I am currently unfortunately in the possession of a HP inkjet printer (though not in the clutches of their subscription model). As soon as the ink runs out, I’m buying a Brother laserprinter.
One of my favourite gadgets is my Hewlett-Packard HP-15C – which is still going strong 36 years after I bought it (currently on its second set of batteries). It is regrettable that the company did not continue along its old path of engineering excellence.