* Posts by Hairless Biker

26 posts • joined 12 Jan 2015

NASA 'naut to boldly enter pump-up space podule

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Re: Mascot

Time to go sleepy-byes, you worthless piece of garbage!

Oz stargazers serve up interstellar noodles

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Re: You're explanation..

In the words of DEATH...


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You're explanation..

for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

You lose your keys, it's aliens. A picture falls off the wall, it's aliens. That time we used up an entire bog roll in a day, you thought that was aliens, too!


Bigger than Higgs? Boffins see hints of bulbous new Boson

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Re: Boffins

EVERY day is Boffin Day!

Sneaky Microsoft renamed its data slurper before sticking it back in Windows 10

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I'm not one for foul language,,,

but couldn't Microsoft be a little more honest and rename it the 'Connected User Networking Telemetry Service'?

Italian court rules in favour of lunchtime porn viewing

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Re: No Porn At Lunch?

.. but don't inhale?

PIGS IN SPAAAACE: HAMS send porker to 25,927m

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Pigs on the wing!

NASA announcement of MAJOR MARS DISCOVERY imminent: WHAT can it be?

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Re: Alternatively

Alright, Mycho, own up! Who got there first, me or you?

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See above

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Re: Have you heard?

What a swell party this is...

Lawyer brands client 'small penis asshole' before challenging him to a DUEL

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Re: Take the man at his word

...only if the duel can be conducted in this fashion.


NASA sending five-metre THERMO-HAMMER to Mars

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"InSight's mission is planned to last two years."

So what's it going to do for the other 8 years it will actually continue working for?

After #Election2015: How can we save Big Data?

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Big Brother

Stupid, inane article...

or horribly, horribly prescient?

Well YES, Silicon Valley VCs do think you're a CRETIN

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Contents of sugar-puff sandwich duly ejected all over keyboard!

You owe me! (I accept Doge)


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Re: This sums up the problem:

Yep, I still go back to the original System Shock now and again for my FPS kicks. I couldn't handle Doom - the gun motion made me queasy!

V&A Museum shows Guardian's destroyed MacBook as ART

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Re: me

Agreed, computers need love and understanding, and an occasional gentle admonishment when stepping out of line.

Printers, on the other hand... (see icon)

HUGE Aussie asteroid impact sent TREMORS towards the EARTH'S CORE

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Now we know...

where the elephant hit.

Expect the deep level tallows to be contaminated by large quantities of BCBs.

Where's my Wizard's Staff icon?

Nesting falcons interrupt £200m Vodafone 4G mast upgrades

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I feel ever so slightly soiled, as I checked the Torygraph link to confirm that they are referring to Peregrines.

Now, where did I put my jesses...

Microsoft RE-BORKS Windows 7 patch after reboot loop horror

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Re: Office issues this week

Ditto to that, Tezfair. Seems to affect our Access 2003 installs (required for legacy app, natch). Also got 'desktop.ini' shortcut randomly appearing.

Dream job: Sysadmin/F1 pit crew member with Red Bull racing

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Re: Sod moving back to Milton Keynes,...

Oi! Browns Wood is alright! OK, it's not Woughton on the Green, but it's not Netherfield either!

Oi. APPLE fanboi! You with the $10k and pocket on fire! Fancy a WATCH?

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Re: Really?

@Dave 126

You are Sylar, and I'm running away REALLY fast!

Spotty Ceres baffles boffins with bright patches

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As if a billion voices cried out...

Big bright spot is the main aperture, smaller one is the targetting laser.

Don't expect any more communications from Dawn any time soon...

Is it humanly possible to watch Gigli and Battlefield Earth back-to-back?

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Re: I'm treading on really cliché territory...

'Caravan of Courage' is truly dreadful. I've managed to avoid 'Battle for Endor'.

In the meantime, may I kindly draw your attention to 'Showgirls'? THE. WORST. SEX. SCENE. EVA!!!!

Also, no-one's mentioned Red Sonja? Arnie's the best actor in it, and he's outshone by the horses...

I'll build a Hyperloop railgun tube-way in Texas, Elon Musk vows

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Re: The San Francisco peninsular needs this

I'm not so sure. Any time anyone mentions monorails, I get all jittery that someone's going to think it's a good idea to give them AI.

Blaine the Pain, anyone?

Boybanders ONE DIRECTION launch DoS attack on open-source bods

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Re: Babymetal

Ha! Gotcha! Now, for a REAL earworm-fusion of J-pop & Metal, try 'Doki Doki Morning'!

(runs & hides from mob wielding pitchforks)

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Re: Babymetal

Gimme chocolate!!!


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