal as voice feature gets canned

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Re: Talking to a pair of speakers…

Would you like some toast? Some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast. No? How about a muffin then? Nothing? You know the last time you had toast. 18 days ago, 11.36, Tuesday 3rd, two rounds. I mean, what's the point in buying a toaster with artificial intelligence if you don't like toast. I mean, this is my job. This is cruel, just cruel.

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Re: Open Source!

Me: Alexa, play 2001: A Space Odyssey on Plex

AI maintained Alexa skill: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Capita won disastrous UK pensions gig after acing performance checks

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after assessing its past performance

LOL, good one.

Server-room lock was nothing but a crock

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Re: The number of machine rooms I have seen …

I recall a YT video a few years back where a man went shopping in the departures area of an airport and managed to make a quite serviceable weapon. This was with the blessing of the airport company though.

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Re: Not LPL

Trying to inspect my elevator? You're going down.

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Re: The number of machine rooms I have seen …

Most security is more of an embuggerance to ne'er-do-wells than something that'll actually stop them.

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Lockpicking lawyer, is that you?

Fission impossible: Uncle Sam wants nuclear reactors in space by 2031

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Re: "much will depend on funding and focus"

I'd go further and say they often actively try to undo what their predecessor has done, no matter the merits.

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Yeah, but what have nuclear physicists ever done for us?

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It might bring things together.

IBM becomes first company to pay up under Trump administration's diversity blitz

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Re: Pay the US government $17,077,043

Depends on how good this bunch are at being parasites.

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Re: Context

The payment was made in 2001 as far as I can tell, so that's only 5.5 million now. A third of what they paid to this (alleged) shakedown.

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Re: The history of the USA would disagree

You say special, I say abusive.

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Re: The history of the USA would disagree

Personally, I'm in favour of revoking their independence. 250 years is quite long enough.

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Re: Pay the US government $17,077,043

0.17% of last year's profit. A rounding error.

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Re: Just wait a few months ...

The history of the USA would disagree with that, unfortunately.

What happened when AI ran into the cold hard reality of the legal profession

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But if I say that I would be breaking the rule.

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What's the first rule? Don't piss off the judiciary.

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Could a judge not hold the solicitor/barrister in contempt now that there's evidence that LLMs just spit out random shit?

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Professional ethics, not normal everyday ethics as we understand them.

Professional ethics start with "Am I going to get caught if I do x?"

Notepad sheds Copilot from toolbar as Microsoft gives subtlety a try

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Microsoft gives subtlety

Microsoft? Subtlety? Have they hired outside help then?

Gym giant Basic-Fit confirms data on a million members stolen in cyberattack

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Re: MD5 or salted Argon2

That gym is a different group though.

Amazon put a filesystem on S3; I showed up with a test suite and bad intentions

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Re: Everything is a database if you hold it wrong.

Never heard of it

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Everything is a database if you hold it wrong.

He's out of line, but he's right.

Sticky-note security turned gym into hall of '80s horrors

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Re: Gyms

Why would you stay indoors when you can pet dogs outdoors?

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Re: Gyms

My gym is on the route home from the office, so transportation costs aren't an issue. Plus, setting up a squat rack, bench and deadlift platform at home would be a massive pain in the arse.

I do run plenty of miles outdoors though.

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Just checked, and the one I'm referring to is actually classed as village and it's in Hot Fuzz country.

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Was this school in a small town famed for shoes?

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Re: WTF

You can't outrun a bad diet.

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Re: Manual

Anyone? What about the sweet little lady down the street?

RAF eyes cheap drone-killer as Typhoon jet tests laser-guided rockets

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Headmaster

Re: V-1's were defeated by radar controlled cannon

They were defeated by number of things:

1. A layered defence system (fighters over the channel, AAA at the coast with radar and proximity fuses, another layer of fighters then barrage balloons).

2. Nazi agents in the UK were tasked with reporting where V-1s were falling. All of these agents had been turned so they reported that the V-1s were overshooting London. This meant that the targeting was shortened, leading to most V-1s not being able to reach London

3. Launch sites close enough to launch V-1s into Britain were captured as Allied forces pushed deeper into Europe (though that led to Brussels and Antwerp being targeted).

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Re: Wolverine....

Typhoon can meet the inbound drones much further out. 1,550 mph vs 364 mph

Peace President's Iran war piles more pain on already battered PC market

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Re: 25th Amendment Time

Would Vance be an improvement?

UK to spend £15M on AI-powered crime mapping in knife violence crackdown

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Re: Hexagons?

Because they're bestagons.

Capita's pension portal exposes civil servants' private data

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Re: "A small Number"

Public: How many have been affected?

Crapita: Yes

How the fuck is this bunch of clowns still getting public contracts? Since it's Easter, I suggest we find whoever is responsible and nail them to a tree.

Virtual SG-41 project brings Nazi cipher machine to life in the browser

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Re: Curious

Obligatory xkcd is obligatory.

But just because a machine can be modelled and reversed, doesn't mean that it's not secure. Enigma was broken partly because it had design flaws and users were sloppy.

For true security, it's possible to create automated one time pads.

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Well done that man --->

Japan relaxes privacy laws to make itself the ‘easiest country to develop AI’

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"Some of your personal data will be exposed to the world, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."

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easiest country to develop AI exploit the masses.

Stack Overflow abandons redesign after loyalists criticize it

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Trollface

Whatever happened to just

Confidently stating a wrong solution on Reddit?

Shots fired – literally – over proposal to build datacenter in Indianapolis

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It might no be stuffed envelopes, the councillor might just be thicker than a whale omelette.

AMD's AI director slams Claude Code for becoming dumber and lazier since last update

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Claude cannot be trusted to perform complex engineering tasks

FTFY

'Uncle Larry’s biggest fan' cut by email in early morning Oracle layoff spree

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I believe that's the unlubed dildo of consequences.

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Re: The US employment hellscape

Could be risky.

'People's Panel' to check if UK wants controversial Digital ID will cost £630K

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People's Panel

Isn't that called a Soviet?

One in seven Americans are ready for an AI boss, but they might not trust it

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but they might not trust it

How is this different to a human boss?

Oracle cuts jobs across sales, engineering, security

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That all cash deal for WBD isn't going to fund itself.

ServiceNow allegedly says salesman 'overachieved' and is not entitled to comp

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Re: ServiceNow have achieved the impossible

To be fair

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Re: The Oracle gambit

Only some days?

Artemis II countdown begins as NASA prepares for crewed Moon flyby

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Re: Waiting. And waiting...

They'll probably have the traditional astronaut breakfast of steak and eggs. With that and a couple of Imodium they'll be fine.