Posts by He's Dead Jim

If anyone can explain why Jupiter's Great Red Spot is spinning faster and shrinking, please speak up

Re: It's caused by maths...

i was just gonna post that lol

first thing that came to mind when i read the title nevermind the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zKqAbfxFsQ

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These bleeds right here?

You're gonna shove these bleeds up this nose?

Ok, it worked on the arms, so now let's point it at the trouser snake.

His new Vita-Ray machine gave him pythons that would make Hulk Hogan jealous.

A previously unknown screen test of Desi Arnez trying out for the role of Travis Bickle.

Yes, as a matter of fact, I am the boss of you.

After Ricky finally dumped that crazy redhead, he decided to give video dating a try.

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Hey dad, what the hell is this song you chose for background music?

Just some Stealers Wheel son. Now hand me that ear please...

take good care of the trees, dewey

it's amazing what 5 box tops will get you these days.

i spent all this money for these things and all you got is trees with ears?

virtual reality....

because real life ain't fucked up enough...

It's like stupid in stereo

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But you said to put my snake on the keyboard and send you a pic..

Riddle me this...

What has a laptop but no lap, a keyboard but no fingers?

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New York here.

I just logged on to read the rage comments, and I gotta say, I laughed so hard at certain posts that I almost passed out.

"lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife"

P.S. - just curious if the print version option is gone for good or not. I don't see the icon.