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Take my bits awaaaay: DARPA wants to develop AI fighter program to augment human pilots

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"An AI program for negotiating peace would be most welcome."

Not possible.

1. The world has WAY too many evil people. When they can, such evil people take over a government (like Venezuela, Iraq, Iran, N. Korea) and do what they do BECAUSE THEY ARE EVIL.

2. You can NOT negotiate nor compromise with evil. You can only DEFEAT it or at least OBSTRUCT it.

3. The only way to ensure safety in the face of evil is STRENGTH. Hence, you have weaponry and tactics that are SO overwhelming, nobody screws with you.

I doubt AI could negotiate peace. At best, it would negotiate a cease fire, or even surrender. But peace? Once you appear weak to an EVIL DICTATOR, he's got EVERY reason and motivation to DESTROY you. You can't negotiate peace with THAT.

I'll stick with AI being able to KILL the OTHER guy fighting for HIS country, in order to keep MINE safe. Then, with any luck, we'll NEVER have to use it in war. Just having the thing will be GOOD ENOUGH.

Just in time for the Wiki-end: Chelsea Manning released from prison

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"factors you can't comprehend"

You give Pvt Manning _WAY_ too much respect/credit. Pvt Manning was a TRAITOR as far as I'm concerned, trusted to keep secrets, and broke that trust. Whistle-blowing about certain things like mass surveilance should've gone to CONGRESS, first, or at least "up the chain of command" in the Army. But Wikileaks became "15 minutes o' fame", and that's how I see Pvt Manning's motivation.

There are military secrets I know from being the military, from decades ago, that I have not disclosed. I consider it honorable to keep them secret. I'll say no more on the matter. Others should be the same way about such things.

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Re: Some background... and a little commentary

I'll add a little bit of insight when it comes to CLASSIFIED INFORMATION, and the cost of its disclosure.

First of all, the reasoning for classification is generally made by those who are trying to protect someone or something, including the government itself, from the results of disclosing that information. In general, release of such information would either endanger a person, endanger or embarass a nation, or create significant material loss. Or some combination thereof.

'For Official Use Only' is the lowest classifiication I'm aware of. In genderal, it's info that might be embarassing or would give an enemy an advantage in war.

'Confidential' is generally information that compromises something (like a tactical advantage in war) if it gets out, such as the design of a warship, or ongoing diplomacy. If it's released, it puts significant advantage into the hands of enemies.

"Secret" is (as far as I can tell) information that could GET SOMEONE KILLED it if got into the wrong hands. Example, the location of a submarine, or the identity of a spy.

"Top Secret" would be, I assume, much like 'secret' except "more so", perhaps large numbers of people would be in danger of being killed. Military operations, details about embassies, defense plans, etc. might fall into this designation.

And I think there are higher ones, too. In short, these secrets exist for a REASON, and they should be KEPT secret. Or, pay a SEVERE penalty for their disclosure.

Pvt Manning was apparently privy to this kind of information, or had access to it, and then BROKE TRUST by DISCLOSING it. Without any knowledge of the ripple effects, it was given to Wikileaks to be publically disclosed. Although there was at least SOME information there (about spying on citizens, as I recall) that SHOULD have been "whistle blown", THIS was not the way to do it. And so Pvt Manning went to prison for it.

However, Wikileaks itself SHOULD NOT be held criminally liable for publishing the disclosed information, particularly because Julian Assange isn't a U.S. Citizen. I expect the investigation is to prove whether or not Wikileaks was involved in any illegal activity that led to its publishing, like cracking into a computer or similar. There are similar legal precedents in the USA regarding "the press" so long as they're not doing any illegal things to GET the information. if someone simply tells them, hands over a document, etc., that is NOT illegal. Cracking a computer to get it, on the other hand, IS. But the investigation into Wikileaks is probably just another "witch hunt" just like the Muller probe on Trump, which concluded with "no collusion", rightfully so. I expect a similar conclusion of "nothing illegal done" for WIkileaks.

Amazon agrees to stop selling toxic jewelry, school supplies to kids, coughs up some couch change ($700,000)

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Re: 'Top priority'

Question: If companies were NOT making money, would they be able to AFFORD to hire YOU?

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Re: 'Top priority'

FYI - a company exists in order to make money.

It's just that to make money and STAY in business, you need to make sure your customers are happy enough to be REPEAT customers, and not because they're bound to you by some kind of enslavement (or monopoly). So yeah, NOT poisoning or otherwise endangering customers is ALSO good for business.

Still I suspect that in THIS case, no actual harm was done. It's not like the kids are eating leaded paint chips. As I mentioned before, lead paint chips taste 'sweet' because lead compounds act like an artificial sweetener. And didn't we used to put LEAD IN GASOLINE such that it was IN THE AIR EVERYWHERE?

The current enviro-knee-jerk maximum levels are probably WAY TOO LOW, though I'm not complaining too hard because staying below that level shouldn't be THAT hard... unless your ENTIRE COUNTRY is horribly polluted. Like in China... ?

(again, I use leaded solder all of the time, for electronic work. I've done so for *YEARS*. It's not like I'm eating it or inhaling lead vapor. But I'm "exposed" to it. And people who own guns are exposed to the lead in the ammo. You kinda have to INJEST it to make it really bad for you... so wash your hands before eating?)

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Re: The free market will fix this

I didn't vote up or down. I just facepalmed.

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Re: If I were a betting man...

you're probably right, as they have less strict environmental (read: none at all) concerns over there.

I think we should export some of our wackier environmentalists to Beijing and let them protest the air quality, for starters.

In the mean time, a _LOT_ of the concern over these materials is more like PARANOIA instead of science. It is true that buildup of heavy metals is detrimental to your health. But there ARE safe levels of these elements, which occur in nature. I have been using leaded solder for electronics, and continue to do so. So I'm "exposed" directly to lead. And lead solder or just lead was often used in the making of jewelry, particularly the less expensive kind [normally I'd expect a silver solder to be used nowadays, which is also what I do, if I do anything with jewelry, which I have].

In any case, the source of the problem might be gross environmental contamination at those facilities (let's say in China) where EVERYONE is exposed to high levels of otherwise toxic materials, all of the time, and it ends up on what they make. That's my theory, and I bet it's true.

In the mean time, a bit of cleanup is in order. And I doubt any of those kids was in any REAL danger. It's not like they're eating lead paint chips because lead compounds taste "sweet" like a type of artificial sweetener. They're just "being exposed", which is far less likely to pose a problem.

And if "they" are THAT concerned about Hg, why is it still used on FILLINGS IN YOUR TEETH???

Hypocrisy, much??

P-p-p-pick up a Pengwin: Windows Subsystem for Linux boffins talk version 2

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Re: Vaccine for Linux

at least it's not LIPSTICK on the non-oinky end of a BOAR [aka Win-10-nic itself] but hey, as long as we're going with the livestock comparison...

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Re: Anyone want to guess ...

see my post above, Microsoft could make it 2020 as a viable alternative to Win-10-nic

it's what Windows _USED_ to be, right? Boot MS-DOS and run the 'win.com' to start it?

I'd _love_ to have a windows subsystem running on my FreeBSD box with a Mate desktop and X11 [not Wayland]. That would ROCK!

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Re: intentional wording?

I have a better idea....

How about if Microsoft makes a "subsystem for Linux" that runs WINDOWS APPLICATIONS better than Wine, RELIABLY, and I'd actually PAY for THAT!!!

So long as they don't screw with the themes and appearance of window decorations, it'd be their BEST MOVE YET! You'd get Windows on Linux, or maybe even Windows on FreeBSD, and WIndows on Mac, and NO NEED to "Embrace Extend Extinguish" any more.

Yeah but when you have that "take over the world" mentality, SANITY is thrown under the bus...

Put a stop to these damn robocalls! Dozens of US state attorneys general fire rocket up FCC's ass

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Devil

Re: No change

fine the company making the profit by ALLOWING the robocallers to spoof addresses, for example. A _MAJOR_ fine for NOT upgrading to prevent that, for example Yes,

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Devil

Re: No change

a one-time fine for making calls, maybe THAT is 'toothless'. how about $1 million fine for EACH CALL MADE? _PER_ _CALL_! Now, *THAT* is what *I* am talking about!

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Re: Spoofed ID

fixing THIS might do 90% of the job, right? So "get hot" FCC, and make it NOT possible to spoof caller IDs !!!

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Re: Of course the FCC is doing nothing

while I agree these bureaucrats need a fire lit up their asses, Pai isn't like the "other party" of corruption, deep state, swamp, and deceit.

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Mushroom

Re: Sad.

make the minimum penalty DEATH for anyone who:

a) spoofs a caller ID

b) violates the 'do not call list'

c) cold-calls *MY* phone.

I get to be executioner.

(my phone ringer has been OFF for 2 years. I either pick up when I hear who it is on the other end, and they know to say stuff so I can hear that or leave a message. phone message is 30 seconds long and starts with 'friends and family thanks for calling, and then lectures about how I get too many violations of the do not call list, so my ringer is off)

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Devil

Re: No change

perhaps if they were FINED for each of them... ?

Blame Canada! Zuckerberg subpoenaed to face Cambridge Anal. probe from Canucks

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Anal y sis

it's how you spell 'Analysis'

Can I get a RHEL yeah? Version 8 arrives at last as IBM given go-ahead to wolf down Red Hat

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Re: Centos 8

I've never been disappointed by CentOS, just sayin'.

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FAIL

Re: Gnome, wayland and systemd ...

you actually *FEEL* that? no WONDER you posted as A.C. !!!

('feel' instead of think, worst mistake EVAR, as evidenced by "that")

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Devil

Re: Gnome, wayland and systemd ...

I'm hoping some _SANITY_ from IBM will put those 3 things back into their place... er, the bit bucket.

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Pirate

Re: Too much damned javascript ...

ack on that one. OR... if you are _NOT_ using wayland... you can do the following:

a) enable -listen_tcp or similar option

b) xhost +localhost from an X11 command shell

c) su - otheruser then export DISPLAY=localhost:0.0

d) run firefox or other browser, config it to DUMP ALL HISTORY AND COOKIES ON EXIT

then if they DO track you, it's not tracking anything that isn't THEIR stuff in the FIRST place. And all of those cookies and scripting and blah blah blah goes INTO THE BIT BUCKET.

And, related, THIS from the article:

"Red Hat prefers the security model of Wayland, but the desktop will drop back to X.org if you try and use the Nvidia binary driver."

A reason to use NVidia and their binary driver... to NOT HAVE TO USE WAYLAND, so you _CAN_ use the trick I just described, which I do a LOT, actually.. that and [for example] developing RPi stuff and having pluma running on the RPi directly, as an editor for c source [example], but displaying and interacting WITH MY FreeBSD DESKTOP!!!

X.org ROCKS. Wayland SUCKS. and all that tracking can GO INTO THE BIT BUCKET using X.org and a separate login context, g'head and enable the B.S. and then DUMP IT ALL on exit!

I see you're writing an app... Microsoft nudges AI Clippy-for-Code out the door, turns machine learning onto Word

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Re: Please, stop spoiling us

strangely enough, I'm more productive using Pluma as my code editor...

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Re: Clippy For Coders drives another nail in humanity's coffin...

more CRAP to shut off by default...

The Year Of Linux On The Desktop – at last! Windows Subsystem for Linux 2 brings the Linux kernel into Windows

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Re: But why?

WInXP-tan was anthropomorphised as a roundish (in all of the right places) female with plenty of jiggle (also in all the right places), but always demanding more food (RAM, storage).

I suppose Win-10-nic-tan is a BIG FAT BOAR with lipstick on the non-oinky end, seriously gorging itself on whatever resources you might have left... and DEMANDING MORE!!!

Either that, or "The Blob"

*pop*

Beware of the Blob it creeps, and leaps, and glides, and slides cross the floor... (classic Burt Bacharach from the late 50's)

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Re: MS SOP: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish.

and, I noticed the screenshot - looks NOTHING like my Mate desktop...

it's still 2D FLATTY McFLATFACE Win-10-nic in other words.

And from others' comments, still subject to forced updates, etc..

How long before it's "Extinguish" phase? I say, not long at all...

Personality quiz for all you IT bods: Are you a chameleon or an outlaw? A diplomat or a high flier? Vote right here

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Meh

Re: I chose outlaw

I think that was supposed to be 'chameleon' but, like the description for 'Outlaw', it's flawed and inaccurate.

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Trollface

Re: where's the button for whingers?

it's over here... by the window!

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Devil

Re: I declined to pick one ...

at least Myers-Briggs has an actual TEST you can fill out.

(oh I'm an ENTP of course!)

/me goes off mumbling about inventing something...

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Headmaster

A true 'old fart' learned in grammar school that the use of 'he' in the English language can also mean 'she' when the sex of the subject is not known. All of this P.C. alleged sexism by NOT saying "he/she/it/thing/whatever" in place of a SINGLE F'ING PRONOUN 'he' is nauseating. GET OFF MY LAWN!

(it's bad grammar to be a P.C. sexist with pronouns)

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Pirate

Re: "But I still have all my hair"

I got a nice wicked widow's peak, but the rest is still thick and black [while my beard is nearly all grey]

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Re: All of the above just proves what we all knew already...

"Job sites and 'agencies' just don't have a clue about us or our industry"

YOU are _SO_ RIGHT! I can't thumb you up enough!

NOW... how do we get them ALL to come "over here by the window"... [which will solve SO many problems]

(somehow these clueless asshats have INSERTED THEMSELVES into the job-finding process and DOMINATED it, overly-complicating and delaying what USED to be relatively simple, and involved an envelope and a stamp and an answering machine. NOW you have to TURN YOUR RINGER OFF because of robo-calls and cold calls regarding unrelated positions paying way too little, on site in Timbuktu, like it's the most important position you'll ever have, and NOTHING relevant)

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Mushroom

"For a lot of recruiters, this should be the default."

For MOST of them (recruiters), who seem to want to offer you positions in Timbuktu mopping floors and wiping someone's ass instead of writing code, and filter your resume (or even try to re-write it) based on "key words and tricky phrases" and stick-up-the-ass adherence to whatever some H.R. dweeb "felt" that the position requires, by COLD CALLING YOUR PHONE while you're in the middle of something important, the default is simple:

"It's over here... by the window."

99% of them should be invited to have a look down, followed by a timely accident.

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Re: Impossible to answer

I usually thought of myself as more of a pirate or privateer...

(if it weren't for needing the money, I'd stay at home doing personal projects that I find interesting)

I generally contract "at a senior level" and stick with clients for long periods of time, only because THE JOB FINDING PROCESS SUCKS ASS BECAUSE THE RULES CHANGED AND I DO NOT PLAY _THEIR_ GAME (recruiters, headhunters, H.R. departments) BY _THEIR_ RULES!!!

*ahem*

so I don't fit into ANY of those, really.

Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin successfully lobs another capsule beyond the edge of space

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Unhappy

Re: Bell-curve of driving ability

yes. the road S curves and this one driver crossed lanes twice to make it straighter, causing me to grab onto things...

and the sidewalks, for pedestrians and cabs.

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Devil

Re: Bell-curve of driving ability

'Hi, I'm Johnny Cab"

just thinking that about now...

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Devil

Re: Amazon Prime Air

anywhere on earth in 4 hours?

I wonder what the shipping charge would be...

Microsoft slaps the Edge name on SQL, unveils the HoloLens 2 Development Edition

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Re: Stop naming things after things that aren't those things!

This reminds me of a scene from Chobits... the one where Chii called everything "Hideki"

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Devil

Re: SQL technology is obsolete

good point about banking. this is what computers started their main business uses in (and where a room full of people adding up numbers all day justified spending zillions on an IBM mainframe to do it better).

To properly analyze the evolution of the tech, you also have to look at the way data was traditionally stored back in the beginning, on tape and cards and things of that nature. So you had sorting machines for cards, and tapes ran sequentially. You can actually do a merge sort by writing things out sequentially, and use sorts to combine data. SQL is a YUGE improvement on the "sort and combine" technique that allows you to arbitrarily define relationships between things, plus the transaction stuff.

So SQL is NOT going away any time soon. It's just way too useful.

A while back there was this attempt at an 'object oriented database' called 'PoET'. Working with it was too difficult. That project (that used PoET) was abandoned, but taken back up later using regular SQL, which worked great and didn't require extra hoops to jump through. Sometimes that "new, shiny" is just a distraction away from getting things done.

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Re: SQL technology is obsolete

"For the first time AI-parsing is proposed to replace the old n-gram parsing"

I recommend that you take a look at Arthur C. Clarke's "Superiority" before further comment. You're welcome.

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Pirate

Re: SQL technology is obsolete

I'm old enough to remember someone mentioning "sequel server" and I couldn't find any information on it anywhere because it was spelled "SQL" and some _IDIOT_ at IBM (probably a marketeer) decided to pronounce it 'sequel' which caused nothing BUT confusion...

Then of course there's the "Es Queue El" language, which is pronounced the way I stated it.

But when people pronounce 'MySQL' or "PostgreSQL" with 'sequel' in them, or the language name as 'sequel', I cringe like a cat getting its hair stroked backwards. And of course I'm obligated to CORRECT them and waste 5 minutes of otherwise-work-time doing so.

Also wondering, why anyone would bother with SQL Server (which I do _NOT_ pronounce with 'sequel' in it, since it's not a sequel to anything, and it uses 'Es Queue El' and I rebel against "the other pronunciation") when you have PostgreSQL which is totally free and extremely reliable??

So what would be next to make SQL "obsolete" ? Probably nothing. because it won't be. Just like a screwdriver isn't obsolete, nor is a hammer. Or a knife. Or a window [in a BOFH kinda way].

Cali Right-to-Repair law dropped, cracks screen, has to be taken to authorized repair shop

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Trollface

Re: Lobbyists

I have a better idea: just put it all into a youtube channel where we get to watch them do their dirty dealing.

Then let their opponents fish through it at election time.

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Unhappy

Re: Lets see what happens when Ford, GM and VW try to enforce that type of shit onto their customers

John Deere already does...

NASA fingers the cause of two bungled satellite launches, $700m in losses, years of science crashing and burning...

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Facepalm

I fart in your general direction for slamming capitalism because of a few bad actors...

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Trollface

Re: Aluminum

and the worst of them all, GOVERNMENTIUM, whose mass increases continuously, usually in sudden increments (or would that be EXCREMENTS?), and without warning.

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Devil

Re: Aluminum

the Washington Monument (giant phallus in D.C.) is topped with an aluminum pyramid. It was a 'new fangled' metal at the time, and very very expensive.

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Boffin

Re: Aluminum

maybe it's a latin thing

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Falsifying records is likely to get someone some iron bar hotel time.

Thing is, if there are MILITARY contracts involved with falsified records like that, it's very very likely things can go horribly wrong for those that are involved. Some programs in the military are set up so that vendors are tracked so you know literally where the ore was mined, where it was smelted, where it was turned into "the part", etc.. in particular with submarines, and no doubt, NASA.

This is no joking matter. If there are not actual jail sentences handed out I will be VERY, very surprised.

Back in the 60's two submarines were lost due to faulty safety systems. A program called "SUBSAFE" was created iwhich included the documentation of certain components as I mentioned above (which mine the ore was extracted in, for example) so that there was accountability and quality control all the way up the chain. The reason was simple, LIVES being on the line. The $50 part wasn't going to sink the $5 billion sub. Or crash the $1 billion rocket. That's the idea. Unfortunately it seems THESE guys got caught cheating. These programs DO require honest people to make them work.

The tests used to determine strength of a metal are standardized tests. It may be that NASA will have to correct its own policies by having random independent labs test things from now on...

(it saddens me greatly that people can be SO "not caring" about honesty and good business practices that they'll literally steal contracts from others by LYING about what they're actually delivering... these people need to be PROSECUTED to the full extent of the law and made an example of)

Zuck it up: Facebook hit with triple whammy of legal probes, action in Canada, US, Ireland

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Re: Jail time?

I just took a look at that page. not much on it, but the idea of a handful of rich people basically driving everything is like a feudal system. Lassaiz Faire capitalism, on the other hand, allows for more people joining the "the rich" club, and as such, effectively lowers the power of any one member of "the rich". No _WONDER_ the 'Plutonomists' don't want more people in "the rich boy" club, by getting gumminteers to legislate "tax the rich" which only taxes those trying to BECOME the rich... [but I digress, and any more goes way off topic]

Assuming Zuck is a 'new Plutonomist' he (and his company) is behaving exactly like you'd expect.

There are better ways to become wealthy, other than scamming and skirting (or outright violating) the laws, like providing an honest product or service that people want to pay for, and then doing that with as many happy customers as you can. Getting a fast billion THAT way is actually a good thing, ya know?

Turn on, tune in, cash out: Hipster chat plat Slack whacks beardie millennials with features

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Meh

Re: MSFT has experience

recently started a new contract, and they use slack. so I did it on an android device (follow invite link, install app), and it has its use but I need shared files on a desktop machine [not on a slab] and so it made more sense to use github to share files [that and set up a source repository].

Maybe if it were more like IRC, and less 1:1 personal messaging... then again I haven't used it enough to understand all of the features (yet).

We all love bonking to pay, but if you bonk with a Windows Phone then Microsoft has bad news

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Devil

"Easier to decide if it's a work or personal purchase."

different cards for business vs personal, yeah. not so easy with a phone, then?