* Posts by Ken Moorhouse

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Microsoft rolls out stealthy updates for 365 Apps

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Time to dig out that utility...

...which constantly wiggles the mouse pointer to look as if someone's active at the keyboard.

That is of course, you don't want your session to be updated. (The vast majority, judging by previous episodes).

Rare hexagonal diamond formed by crash of dwarf planet and asteroid, scientists believe

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Does this mean there will be 5 C's now?

Carat, Colour, Clarity, Cut and Crystal structure.

Feds freeze $30m in cryptocurrency stolen from Axie Infinity

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The new way to implement...

Glue Destruction systems

Windows 11 update blocking some users from logging in

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Re: There are really an awful lot of things to complain about, but this isn't one of them

Arguably the thing to complain about is that none of this is officially documented.

It does not give confidence to end-users that IT people know what they are doing when different IT people recommend polar opposites of suggestions to solve their problems. Yes, things have been like this for many years, many versions, but there was generally some kind of official roadmap that could be consulted when making such decisions, but nowadays it is all about "some bloke on the internet tried this, and it worked."

Microsoft-employed software writers/maintainers need to remember that they are as much a part of the IT Community as the rest of us, and that, to be considered "professionals", we all need to sing from the same hymn book. At present, that ain't happening.

Rest in peace, Queen Elizabeth II – Britain's first high-tech monarch

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Re: PO also said they have been told not to pulp or otherwise "waste" the existing stick of stamps

In some countries it is felt perfectly acceptable to obliterate the portrait of the prior incumbent. Farouk of Egypt is the best-known example.

A virtual beer if you can come up with an example where King George VI had this treatment.

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Re: Now there is a weekend of pointlessly cancelled events

Tut tut.

So you're not happy that lots of strikes have been cancelled?

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Re: King Andrew in the hot seat

It doesn't work in what one would think is the logical order. He is #8 in line.

(From https://www.royal.uk/succession )

1. The Duke of Cambridge

2. Prince George of Cambridge

3. Princess Charlotte of Cambridge

4. Prince Louis of Cambridge

5. The Duke of Sussex

6. Master Archie Mountbatten-Windsor

7. Miss Lilibet Mountbatten-Windsor

8. The Duke of York

9. Princess Beatrice, Mrs. Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi

10. Miss Sienna Mapelli Mozzi

11. Princess Eugenie, Mrs. Jack Brooksbank

12. Master August Brooksbank

13. The Earl of Wessex

14. Viscount Severn

15. The Lady Louise Mountbatten-Windsor

16. The Princess Royal

17. Mr. Peter Phillips

18. Miss Savannah Phillips

19. Miss Isla Phillips

20. Mrs. Michael Tindall

21. Miss Mia Tindall

22. Miss Lena Tindall

23. Master Lucas Tindall

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Re: the majority of Australians may not be monarchists

One did have a try at it with the Hutt River Province.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Hutt_River

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Re: the non-QR coded stamps need to be exchanged for stamps that have a QR code on them

This is true for Definitive (Machin) stamps. I believe Commemorative stamps will continue to be valid.

Private equity suits at Thoma Bravo pull out of Darktrace acquisition

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causing shares in the UK cybersecurity company to plummet.

Good time to get in there...

DYOR

Microsoft warns of bugs after nation pushes back DST switchover

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I keep saying it...

Wherever there is DST, change the clocks by half an hour, then leave them set that way forever.

One man's battle to get patent rights for AI inventors in America may be over

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Re: Looks more like a marketing stunt

Yes, my wording was perhaps too understated.

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Re: What happens if the patent-holding machine subdivides itself...

...marries, and has children...

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Re: It'll bugger off to space as soon it's self aware.

Nah, it will develop whiskers, fur, big eyes with dilated pupils, and purr when stroked.

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Can't Thaler do eveything he wants...

...by making him the inventor?

Regardless of it being him or AI that invented something, surely it's his pockets that will be filled?

The only reason I can see for his stance is the novelty factor.

Here's how 5 mobile banking apps put 300,000 users' digital fingerprints at risk

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Re: How are you supposed to do the auditing?

Packet analysis would surely reveal whether it is calling "home" or elsewhere. There must be a lot of extraneous traffic being transmitted/received.

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Re: I thought on iOS...

My reading of this is that this is not to do with passwords in the keychain, it is effectively retrieving a password from a code library, in much the same way that you call a library to (say) render the properties of a button. It is just part of the underlying coding of the app.

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Re: Surely the Best Practice for Mobile Banking Apps is ...

Just make sure that you remove the cash before disposing of the mattress.

Woman forced to sell 4-bed house after crypto exchange wrongly refunded $7.2m

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Re: You take it out and buy oats, lots of oats.

Ah, but in the end you end up serving porridge.

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Re: Santander seems to be part of a new thing where they check the name...

Actually I've had this problem with two banks... Santander was one of them. Plus another bank I have an account with who use a similar system, and had the same problem.

And don't get me started about Santander... I had a big problem verifying my identity with them one Friday lunchtime (by the time I left the branch, the queue for a cashier was out the door). Spoke to the complaints department at head office who totally agreed with my stance. Monday morning the woman who I had dealt with Friday (who turned out to be The Branch Manager) cheerfully completed the transaction using exactly the same documentation, without any further ado.

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Re: hyperventilating and feeling faint

A couple of anecdotes about such things:-

Some years ago I needed to pay HMRC and I was up against a payment deadline. I went into my bank branch and was told I couldn't pay it without their paying-in slip. I asked why not. The clerk replied "Money Laundering Rules". I then said "Have you seen who it is that I am paying?" To which he had no answer.

For all this "protecting your money" malarkey, the banks don't make life easy. I wanted to transfer a sizeable amount of money into an NS&I account. They looked up the account number I gave them and they said "Ooh we have no record of this account, are you sure you wish to make this payment?" Funny thing is that if you wanted to make payment to Joe Bloggs, he's on their system. But UK's government-owned savings bank? Nah.

When I had double-checked the account details (have you tried ringing NS&I? Spoiler Alert: Don't). I had the same conversation again. "Are you sure?" "Yes" "If it's wrong we can't guarantee where your money will end up." "Yes, I'm sure."

A few days later, money hadn't been transferred. Bank says it's gone. I HAD to speak to NS&I. Noooooo. To be fair they helpfully told me that the bank hadn't quoted the account reference and so had gone into their suspense account pending return to my account. Complained to the bank, they paid me compensation for their cock-up.

Some weeks later... exactly the same thing happened, right down to the reference still not being quoted. FFS.

Lesson learned: Never PUSH money into accounts such as this. Much better to PULL it in by logging in to the beneficiary website and paying that way.

Germany orders Sept 1 shutdown of digital ad displays to save gas

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Re: ...could send an SMS to a number on the lampposts

Slap one of those on Eros. That will save a lot of wasted electricity.

I wonder if LandSec would mind...

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Re: About time digital adverts got the same treatment

When I worked in the Mechanicals department of London Underground I learned that one of the "hot potatoes" for depot staff was that whatever else needed to be switched off on rolling stock, the Advert Cut Out Switch (A:COS ) was to remain on - sod the batteries and sod anyone doing electrical work.

(For those that wonder what those abbreviations are, just below the adverts in tube cars - the cantrail - they are to identify equipment below the seats).

US imposes sanctions as Russia invades Ukraine

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Re: Time to start stocking up on iodine tablets.

It took a little longer than I expected, but here we are...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-62725485

Micro Focus bought by Canada's OpenText for $6b

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Re: you guys at Opentext have my sincere condolences.

Having worked on a system managed by OpenText, I would reword that to: you guys at MF have my sincere condolences.

Admittedly OpenText inherited the dog's dinner I worked on from other developers, but this is a similar situation, taking on code written by other companies (many times removed in some cases), and this is where this kind of acquisition falls down heavily unless you take on large swathes of the subsumed company's developers.

Software companies wishing to stay independent have the ideal "poison pill" from putting off any predator: "you realise you are inheriting our code and our documentation. Good luck with that!"

How archaeologists can use AI to date our ancestors

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Re: An Intelligent and clever guy noticed the reliable repeatability of the pendulum

He not only built the first Time Machine, he invented TikTok too.

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Re: Brings a whole new meaning to...

Don't look my age

(and similar age-related comments).

Lloyd's to exclude certain nation-state attacks from cyber insurance policies

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Re: I live in an area where a flood is damn near impossible

No nearby hydroelectric schemes planned?

The Levelling up which gov keeps on at us about could involve filling in the valleys.

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Perhaps they are annoyed...

...at all these companies saying they were attacked by a Nation-State without evidence.

Cue increase in reports saying "we were hacked by a teenager operating from his/her bedroom."

Ex-HP finance manager jailed after going on $5m spending spree using company plastic

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Re: You can't have 4 other executives approving every executives expenses processed by their PA

4-eyes means 2 people, or one person wearing spectacles.

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Re: it's almost impossible to live with less than 5 to 8 handbags...

I think you misheard. They said 58 handbags.

Janet Jackson music video declared a cybersecurity exploit

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Re: SSDs should not suffer from this due to having no moving parts.

Until someone develops a RowHammer technique.

NASA selects 'full force' for probe into UFOs

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Re: Were there anyone qualified as an expert on the subject

You mean, like David Vincent?

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UAP's

We've had them in UK since 2015, with much bigger funding too.

Google promises to adjust search algorithm to favor 'people-first content'

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Re: My suspicion is that it's not economical for google to return no results

dbgdfgdgdgdfgdgdgdgdgfdggdgdgdgdgdgdgdg

didn't return any results, but I dare say it will once LeReg is next indexed. Along with a list of replacement keyboards courtesy of Amazon... Or maybe helpful articles on training your cat not to sit on your desk.

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Maybe if everyone typed...

Alta Vista into the Search Box they might get the message.

Bring back Alta Vista, as it was originally, none of that yahoo nonsense.

Mouse hiding in cable tray cheesed off its bemused user

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Re: and if you answer "No" they are killed, TOTALLY.

Until the next Microsoft update.

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Re: Oh, you mean "rechargeable" battery have to be manually recharged?

Has anyone invented a wireless mouse where the ball* acts as a dynamo, recharging the mouse?

*Ok, ok, yes I'm old.

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Another idea is putting solar cells on the mouse to recharge the battery. Obv somewhere on the mouse which doesn't get covered up when the user uses it. Ok, maybe not such a 'bright' idea.

Being old I remember sunlight causing big problems with mice not working due to it interfering.

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Re: I was expecting a real mouse, chewing on the cables.

Yes, so was I.

Click Bait.

Ransomware attack on UK water company clouded by confusion

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Re: They still only need to keep a record that the data has been verified

I've worked with companies that need to comply with Anti Money Laundering and other regulatory checks*. Quite simply they are scared that some kind of compliance audit or investigation asks for the underlying proof of existence of data. They balance this risk against the cost of storage and cost of falling foul of GDPR regulations and say "uh oh, let's keep it."

What is needed (with caveats) is a government system-generated hash that proves the underlying document has been eyeballed and this is all that needs to be recorded apart from the textual information contained therein. I know that something like that exists for UK Certificates (the System No. at bottom left), but is everyone that needs to know this aware of it, and can all regulatory bodies unlock that data to double-check it? (Many sources quote the top right hand alpha-numeric code, which is different). Against this, a ne'er-do-well artist can probably hack this data and bluff their way through with it. The GRO System No. is 9 digits long. It must have redundancy checks buit into it to prevent hacks, surely?

These questions, until definitively addressed, mean that staff will cover their backsides by scanning everything they think may be relevant.

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I have a suspicion that the reason that a lot of unencrypted image files are out there is due to the use of databases where, yes, the data is encrypted, but the designers have decided that the storage cost and speed of access of incorporating the image files into the actual database is too great, and instead coded in a url to the image file itself.

*In reality, that is all companies!

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Re: They do, they leak about a quarter of all water they supply.

Might be because any recommendations referring to "cocks" is blocked by their firewalls.

Google blocks third record-breaking DDoS attack in as many months

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Re: 46 million requests per second.

Kennedy's assassination, the death of Diana, Princess of Wales and 9-11 are three randomly selected historical events which, if the internet were at the level it is today, would have arguably stress tested it.

"Legitimate traffic" is a baseline, how much algo traffic would sit on top of that?

I can think of at least three event categories that would send search traffic through the roof.

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46 million requests per second.

Will Google be able to cope with a really big news story?

I mean really big.

I'd better not give examples as they might appear near the top of Google if or when they did occur. Can't have TheReg fending off a DOS of its own can we?

AI chip adds artificial neurons to resistive RAM for use in wearables, drones

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Re: Sexbot

And take the load off the pentesting community.

Epson says ink pad saturation behind 'end of service life' warning on inkjet printers

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Re: You mean you didn't delete those pictures? Blushes

Anyone who was familiar with Canon's TypeStar typewriters should be aware that the ink-film cartridges used on these devices would yield a complete record of whatever was typed while that cartridge was in use, if pulled apart.

Microsoft Azure cloud region settles over desert in Doha, Qatar

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Re: and what happens when the sand gets into the works?

Ideal for isolating malware, etc.

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Re: More data centers in hot desserts.

AKA Suez Pudding.

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re: I'm pretty sure that 24k is an overestimate...

Well one man can spin up 8 disks...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k44uoVm0lPI