Posts by We Haven't Met But You're A Great Fan Of Mine

NetApp puts everything it's got into a hyperconverged box

Re: the most far-reaching innovation announcement?

Should read: the most far-fetched innovation announcement...

Sounds like NetApp are hiring Trump's former advisors.

Server vendor has special help desk for lying, incompetent sysadmins

Re: RE: Support Checklist

Finally ...

-- > The issue gets resolved by vendor support

-- > an email gets send around to thank everybody involved in resolving the problem

-- > the cockroaches come out from underneath the rocks - because they all want to be the messenger of good news and inform the customer that the issue has finally been resolved

Apple tells iPhone court 'the Founders would be appalled' by Feds

Re: Meh...

They'd use the Energy to Power the Super Computer which will crack the encryption.

The leftover will be used to create enough hot air to send government on a year long holiday.

Oracle's old hands are supporting the support n00bs who support you

Frau Farbissina

That lady on the right reminds me of Frau Farbissina in the Austin Powers movies. The woman who yells every word with a german accent.

Feds look left and right for support – and see everyone backing Apple

Re: Ask the NSA

Yes. That would reveal the systematic colloection of all phone conversations and data transfers of US citizens, for later use.

Another conspiracy:

Apple already unlocked the phone like a good US company. Apple needs to save face because they make shitloads of $$$ for the US economy and dont want to endanger sales.

So Cook and FBI put up a little show, so the public has something to get excited about....

Pretty much the same as the US election. Idiots with lots of $$$ put up a side show with their extremist views, filtering out the most of the equal idiot voters - so eventually the guy they really want wins with the remaining votes.

The system where the smaller parties keep the big parties in check won't work anymore, because the smaller parties are the super rich idiots.

NetApp to chop 1,450 staffers from payroll, reveals revenue stumble

Re: Storage market is all struggling

You forgot to mention the:

Macro - Economic - Climate

Let's just say NetApp is struggling a bit more than others....

White House 'deeply disappointed' by Europe outlawing Silicon Valley

"America will go back to the ECJ and tell them in no uncertain terms that if they don't reinstate the safe harbour agreement they will fuck them over like they did to Russia with the cost of Oil. We own the dollar bitches."

Nice Bait ! ;)

NetApp layoffs loom as biz 'operationalizes strategy', 'prioritizes investments'

That's what happens ...

... When you converge a great OS (Ontap 7) with an OS that nobody wants (GX) and an OS that nobody needs (MARS).