380 posts • joined 28 Nov 2014
Just not the lager. Please, not the lager!
" a nice change of pace"
So, how is the cricket going?
But is that really the body shop's website or a version with, say, one or more of the 'o' characters replaced with a non-standard look-alike? bоdyshоp.com for example.
That's going a bit overboard!
If the M27 is very busy try Lymington -> Yarmouth, drive to Cowes, over the floating bridge to East Cowes, drive to Fishbourne, ferry to Portsmouth. Shop, Return.
Change for the sake of it.
such a horrible word.
I can just imagine Alan Partridge looking forward to a nice evening out enjoying a beverage at the bar of local civic centre. Euck!
Two pints of beverage and a packet of comestibles, please.
I hang my head in shame!
resistance is futile? Blimey, the Vogons are involved too! Ah, Bill Gates and Hillary Clinton are both Vogons, that explains everything about Microsoft and Bill Clinton! Sorted.
activated by 5G, surely.
I thought Ryzen Threadripper was a TV presenter.
Imperial Russian Milk Stout.
Beer and milk do not mix.
that word 'just' ....
You are Jim Hacker and I claim my 2c.
Oh, sir, if there should happen to be an explosion, what do we do?
Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump up 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area.
I suspect IGotOut was being sarcastic.
'Unlike in other countries, voting in the US is not compulsory.'
Like in most other countries, voting in the US is not compulsory.
Will a wireless one do?
The Ancients had the right ideas you know, I recently bought a 5G filter designed many years ago by an ancient Greek called Eratosthenes, he called it a sieve but apparently it's a prime contender for being the best against 5G too.
How is it even possible for code to see whether the verifier code is running?
.. and it's the customer who has to foot the bill.
Skylark of Space
Do you mean that everyone hasn't got a built-in regular expression processor? You'll be telling me next your eyes don't a zoom function!
"our app Pinreel, a complex video maker App"
I think I can see what has happened here!
I can even schpell it when I'm shober!
Hail the Peoples' Independant Shetland State (PISS) and we are back where we came in!
Must ..... resist ...... pun ...... Manila ..... Windows folder .....
(Yes, I know why they are so named)
C++ convoluted? You don't say!
(Not a C++ fan)
or should we be Reading that as 0118 ...
CTS/RTS = Crap Train Service/Rubbish Train Service?
If you are not enthused by the opportunity to create a market for nasally-fitted fire then you are not the sort of person we want!
Here, have some leaves.
" 20-page memo"
I would happily sell my house and all its contents in order to pay Oracle for the privilege of working for them!
Groovy Customers Have Quality.
House-sized chunks? You were lucky! Now you can use the comet ice to make nice cup of tea. Cold tea.
... and 5 was written V ( V for Virus!!!! ). How much more proof do you need?
This is a rhetorical question, not sarcasm. Just so you are sure.
Has anyone tried shooting this virus? Just asking.
I LOVE my brick!
I hope this isn't their epitath.
<got me coat>
No, I'm Donald Trump.
I'm a trustee of a charity that runs two shops. Nobody is coming in, no volunteers to help run the shop, might be closing on Monday. Everyone is panic buying elsewhere!
If I were the type of person needing to do so I'd be thinking this is the perfect time to bury bad news.
Has someone invented the spindizzy and not told us?
ice cream, cutting the mustard, taking the biscuit
Cisco kid was a friend of mine ...
would have been worse if he'd tripped over a vacuum cleaner!
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