* Posts by swm

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Yep, you're totally unique: That one very special user and their very special problem

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Re: Automatic on car lights

A friend had a car (1960's?) with an automatic headlight dimmer. So two cars are approaching with their bright lights on. The automatic dimmer dims the headlights in his car. The oncoming car does the same. So the automatic dimmer immediately turns on the bright lights again.

This goes on until the automatic dimmer is overridden.

New systemd 248 feature 'extension images' updates immutable file systems without really updating them

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Re: April 1?

Why the joke icon?

‘Radiation upset’ confused computers, caused false alarm on International Space Station

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There are different types of radiation. High-energy protons generally don't affect electronics as much as secondary radiation like electrons etc. It is actually safer (in space) to be in a thin-shelled vehicle as a thicker steel wall will produce a particle shower.

I believe that radiation hardened ICs are available. They are made by over doping the transistors. You won't get the density of a modern CPU but it will survive much more radiation.

BOFH: Bullying? Not on my watch! (It's a Rolex)

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Re: Hummmm sounds familiar...

Employment law in the US states that you cannot be compelled to work no matter what the work contract says (13th amendment to the US constitution - no involuntary servitude). You can just walk out the door. You may lose severance pay or a good recommendation but you don't have to give any notice at all. It is a courtesy to give notice but not necessary.

On the other hand, the company is bound by the terms of the employment contract.

Chrome 90 goes HTTPS by default while Firefox injects substitute scripts to foil tracking tech

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Some website hosting companies offer https for free

On my bluehost hosted website I noticed that https suddenly started working. So you can access my pages either with http or https without any effort on my part. There is no redirection from one to the other but all of my links on the website are relative so will inherit the prefix.

Don't be a fool, cover your tool: How IBM's mighty XT keyboard was felled by toxic atmosphere of the '80s

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Re: Dishwashers

I believe that the CDC 1604 used freon piped to every board for cooling.

Another Windows 10 patch that breaks printers ups ante to full-on Blue Screen of Death

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Re: "in some apps"?

Interlisp took about 10 MBytes with editors, mail readers etc. It also restored all windows after a power failure. Also it was fast.

So it appears some of you really don't want us to use the word 'hacker' when we really mean 'criminal'

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Re: Hack

I thought a hack was a horse drawn carriage.

Delayed, overbudget and broken. Of course Microsoft's finest would be found in NASA's Orion

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Re: Windows for Spaceships ?

I remember the first Jovian satellite designed by JPL. They said that the radiation was 10 times what they expected and that the radiation kept flipping bits in the active registers in the computers. This caused the computers to be slower. They did not fail because of robust design!

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Or 8" floppy.

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Re: Slide Rule

When I taught "history of computing" I made everyone use log tables and slide rules. I only posed simple problems (What is 2 X 3) but everyone got a working slide rule (courtesy of xeroxing a circular slide rule image on a transparency and a piece of paper and a push pin so the two could rotate). I also handed out complete 5-place log tables (generated by a C++ program).

It was really an easy class - I just wanted people to get a feel about how things were done 60-70 years ago.

Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy a beer: Beware the downloaded patch applied in haste

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I got that email at Xerox. Curious, I immediately opened it up as my mail reader was Interlisp and plain text. As I recall, it was a VB script and my first thought was, "I could write a better virus than that."

The advantages of running non-standard mail on a non-standard platform.

The sooner AI stops trying to mimic human intelligence, the better – as there isn't any

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Re: Learns?

Actually medical "AI" systems can be quite good - better than doctors. The problem is liability. If an AI makes a mistake and a patient dies there will be a messy lawsuit. If a doctor makes a mistake and 5 patients die then, well, we did the best we could.

GPS jamming around Cyprus gives our air traffic controllers a headache, says Eurocontrol

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Re: ILS?

There was an approach in Lebanon, NH, (near Dartmouth College) that used a VORTAC approach (in the late '60s). The approach guaranteed no mountains within 10 miles of the VORTAC station. A NE airlines plane was 12 miles from the VORTAC and clipped a mountain. Everyone aboard died.

Very sad. We lost several good professors.

I haven't bought new pants for years, why do I have to keep buying new PCs?

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Re: When you say "pants",

I still have a 20 year old Dell laptop that runs UBUNTU just fine. (It used to windows NT but had some problems so I wiped the disk and then it ran much faster and had better screen resolution.)

Forget GameStop: Keyboard warriors and electronic trading have never mixed well

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Re: Ignisecond, n.:

I have a Ph.D. (phoney Doctor) but anyone who called me "doctor" was delivering some sort of a subtle insult.

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Re: Ignisecond, n.:

When dial telephones appeared I watched a full professor (unsuccessfully) try to dial a phone call. He was used to hearing a voice, "Number please?"

What's that, Lassie? Dogs show signs of self-awareness according to peer-reviewed academic study?

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Of course dogs are self-aware

Anyone who has owned a dog knows they are self-aware. I've seen dogs happy, sad, contrite, in fact, just about all the emotions that a person has.

Watch a dog dreaming and you will understand.

The issue might be: how aware are they? My personal belief is that they are quite aware of themselves.

Dept of If I'd Known 20 Years Ago: Call centres, roosting chickens, and Bitcoin

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Re: $12.46 in transaction fees

"I may have heard it somewhere else, but it seems like the only people who consistently strike it rich in a gold rush are.............

the people who sell shovels."

And the grocery stores.

Takes from the taxpayer, gives to the old – by squishing a bug in Thatcherite benefits system

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Re: Language!

PL-1 was originally called NPL (New Programming Language) until the National Physics Labs objected. MULTICS was written in PL-1.

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The life insurance company carrying my grandfather's policy claimed he had to cash in his policy when he turned 100. He didn't want to for tax reasons. Turns out the reason was a 2-digit age field somewhere in the insurance company's database.

You would expect a qualified electrician to wire a building to spec, right? Trust... but verify

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When I worked in industry they had 240 volts between the three phases. One of the phases was grounded, i.e., neutral, so there were 4 wires: equipment ground, neutral, phase 1, and phase 2.

You can drive a car with your feet, you can operate a sewing machine with your feet. Same goes for computers obviously

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Re: Typists using early PCs

"Also she would use the letter l key for the digit 1 - I think typewriters lacked a digit 1 key as you could work out the sense from context."

Yep - the LGP-30 flexowriter didn't have a "1" key - you used the "L" key.

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I had a friend at work that modified the microcode in a computer to invert the x-axis. There was no way to get the mouse/cursor working together except by running the mouse on the underside of a desk.

Developers! These 3 weird tricks will make you a global hero

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Re: MS Windows started this

Actually, Xerox had a better way to copy and paste.

1. Select the insertion point

2. With the shift key held down - select the text to paste (cntrl shift also deleted the source text)

One advantage was you could copy many things to the insertion point (even though it wasn't visible).

The copy/paste idiom requires scrolling back and forth and continually reselecting the insertion point.

This idiom was used for most development tools. They worked well. The STAR system was written for users and was very slow etc. because the development team never used the customer system.

Web site developers should also be required to debug on a slow internet connection etc.

Pop quiz: You've got a roomful of electrical equipment. How do you put out a fire?

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When my father was base commander in Australia they had an electrical fire in the main power switchboard before breakers etc. They could put out the fire with a CO2 extinguisher but they couldn't stop the arcing. So my father called the electric company and asked them to shut off power to the base (and neighboring town) but they didn't want to. So my father said that when they ran out of CO2 they would throw a rope around the wires leading into the building.

They shut off the power.

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Re: Sprinkler myth is all wet

Our high school had a dry pipe system. When the alarm went off there was a mad scramble to shut off the system before water flowed and the school turned into a swimming pool.

Pizza and beer night out the window, hours trying to sort issue, then a fresh pair of eyes says 'See, the problem is...'

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# is an octothorpe. (or pound sign or number sign or ...)

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Re: Nope, never, not me...

"Anyone who works in IT will have encountered that sinking feeling as something stops responding as you are working on it."

And patching real time computers on the fly. Hit return and no line feed.

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Re: Proof reader

I run a website with submissions from everywhere. I have a program that spots anything not in the ASCII range x20 - x7F. It finds all of the "funny" characters and escape sequences that I would probably miss.

Trump silenced online: Facebook, Twitter etc balk at insurrection, shut the door after horse bolts and nearly burns down the stable

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Finally!

Explained: The thinking behind the 32GB Windows Format limit on FAT32

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Re: UID

"from negative 2 billion subscriptions to positive 2 billion subscriptions"

A negative subscription is an interesting concept.

I built a shed once. How hard can a data centre be?

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At MIT MULTICS project they had a "fire hose drum" for swapping. One day a plasterer working near the drum totally clogged up the filters and the drum shut down on over temp. "No problem," said the field engineer and removed the filters and went to get replacement filters. By the time he got back the drum was full of plaster dust and never worked again.

The curse of knowing a bit about IT: 'Could you just...?' and 'No I haven't changed anything'

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Re: Are you SURE you didn't change anything?

In the early days of time sharing or batch programming we would get complaints that their program suddenly stopped working.

"Did you change anything?"

"No."

"Then why did you rerun the program?"

"Well ..."

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Re: Being The IT Guy

At college we had a talk from someone from McAfee and he said his wife was banned by her ISP because she would always click on all buttons that said "click me". Her machine was loaded with every sort of malware/trojan etc.

'Best tech employer of the year' threatened trainee with £15k penalty fee for quitting to look after his sick mum

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Burger King

My son worked briefly at Burger King on a summer break and then got a better job the next day. Burger King sent him through the standard training program. When he quit he received a check from Burger King for the hours spent during training.

Surprised my son no end.

Windows might have frozen – but at least my feet are toasty

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Re: Only once

If something is too hot you blow on it to cool it down. If something is too cold you blow on it to heat it up. (Something told to a small child.)

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In the old days there was a write permit ring that had to be inserted to write the tape. Removing the write permit ring protected the contents of the tape. But operators faced with the error "no write permit ring" would just insert one thereby overwriting the master tape or worse.

So there was a special slotted ring that could be bolted on the tape reel to prevent the insertion of the write permit ring. Still some enterprising operators would find some tool to remove this ring and insert a write permit ring.

It did make the error go away and was simpler than mounting the correct tape.

This product is terrible. Can you deliver it in 20 years’ time when it becomes popular?

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Re: You never know what might catch on

Unfortunately, the Xerox management also laughed and ignored the fine work PARC was doing.

Cats: Not a fan favourite when the critters are draped around an office packed with tech

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At Xerox they had a "clean desk protocol" which I ignored. My office had stacks of paper everywhere. When the security gum shoes inspected my office they left a form (which I found a week later) with every box checked including "passed". I guess they were so flustered that they just checked all of the boxes.

My boss said my office was secure - nobody could find anything there (except me).

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Re: Heat detector

My music teacher told me that her cat has found a new caper. He crawls into her grand piano and lies down on the strings.

Cruise, Kidman and an unfortunate misunderstanding at the local chemist

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2 dollar bills

My father had a salesman who would always get a stack of $2 bills before going out on a sales trip. He would use these bills to tip etc. on the theory that he would be remembered.

Well, the local police found he was passing "counterfeit" $2 bills and collected him from his hotel where he was staying and interrogated him and left him in a room without door knobs. Eventually, an expert from a bank came and declared all of the bills were legitimate.

The police did profusely apologize though.

BOFH: Switch off the building? Great idea, Boss

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Re: Cattle prod?

Where I worked, the building power transformer blew up in the middle of the night. It was in a room across from the guard station. When queried, the guard said, "Yeah, there was a hell of a noise."

"Did you tell anyone?"

"No, I thought it was someone else's responsibility.

When they replaced the transformer (live) two guys held 2x4's and braced themselves to pull backwards. A third person reached over the 2x4's to attach the power leads. Everyone was very serious. If anything had happened the 2 2x4 guys were ready to pull as hard so they could to pull the third person back.

Not a job I would want.

Google Chrome's crackdown on ad blockers and browser extensions, Manifest v3, is now available in beta

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Re: The end of innocence

Remember when cable TV was sold on the premise that there would be no advertising because the subscription would pay for the content?

A 1970s magic trick: Take a card, any card, out of the deck and watch the IBM System/370 plunge into a death spiral

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Re: Once upon a time ...

Yes, on a 635 the speedometer would pin if you executed a "640" illegal instruction which froze the machine.

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Re: Those were the days

Remember "overlays"?

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Re: Those were the days

"A way to pass labels as parameter for a subroutine"

Yep, 1S, 2S etc. These were normally used as error exits. Not a subroutine call.

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Re: Those were the days

There is also he computed COME FROM statement.

There are two sides to every story, two ends to every cable

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Re: there is alway's the looped mains lead

It's called "perpetual motion."

Marine archaeologists catch a break on the bottom of the Baltic Sea: A 75-year-old Enigma Machine

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Re: Old typewriter

"we can afford to XOR something a couple million times if we want to."

This is just the same as XORing once with the appropriate pattern.