* Posts by WolfFan

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Your data will get hacked anyway so you might as well give up protecting it

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Re: Zombies

Technically, Jesus.

May I present to you... Lucy Phurr's Imps. Meet Team G (Team D got introed much earlier on; the CEO of Team D likes lawyers... fried, boiled, roasted, on a stick...) http://luciphurrsimps.com/2011/03/29/team-g-03/ And, oh, here's the CEO of Team G: http://luciphurrsimps.com/2011/04/03/team-g-06/ He likes megachurch preachers... fried, boiled, roasted, on a stick... http://luciphurrsimps.com/2011/04/05/team-g-08/

Warning: may cause head explosions among religious nuts.

Ubuntu 17.10: We're coming GNOME! Plenty that's Artful in Aardvark, with a few Wayland wails

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Re: To-do item for v18

No. They absolutely, positively, cannot do that until they've used Mango Maniac or Mango Mussolini.

Boss visited the night shift and found a car in the data centre

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Re: Almost forgot one

The DC at my first job had a hand-printed sign on the door: "Anything left in here without my approval just became mine to use, abuse, and dispose of as I please" and signed by the lead night supervisor. Apparently some people, mostly not from the department, had been storing all kinds of things in the DC. This quickly stopped.

You can yacht be serious: Larry might be planning his own version of America’s Cup

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Feh. If you want to add excitement, and realism, don't use any of these new-build thingies, use real purpose built ships designed to represent their countries in real shenanigans. I propose a meeting between HMS Victory and USS Constellation, winner owns the North Atlantic. Come, cheer up me lads, for 'tis to glory we steer...

Mohawks fling patent infringement sueball at Microsoft and Amazon

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Oh, please. Some people just don't know history. Look up Andrew Jackson and Trail of Tears; hell look up Little Phil Sheridan. Little Phil Quote #1: "I saw a good Indian once. He was dead." Little Phil Quote #2, on being questioned why he allowed troops under his command to kill women and children in Indian villages: "Nits make lice."

I'm pretty damn sure that the Mohawks already know all about the above, and a lot more.

(For fairness, Little Phil also burned down most of the Shenandoah Valley during the Civil War, and as Military Governor of Texas and Louisiana after the war locked up a large number of white politicians, registered blacks to vote, and enforced the laws stating that only registered voters, including the above-mentioned blacks, could be on juries. Or could be elected to public office. For some reason Little Phil was less than loved by palefaces and redskins alike throughout the Confederacy. He didn't care. Little Phil Quote #3: "A crow flying over the Shenandoah would have to carry his own provender.")

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Look who got elected prez. Ask that question again.

It could be worse. It could be Venezuela, or Zimbabwe. Hmm... parts of Alabama and Mississippi actually make Zimbabwe look good... (No, I'm not joking. Go off the main highways and have a look for yourselves. And it ain't just the black parts of those states, either.)

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Re: Patent dark spot

They have sovereign immunity, period. Any Indian tribe recognised by the Feds could do this, the Mohawks just have a rep for being intransigent. Most other tribes just want to sit back and let palefaces scalp themselves buying tax-free liquor or cigarettes, or 'playing games' in casinos, but the Mohawks take a more activist stance.

Seriously, get out the popcorn.

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Time to make sure that your powder's dry

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0031252/

They weren't 'forced to leave the Mohawk valley in the 1700s', they picked the wrong side. Twice. The US was Not Amused. The Canuks have had problems, too. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohawk_people

Time to get out the popcorn.

So the 'Year of Linux' never happened. When is it Chrome OS's turn?

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Re: Linux on the desktop

On the other hand, there are standards for printers (Postscript, PCL etc), you're doing yourself a disservice if you buy a proprietary printer instead of one that supports one of these standards.

Son, every single one of my printers supports Postscript 3 or PCL 5 or 6 or both PS and PCL. usually both. It ain't the basic drivers that's the problem, it's the extras. It's the stuff which was the reason why I bought the printer: playing with colours, playing with page settings, playing with special output. The things not supported by basic drivers. Sure, I can print a nice plain page of text from a Linux machine on my trusty Brother colour laser. I can even print basic colour documents. If I want to do something special, something which demands special handling, the Brother can't do it from Linux... but can from Windows or Mac. I could print to PostScript and screw with the PS file and then send that to the printer from Linux, but why would I do that when I can get exactly what I want, with no special messing about, from Mac or Windows?

on a similar note, yes, I can do basic scanning, again to Brother devices, from Linux... but to do the fancy stuff, I need to go to Mac or Windows, using the exact same device, because those features are simply not available for the devices I use under Linux. They may well be available for other devices, but the ones I have work and I'm not going to junk them to move to Linux.

YMMV.

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Re: 'But the public didn't bite '

"Some of us actually need to exchange files with people who use MS Office; LibreOffice is NOT capable of doing 100% accurate round trips."

Don't you mean MS Office is NOT capable of doing 100% accurate round trips? Office users don't actually notice that the problem might lie with their software. They've been habituated to the need to keep updating Office because their old version wouldn't read, let alone round trip, a file written by a newer version.

No, I mean that LibreOffice has a problem with .DOC and .DOCX files. If I send a DOC or DOCX file generated in Word to a user using LibreOffice and s/he sends it back, there will be problems unless the file is very simple. If I send a .DOC file generated in Pages (Pages can't export .DOCX, or at least couldn't the last time I checked) to the same user, and they send it back, the same problems show up. If I send a .DOC or .DOCX from Word to someone using Pages and they send it back, then the problems evident from a LibreOffice document aren't there. There might be other problems, mostly because .DOC doesn't support some features that .DOCX does, and Pages won't generate .DOCX, but not the ones that LibreOffice has. Pages can and does round-trip .DOC files without much trouble. This was not always the case, but people complained to Apple and they fixed the problems. (They still haven't bothered to fix things so that Pages will export .DOCX, at least not in versions of Pages in use around here, but you can't have everything.) It's not Word. It's LibreOffice. Unless, of course, you want to believe that Apple and Microsoft have generated the exact same problems in Pages and Word.

And, of course, it is perfectly possible to use Word on a Mac, so that round-trip problems are minimized. There were still a few, of course; Word 2008 for Mac (the Mac version of Word 2007) notoriously had problems sending files to Word 2010, but that was fixed with Word 2011 for Mac, the Mac version of Word 2010. Microsoft didn't bother ship Mac versions of Office 2013, so there were some problems due to features that Office 2013 had that Office 2011 for Mac didn't. That has been resolved with Office 2016, shipping for both Mac and Windows. I haven't seen any round-trip problems between Office versions on Mac and Windows since.

Somehow Pages and Word, and Keynote and PowerPoint, and even Numbers (ugh) and Excel can round-trip files which LibreOffice has problems with. Like it or not, it's not MS Office which has the problem.

And, oh, yes... the latest versions of Office still read Office 97-2003 files, so they're compatible with twenty year old files. There's a (free!) extension on Microsoft's site which will allow Office 2003 to read Office 2007 files; it's not perfect, but it works. Most of the time. And the users of newer versions of Office can just save the files in Office 87-2003 formats, eliminating the problem at a stroke. I have people running Vista systems and Office 2003. And elderly Macs and Office 2004. They can still send and receive files to and from users running Office 2016.

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Re: 'But the public didn't bite '

"I'd put more blame on Redmond, with their restrictive licencing practices if vendors install other OSs."

Again, doesn't really stand up to scrutiny that well, given that you could buy Linux-based equipment fairly easily from fairly early on in the server room. The OEMs signed those agreements with Microsoft because there wasn't much demand for anything else, so they weren't losing much business by agreeing to it.

It's worse than that, actually... Apple still lives, showing that it is possible to build desktop systems which do not ship with Windows and that ordinary people will buy. (No, it's not 'hipsters' or such, it's people who don't want Windows and do want something which actually works and which has hardware and software support.) And, more importantly, there were those who wanted to build Mac-like systems without paying the 'Apple tax'. See further Psystar (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psystar_Corporation) and Mac clones (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macintosh_clone) and hackintoshes (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OSx86). People will go to a lot of trouble to get something which behaves like a Mac... when they could get a Linux box with much less hassle, especially if they're building hackintoshes. And then there are all those 'hobbyists' who hand build systems. Many, including myself, build systems from scratch... and then put Windows on them. Not because we love Microsoft, most, including myself, don't. Rather, we put Windows on the hand-built machines 'cause we need to actually do stuff. Linux acceptance has been hamstrung by its problems with software and hardware compatibility. Some of us actually need to exchange files with people who use MS Office; LibreOffice is NOT capable of doing 100% accurate round trips. It's not acceptable to have to tweak the files to remove, ahem, artifacts. (Tables. Every single time I've built a complex table using LibreOffice I've had to spend time rebuilding it in Word. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. This means that I've stopped even trying. There are other problems, but tables are the deal-breaker, I spend far too much time building them, I'm not doing it twice. Simple tables work, but complex ones...) Some of us want to play the occasional game. Some of us want to print things, some want to scan things... Go ahead, find a colour laser multifunction device which has Linux drivers for both printing and scanning. (Don't even think about faxing, apparently such ancient tech isn't allowed near penguins.) There are very few of them, and mostly they have 'Brother' in their names. You can, should you wish, replace 'laser' with 'inkjet' and try again. Good luck. Look up just plain printers, or just plain scanners. There just aren't many which work with Linux.

The fact that no un-MS-chained desktop vendor sprang up and rose to dominate the market by selling Linux boxes pretty much clinches this one - if being locked into a license deal with Microsoft was such a big disadvantage in the marketplace, then it would have shown (and, again, did in the server room, with the likes of Netapp and VMWare arising selling Linux-based equipment and ignoring MS altogether). Instead, no-one really suffered for it, while people who did try to put together a Linux desktop or laptop found sales never rose high enough to achieve economies of scale.

Again... the fact that there were Mac clones and that people still build hackintoshes underlines this point. Mac clones made money for their vendors in the days when Apple's marketshare was a lot lower than it is now. Vendors (except for Psystar, who suffered for it) paid Apple fees to use Apple's OS, and still made money. The users don't want Linux, or at least don't want it badly enough to exert themselves to get it... unless it's hidden from sight. Android is Linux. Users love Android. But they don't know, and don't care, that they're getting Linux systems, they think that they're getting smart phones and tablets which have software and hardware support because Google has decreed that this be so. If desktop Linux had the software and hardware support that Android does, there would be a lot more users. It doesn't, so there isn't. And won't be.

There was neither a demand for Linux in the desktop space, nor the need for it. For the vast majority of users, Windows was familiar (because they used it at work) and relatively straightforward (particularly in the early days, when installing Linux was a ten hour process of picking between a seemingly endless variety of things that did the same task - often ones that the average user did not understand or care about). Linux evangelists continuously ignored that, and assumed everyone delighted in picking between GNOME and KDE, or reading unless forum debates over the best bootstrapper. It's great for performance computer people - i.e., El Reg readers, supercomputer builders and IT nerds - but just annoying complexity for the average punter.

When I'm at home I want stuff to Just Work. I wrestle with computers enough at work. That is why I have Macs, and some Windows systems which I have tamed. I don't need to spend lots of time configuring my systems. I don't need to care about Unity or whatever. I don't need to be concerned about systemd. And, as Linux systems won't run MS Office, or Photoshop, or iTunes (even if iTunes for Windows is the single most evil application ever created) then not only would I have to wrestle with them to get them set up, I'd have to wrestle some more to get the things I want to do done... and then I wouldn't be able to play a game to relax.

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Linux on the desktop

I have Linux (and Windows) servers. I have Windows (and Mac) clients. I do not have Linux clients. I've personally put Linux on machines at home, usually in a second partition; I find that I rarely boot into the second partition. Linux makes sense as a server OS. It makes less sense as a client OS. The reason why is simple: compatibility.

The vast majority of the applications I must support at work have Windows (and usually Mac) versions, but no Linux versions. That would be why I don't, why I can't, have Linux desktops right there: they can't do the job required. A large segment of the hardware I must support at work have Windows-only drivers; they will work on Macs if I install Parallels or VMWare. They are a pain to make work on Linux. Once again, Linux simply can't do the job required. No, we are not getting rid of our (in many cases, very expensive) applications and replacing them with Linux-based applications, even if there were Linux-based applications which would do the job, which in many cases there are not; the training and associated costs alone would dwarf any savings from making the switch. No, we are not getting rid of our (in many cases, very expensive) hardware and replacing them with hardware with Linux drivers; in many cases there are no such hardware available, not at any price.

The applications I run at home have Windows and Mac versions, but, as in the office, rarely if ever have Linux versions. (Go on. Find a Linux version of pretty much any major game. LibreOffice simply is not MS Office. The GIMP is not Photoshop.) I have several printers and scanners. Two of them have 'official' Linux drivers, in that I can search the vendor's site (HP) and get unsupported drivers. Others can be made to work by doing things like taking drivers intended for Apple's CUPS and playing with them. Others, including all of the scanners, just don't work. It's possible that I could find a scanner which works in Linux; it's certain that I'm not going to junk my working scanners, one of which I've had for more than a decade, to get one which works with Linux. Especially when the software I use to play with the scans I get from the scanner doesn't work with Linux, and, to repeat, the GIMP ain't Photoshop.

Android on the desktop might be better; MS has a version of Office which works in Android. It'd be interesting to see if it worked on the Android desktop. Hardware would still be a problem. Some scanners have Android support; my ancient flatbed is not one of them. Chrome, as it is currently, is a non-starter. No application support, no hardware support.

Sorry, but there it is.

Please replace the sword, says owner of now-hollow stone

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Re: ruling overlords

Too late, Mrs. May is already in Downing St.

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-wales-35138218/the-mabinogion-meet-wales-monsters-and-mythical-beasts

Warning:: the Beeb still wants Flash, the boobs.

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Re: If he really doesn't want it to go walkabout...

No need for all that, just use some epoxy. And maybe rig an alarm so it goes off once the sword is pulled more than half-way out.

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Re: "Lady of the Mercians"

which one? And where's Lancelot?

Argh, my loafer just fell down the rope ladder! Yes, I'm in the Microsoft treehouse

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Re: Fresh air won't fix pissing your Integrity away

No, right from the outset they were a marketing business. The software, apart from a few trivial bits, was bought in (or ripped off) even from the earliest days.

Really, the level of Microsoft hate is.... just silly. Bill Gates' first claim to fame was writing a BASIC interpreter. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altair_BASIC It was the very first product that Microsoft (the Micro-Soft) ever made. No, he didn't copy it. He didn't market it to any extent. He did complain about piracy... As it was BillG's BASIC which brought Microsoft to IBM's attention (it shipped as GWBASIC with the IBM PC) and that led to his getting the deal for DOS, I'd say that his adventures in BASIC were decidedly non-trivial, and I invite others to point out where he bought it, or ripped it off. He did buy DOS. (No, he didn't steal it, he was just a lot smarter than the original developer and knew things that the dev didn't.) He didn't rip off Windows from Xerox, either; he, like Jobs at Apple, merely hired away people that senior Xerox management didn't care enough about to make them sign no-competes or NDAs. Again, he was smarter and knew things that others didn't. Their loss, his gain. (Senior Xerox management encountered a bit of turbulence and took a golden parachute; their successors, later, much later, attempted to sue both Apple and Microsoft. The lack of any legal agreements whatsoever with the guys Apple and Microsoft had hired away killed their case. Xerox management was criminally stupid.)

BillG was smart, and lucky, very, very, very lucky... and then he did marketing. But not at first. At first he was only smart and lucky.

Storms blow away 2017 Solar Challenge field

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Re: Much better....

Only if Mr. Farthingwaite-Jones allows it. He has the patent.

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We'll never get solar there if we don't travel the pot hole filled path that leads there.

I doubt that you'll ever get solar there, period. I doubt this because of physics. The solar constant, the average energy density delivered by the Sun at 1 AU, using all frequencies, not just visible light or near infrared, is 1.36 kW/m^2. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_constant) This means that if you had something which was 100% efficient and was hanging in orbit outside of the Earth's atmosphere, you would get 1.36 kW out of each square metre of whatever you use to generate power. (photovoltiacs, solar steam, other heat engine, whatever, I don't care what tech you use, the MAX you can get is 1.36 kW per square metre. There ain't no more.) You are NOT going to get 1.36 kW at the Earth's surface, the atmosphere will gulp a lot of that, the exact percentage varying dependent on atmospheric conditions, altitude, and a host of other factors. You are NOT going to get 100% efficiency; the record is, last I heard, 46%, and most commercial photovoltaics get under 18%. Let's be optimistic and say 25%; that 1.36 kW which you aren't going to get is really 340 W which you aren't going to get. That's half a fucking horsepower. That means that to have an engine as powerful as a bloody 5 hp lawnmower engine you will need TEN BLOODY SQUARE METRES OF WHATEVER YOU USE TO COLLECT SOLAR ENERGY. (That's 3.4 kW or so...) Actually, more than that. It gets worse. You have to store power for use when it's dark or rainy or whatever, so you need a lot more collection area to power the batteries you're going to need. My car, a Toyota, is 4.5 metres long, bumper-to-bumper, and 1.8 metres wide, max. If it was a perfect rectangle, which it's not, it would have a 8.1 square metre topside surface area... including the glass bits at front, back, and sides that I need to use to see out of. It has an engine which develops in excess of 140 kW. So the solar cells would require something bigger than my Toyota, but having 2.4% of the power. It ain't gonna go very far, and it ain't gonna go very fast. Hill climbing? What's that?

I have not calculated the weight of the solar collector, or of the system needed to align the collector for best efficiency (no alignment? Cool. Cut another 15-25% off of the power you can collect...) or of the batteries or of, well, anything. All I have considered is how big it would have to be to produce power, unless there's some magic pixie dust which will multiply the solar constant.

Putting solar collectors on cars will never be practical, according to physics, unless someone can show me where my calculations are incorrect. It might work if you put the solar collectors at home base, and put a lot of batteries in the car and charged them that way, but having solar collectors on a vehicle will result in having impractical toys, nothing more.

It's not a Wright Bros-Spit-Concorde thing; physics says that you have 1.36 kW/m^2 to play with. Max. Count on having less, often a lot less. Aircraft have no similar limitation. Even if you somehow magically get 100% conversion (good luck with that...) that would bring the size of the collector needed for a 5 hp motor to 2.5 square metres. If the entire topside surface area of my Toyota was solar collectors, and if those collectors were 100% efficient, that would be a 16 hp (12 kW) motor, less than a tenth the power of the one in the Toyota right now. The Toyota is not the most nippy machine ever made. A solar-powered car would be considerably less nippy.

Sorry, but solar cars are not practical, and will never be practical, unless you can repeal physics.

I invite those who like solar cars to point out errors in my calculations.

Night out in London tonight: Beer, Reg and platform wars

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Re: We have been here before ...

Yeah, it's amazing how, with the technology of the time, they could get to Oceania, or wherever England happens to be.

England is lost, lost, LOST out in the North Atlantic, utterly cut off from civilization (and France). Soon the schools will be teaching hapless students such spellings as 'color' and 'center' as England drifts slowly, slowly, into the reach of the Dread Continent. T. May Not will be revealed to be the vile socialist that she really is, as will Lizzy Saxe-Coberg-Gotha. Charlie Saxe-Coberg-Gotha will actually have to get a job. It will be determined that, contrary to long-standing public belief, Anne Saxe-Coberg-Gotha really is almost as smart as her horse. Almost. And the US National Real Football Team will inherit a lot of English footie players... and will still lose to Trinidad and crash out of World Cup qualification.

Scotland, on the other hand, will stay right where it is.

It's Patch Blues-day: Bad October Windows updates trigger BSODs

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Re: BSOD

I wouldn't mind the Fluffy Kitten Of Death screen nearly so much.

You mean this screen?

http://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/File:Cat_w-machine_gun.jpg

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Re: Engineering 101

a 'cheap' steel (upside down) U shape thingy

Yeah that dosent sound too much to ask. But if it is , you could achieve the same with a chain strung across the road at that height with dangly noisy things on it , or , at a push , a sign displaying max height.

None of that will help. Google 'low bridge fail' for lots and lots and lots of examples.

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ach <censored> Microsoft, ye are a bunch o' <censored>

you need to have a proper Far North Scotland accent to say that properly. Usually while gazing longingly at the claidheamh-mòr hanging on the wall.

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Woof, woof, woof... awooooooo

I suspect it might have been along the lines of "I like the smell of these - I'll eat them first" kind of a lick.

Yes.

Oz military megahack: When crappy defence contractor cybersecurity 'isn't uncommon', surely alarm bells ring?

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Re: Relax ..

it is not as if Australia was a major military ally and NATO member

SEATO and ANZUS, not NATO. SEATO's dead and has been for 40 years, but ANZUS lives on, despite New Zealand's best efforts.

It should be remembered that Australia and South Korea sent troops to Vietnam to support the US. Indeed, the RoK Marines in Vietnam established a reputation somewhat similar to that enjoyed by the Waffen-SS in Russia and the Australian SAS weren't exactly namby-pamby either. https://www.quora.com/Were-ROK-troops-scary-in-the-Vietnam-war http://theaustraliansas.com/

Apple's iPhone X won't experience the joy of 6...

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percentages, what are they good for? Absolutely nothing

The percentages can be deceptive just as a 5% bonus for the boss is worth a lot more than a 5% bonus for a person working at the coal face. That 5% increase could mean a bigger increase in absolute term that the 20% when the user base was smaller. Analysts, what are they good for?

I am reminded of a proud boast from the Soviet Union in its early days. They had, they said, increased steel production 100% in the last year. It was true. The year before they had one (modern, they had inherited quite a few badly run junk heaps from the Tsars) steel mill. That year they they added a second. Production did, indeed, double. (Given the relative sizes of the two mills it should have at least tripled, but let's not quibble.) And they really did double their steel production, year on year, for over a decade after that. It still took them a while to catch up to the steel production of, say, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, because they were starting from such a low base.

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Re: So sales will still rise

The article also says that Apple already has a large userbase and there isn't much room for expansion... But with only 13%-16% market share, that seems like a lot of room for expansion to me... :-S

The market share, depending on how you measure it and who is doing the measuring, might be as much as 25% or as little as 15%. The wide variance is why I pay zero attention to market share figures. A substantial part of the 75-85% who don't have Apple devices are people who buy cheap phones for any of several reasons (they're poor and can't afford expensive phones, they're cheap and don't want expensive phones) and more are people who wouldn't buy Apple phones at any price for ideological reasons. (A quick glance at El Reg's comments forum should reveal some of those people) As Apple does make expensive phones, and as Apple does have an substantial profit margin on those expensive phones, Apple probably doesn't care. The margins on cheap phones aren't good. Apple aims their phones at those who can afford them, and Apple has a substantial fraction of that market. Expanding that market in the face of opposition from Samsung and the other major player's efforts at the top end is not a trivial exercise.

'Israel hacked Kaspersky and caught Russian spies using AV tool to harvest NSA exploits'

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This doesn't happen if you have an adblocker turned on. Indeed, the specific reason why I have an adblocker is because of a particular ad right here on El Reg. (It was full screen. It danced. It pranced. I killed it with fire and shot it a few times to make sure it was dead.)

New coding language Fetlang's syntax designed to read like 'poorly written erotica'

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Re: Idiots in the IT field.. too many in the last few years...

Somebody accidentally uninstalled their sense of humour this morning...

It wasn't an accident, and it wasn't this morning. He had it surgically removed quite some time ago.

Blade Runner 2049 review: Scott's vision versus Villeneuve's skill

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Re: Another awful reboot like Prometheus...

ok, i'll bite, Joerg — what recent-ish movies do you consider worth your while?

From the looks of his rant, Galaxina is about his speed. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080771/

Blade Runner 2049: Back to the Future – the movies that showed us what's to come

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They also missed the idea of smart weapons. A photon torpedo basically fired into one direction and hoped it hit, no basic homing ability at all.

not quite right. In Star Trek VI they had photon torps home on the Bird of Prey with the advanced cloak which could fire when cloaked. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9fFzRd7VM There were a few other examples. Now, the quantum torpedoes used by, for example, Defiant, those were unguided.

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Re: Edge of Tomorrow

Tom Cruise... dead...

I think that you mean 'Tom Cruise, dead, lots and lots and lots of times.' My fav TC film, because HE DIES LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF TIMES. Kill him again, Emily.

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Re: Mad Max

Mad Max isn't SciFi is it? I thought it was just a documentary about Australia?

Not nearly enough venomous animals and plants for that. And the local humans are much too polite, gentle, calm, and reserved, and drive with far to much consideration for fellow road users. (Anyone who doubts this has not seen Sydney traffic on a weekday morning. It's not quite Mexico City or (shudder) Paris, but it's definitely well past Los Angeles.)

2019: The year that Microsoft quits Surface hardware

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Amount of Surface / Surface books I've seen in use recently - loads

Amount of ipad Pro's I've seen in use ever? - none.

Interesting. Where do you live? I've seen some Surface systems. Not many, but some. I've also seen some iPad Pros. Again, not many... but at least twice as many as I've seen Surface systems. The vast majority of tablets in active use around here are various non-Pro iPads and assorted Samsung tablets. Those two categories account for more than 90% of the tablets in use around here. YMMV.

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Re: Isn't it obvious

She's an artist and wanted it for running things like Adobe Illustrator on the go -- something no Apple tablet can do

You can most definitely use the Affinity stuff (Photo right now, Designer before the end of the year, others later) on an iPad Pro. https://affinity.serif.com/en-us/

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Re: Isn't it obvious

And not wanting patches to be applied at the coffee shop - I'd suggest going to Settings -> Updates & Security -> Windows Update and click the "Change active hours" link.

And this kind of thing is a major reason why I'm seriously considering getting a MacBook Pro to replace my current Windows laptop. Apple has automatic updates, too... but Apple notifies you that you have updates. If you ignore the notification, or if you click on the 'do it later' button, it waits until _you_ want to update. (You could turn 'background updates' on; then it will silently download the update, at very low priority, and only if you're not on a 'metered connection', and will install the update only when you tell it to.) Apple doesn't insist on your updating. They don't grab your connection and use up your bandwidth without first asking for and getting permission. They don't force you to restart without warning (the install will state that there will need to be a restart before it starts, and will give you the option to install at a more convenient time) and for some updates don't force you to restart at all. Microsoft has been quite irritating wrt updates for quite a long time. I foresee a future where I have an Apple laptop, and have Windows in a VM which has zero network connections on that laptop. I just have to save up enough cash to buy the damn thing. Given that a Surface laptop equivalent to a MacBook Pro would cost close to if not more what a MBP costs, and given that the Surface will be lumbered with Windows update nonsense, it is quite unlikely that I will ever buy a Surface.

Mattel's Internet-of-kiddies'-Things Aristotle canned before release

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I was thinking more along the lines of having someone follow the Mango Mussolini and Little Kim around.

Mozilla extends, and ends, Firefox support for Windows XP and Vista

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Re: Dead as a doorhinge

That's why XP still has around 5% market share which appears to be comparable to desktop Linux and Mac combined.

Err... no. XP may/may not have 5% of the market, but Macs have somewhere from 8 to 12% depending on who's doing the counting and how. (for extra snark, there be those who would go as low as 3%, for 'desktop games' and as high as 26%, for 'application development, so there's a lot of fudge-factor in 'marketshare' numbers.) Linux, all distros, has on the order of 1-2%, or, if you want to be equally snarky, close to 0% for desktop games and at least 24% for development. (XP has 0.4% for development, and 'too small to be statistically significant' for games.) No matter how you slice it XP doesn't have as much market share as Macs and Linux combined. Sorry, Jason, but them's the numbers.

Oath-my-God: THREE! BILLION! Yahoo! accounts! hacked! in! 2013! – not! 'just!' 1bn!

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Re: How did they get to 3 billion accounts?

At one time Yahoo provided email services to AT&T and all AT&T email accounts were directed to Yahoo - I'm sure that's changed now but when the accounts were migrated did anyone change their passwords?

Ah... no. Yahoo still provides email services to AT&T, despite now being owned by Verizon. AT&T's level of incompetence is approached only by Comcast, Times-Warner, BT, Verizon and Sprint, and exceeded only by Yahoo and perhaps Talk-Talk. Hmm. Wait. Yahoo is now part of Verizon. Oh, my.

Computers4Christians miraculously appears on Ubuntu wiki

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Good luck finding your porn if you use Bible.cc as a search engine...

Oh, I don't know about that. There's some nice stuff in the Bible. Sex, some of it including incest and even bestiality, and assorted fetishes with hair, chains, whips, clothes with lots of colours... something for everyone, actually.

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Re: @Pompus Git

What's the name of this atheist equivalent of The Salvation Army?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A9decins_Sans_Fronti%C3%A8res

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Re: Time to switch to BSD

Feh. Wrong gender. http://freebsd-image-gallery.netcode.pl/_daemonette/FreeBSD-tan___by_captainslug.jpg or perhaps http://freebsd-image-gallery.netcode.pl/_daemonette/devilgirl.jpg

If you're gonna annoy the bible-thumpers, really annoy the bible-thumpers.

Apple Mac fans told: Something smells EFI in your firmware

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Hmmm

Old page on Apple's site:

https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT201518

this seems to list an awful lot of EFI updates. It's no longer updated, though. However, there is this:

https://www.macobserver.com/news/macos-high-sierra-performs-efi-security-check/

It seems that if you install High Sierra, you will get a system which checks your EFI and updates it if necessary. Furthermore, HS will, apparently, check your EFI on a weekly basis. Those who can't or won't update to HS may want to have a look at the Apple support page referenced earlier.

Ex-sperm-inate! Sam the sex-droid 'heavily soiled' in randy nerd rampage

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old news...

http://www.hirezfox.com/21cf/d/20110725.html

Jack Black, hardware engineer and fox, gets stuck on Chinese space station fixing 'ernai'. And installs, umm, 'point defence'

http://www.hirezfox.com/21cf/d/20110808.html

I think that Samantha needs something similar.

EasyJet: We'll have electric airliners within the next decade

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Re: Small steps...

If you want to travel to America walking into the sea at Lands End is a small step in the right direction.

Oy! There's enough problems over here as it is, we don't need any more! Keep him! Or at least swap him for He Who Tweets!

Burglary, robbery, kidnapping and a shoot-out over… a domain name?!

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Re: If the alleged 'intermediary'..

Is he still on your property? Shoot him.

Is he still twitching? Shoot him.

Does your gun still have bullets in the magazine? Shoot him.

In many (most? I have no idea) 'Castle Doctrine' states you can keep shooting so long as the intruder is, in your opinion, still a threat (still on your property or close to your property and still breathing) and as long as you still have ammo. Re-loading is a no-no, at least in some states (not Florida, one guy had a 17-round mag in his pistol and shot another guy 31 times. Walked). Now you know why pistols with 12-, 13-, 15-, or even 19-round magazines are popular.

Seriously. "The statute makes no exception from immunity when the victim is in retreat at the time the defensive force is employed." http://www.tampabay.com/stand-your-ground-law/cases/case_104

macOS High Sierra more like 'Cry Sierra' for Mac-wielding beta testers

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Re: Does anyone really....

You get APFS only if you have a SSD. The release version of 10.13 won't boot from a SSD formatted HFS+, and also won't boot from a spinning drive or a Fusion drive formatted APFS. The installer automatically updates SSDs to APFS and automatically does NOT update spinning drives or Fusion drives to APFS, and refuses to install on a spinning or Fusion drive already formatted APFS. You get to reformat. Good luck with that, you'll need a bootable USB device with the 10.13 installer, and a complete backup, as the version of Disk Utility which ships with older versions of macOS makes a dog's dinner of APFS-formatted drives.

Chinese smartphone cable-maker chucks sueball at Apple

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Please don't say things like that. Exporting Mike Pence to anywhere except perhaps North Korea, which deserves him, would be an act of war.

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Re: So they don't want to register, eh?

Oh, really? Depending on where I get them, official Apple cables cost between US$10 and US$15 here. Cheap cables cost between US$3 and US$10. And the cables I buy don't:

fray into uselessness

die unexpectedly

die unexpectedly and take the device with them

stop working unexpectedly

stop being able to transfer data, though working to charge a device

I have seen cheap USB-to-old-30-pin and USB-to-Lightning cables develop such faults, especially the last one, often within a few months of purchase. (My personal record for a cable showing a fault is 57 days from first use. Seriously, it didn't last even two months. Yes, it only cost $3, but when I can get a Real Apple Cable for $10 and it lasts two years and still works, no end in sight...) Official Apple cables tend to last much longer. It is more economic, around here at least, to buy an official Apple cable which will last years than to buy multiple cheap cables which last months each. I currently have the original, shipped in the box, cables for the iDevices I've most recently purchased, plus the original, shipped in the box, for iDevices I no longer own, plus a few cables I've bought separate. I have the original Apple chargers plugged into wall sockets and original Apple cables plugged into them, for charge iDevices at home, plus car chargers with original Apple cables and 3rd-party chargers with original Apple cables for use in the car or the office. I used to have 3rd-party cables, before I did the math and saw how much I was spending on them. YMMV.

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Re: erm

Money talks.

Why is it that geeks' favourite enemies are... other geeks?

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Alien

Feh

Y'all didn't mention the four-cornered fight between adherents of the Star Dreck, Star Whores, Babbling 5, and Cattlecar Galactritrash religions.