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Will I inhale coronavirus at this restaurant? There’s an app for that

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“Killer App”

Risking your life relying on somebody else’s opinions simply because the opinions were put in app-form. Even better if you only knew how ignorant those app-people are, or what fees they charged to ‘clear’ certain restaurants over others.

What if we said you could turn any disk into a multi-boot OS installer for free without touching a single config file?

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Aw man, and I just figured out how to use PLoP bootloader, too.

Oh well.

(Still figuring out how to multiboot Dos 6.22, Win98, WinXP, and Lubuntu *including* the crucial swap partition, all from a single /dev/sda, I do believe I nearly have it sorted!)

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... a coding puzzle and it's a doozy

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I got 50 ⭐️ last year!

I think I cracked the top 1,000 one time only.

I used C#, because who cares!

Microsoft adds Buy Now, Pay Later financing option to Edge – and everyone hates it

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I’m ticked off at Windows 10

... to the point that I don’t care any more, Windows 7 worked just fine, I’m going back to it. I don’t need all this Cracker Jack bs from Microsoft. I don’t care about their declaration that 7 is out of support, that suits me even better.

Smart things are so dumb because they take after their makers. Let's fix that

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Server Error = Cloud Error

Anytime you don’t have complete and total control of something it’s because you either don’t fully own it or somebody is taking liberty with your property (you know, as if they stole it).

I would never buy a Tesla. The hell with that!

Reviving a classic: ThinkPad modder rattles tin to fund new motherboard for 2008's T60 and T61 series of laptops

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How about Toshiba Satellite?

My next-to-new “Y2K” Satellite 2400 sports 3.5” floppy, DVD drive, 3x USB 1.0, and a Pentium 4. It runs everything from Dos 6.22 to Windows XP, and Lubuntu 16.04.

Never mind, it’s perfect as it sits!

Intel audio drivers give Windows 11 the blues and Microsoft Installer borked following security update

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Dos 6.22, Win98SE, and WinXP ?

Vogons called to me from 2013. I’m going back.

https://www.vogons.org/viewtopic.php?t=36857

Survey shows XP lingers on while Windows 11 makes a 0.21% ripple in the enterprise

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But I just got Windows XP yesterday!

I got me my new Toshiba Satellite 2400 and is she ever a beaut: Pentium 4 1.6GHz (180 nm!), 512 Meg DDR, 140 GB hard drive, DVD-rom / CD-RW, 3.5” floppy, wi-fi, 16MB S3 super-savage, V90 56K fax modem, ECP printer port, 3x Universal Serial Bus, infrared port, SD card slot, 2x PC Card slots, 85 key keyboard + 12 function keys, Alps touchpad, RGB monitor port, RCA video port, 1024x768 14.1” TFT LCD.

HANDILY runs Lubuntu 16.04 straight off the live DVD, but why would I toss out Windows XP? How else do you propose I run my Purble Place?

Amazon hasn't launched one internet satellite yet, but it's now planning a fleet of 7,774

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I guess the only way satellite internet latency can be superior to land-based fibre optic is by completely eliminating the fibre optic: both parties communicating have to subscribe to the same satellite internet service.

AI algorithms can help erase bright streaks of internet satellites – but they cannot save astronomy

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Well if you live in the middle of nowhere then what do you want internet for? Seems counter-productive. If you want to talk to your neighbor, guys, hamster radio. Get real.

I contend that any house that can be hooked up to power could also be hooked up to DSL. You just gotta believe!

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I have a philosophy and it goes like this: if you can run power lines to a house, you could also run telephone/DSL service. If you wanted.

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This is the stupidest thing I ever heard. I've seen satellites flying overhead in the night sky, they don't leave streaks like meteorites at all, they just look like any other planet floating by, except you can perceive the motion. You just block out the 'dot' and move on with your observations, it's not like astronomers don't know where each & every satellite is at any moment.

Remember the 'guy in a jetpack' seen flying close to passenger jets? Probably just balloons, says FBI

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It was “Witchie-poo” of the West, astride her “Vroom Broom”

-We know this woman is a witch because she looks like one.

-We know this woman is a witch because she dresses like one.

-We know this woman is a witch because she has a wart.

-We know this woman is a witch because she turned someone into a newt.

-One burns witches.

-One burns wood.

-Witches burn because they are made out of wood.

-Bridges are made of wood.

-However, bridges are multiply realizable. They can be built from stone. [Implied] Building a bridge out of the woman will not determine that she is made of wood.

-Wood floats in water.

-A duck floats in water [bread, apples, very small rocks, cider, gravy, cherries, mud, churches, lead].

-If the woman weighs the same as a duck, then she is made of wood.

-The woman weighs the same as a duck.

-Therefore, the woman is a witch.

New World: Grindy? Check. Repetitive? Check. Fun? We hate to say it... but check

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“ Let me start off by saying that MMORPGs are not typically good games.”

No doubt. But then you may not have ever tried out LORD (Legend Of Red Dragon). Not ‘massively’ multiplayer, more like adequately multiplayer.

Did you know there is an Oculus for Business? Make that 'was' – because Facebook has canned it after two years

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Because it would be too obvious if he renamed facebook as oasis and himself as halliday.

(The oasis makes me too motion sick so I’m out regardless).

Assange psychiatrist misled judge over parentage of his kids, US tells High Court

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Re: Evil

The CIA probably surveiled him fathering those very children with one of their spy satellites. That’s how they got Osama you know, I saw the scene in the dark 30 movie!!

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I’ve been watching some of these police chase videos wherein the cops spot some hapless motorist mistakenly speeding or turn without indicating or missed a stop sign, then discover there are motorists in such despair they will destroy their own car, and anybody’s around them, and risk life and limb in a last-chance desperate bid to evade that $75 levy and attendant social stigma of being forced to admit, “I ran a yellow light.”

So yeah it’s plausible that Assange would drink arsenic to avoid facing responsibility for his actions, in a world where people are ready to die before capitulating to any social requirement of maintaining their auto insurance policy.

Florida man accused of breaking Mastodon's open-source license with botched social network launch

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Why 30 days?

I guess the 30 day period might be part of the published terms. But if not, I’d only give 30 minutes warning. It’s going to court anyway, why not get a jump on things..

BOFH: So you want to have your computer switched out for something faster? It's time to learn from the master

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I heard/suspected manufacturers can cause computers to slow to a crawl as a function of their age since purchased. I have an inkling this can be done by your own computer building an artificially intelligent dossier on you based on its faithfully relentless surveillance of everything you do online.

For example, the PC never stops grinding the hard drive back and forth, all day and all night, even if nobody’s been on it for weeks (like for example you leave it running while you nip away to Hawaii for a soak, you come back, and it’s still crunching away). What the hell is the goddamn thing up to all the time?! is what I’d like to know.

How your phone, laptop, or watch can be tracked by their Bluetooth transmissions

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Hmm the FAA/FCC might be interested in Apple phones not shutting down radio emissions when commanded to do so.

Anyway I think this vulnerability is already widely known for years. Guys like Osama Bin Laden, and other wanted criminals, have long been aware their goose is fried the moment they become associated with a particular cell phone.

Windows 11 Paint: Oh look – rounded corners. And it is prettier... but slightly worse

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Re: Continuing the trend

The bad thing about Windows 10 is the surveillance that they threw in there. It’s going to be worse in 11, because the performance requirements have ratcheted up dramatically. What makes Windows 11 so much more resource intensive to run? It can’t be the OS, it must be the artificially intelligent surveillance.

If anything I’m considering going back to Win7 — less spying.

Computer scientists at University of Edinburgh contemplate courses without 'Alice' and 'Bob'

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It’s never been illegal to be bigoted or prejudiced, or even outright racist, if that’s your thing.

And it’s not just people of specific cultures or races that some people would never consider marrying, either. Some people think nothing of putting up firm barriers about what genders they won’t marry, what age groups they are going to boycott, they won’t marry funny looking people with big noses, or warts, or they had some body part chopped off, or they belong to a cult they don’t like, or they’re afflicted with alcoholism or they drive a rusty Dodge or their farting dog sheds the wrong colour. Or they have a job they don’t like, or they don’t like the right music, or even whether or not that person observes the Oxford Comma.

No matter what descriptive tendency that a person may or may not have that can be imagined, potential spouses are prepared to be discriminating about it!

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They got me in 1993

Back in 1993 we were told we’re no longer allowed to say ‘mailman’ or ‘fireman’ or other gender specific terms. So I’ve been dutifully saying ‘mailperson’ and ‘fireperson’ and such ever since.

Then I find out I’m the only one who bothered...

It has become like an elaborate joke to see who’s gullible enough to believe that speech can be legislated.

(We had a similar thing when Canada went metric, but it was only automobiles and milk jugs and that’s it. Good luck finding a metric measuring tape in Canada, which has been metrified since ‘76 - only gullible people played along.)

Microsoft shows off Office 2021 for consumers ahead of the coming of Windows 11

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Re: Standalone versions need an MS Account

In my opinion all the word processors are pretty much crap. 9x out of 10 I’m just writing a simple cover letter, I always do that in Notepad .txt format for gosh sake, and print to .pdf and there you go.

And I’ll tell you what, I have no qualms about editing those after the fact in vi, for gosh sake.

And you know what I just found I’ve still got installed? Is NoteTab .otl file type, for gosh sake, I’m gonna put all those cover letters into NoteTab.

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Re: artsy UI updates

“But when they DON'T update the UI they get blasted for being behind the times.”

I don’t blast old UI elements for being behind the times, maybe you’re blowing something out of proportion.

People such as myself still use Windows XP in certain circumstances because it’s not abstracted out to the moon like today’s PCs have become.

I also still dig Windows 95, especially the Weezer and Brickell videos.

“What’s with these homies dissing my girl, why do they gotta front?”: indeed.

What if Chrome broke features of the web and Google forgot to tell anyone? Oh wait, that's exactly what happened

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theregister.com No Workee with Lynx

Tried surfing here via Lynx and guess what, links to the individual stories are not rendered.

Sure I can log in to my account, but what's the use if I can't gloat that I'm surfing here via Lynx because your site is borken?

You guys need to shape up pls, you've forced me to activate my copy of Mozilla. Friendly suggestion.

IKEA: Cameras were hidden in the ceiling above warehouse toilets for 'health and safety'

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Replaced with smaller ones

Because the reason for having the cameras hasn't changed, just the awareness of them has changed.

So just delete the awareness and that's the correct solution!

Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou admits lying about Iran deal, gets to go home

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Re: They won't get any traction

"Any admission of guilt through the US 'justice' system's plea bargaining is worth exactly as much as the paper it's written on."

No good point, now that she's free & clear she'll be going back for holidays in California next month.

*droll*

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Re: They won't get any traction

"Would that be the criminal behavior of a Chinese based company based out of Hong Kong using a subsidiary to trade with Iran in contravention of US law? I find it a bit of a stretch to argue that it's criminal."

Well yeah you're 100% absolutely correct, so long as Huawei doesn't have an arm in USA reselling forbidden American technology to Iran. Except that's exactly what they have, so I guess you are therefore wrong.

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"...I expect there to be lawsuits against the US government for their grandstanding..."

What "grandstanding"? I think you just completely glossed over the crimes Huawei has been committing.

You know what, all of a sudden I've become fully in support of AUKUS and nuclear-powered subs for Australia.

Furthermore I think I'm going to buy more Taiwan and less China from now on...

For the nth time, China bans cryptocurrencies

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If only I hadn’t seen through the 2009 con

If I hadn’t seen through the obvious bitcoin con back in 2009, I could have gotten in on it!

Oh, woe is me :)

With just over two weeks to go, Microsoft punts Windows 11 to Release Preview

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Windows 10 will be the last version

https://www.theverge.com/2015/5/7/8568473/windows-10-last-version-of-windows

"Right now we’re releasing Windows 10, and because Windows 10 is the last version of Windows, we’re all still working on Windows 10." That was the message from Microsoft employee Jerry Nixon, a developer evangelist speaking at the company's Ignite conference this week.

Navigating without GPS is one thing – so let's jam it and see what happens to our warship

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War with China becoming more likely

It’s funny you should do this article right now, according to the experts they consulted at 60 Minutes Australia, probably the first thing China will do when they invade Taiwan is to burn down the global GPS system using fricken space lasers.

https://youtu.be/kA2KaEKs1LA

(When GPS quits worldwide — that was our warning.)

How a glitch in the Matrix led to apps potentially exposing encrypted chats

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Glitch in the matrix!

You can build your own matrix for $20.

https://youtu.be/dDPAVFGF7NI

Rumors of satellite-comms-capable iPhone abound. The truth could be rather boring

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Starlink Debunked

Debunked pretty hard, too. 43 minute documentary.

https://youtu.be/2vuMzGhc1cg

Microsoft slaps on some new Paint and previews Windows 11 on Azure

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Rediscovered my PS3

Windows 11 reminds me how when the PS5 came out, and Sony threatened to shut down the PS3 PlayStation store, so I splurged 50c on a MotorStorm avatar image (before they’re pulled). But then I also discovered how thoroughly the PS3 had been hacked and cracked, and there’s some really damn good games to be had for nothing! It’s still a hot-damn system for which they seem to have stopped meddling with, and you know what?

I’ve discovered how much I hate endless software meddling.

To the extent that, goddammit, I’m going back to Windows 7.

I probably don’t need any more software innovation anymore, of any kind.

It all works just fine the way it is!

US watchdog opens probe into Tesla's Autopilot driver assist system after spate of crashes

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Re: A solution looking for a problem

“Windows could drive better.”

Factually, no.

You know why they don’t let Mars explorers go bombing full-tilt around the Martian surface without human oversight at key points?

It’s because computers will always figure out a way to fuck up, that’s how come.

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My quadcopter crashed into the neighbour’s tree and was an embarrassing nuisance. I found out it had inexplicably activated a “flight assist” mode. Anybody remember when 737-Max were overpowering the pilot controls in order to crash into the ground?

Methinks robots are intrinsically unsafe... moreover, this has been a known fact for decades, and still these unregulated robots are thrown into our midst.

Microsoft fiddles with Fluent while the long dark Nightmare of the Print Spooler continues for Windows

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Re: That's it then...

Windows 7 was the best version and even better, they stopped screwing around with it.

I like that!

GitHub picks Friday 13th to kill off password-based Git authentication

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I dislike GitHub anyway

If they’re going to make it even more difficult I’ll just go away.

It’s like trying to access 3D cad models from Tompkins but you have to phone in to set up an account, and the first thing they want is to mail me a credit application. Uh yeah, sure thing, hell no.

You can access all kinds of 3D cad for nothing at McMaster, they don’t even ask who the H you are, or Anything!

In conclusion, I’ve had it with git. I never friigen figgered out their stupid scheme, anyway.

Windows 11: Meet the new OS, same as the old OS (or close enough)

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Re: Windows 11 benefits the to retail channel

I’ve got news for everybody: I haven’t bought a new computer since 2017. I haven’t bought any new software, either.

At last, it’s good enough, I don’t need anything better.

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The best part

The best part of Windows 8,9,10, and 11 is they stopped farting around with the one actually good version, Windows 7.

For that, I am most thankful.

NASA fixes Hubble Space Telescope using backup power supply unit, payload computer

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It’s the CAPACITORS

I bet the backup PSU doesn’t last for very long. I predict it’s gonna need a cap job...

All hands on Steam Deck: Fancy a handheld Linux PC that runs Windows apps, sports a custom AMD Zen APU and a touch screen?

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Just because I love it, doesn’t mean I’m gonna marry it.

Get real, guys.

BOFH: Here in my car I feel safest of all. I can listen to you ... It keeps me stable for days

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Re: Unlike the £1 coin...

Some guy cemented a 2012 nickle on top of a barricade post at the automobile auction, and left it there for years.

I finally noticed it one day and 30 seconds later had it in my pocket!

It's because I've got a POCKET KNIFE and I am an EXTREME CHISELER.

Watch the moment China's Zhurong rover lands on Mars, hear it truckin' for the first time

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Now do Tiananmen Square

"Footage irretrievably lost".

UK artists seek 'luvvie levy' on new gadgets to make up for all the media that consumers access online

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Guilty as charged - I blame FM radio

I never buy any albums and why would I when I can nail the dial to ckua.com?

(and if I wanted I could capture the stream with "total recorder" for time-shift purposes, I guess I could, I never have.)

Hungover Brits declare full English breakfast the solution to all their ills

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FAIL

Choose not to be poisoned?

“Hungover” is a word that means “alcohol poisoning.”

To CAPTCHA or not to CAPTCHA? Gartner analyst says OK — but don’t be robotic about it

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Make them solve an "OPDE"

If you can't solve an ordinary partial differential equation you can't comment on ElReg anymore.

Sorry - I don't invent the rules.

Do you want to become a vulture? Now's your chance to join The Register's news desk

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I abhor “the cloud”

You guys should see if Van Smith would ever talk to you again. He might be able to not abhor “the cloud”.