* Posts by Dwarf

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More on that monster Cerebras AI chip, Xilinx touts 'world's largest' FPGA, and more

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Coat

Chunky Chips

For some strange reason, I want some...

Seriously though, I wonder how they deal with manufacturing defects since you can't just drop one die from the wafer like normal. I guess they have some one-time programmable fuses or similar to kill defective sub-assemblies or similar.

AMD agrees to cough up $35-a-chip payout over eight-core Bulldozer advertising fiasco

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Advertising

If you are advertising something, make sure its accurate and not full of marketing bullshit as people will see through it.

Can't bear to part with that well-worn copy of Windows 7? Microsoft might let you keep it updated an extra year

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Facepalm

Whoosh ....

Microsoft Notepad: If it ain't broke, shove it in the Store, then break it?

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Re: Coming soon.......

Surely it will be Visual Notepad .Net 365 Premium Cloud Edition.

The functionality will be the same as the old one, but it will only work with an always on cloud connection and somehow the download will be 14GB due to all the extra telemetry and adverts.

One person's harmless japery can be another's night of LaserJet Lego

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Re: That bloody BSoD Screen Saver

I remember in the NT 3.51 days when they have 3D screen savers - in the days before 3D video offload existed and Compaq servers had very basic video cards. Servers were running at 100% CPU because one of the admins had logged in and locked the screen and nobody could work as it was scrolling some 3D stuff on the KVM port.

One of my first jobs there was educating the admins about why that was a bad idea and updating the build process to overwrite all the screen savers with the blank screen one. Oddly the problem never came back.

It's heads you win, tails you lose as Microsoft introduces CoinFlip™ for Windows 10

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More detail required ...

Does it use the same random number generator that Windows uses to decide if it will operate properly today ?

Does it require a cloud connection and monthly subscription ?

Another 3,900 staffers gone, 3 data centres to be closed, and yet DXC revenues keep falling

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Closing down sale

Everything must go

Might also be worth looking up what the word optimising actually means.

WTF is Boeing on? Not just customer databases lying around on the web. 787 jetliner code, too, security bugs and all

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Irresponsible

Was it not irresponsible for the code to be publicly accessible in the first place ?

Blaming the black hats is not the right route here, Boeing needs to realise that they live in 2019, we rely on things to be secure. You should not try to rely on security by obscurity.

If they need help in doing security reviews, there are plenty of suitably skilled consultants who can help them. There is no excuse for poor security or buggy code, particularly on safety critical platforms that affect people's life.

Thunderbolts and lightning very, very frightening as loo shatters, embedding porcelain shards in wall

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Coat

Is this the natural definition of a shitstorm ?

Coat - since any form of PPE has to be better than none.

Pi in the sky as ESA starts testing encrypted comms on International Space Station

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Rad hardened Raspberry Pi

Now that would be a handy thing to have around if you are in that field. Can’t imagine how much paperwork they probably had to go through to get one up there.

But what would they call a Rad Hardened PI ?

A hard crust Pi

An over cooked Pi

A burned Pi

I bet the SD card is more of a problem - because they barely work properly down here in the first place.

Not-so-paltry towers: Vodafone gears up to flog off massive masts business

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I wonder how a mobile operator can operate if they have no facilities to communicate with mobile devices ?

Sounds like the accountants are in charge again..

What happens when they upgrade from this Generation to the next Generation (4G to 5G, 5G to 6G).Who would be paying for that ?

How much more will consumers end up having to pay for the privilege of making a call ?

Too hot to handle? Raspberry Pi 4 fans left wondering if kit should come with a heatsink

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Re: Corrupt SD cards

Backups exist for a reason. Even if its a small computer, the rules are still the same.

I generally find that the SD cards wear out after a couple of years of work, given their price, buy a new one, restore from backup and carry on.

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Re: Heatspreading technology?

Signetics solved this with the 52120 back in 1972. Apparently it needs a 6ft fan 1/3" away from the package

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Re: 3D printed heat sinks

Yep, they are called welders :-)

I'm fairly sure that the 3D CAM versions of those is not in the hobbyist price range and an order from heat-sinks-r-us is probably a lot cheaper and easier.

Would be a fun toy to play with though - until the point you burn your garage down with it..

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3D printed heat sinks

Is someone having a laugh or do they just not understand thermal conductivity and why plastic may be a poor choice ?

I’m guessing that some plastic lagging will be great for increasing its temperature

300,000 edgy folk pledge themselves on Facebook to storming supposedly UFO-tastic Area 51

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Looks like one way to find Darwin Award candidates

Chrome's default-on ad blocker – which doesn't block adverts on 99% of websites – goes global

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This is the first set of ads standards based entirely on direct feedback from tens of thousands of consumers on what they want to experience when they go online.

And of course nobody said we want to be able to brows without being deluged by completely pointless adverts

Let's talk about April Fools' Day jokes. Are they ever really harmless?

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Re: Its even happens in Mainframe OS's

I remember in a previous life having to produce the hardware and software for a PC that allowed different systems that had printer ports to be interfaced so that we could capture printed output direct to disk, rather than into reams of paper. This connected to various things with Centronics parallel ports, RS232 serial ports and a mainframe printer port, so we had to do the inevitable character set mapping from EBCDIC to ASCII.

We very quickly became popular with our customers as we shipped them CD's and DVD's rather than truck loads of dead tree. This also made searching and processing the printed data far simpler and faster and made the working environment a heck of a lot quieter without all the printers buzzing away.

YouTube mystery ban on hacking videos has content creators puzzled

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This is the wrong way around

The more that people understand complex subjects the better for all of us on the progression of life's journey and how we evolve in future generations.

An understanding of IT security and how to detect where weaknesses are allows us to build stronger computer systems that are resistant to misuse. This is why many companies have bug bounties.

So, how do young people gain knowledge of the complex fields without experience and guidance ? You don't meet many of them down the pub (if you can still find a pub) and its not like more common skills like welding, bricklaying or plumbing where you might have a mate who knows a bit about that if you really want to learn it.

Raspberry Pi's are instrumental in breaking down barriers on understanding things like OS's, programming and GPIO based control rather than someone saying "its a phone" or "its a TV" but having no clue about how the device worked.

In many ways IT security is the same problem with the same solution. Poorly deployed systems need to be called out so that the vulnerabilities can be resolved and better systems produced. It is the vendors problem when they do things badly, not the hacker who finds their weakness out. Better that than someone who gains access for nefarious purposes and nobody has a clue in how that happened and quietly brushes it under the carpet and offers a coffee with doughnuts to make people forget about whats happening.

Knowledge should be freely available so that we can evolve to the next set of technologies and we all know we only learn by our mistakes, this means that we need to understand what those mistakes are first. You can't do that if the information is not freely available.

Cloudy with a chance of colocation: Taiwan's Delta Electronics rolls out beastly 600kVA UPS

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Trollface

How do I connect this to my cloud server ?

Now you can have a twist of 2019 in your 2012: Microsoft goes back to the future with Edge on Windows 7/8

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Er no ..

Even if I were still on a Microsoft OS, the answer would be no.

Doesn’t matter what you call the chrome / Firefox / other browser downloader, it will get used a ma I mum of one time

Stop using that MacBook Pro RIGHT NOW, says Uncle Sam: Loyalists suffer burns, smoke inhalation and worse – those crappy keyboards

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Re: "I have a small business where it is just me, I can't afford two laptops."

The cheapest option is rarely what you need to do he job - that’s why manufacturers do different models.

This weekend you better read those ebooks you bought from Microsoft – because they'll be dead come early July

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Here's the reason I don't buy DRM protected media. We have zero rights and the vendor can decide to walk away and remove access to what we paid for.without any comeback from the customer - other than the customer saying "screw you" to any future purchases.

Sneaky fingerprinting script in Microsoft ad slips onto StackOverflow, against site policy

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All I can say is that its a good job that El Reg, like other sites I visit don't seem to have adverts ... At least none show on my machines :-)

.. and if anything annoying slips through, right click, block element .. bye !!

Bonkers British MPs rant: 5G signals cause cancer

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Re: Bet they all use smartphones though...

If it’s exactly over his head, then introduce him to the RF doughnut. There is no power at the centre (due to the hole where the jam goes) - it is a management summary after all !!

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Re: It's worse than the antivaxxers.

There’s nothing wrong with VMS. Long live the VAX

The seven deadly sins of the 2010s: No, not pride, sloth, etc. The seven UI 'dark patterns' that trick you into buying stuff

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Re: Two such patterns missed completely

The chore was when he took the decision that all the pictures really needed his logo on the backdrop and so he had to update the entire catalogue over a few weeks...

What was wrong with using a transparent image overlay on top of the pictures or scripting something in image manipulation software ?

Go fourth and multi-Pi: Raspberry Pi 4 lands today with quad 1.5GHz Arm Cortex-A72 CPU cores, up to 4GB RAM...

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Sata

If only they had added the much requested sata port...

The additional RAM and end of one-size-fits-all pricing is welcome.

Chrome ad-blocker crackdown preview due late July. Here's a half-dozen reasons why add-on devs are still upset

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Performance and security

My performance on my computer is best achieved when I choose the apps and add-ons that best for my need by not having to download and watch things that are irrelevant. I trade my computer doing things so I don’t have to. No developer can measure my effectiveness, nor define it as “browser performance”.

The same goes for security, I’ll choose the products I trust to secure my life - from the locks on my doors to the browsers and add-ons, to a non-slurpy OS, it’s really not a difficult concept for people to grasp.

As a company, you might want to try and control me by making choices for me, but I can tell you that I’m far more stubborn about what I will and won’t do than you are.

Hot desk hell: Staff spend two weeks a year looking for seats in open-plan offices

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Cost analysis

Given that bean counters like to have cost codes for everything, how about they set up cost codes for the following so that they can analyse the effectiveness of the hot desking platform.

Group 1 - Hotdesk users

1. Locating a hotdesk / Evicting that person who hasn't booked it but swears blind that they have

2. Cleaning up the hotdesk so its habitable - yesterdays lunch, coffee cups and random stationary

3. Configuring the hotdesk so that the monitors work properly and are positioned properly

4. Finding a working chair

5. Using the booking app (login time, navigation time etc) Also covers when its busy / down / retries etc.

Group 2 - Remote workers

5. Remote working set-up time - sitting in my office, firing up remote access.

Now lets see what the cost analysis shows about efficiencies

This isn't Boeing to end well: Plane maker to scrap some physical cert tests, use computer simulations instead

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It all works fine in theory

... and there is the flaw in the plan.

If you had a good reputation for building rock solid planes that didn't pile into the ground as you cut costs, then perhaps people might say "OK with caution", but right now, if you expect me to be a live crash test dummy on your next plane - then nope, no way, that isn't happening

Not very bright: Apple geniuses spend two weeks, $10,000 of repairs on a MacBook Pro fault caused by one dumb bug

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Genius !!

TSB appoints new tech transformation chief cuz last tech transformation went really, really well

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He’s going to have to excel in his job to exceed the capabilities of his predecessor.

Like using the latest version of Microsoft Office? Love Offline Files? Not for long!

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Bully Boy Tactics

I went to open a word doc on my ipad the other day - first time I've need to in several years. it opened, but no siree, you can't edit it without an Office 345 licence.

Well, stuff that, close doc, open in Pages and do what I need there. If that hadn't worked, well I'd have not bothered and would have waited until I got to my Linux machine or my Mac and used one of the tools on there..

Microsoft - bully boy tactics won't work. Making things more difficult just makes us more stubborn to do something else that doesn't involve you.

Could you just pop into the network room and check- hello? The Away Team. They're... gone

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Re: Watch this!

Yep, Gold is a very good conductor of both electricity and heat. I wonder why wooden and plastic watches haven't caught on - much more practical for engineers.

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Re: Not an explosion, just my own daftness...

I lost my hearing for a couple of days when a large electrolytic capacitor decided to disassemble in close proximity to me. Even 6 months later, well after the acrid vapours had passed, we were still finding bits of paper and plastic in completely illogical places.

The other unanswered question is how exactly the cram so much stuff into such a small package as its clear after they go pop that it shouldn't have been possible to fit it all in there in the first place..

BT to axe 90% of its UK real estate, retain circa 30 sites

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Vision vs reality

Looks like those who design offices don't have a clue about what its like to work in them.

Where do you collaborate ?

Where do you store things ?

Where do you put your bag and your lunch ?

Where is the natural light source ?

Where is the cooling in the aircraft hanger ceiling ? - It looks like it will get mighty hot in the summer and freezing in the winter.

How comfortable are the seats to sit on for an extended period ?

I wonder what the office looks like in 3 years once its had no maintenance, everything looks tardy and half the chairs are missing vital bits like arms ?

I wonder which desk the senior management will be sitting at -- oh, no of course these are just cattle desks, not management desks

Apple's tailored SwiftUI makes coding Mac and iOS apps RAD again

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Bogoffski

Like anyone will listen to sinofsky and his view on strategy, direction or user interfaces, he clearly hasn’t got a clue.

Devs slam Microsoft for injecting tech-support scam ads into their Windows Store apps

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Whilst at the same time ad slingers wonder why we do everything we can to block them ...

Surely attempting to scam someone must be illegal or at the very least immoral

How do you like dem Windows, Apple? July opening for Microsoft's first store in Blighty

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Didn’t like the truth eh ?

Observing that shops are busy or empty is called observing the truth.

If you want them busy, go and round up your windows fanboy friends and go to them.

In the meantime, we will just take the piss out of another Microsoft failure.

As a previous poster said, Windows is done as a consumer product. Corporates are moving away too. Everything new is Linux based and uses open standards, no more lock in. Most devs use Macs as their machine of choice. Many others do the same.

It’s time for you to catch up too, open the windows, go outside and see for yourself.

LTO-8 tape media patent lawsuit cripples supply as Sony and Fujifilm face off in court

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So how come ...

They got through 6 iterations of LTO and didn't have an issue, then they fall out over a dwindling sales stream.

Whats so fancy and innovative about LTO7 and LTO8 then ?

Google relents slightly in ad-blocker crackdown – for paid-up enterprise Chrome users, everyone else not so much

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My eyes, my bandwidth, my choice

Let’s not forget who’s eyes they are and who is paying for the bandwidth to pull down the irrelevant adverts for stuff I’m not at all interested in. Also remember who is paying to clean up the infected machines when malicious adverts do something bad to the machine. This is why we block adverts.

Seriously Google, rememberer that we have real work to do, so we are not interested in your ad platform, ad revenue and the like.

My response will simply be to move to a browser that doesn’t try to control what I do and to close any web page that manages to get an advert on screen.

You’ve already broken YouTube on IPad with the adverts, did you notice how many people just close what they were watching when a forced advert comes up ?

People don’t like adverts - get the message, it’s a really simple concept.

Jeff Bezos finally gets .Amazon after DNS overlord ICANN runs out of excuses to delay decision any further

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Re: ISO 3166-1

They tried something similar in IPv4 with the evil bit, see RFC3514

Boeing admits 737 Max sims didn't accurately reproduce what flying without MCAS was like

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Anyone else spotted this ??

The list of changes from the patch seems to be missing one key line.

1. Stop flying the plane into the ground and killing everyone on board

You also have to hope that they realise that its a good idea to stop putting safety above profits. If there was an option that was only safe if another option was fitted, then you have to wonder how many other "options" are on the plane that really should come with all the other pieces of the Meccano kit that makes it a full working capability.

Microsoft sends partners hundreds of unwanted OPI: Other People's Invoices

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Anyone else thinking GDPR at this point ??

What's that? Uber isn't actually worth $82bn? Reverse-gear IPO shows the gig (economy) is up

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Re: I'm not sure I see how they get to profitability

What’s wrong with walking the last mile ?

Even when it’s raining, coats and umbrella work very effectively.

Internet industry freaks out over proposed unlimited price hikes on .org domain names

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Value for money

How about pricing it just above the cost to run it for the year, that way people get the capability, but nobody is profiteering.

Registrars - if you hike prices, I’ll expect to see a breakdown of cost, so that I know I’m getting good value. You might also note how the broad swathe of expensive domains out there are largely ignored by those of us who want to run a couple of sites for a bit of fun, the same thing will happen if the convenient domains hike their prices too.

It's an Easter Jesus miracle: MS Paint back from the dead (ish) and in Windows 10 'for now'

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Priorities

Paint is a mildly useful application as opposed to many of the other bits of junk shipped with Windows 10 that are just plain junk, so I'd prefer if you got rid of all those instead

3D Paint - not interested, I print things to a 2D printer or put things on a 2D web site.

US boffins tangle with quantum entanglement in spooky rack-mounted networking hardware

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Joke

Poor patch management

I've seen a fair few patch panels that cant be explained by "ordinary entanglement", so either there is a tangle monster that lives under the raised floor in data centres, or quantum entanglement is at work there too.

I know what EU did last summer: Official use of Microsoft wares to be probed over slurp fears

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Use case

I wonder if MS can point to a single use case where XBox or Zune is on the customers requirements for the OS

1. Must be able to play games in company time

2. Must be able to store a bunch of probably not legal music files and have the user plugged in to their PC / bluetooth connected. Add in a bit of bandwidth slurping with the music downloads, requests to export "their music" when they leave or when their PC gets rebuilt, additional storage requirements on the file shares.. the list can go on and on.

Now overlay the common use of virtual desktop infrastructure where its in some remote DC and screen re-displayed across the LAN and it makes even less sense.

But then how many years ago was it that we realised that MS weren't in touch any more