* Posts by spireite

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UK flights disrupted by 'technical issue' with air traffic computer system

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Mushroom

ULEZ

My money is on Khans droids putting signs up on the taxiways in advance to catch the on-airfield buses, birdscarers, A380s etc... so he can generate revenue.

To cover this, Khan was yanking the power from UK Power Networks on the southside of LHR.

Microsoft makes some certification exams open book

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Correct documentation?

I reference MSs Learn and documentation and it is regularly out of date or just plain wrong

Tesla knew Autopilot weakness killed a driver – and didn't fix it, engineers claim

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Whatever happened to self responsibility?

I know the US is litigation happy but....

Elon could tell me and prove the software could handle any situation in self driving.... but I'd still be bloody alert to take over in the name of self preservation.

I can't believe that anyone would not notice a big rig crossing in front and not be ready to intervene.

This implies to me that the victims in these accidents didn't pay attention, probably playing on their mobiles.

Darwin in auto-action....

Internet Archive sued by record labels as battle with book publishers intensifies

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Hachette

.... by name, hatchet by nature

Scientists strangely unable to follow recipe for holy grail room-temp superconductor

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Re: As expected

Rather than wear white coats, they are wearing Swanseas

Fujitsu pulls the plug on European client PC sales

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Really?

I thought they'd pulled out years ago

OctoX is a radical Rust implementation of a very old OS for RISC-V

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Caldera

. . A smoking crater in history, which seems appropriate

Blue Origin tells staff to catch next rocket back to their desks

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Re: What about the remote new hires during COVID?

I was a new hire on WFH fully contract in the UK

When our Canadian CEO told us everyone had to work from the nearest office, we effectively told him to FRO.

Only after they lost over 80% of WFH staff did they recognise the devastation that diktat caused.

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Re: Here's a plan

This wasn't a company with the initials of D&D was it?

That's another one totally blind and literally forced all staff out by a boneheaded decision

NASA mistakenly severs communication to Voyager 2

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Boffin

Back then, when NASA/predecessor actually had quality and pride in its work..... whereas now their geeks just seem happy to get it on a pad, and its lifespan isn't much longer than that journey TO the pad.

Avaya reseller pleads guilty to role in $88m licensing scam

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He's been quite lucky...

They could have put him Avaya for a far longer period....

Latest version of Canonical's Wayland compositor arrives

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Frank Sinatra....

If he was still about and in to tech, he'd be the poster guy for this....

.... after all 'I Did It Mir Way'

£214m effort to modernize SAP ERP in UK govt systems marked Code Red

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Skills lacking......

There didn't need to be any mention of government, or HMRC in the subtext at all....

'Skills lacking' is all that is needed for 99.9% of readers to know this is government department related...... such is their track record at anything IT related.

Bosses face losing 'key' workers after forcing a return to office

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Bang, the staff were gone

My former had approx 40 UK techies.

All have how left due to the office mandate.

Their positions now populated with contractors belonging to aTata type enterprise.

No systems knowledge left, so that company is now hosted by it's own petard!

Without competition, TCS wins back UK pensions body in £1.5B mega-deal

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Can't help but think Boeing are building a high-altitude lawn dart...

Same s**t, different smell....

Hijacked S3 buckets used in attacks on npm packages

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Reused bucket name

While I understand the bucket name becomes available, the crims must be incredibly lucky to be allocated the name that was previously used... Aren't they?

Google HR hounds threaten 'next steps' for slackers not coming in 3 days a week

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Still trying.

Horse has bolted, the genie has escaped

Ergo, it's not gonna happen.

My ex company has haemorraged its entire permanent tech staff by forcing a 5 day in office rule, now populated by contractors who

1. Don't care

2. Get paid for mediocre results

And the company suffers

.. yet the company claims they believe that in office is better for collaboration.

That'll be why each office worker uses Teams even when they are all in the office.

This is a mandate of companies that overpaid and over expanded with associated overpriced office space... Nothing more

Cry-pto: Feds bury Bitcoin exchange giant Binance in 13-count fraud lawsuit

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Re: Really mad

Actually all the investors who were actually sheep in that they followed blindly....

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Re: Another one bites the dust

Are they real assets or fake like cryptocurrencies actually are?

Coinbase, don't feel left out. SEC has a lawsuit for you, too

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Re: No jursidiction

Definitely not a commodity

Its 'cash vapourware' pure and simple.

It doesn't exist, it's a figment of peoples imagination to think that it has 'value'.

There is irony in claiming its a security because cryptocurrencies couldn't be further away from security in any aspect.

Get ready, Snowflakes: Azure AI is coming for you with one click

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You'll be tied and held hostage.

I'm always looking to do things using cloud agnostic platforms. I don't want to be tied any one if them if possible.

The biggest fight I have is when the uppers tell me to use something because it's part of the vendors 'stack' - for example Cosmos., or Azure Data Factory.

There are plenty of cloud-agnostic ADF types out there. It's not even like ADF is cheap!!

This ain't Boeing very well: Starliner's first crewed flight canceled yet again

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Pissup/brewery

Words fail me.

Just how incompetent are they?

It's a pointless project.

Even Blue Origin/Flying Dildo will achieve more.

Airline puts international passengers on the scales pre-flight

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As someone who isn't chubby, but have some acquaintances who were definitely not built for speed and flood over the arm rests, I have no problem with them being 'analysed'

One of them could eat me for lunch, and normally books two seats so their 'average' is down.

On my last flight, someone of that build literally had to go in 'crab-wise' to get down the aisle, and in the bog at the back.

I was expecting them to need a shoehorn to assist.

In that respect, they should use something other than a plane.

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Re: optional?

Pretty sure some seats are narrower...

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Full body scanners? I've been thropugh them in a few UK airports - they do only randomly pick people it seems generally. Once when i set the main one off, and the hand wand was beeping for no obvious reason I got checked through the big body one.

I was waiting for the sound of a Marigold - just in case,

Virgin Orbit-uary: Beardy Branson's satellite launch biz shutters

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...but....

Lobbing something up from a 747 was never going to be attracting the market that SpaceX deal with. It's chalk and cheese.

The 747-launch system was probably worthwhile 10 to 15 years ago.

It's a generation too late IMO

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Such a shame....

We were hoping it would pop its cherry and get it well up there...

Meta forced to sell Giphy, takes 87% loss in Shutterstock deal

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Just shows how much they overpaid.

I'm not even convinced it's worth the Shutterstock figure.

Russian businesses want to party like it's 1959 with 6-day workweek

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When Putin is dead and buried...

They'll find him in a few hundred thousand years and use him to power stuff.....

Yep, fossil fool....

IT giant Bitmarck shuts down customer, internal systems after cyberattack

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Meh

was and is never endangered by the attack,

So .. it was endangered? Or it wasn't?

Is this a bad translation - or do they just not know?

No more feature updates for Windows 10 – current version is final

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predictable response.....

Linux is!

It's the year of the Linux desktop........

....... for the tenth time......

There's that 10 number again

NASA tweaks Voyager 2's power supply to avoid another sensor shutdown

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Buying more time for Spock to find it...

Seriously, this is impressive stuff.

What it does do is shine a disdainful light on the current crop of NASA/Boeing engineers who can't hold a candle to the guys that dealt with this stuff back in the early 70s.

Tesla wins key court battle over Autopilot crash blame

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Can't fix stupid

Self-driving tech... wouldn't trust i ever.

I work in IT, and it's a given that whatever you tell a user, they - in their minds - are getting something that is almost sentient.... no matter how dumb it may be.

I have a car with a touch screen - nothing fancy - quite simple in fact - Toyota (as used on C-HR, Prius). What I've noticed is that when changing anything on the screen - such as switching to Energy display - the small amount of time I take my eyes off the road still feels unsafe to me.

Autonomy's Mike Lynch loses battle against extradition to the US on fraud charges

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Wrong decision

He shouldn't pay for the incompetence of HPs lawers/whatever and their ability to do indepth due diligence.

If he pulled any wool over their eyes, proper duedil with the vast resources HP have should have picked it up.

CEO sorry after telling staff to 'leave pity city' over bonuses

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Whos foot is that? BANG!! Ouch.. shit...

When I worked at a company that remains nameless........

f**k it...

Dye and Durham...

The CEO famously said in a company meeting to the underlings that anyone who didn't like it could leave and find employment elsewhere, despite those same employees putting in all the effort to keep it afloat, improve things.....

That CEO now stands looking out over a desolate wasteland where the techies with business knowledge for the most part did precisely that. Projects have apparently ground to a halt, and now the horse is borderline dead, with a few random twitches.... fighting to stay alive with contractors who don't have the biz knowledge, and probably don't have the sense of belonging, and frankly don't care...

Meanwhile, those who upped sticks on the whole found better paying jobs, with better benefits.

CEOs.... BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR........

ChatGPT creates mostly insecure code, but won't tell you unless you ask

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Re: This is totally expected - it doesn't know what you're trying to do

If it can't guarantee secure code when you ask it to write it, how can you trust it to tell you that yours is insecure?

SpaceX's second attempt at orbital Starship launch ends in fireball

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NASA use someone else?

Not going to happen...

The alternative is in a worse state.

Speaking for myself, I was astonished it was going at all. For a few moments, it looked like it was just firing the engines and not even lift at all!

Brits start 'em young with 20% of tots 'owning' a smartphone

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Re: Nope

Don't start this argument.... let it go

Amazon CEO says AWS staff now spending ‘much of their time’ optimizing customers’ clouds

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Chicken, welcome to the roost...

Or, to cut through the corporate bullshit.... (please replace the cloud-provider with the any of the others - it's still relevant for them all!)

Amazon:

"We recognise that the utopia of low-cost we sold to customers was a myth. Our customers have recognised they are spending 2x/3x what they did when they self-hosted.

We are absolutely desperate to retain our customers, before they go back to what they used to do"

Customer:

"We now recognise that we were sold a dud/lemon. We now recognise that maintaining the cloud infrastructure still requires us to pay staff to maintain it. We now recognise that our original pre-cloud setup was cheap!! "

99.9% of customers....

The end.

Exasol: Taking a bet on the affordability of in-memory analytics

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Name....

For years, I always wondered why someone would name their company like a suppository.....

Microsoft promises it's made Teams less confusing and resource hungry

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Re: Sourccode

There's the giggles.....

.... where's the shits... oh, Install Complete ...

.... there it is ...

RIP Gordon Moore: Intel co-founder dies, aged 94

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Moores Law.....

Now he's gone, we'll be talking about Moores Lore won't we?

Europe's right-to-repair law asks hardware makers for fixes for up to 10 years

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You do know size doesn't matter don't you...

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Yeah me too... not enough sunny days to wear a T-shirt

Microsoft freaks out users with Windows 11 warning: 'LSA protection is off'

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Re: nothing to worry about folks.

Don't give them ideas, they'll be having ChatGPT do all the testers work..... maybe it'll do the job better.

The Shakespearian question of our age: To cloud or not to cloud

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Re: Forgotten question

Problem is, many C-suites think that Cloud is more secure out the box and that you simply don't need to worry about it yourself.

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CapEx vs OpEx...

A former employer of mine, when I blatantly pointed out that Cloud was costing us 4x what on-prem did (we still had on-prem servers etc), with out a hint of a smile said....

Yeah, but that's CapEx - CapEx is bad...

yes, I know they operate differently so far as accounting but 3m (Cloud) vs 750K (on-prem) is a hell of cost to do OpEx!

Singapore software maker says own hardware in colo costs $400M less than cloud

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This.....

I'm a paid up nerd, and looked at the same thing.

I have a Dell Workstation 3610, hardly cheap to run at home.

Priced what I need in Azure or AWS, and neither came close.

My various employers went for cloud ..the 'lack' of needing to employ an infrastructure guy made cloud cheaper.

Of course time has marched on, and they now employ several of them to manage the cloud.

Cloud is a fools errand for many.

Great Graph Database Debate: Abandoning the relational model is 'reinventing the wheel'

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Entity Framework and ORMs in general have a lot of blame in this ugly query thing you mention

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Re: The research paper we would all like to see

Graph I wager....

When I see NoSQL stuff implemented, it's usually because they can't be arsed to organise and 'schemaless' fits the bill.

NoSql is a perfect 'product' for the lazy dev.

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