* Posts by Little Mouse

1449 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Dec 2014

POO-bomber space station 'nauts swap orbiter for rural Kazakhstan

Little Mouse

There have been some great views of the ISS flying overhead this past week.

I managed to take a couple of hand-held snaps as it flew by. Even with a cheapy 3rd-party 400mm lens, you can still make out the basic shape of the craft.

Next time I'll be ready with the tripod. Next time....

If hackers can spy on you all then so should we – US Senator logic

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It sounds to me...

...like this guy wants to fix the leaky boat - by drilling a giant hole in it.

Trustwave: Here's how to earn $84,000 A MONTH as a blackhat

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Coat

Plus, the article only refers to pre-tax figures.

TERROR in ORBIT: Dodgy rocket burp biffs International Space Station off track

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True "Big Red Button" story....

I worked in a datacentre where the Big-Red-DoNotTouch-Button was right next to the light switch.

Sadly, no one EVER pressed it by mistake, so whilst this is a true story, it's not a particularly interesting one...

Little Mouse
Boffin

Re: Inspiration for the new TV show, ISS 1999!

If I know my Sci-Fi, the ISS is almost definitely now on a collision course with Mars / Venus / the Sun / the Moon (take your pick).

And a deadly space organism will probably have hitched a ride too.

Glass door to the ancient past FOUND ON MARS

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Fingers crossed

I'm hoping for trapped parasitic martian mosquito-esque organisms within the soon-to-be-discovered glass, still containing the martian DNA (or equivalent) of the mighty beasts that no doubt used to wander the red plains in vast herds / packs.

Use SDN to smash tier one 'oligarchy', hacker says

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So it's Software-Defined-Storage, bad ("pseudo-sophisticated marketing bollocks"). Software-Defined-Networks, good ("Cool")?

Sometimes I think I'm getting too old for this game.

Russia copies EU commissars with own right to be forgotten law

Little Mouse

How about a "Right to NOT be forgotten"...

...for when you notice that you've been mysteriously airbrushed from Glorious History of Soviet Nation?

HP will stomp EMC's disks into the dust, babble storage mystics

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WTF?

I couldn't help but notice that this article was headed by a nice large picture of a horse race.

I've said it before that I'm generally no slouch when it comes to obscure references, but you've got me well and truly stumped there.

The watts in a box that kept West London's lights on

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Re: "Either Colin is the worlds oldest Gerbil..."

Some misguided parents like to prevent childhood heartache by quietly replacing dead pets before the youngsters notice....

Luckily for me my hamster has kept going for over 40 years, so my family has never had to indulge in such subterfuge.

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Terminator

Re: Solution? RBMPG (Rodentia Based Micro Power Generation)

Or better still, a network (or matrix, if you will) of people. The power output of each person being the equivalent a single C-type Duracell battery.

Mind you, you'd need to come up with some kind of distraction to keep them occupied....

ROBOTS in sinister public-relations push ahead of coming WAR ON HUMANS

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Where was the test site? Hatton Garden?

"drive a car to the test site, open a door, cross rubble, go up some stairs, cut through a wall, open an industrial rotary valve, and perform a mystery task"

Though they appear to have missed "Abseil down lift shaft" off the list.

Chips can kill: Official

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Boffin

Antioxidants?

Perhaps first dunking the chips in some kind of tomato-derived product could help offset some of the damage?

Closet Queens, Quicksand and Book of Numbers

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Coffee/keyboard

"Joshua Cohen, like many mediocrities seems intent on displaying his intellect, but has no great eye, poor editing skills and is unable to fashion a coherent whole. Book of Numbers reads like a first draft, or a bad case of logorrhoea... an unedited stream of crapulence."

Sweeeet. I wanna be a critic too! Where do I sign up?

Fire, flood and vomit: Defeating the Great White Whale of Fail

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"Whatever happened to DR services?"

I suspect that they may have fallen out of favour a tad following some bad publicity some years back.

Back in the day they'd typically rent out the same bit of office space to more than one company. That's fine if your disaster is a localised issue and no-one else needs their services at the same time as you, but if lots of companies suffer a disaster simultaneously, as happened in the City a few years ago, paying customers get left high and dry.

Little Mouse

Nice article, although I can't say I agree with the idea of "encouraging" sick people to continue working whilst at home. If you're going to be sick, do it properly. Put your feet up and get better quickly, rather than soldier on and drag it out.

That said, every office I've worked in has at least one sickness martyr who thinks they're doing the business a huge favour by coming in even when they clearly should have stayed at home, merrily spraying their infectious droplets over all and sundry, completely oblivious to the Paddington-Bear stares they get from their soon-to-be-infected colleagues.

ICANN speak clearly now .gay has gone – Council of Europe

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Coat

"ICANN, as a private non-profit corporation, should respect international human rights law"

I'm confused. Is it the private, "for-profit" corporations that don't have to respect the law, or the public non-profit ones?

Or both?

Freeparking web hosting services go TITSUP after migration

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Facepalm

"El Reg has contacted Freeparking for further comment"

For a guaranteed response you should have raised a ticket.....

ESA shortlists three medium-sized missions for 2025 launch

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Childcatcher

So it's Thor vs Ariel then?

That's one crossover movie I don't want to see.

FBI: Apple and Google are helping ISIS by offering strong crypto

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Re: "un-warranted drag-netting" & "that set includes the entirety of the US population"

@LaeMing +1. The security services want to spy alright, but are people still gullible enough to believe that the primary target is foreigners and terrorists?

"Instead the FBI wants a front door; a system to allow it to break encryption created by US companies"

Ever seen the film Sneakers?

DARPA unTerminators gather for Robotics Challenge finals in Hell*

Little Mouse

Perhaps the killer robots' mystery task will be to improvise a decent disguise. Even Arnie would have failed that one.

I love the way he starts sporting a mullet partway through the original movie. Did he seriously believe that a slightly changed haircut would render him instantly unrecognisable?

Your servers are underwater? Chill out – liquid's cool

Little Mouse

"The warm output water can then be used in other parts of the business..."

If the coolant is oil-based you could dissipate the heat by cooking chips.

Virgin Galactic will get into space 'within 18 months to two years'

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Headmaster

Re: At 250K a pop.

"We are democratising plutocracising plutocratising space."

FTFIFY.

(or should that be "democracising"?)

IoT DANGERS: BYOD’s trashier cousin becoming a right tearaway

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Tenuous header photo?

I'm usually OK with obscure-references, but what's the connection with the scantily-clad ladies?

Are they bringing their own devices? If so, where are they hiding them?

Don't believe the hype: When that DATA seems just too good

Little Mouse

Here you go...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/10/05/hakin9_silliness/

Security sleuths, sniff out the stupid from your Oracle DBs

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Coat

A useful looking piece of kit...

Unfortunately there's no shortage of crack sniffing tools where I work....

Large Hadron Collider gives young ALICE a black-hole ray gun

Little Mouse

"The LHC is absolutely safe," said Hawking

Arthur: "Is it safe?"

Ford: "Oh Yes! It's perfectly safe - it's just us who are in trouble"

KFC takes legal axe to eight-legged mutant chicken claims

Little Mouse

Sounds like I'm the only one...

- but I actually like a greasy KFC now and then.

Fish boffins: Big-brain babes are brilliant, but benefit for boys is bijou

Little Mouse

Guppies?

I saw a documentary the other night where they tried this with sharks.

Bit one guy's arm clean off they did, and then sank the whole research station to boot.

New kid on the blocks: Lego Worlds game challenges Minecraft

Little Mouse

For that authentic Lego experience...

Will you be allocated almost-but-not-quite enough of the virtual bricks you need?

Swordfish fatally stabs man after man stabs, fatally, swordfish

Little Mouse

Re: Hmmm...

"The whole harbour's scared of him."

Which probably served his purposes just fine, right up until the point when his life actually depended on one of the "little guys" giving a flying fuck.

It's not over 'til Saturn's spongy moon sings: Cassini probe set for final Hyperion fly-by

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WTF?

Altogether now...

"That's no Moon. It's a Sponge." </Alec Guinness Voice>

Multiple fondling on the MIGHTY 12-INCH iOS 9 SLAB — so, so close now

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Percy's Horse

Double the screen size? Two windows? Two users?

It sounds to me like someone saw two iPads next to each other and put, well, one and one together.

mSpy: We haven't been breached. Customers: Oh yes you have

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Black Helicopters

Re: mSpy statement

"though I am not one of their customers"

But you might always be one of their targets...(!)

As I understand things, if mSpy had been UK-based then it would be legally obliged to inform people if personal data it holds on them had been breached.

"Dear X, you don't know it, but we've been snooping on you and harvesting details about your personal life....."

Spotify smashing new media paradigms with something called ‘video’

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"When Spotify takes away listener choice it..."

..it becomes a radio station. And if it starts broadcasting video too, it'll be like, I don't know, like a tele-visual-radio station.

If you can imagine such a thing.

Belgian telco prepares to tear out last of nation's phone boxes

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Fugly

Does that qualify as a "Design Icon" in Belgium?

NINTENDO assigns BOWSER to run North American sales. No, really

Little Mouse

Thanks for the left/right clarification, El Reg.

That got a chuckle from me.

Admit it - you were tempted to swap the images round though, weren't you?

NASA plots interplanetary cubesat swarms

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We're dooooooomed.

If I know my Sci-Fi, swarms-in-space=BAD news for humanity.

Even the well intentioned ones.

NetApp consciously uncouples from 500+ staff

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Us and Them

"Our focus is on operationalising our strategy to take full advantage of the opportunity in front of us."

Presumably the HR dept isn't being unduly affected by this 'opportunity' then.

AI pioneer reckons China's where the Rise of the Machines will start

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Boffin

Re: "willingness to challenge even basic assumptions"

I was expecting a brain-in-a-jar angle to the story at the very least.

Or a network of babies all wired-up together in a lab somewhere, perhaps causing amoral scientists' noses and ears to bleed when they get upset.

Are we looking at the first domain name meme? Neigh

Little Mouse

Re: .ass

Just what is it about horses that made you think of that?!?

Microsoft's certification exams: So easy, a child of six could pass them. Literally

Little Mouse

Is there a minimum age before you can be a pilot for paying passengers?

Michael O'Leary is probably already queueing up to employ him at paper-round rates.

Jay-Z freestyle attack on Tidal's rivals leaked to Tidal's rivals

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Rappin' Dad

"I'm no fan of Jay-Z. Didn't understand a word he said."

Too easy.

Microsoft celebrates 25 years' SOLITARY SELF-PLEASURE with GROUP SESSION

Little Mouse

Re: Not exactly aces up Microsoft's sleeve

Please tell me you haven't been playing the bundled QBasic game with the gorilla throwing bananas for 32 years???

Little Mouse
WTF?

Multiplayer Solitaire?

Either they've changed the rules, or following this tournament will be like watching paint dry.

South Korea mandates spyware installation on teenagers' smartphones

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Boffin

But what do they hope to find out?

Once the data has been harvested, collated, indexed and analysed, South Korea will have scientific proof of what teenagers actually do. Spout angsty bollox to each other whilst streaming music & video by any chance?

It reminds me of that documentary on TV a few months back where they used science to find out what cats really get up to, only to find out that they really do spend all their time killing small animals and staring at other cats.

Google wraps search designer in Cardboard

Little Mouse

Re: Patent Problem.

Apple?

View-Master came first. And Mattel have apparently anounced a deal with Google for a Cardboard-based resurrection.

Pundits ponder perilous placement of STANDING STONES on Comet 67P

Little Mouse
Coat

That teeny-tiny rock is actually the REAL comet

...and Churyumov-Gerasimenko is just a freeloading passenger.