* Posts by Ken Moorhouse

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Going round in circles with Windows in Singapore

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Re: How does a terminus on a "circle" line work then?

Some would say that there's no point(s) at all.

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I believe on the Glasgow Subway this was the case. Trains had to be lifted off the track by crane for maintenance. Nowadays there are points.

FWIW the renowned (nee round?) London Underground Circle line is now no longer circular - topologically speaking. It is now swiss roll shape with terminii at Hammersmith and Edgware Road. In the old days when it was "circular", Aldgate was a notional terminus. Aldgate was a natural choice for this purpose due to it being the only station on the line that was (sort of) exclusive to the Circle line, which meant that train crews could "layover" without holding up other services. The platform arrangement also enabled trains to overtake for operational reasons aka the service had become pear-shaped.

In the old days outer London Metropolitan trains were often scheduled to run through to Aldgate during the peak hours only (hence the "sort of" qualifier). Nowadays there is a regular through service all day to Aldgate.

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The dialog is censored...

...for the simple reason that the train company don't like to talk about things crashing.

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When I worked for the London Underground Signal Engineering team on the Northern/Victoria line computerisation it was deeply frowned upon to say that the system had crashed.

Please pay for parking – CMOS batteries don't buy themselves

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Re: two separate households in two different locations using the same loyalty account

I have one loyalty card for the supermarket I do our weekly shop. (I remember when it was launched with the Nectar branding, I had 000's of unclaimed points on it from my credit card and got a few almost free week's worth of shopping by redeeming those points). One day I bought something from another branch of the same supermarket chain and was loudly told by "the system": "sorry you can only use your card at your home branch". This was for a supermarket about half a mile from our regular one.

What would previously have thrown a spanner in the works was the donation of points - for those without loyalty cards - to the next person in the queue at the checkout. I think that loophole has been tightened up as I've not evidenced it for some time now.

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Re: But let's not get into how much you would charge

John Wayne Ltd:-

Hmm - cost of updating your pc from 1.1.1990 to 1.1.2022. That's 32 years at the extra-special rate (just for you) of £1/hour, plus materials...

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Re: The founders had a difference of opinion, and split up.

They should have chosen ANIMIOS under the circumstances.

Fans of original gangster editors, look away now: It's Tilde, a text editor that doesn't work like it's 1976

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Re: I remember edlin - it was not fun... :-)

As someone else has commented, it was a low footprint way of automating an editing session by piping a text file of commands into it. Providing of course you took a belt & braces approach to knowing what might and might not be contained in the file to be edited. Because of its speed, there was no issue with running it several times in succession with different scripts.

GEC4xxx computers: Now they were not fun to edit a document on. First IIRC you had to create a file of the correct maximum size. Then you had to load and run the EDIT process. Then connect Stream 3 of the editor to the input file (the tty the first time after creating the file), and stream 4 to the newly created file. Then you edited your document using a very limited vocabulary of commands. If you moved past the point in the document to be edited then you couldn't go back. You had to end the session, create another file (or empty a scratch file), copy the file to this scratch file, then repeat the process.

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Re: Walnut

Microsoft's cabinets are probably constructed with flimsy unseasoned ply.

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Re: But anything new? Or just legacy stuff?

A customer of mine succeeded in getting over £100k in R&D grants from HMRC for an innovative system I wrote for them using XEx.

Legacy? How does one define legacy when something that has been written 20 years ago is still being actively developed? That is one of the advantages of Pascal-type languages, they don't go out of fashion quite as quickly as Silverlight, for example.

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Re: Anybody still using Pascal* for anything important anymore?

You mean for mission-critical stuff?

Yep.

Next question.

* Pascal and its derivatives e.g., Delphi, XExxxx...

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In the bad old days of WordStar, WordPerfect, DisplayWrite, MultiMate

'Scuse me, but WordPerfect produced arguably the very best text edit (bundled with WordPerfect Office). It used all the familiar WordPerfect function key commands and navigation key sequences (home home down, etc.), and had reveal codes and Hex edit/display capability. Macros could be assigned to keys, so if you were masochistic enough you could emulate WordStar with it. Searching/replacing could be done across lines - whatever line break characters were used. One of its best features though was the ability to edit files up to max Operating System file size, regardless of how much memory was in the pc. Shame I no longer have a copy.

Microsoft Paint + car park touchscreen = You already know where this is going

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Re: Back Rock became black rubble

Your typo is quite spooky, given that I used to go crabbing at Black Rock when I were a lad, and have vague recollections of slipping on the seaweed and injuring my back.

I also remember joining the swans in nearby Queens Park for an unscheduled dip once.

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Re: because this car park is underground, you won't have 50000 seagulls trying to poop on it

You're forgetting the pigeons nestling in the pipe-work in the ceilings of the car park.

Thank you, FAQ chatbot, but if I want your help I'll ask for it

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Re: if there are any Qs that are FA

KH: Your comment stopped me dead in my tracks.

So blindingly obvious, and yet FAQ's are everywhere, signifying abject failure to help people to navigate their site.

A more humble approach to FAQ's would be to replace it with a "Pending Suggestions for Improving Our Site"

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Re: I absolutely detest being on hold

I needed to ring a bank the other other week. One of the suggestions was to press X on your keypad where I was assured my place would be held in the queue and they would ring me back when I got to the head of the queue.

Being an eternal cynic on this type of thing I don't normally choose that option, but this time I did. Within seconds of me hanging up I got a call with a similar number to the one I'd dialled (flagged as Suspected Spam by my phone). I answered the call to find I was still in the queue at the position I was originally at. I suppose at least now they were paying for the call but... technology appears to be at breaking point.

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Re: time for my shout at the gas supply people...

Trying to book our annual gas service a couple of weeks back, they gave Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday as possible days. None of those was convenient for me, so asked for the next date - expecting Thursday. Next date was halfway through January 2022.

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Re: I manage a square dance website.

Surely you want your visitors to go round in circles, backwards and forwards, ending up where they started (and with the correct partner)?

Windows Terminal to be the default for command line applications in Windows 11

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Windows Terminal

I thought this article was going to be about something else.

£42k for a top-class software engineer? It's no wonder uni research teams can't recruit

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Re: "Anyone who knows how to do a proper CSV import,...

You started off fine, but went downhill after that.

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Re: And this is why I became an Aerospace Engineer!

Flying toasters were very popular, once upon a time.

Bloke breaking his back on 'commute' from bed to desk deemed a workplace accident

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Re: Didn't the printer come with a nicer font than Courier?

Good point.

ISTR someone - I think it was on Experts Exchange - severely reprimanded an innocent questioner who characterised (oh, no, accidental Monday morning puns) Courier as a "font" rather than a "typeface".

P.S. <-<-.

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Spinal Staircase

Perhaps that's what he calls it now.

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One of my clients had an office on the third floor of a building in Chelsea accessed by a spiral staircase. It must have somehow passed fire-regs but I wouldn't like to be there in the event of a fire.

I supplied them with an A3 colour laser printer and wondered how the hell we would get it up there. I think the only time I ever took my hat off to Initial City Link was the day it was delivered. A few of us were around at the time. "Where do you want it?" the delivery driver asked (it must have been his first day).

We showed him.

Amazingly he was up for it, and between three or four of us got it up there in one piece (the printer and the courier).

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Re: If you drip on your way to the restroom- in the office - it is your private business

I am dreading reaching that age...

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Re: Falling out of bed

Insurance policies that I've looked at have a condition in them which says something like: Is this risk covered by other insurance? With the implication to go claim on that insurance instead.

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Windows Update

Next someone will be putting in a bill to have double-glazing fitted in their home.

Playing jigsaw on my roof: They can ID you from your hygiene habits

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Re: I still have trouble reversing my shredder between two filing cabinets.

An alternative is to use 3 point Turn font on all classified documents.

Google advises Android users to be careful of Microsoft Teams if they want to call 911

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Re: collapse of civilisation

That talk should be compulsory viewing for everyone albeit many of the technical details will be lost on some.

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Re: 111 could easily be dialled by an infant playing with the phone.

Yes, but the fun of dialling lasts much longer when said infant dials 9.

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Re: Teams is nearly the worst product Microsoft have ever released...

Maybe Teems would be a more appropriate name...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utWrIWq2_tk

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If you do make an emergency call from an Android...

...which I have had to do, on a few occasions this year, it suspends some of your phone settings (such as do not disturb) for some hours afterwards as it assumes that you really are dealing with an emergency and any incoming call could spell the difference between life and death.

Now that is an example of thoughtful design.

Tech Bro CEO lays off 900 people in Zoom call and makes himself the victim

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Re: I hope he's got his place reserved in Hell.

Garg Hell.

Last time he cried.

This time it's a lump in his throat.

China's Yutu rover spots 'mysterious hut' on far side of the Moon

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Re: 'metoo!'

I think you'll find it's called Yutu.

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Lunar Hut

Well it can no longer be a Hewlett Packard delivery...

https://www.theregister.com/2008/07/18/hp_packaging/

Maybe an Amazon warehouse?

Or a spec of dust on the photosensor.

Microsoft makes tweaks to Windows 11 Start Menu for Insiders but stops short of mimicking Windows 10

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RE: ...it is no longer possible to tell the time accurately

Maybe they've finally taken people's comments about "Microsoft Minutes" to heart.

Microsoft Minutes are where a progress bar appears and tells you how many Days/Hours/Minutes/Seconds the current operation will take.

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Re: This hasn't actually ever happened though has it?

Maybe not exactly, but when the menus at the top of the screen disappear, historically it has been good to know that you can still press Alt V to get them back, and put the appropriate tick against the relevant option.... Except that there are now applications you do that... and nothing happens.

Thing is, there's no guidance for this sort of thing. Users are left to find this out for themselves, with negative consequences to productivity. For many users, recovery is brief, but there are many users that find such changes difficult to navigate: you have to remember that tech is a tool for many people, not something to be messed around with like some sort of game where satisfaction is gained through second-guessing the developer's intent. Those sort of users will be ringing me up, asking me to dial in and try to put things back to how they were: users incidentally who in their own field of endeavour are world-class.

Just remember: there are users who use technology as a means to an end.

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Re: Creativity vs Standards

Snake: Interesting discussion piece.

I think it may have highlighted the nub of the controversy. Do we want Creativity or do we want Standards?

Not mutually exclusive, but this decision can interfere with usability.

The design concepts established year's ago, where e.g., menus were at the top, with a shortcut key indicated for those preferring keyboard access, gave a boost to standardisation.

Why are standards important? Ask Shadow Systems and others who require set standards to *navigate* an application, regardless of that application. Applications should be designed with standards in mind, such that anyone can install an application, run it, make use of it, and close it without any need to seek advice on how to do so.

Everything should be obvious. The Operating System: the Platform, first and foremost, is a tool.

It enables the application designers to focus their efforts on supporting the nitty gritty of the application, which is what the user is paying for. There should be no need to worry about the outside environment, where other applications hang out. The bain of my life is borderless windows, panels, menus; menu bars that have no contrast when scrolling down the option list. There is often now no means to differentiate between modal and modeless forms, and whatever happened to the X in the top right hand corner of a panel? The only way to resolve some situations is to dial in to a users's pc (not always easy if they haven't a suitable vehicle for that pre-installed), or to go on-site.

Originally MS arguably had a vested interest in everyone adopting these Standards that were set out. But now it wants to get rid of the "pilot fish" because in some cases those pilot fish have grown too big. So it wishes to act as disruptor. It thinks it can rid itself of standards, but what will, and is happening is that other standards are evolving through the walled garden of environments: browsers being the biggest category of such. Environments where developers can set their own standards. Unfortunately this makes life difficult for those that want a universal platform to work with. Typical example is the stock market where - unless you've got thousands to spend - there are lots of separate islands of information that are difficult to knit together without manual rekeying.

To emphasise: We are returning to the bad old days where *islands of data* proliferate. Yes there are macros where a script can be trained to pull data from one application and surface it in another, but that only works so long as neither the source nor the destination (or the gubbins in the middle) does not change, causing the mechanism to break.

Creativity is good. Not averse to that at all, but it has to stay within the bounds of Standards previously laid down. One of my clients, a world renowned luxury goods manufacturer/retailer, opened up a store in central London many years ago. Though the architect's brief was to pervade luxuriousness throughout the design of the building, there was no getting away from having to provide e.g., standard Fire Exit signs. The analogy here is that *navigation* through a fire to the Fire Exit has to be such that there are no nasty surprises when deity forbid, such an eventuality materialises. That's what these Standards are for.

Planning permission was rejected for shutters essential for security, so an alternative compromise between security and appearance had to be struck - make no mistake that compliance trumped the aesthetics.

So the bottom line might be: Careful What You Wish For. Just think that one day you may be in a venue where the Architect has decided to allow the aesthetics to override safety considerations. Maybe a sports or concert venue. It will never happen? Hmm, history has the answer to that.

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Re: MS Thinks that SEARCH is the only app needed

You could say that MS are on a hiding to nothing.

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Re: Could you still touch type if every patch Tuesday the order of the keys on the keyboard changed?

One of the most consistent features of computing over the decades (4 to be precise) is the Ctrl Alt Del key combination. Billy Boy even wanted to change that, but factors outside even his demiurgic control meant that it is still with us today. If he had had his way then a whoops moment with the keyboard could have had detrimental consequences to your current session of work.

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Hardware manufacturers don't seem to think things through, either. Typical example is the all-singing-all-dancing keyboard. During lockdown I had to sort out a hardware problem on customer site (so they could WFH). No access to anything pre-bootup with the supplied keyboard. Luckily they hadn't discarded all of their legacy ones and I was able to plug in a standard wired one to do what was needed.

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Kiosk Windows

I have several customers who would be happy with a kiosk version of Windows.

The Operating System is a tool and Microsoft should never forget that.

(Tool as in an implement used to accomplish tasks, not a marketing tool).

What a bunch of bricks: Crooks knock hole in toyshop wall, flee with €35k Lego haul

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Re: The police are scouring Bricklink for the missing pieces.

Oh no! They should only use hot soapy water.

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Re: I had Airfix's Betta Builder

Same here.

The proportions of brick size seemed much more appropriate for constructing buildings. Shame it didn't flourish.

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Re: I still have two crates full of those little barefoot menaces.

You realise Pascal, you are now a prime burglary target.

Dev loses copyright appeal over forensic software after judges rule suite was owned by his employer

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Re: even a washer stamper

Or Krispy Creme employee.

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MD5 Ltd

He made a bit of a hash taking this to court.

A smarter alternative to password recognition could be right in front of us: Unique, invisible, maybe even deadly

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Re: I have a new earworm ...

Does there ever need to be an excuse to mention Kate Bush?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzlofSthVwc

Clever vid too.

When civilisation ends, a Xenix box will be running a long-forgotten job somewhere

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LEO (Lyons Electronic Office) computer, which will celebrate its 70th anniversary this week

For those interested, thanks to Mike Tyzack who gave me the heads-up, there is a plaque near to the site where LEO was built/operated in Hammersmith.

https://leo-computers.org.uk/plaque-update.html

Wind turbine maker Vestas confirms recent security incident was ransomware

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Re: I had assuned Vestas only made matches

Incompatible products, unless Vesta made those wind-proof ones.

Now if they did have a tie-up with another company, it would be Vesta, the food company. Mind you the turbines would have to be regularly de-commissioned in order to remove the muck...

TMI

Server errors plague app used by Tesla drivers to unlock their MuskMobiles

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Looks like we may have accidentally increased verbosity of network traffic

Was he trying to fob everyone off with this explanation?

Robo-Shinkansen rolls slowly – for now – across 5km of Japan

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Re: driving full tit into a big red firetruck

Which reminds me...

I wonder what exactly the inventor of the Driver's airbag was doing/thinking at the time they had their eureka moment.

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Re: Leaves on the line

I was working in the LT Mechanicals development dept when we were testing various incarnations of a wheelslide detector produced by an external contractor. This was one of those projects which soaked up seemingly endless amounts of resources because of the difficulty detecting when wheels stop turning due to leaves on the line, or brakes applied when the rails are wet, causing the wheels to slide, causing undesirable "flats" on the wheels. Sounds like an easy problem, but it's not when one of the stipulations of the design is it's not to interfere with any safety mechanism.

A tiny island nation has put the rights to .tv up for grabs – but what’s this? Problematic contract clauses? Again?

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Re: high C level understanding

Haha very funny. Have an upvote.

Some experience of heap management would be good too. Though you will need a rather large shovel.