* Posts by spireite

741 publicly visible posts • joined 15 May 2015

Cloudflare hikes prices by a quarter, blames the accountants

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Vendor lock-in?

Honestly, it could have been worse.

On the plus side, unlike the permanent shackles of M365 where most companies wouldn't allow it to be ripped from their cold dead hands - even if MS tripled the price - you can vote with your feet on this one.

Minus side? Price is up - but in the current environment what hasn't?

And, they are more transparent than most - so we should give kudos for that at least.

Just 22% of techies in UK aged 50 or older, says Chartered Institute for IT

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Re: hmmmm

In this respect, you're not wrong....

As a 50+ oldie, who has done the Full Monty... as listed previously...

I've found that my experience is both liked and disliked.

Maybe it's because I stand up in a meeting and say - that's a bollocks idea (because they always are)? Some management like the fact someone has the balls to do that and be questioned. That said, in my early 40s I did that and the manager didn't want to be questioned at all and there was a massive bustup.

Yet some (not all) management seem to think that because the nappy-rasher can do JS, React, Rust etc which is the 'in/upcoming thing', they are better placed to judge anything and everything architectural - even in tech they don't know (which I do know)

It is just plain weird and dumb.

BT performs U-turn, agrees to up wages for 85% of UK staff

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Joke

Need eyesight checking

I read the headline and thought....

"They've done well to get an 85% payrise!"

Singapore branches out onto internet of trees

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If there is a system failure.....

...they'll be looking fir someone to blame.

In that case it'll need to be a root and branch review.

If they can't find anyone, I guess they'll just shrub their shoulders.

Block Fi seeks bankruptcy protection as 'shocking' FTX contagion spreads

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Pack of cards....

Nothing would make me happier than see this house of fake currency collapse....

Guess the most common password. Hint: We just told you

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Facepalm

Don't need a difficult password when I have activated......

...MFA on my phone.

That was a serious answer I had once when I asked a simpleton, sorry - colleague - why they had a really easy to guess password.....

Massive energy storage system goes online in UK

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Staff car fleet....

... I expect they'll have a Road Assist package with the AA.

SQL Server license prices rise ten percent as version 2022 debuts

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Re: Entice

Isn't Postgres more 'natively' better for handling JSON data types? (as an aside)

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Re: Word soup

DBeaver any use??

FTX collapse prompts other cryptocurrency firms to suspend withdrawals

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Re: Crypto still has supporters? Why?

I'm not even sure you'd call Bitcoin and Litecoin that honest

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Crypto still has supporters? Why?

On LinkedIn, there are still plenty who support cryptocurrency as being worthy.

When the second biggest exchange(??) collapses in a heap, you'd expect people to run for the hills.........

The fact they haven't tells me these people are in a position where they can longer get out because they are already holding an ever-emptying bag where they cannot find a greater fool. That's because the greater fools had an epiphany and have already climbed the hill to safety.

Twitter engineer calls out Elon Musk for technical BS in unusual career move

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Re: "I can confidently say this man has no idea wtf he's talking about."

Musk probably has a Cessna Citation....

As a result, he's probably declaring himself to be a former airline pilot who knows how to fly Concorde, all X-series from Boeing, an A380....

He'll also claim that all aircraft have REST APIs, that he control the flight via Postman or Insomnia

Tesla recalls 40k cars over patch that broke power steering

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When it fails

does the vehicle notify the driver with a tweet..

Enquiring minds need to know

Catching a falling rocket with a helicopter more complex than it sounds, says Rocket Lab

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Re: Landing speed

"I'm a mechanic, not a rocket scientist"

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Boffin

Re: catching it is another matter

There's an idea - catch it with a hover craft...

Microsoft feels the need, the need for speed in Teams

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Where is the true full screen?

To be honest, speed has never struck me as a problem.

What does hack me off is the lack of a true full screen on viewing somebodies screen share....

Boeing's Starliner launch pushed back again... to April 2023

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As previous article....

I said it'd never go, and i'm being proved right...

Come April '23, it'll be moved on the launch tractors again...... to the Smithsonian or similar...

Latest layoffs: Lyft, Stripe more than decimate staff

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Re: The non-recession recession

He pissed away that money as soon as the contract was signed.

NASA wheels SLS rocket out to the launchpad for another attempt to get off the ground

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Paper rocket

I remain convinced the launchpad is the furthest it'll get

The world was promised 'cloud magic'. So much for that fairy tale

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The hidden costs of the cloud.....

I've been using Azure and AWS in equal measure, and it's astonishing how quickly you rack the costs up.

You have to be watching it every day.

Just the other week, I wanted Azure SQL to push executed query history into Log Analytics....

It's a logging system for goodness sake....

I was staring down the barrel of 1000 of your finest Sterling PER DAY, but only after someone questioned the extra 6000 that appeared in the Cost Analysis screen.

That it was spotted was purely accidental, because they went to the Costs for something else and spotted the 'anomaly'

Callling it an OpEx vs CapEx ?

No! Call it for what it is, a sinkhole of cash - however you account it.

Version 252 of systemd, as expected, locks down the Linux boot process

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Systemd or not....

It doesn't really matter... seriously...

Life is too short.......

Crowds not allowed to leave Shanghai Disneyland without a negative COVID test

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Heating

If they are kept in, hope it's warm otherwise they'll be Frozen

If you think 5G is overhyped, wait till you meet 5.5G

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A problem...

... looking for a solution.

For most people,even the upper speed of 4G LTE is overkill.

Calamity capsule: Boeing's Starliner losses approaching $1B

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What they are building........

... surely is a higher altitude lawn dart.

These days, even Jeffs Blue Origin is held in greater esteem??

Db2 goes 'cloud-first' as IBM struggles to lift database dinosaur

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Late mover...

Honestly, I thought it was a dinosaur - spoken in the same way as Informix... as another IBM product.

Surely, by now, they've not just missed the boat - the harbour has since been destroyed by coastal erosion - and this is another death throe of a venerable platform.

Party like it's 2014, if you can – that's the last time smartphone sales were this low

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Let's be honest here.....

Is there anything innovative left to introduce to mobiles? We have the foldables as the last big innovation introduced, and I've hardly seen any on the street.

Next up will be the rollable.....

Both are niche, likely to be seen with w/b/ankers and nerds, but no use to the public otherwise.

If it wasn't for the forced obsoleting by gluing in batteries, the sales would be signficantly less again. My early Samsung S pre-glue had several batteries in its life, because it still had all it's functionality.

AWS warns of demand slowdown as customers seek to cut spend

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Cloud is costly?? You don't say....

Cloud has its benefits, but my god.... your available cash goes down faster than a tarts knickers....

I do most of my work in it, and what I seem to find is the simplest of things seems to be the costliest.

What astounds me still, is the lift-and- shift mentality by default still prevails.

Companies still don't realise, or refuse to, that you need to do your systems differently to reduce cost OOTB when deployed in cloud.

I've seen systems that when self-hosted in a DC have excessive logging switched on 'just in case we need it'. That's fine, put it in a cloud environment, and you'll see costs rocket.

Azure Log Analytics, cheap on the face of. Activate logging into it on a very chatty system, and you could see literally 1000s of pounds of spend magically appear.

Python team wraps version 3.11.0

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Re: 3.11!

Workgroups suggests a collection of pythons....

So, really, the version is 3.den

IBM withholds healthcare subsidies from some retirees

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The most untrustworthy company.... and that's saying something

Boffins shatter data transmission speed record

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Re: More like a modem...

Which is Live, Neutral and Ground?

Too bad, contractors: UK government reverses decision to axe IR35 tax reform

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Re: The very definition of an omnishambles.

I think you're giving Diane Abbott too much credit there.

Thank god - Diane Abbott will be not be anywhere close to running the economy.

Wouldn't trust her to run a piggy bank.

Oil company Castrol slips and slides into immersion cooling

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Coat

Bitcoin mining.....

I have an Nvidia GTX that needs cooling

Mormon Church IT ransacked, data stolen by 'state-sponsored' cyber-thieves

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Fix at the end?

Is that what they call Latter Day Security?

Linus Torvalds to kernel devs: Grow up and stop pulling all-nighters just before deadline

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Holmes

Success!!!

30+ years in development, and I've never had a failure after pulling a 1-nighter the evening before release.....

</sarcasm>

In dev, we've all done it at least once, or we've put in a simple non-destructive tweak overnight - without telling someone - and then paid the price the following day/week.

If we've done it more than once it's because of the following options

1. we're never involved in cleaning up the mess it leaves behind.

2. we're brain-dead and never learn.

3. we like like self-flagellation

4. the day job is usually boring, so let's disrupt the system, for shits and giggles/entertainment/something interesting to do.

Scottish space upstart's rocket crashes into the drink

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Re: For some reason ...

If launching from Iceland, it'd be a great success to hit a Scottish distillery.

NASA sets November date for next SLS Moon rocket delay, er, launch

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The SLS will get off the ground.......

Three options...

1. The next tornado/hurricane will pick it up even in it's 'hangar'

or

2. It'll be after Jesus' second coming

or

3. after Elon Musk steps foot on the Red Planet "One small step for man, one giant leap for Autism"

Rivian recalls nearly every vehicle it has sold

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Re: Would it not be great ...

NOTICE: The FSSA (Federal Software Safety Association) is hereby mandating a recall of every single copy of Microsoft Windows 8, 10 and 11

DO NOT USE.

FTFY

Waxworm's spit shows promise in puncturing plastic pollution

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Coat

Presumably, when they discovered this.......

...... they couldn't stop talking about it .....

They waxed lyrical.....

A match made in heaven: systemd comes to Windows Subsystem for Linux

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Can someone explain.....

... what the issue is with systemd ??

I mean everywhere I've worked has used Centos, or mainly Ubuntu.

I can't say i've noticed any issues from using the systemd stuff?

Is this just a koolaid factor?

I mean, you could say that motorbikes are unnecessary, because a Penny Farthing does the job.

So, the systemd haters who motorbike to work - go to the office on P.F. - put your money where your mouth is....

Linux is full of functionally duplicate apps - it's just the way it is....

WordPress-powered sites backdoored after FishPig suffers supply chain attack

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Re: Ah, Wordpress

The problem with WP is that it's not a traditional sysadmin type who looks after it - that's why it's popular.

My wife has a WP site, but there is NO way that she can be a sysadmin, or do even the slightest sysadmin things.

It updates itself for minor upgrades, but the plugins used - don't - and she doesn't proactively check what updates are available either.

Reason? She's not a techy (though I am), and she fears breaking the website.

Arrest warrant issued for Do Kwon – the man blamed for 'crypto winter'

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Crypto-currencies can't die fast enough

... yet, I have friends, colleagues, who still smell the (virtual) money, and refuse to smell the coffee.

Now, I appreciate that as a 50-plusser, my view on money is massively different to the Gen-whatever who are flinging money they think they can afford into crypto-currency.

Even ex-colleagues who did this up to 5 years ago, now say they'd not touch with a bargepole, but granted they gave the bag to the current holders and made real cash out of it.

China's single aisle passenger jet – the C919 – likely to be certified next week

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Re: That's how Airbus started

At least the Comet was groundbreaking compared to the Max8..

(and I don't refer to the impact craters here)

Blue Monday for Blue Origin as rocket bursts into flame

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His excitement was a little premature....

Apparently, when this happened he exclaimed.....

"What other problem is going to bephallus...."

Is the next one going to be sponsored by Durex, to ensure it lasts long enough?

Software fees to make up 10% of John Deere's revenues by 2030

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Coat

Customers might complain, but....

they will plough on regardless.

The JD devs were probably hoping for a greenfield project.

DuckDB, database wrangler used by Google, Facebook, and Airbnb, hits 0.5.0

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If it proves better than all the others .

.. then the competition's goose is cooked?

Dump these small-biz routers, says Cisco, because we won't patch their flawed VPN

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VPN becomes.....

.... a Virtual Paying Network then?

G7 countries beat UK in worldwide broadband speed test again

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Re: "I would absolutely prioritise getting a 50/10Mbps"

As someone with a household of 3 workers, inc me, we never had a problem with a 76 connection.

It was still more than good enough.

Now, if the homeworkers are working from their rooms, streaming Netflix (or whatever) on their individual TVs - yeah, it'd be noticeable.

Chances good for NASA Artemis SLS Moon launch on Saturday

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Re: Massive Moon Rocket

Massive Failure

FTFY

NASA scrubs Artemis SLS Moon rocket launch

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Can't help but think NASA are building a high-altitude lawn dart...

It may be able to carry substantially more payload than a Falcon Heavy, but it's also got to get off the ground as well.

I have less than zero confidence in it ever getting off the ground.

Arguably, the only way it gets off the ground is its current state. Hoisted on a transporter.

I can well imagine that it may never see a real mission, and much like a bad film goes 'straight to video/dvd', there is still a high chance this may go 'straight to museum'.

We know Elon can't admit he's wrong. and he'll get his up (ahem)

NASA builds for keeps: Voyager mission still going after 45 years

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Re: Space garbage

If they send a mission specifically to Uranus, is that internally referred to as an Anal Probe?