* Posts by JulieM

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'The EU runs on Microsoft' – and Uncle Sam could turn it off, claims MEP

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Individual vs Collective

And that's why attempting individual self-sufficiency is actually a bad thing. You will always end up with more of something than you can make use of and not enough of something else. A much more viable strategy is collective self-sufficiency, with enough diversity to allow a surplus for one member of the group to end up cancelling out another member's deficit.

VS Code for Linux may be secretly hoarding trashed files

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This is why you shouldn't use Snap

Snap, Flatpak and the like are Trojan horses, designed for the explicit purpose of encouraging people to install pre-compiled software on their machines.

Do not fall for this!

If you need a package that is not in your distribution's repositories, the proper course of action is download the Source Code directly from the developer (who will treat you as an equal) and build it yourself.

ISTG one of these days I am going to lock myself in a room and not come out until I have written a tool for automatically determining dependencies, downloading them including any necessary -dev / -devel packages and building the package.

Europe shrugs off tariffs, plots to end tech reliance on US

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Re: Well.....I'm Racking My Memory.................

Yep. Nearly 30 years ago, I had an idea for an improved gas multipoint water heater that required neither an electrical supply nor a permanent pilot burner. No-one was interested in developing it (and I had connections in that industry in those days).

Several years and a change of jobs later, I found a Continental manufacturer selling "my invention".

In this country, no-one cares about a new idea unless it makes the already-rich even richer.

Nudify app proliferation shows naked ambition of Apple and Google

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Re: They can't be paid for, right?

The apps don't have to be paid for by the user. They just have to include advertisements for the developer to earn out of them.

Marketing 'genius' destroyed a printer by trying to fix a paper jam

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Re: "we never loaned any of our tools to any of the non-IT staff ever again"

If I had a pound for every time I've appended "Don't ask me how I know this" to a piece of advice I've given, I wouldn't be in this God-forsaken office .....

Just because Linus Torvalds vibe codes doesn't mean it's a good idea

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Not impressed

I gave this "vibe coding" lark a try, but I really don't think it's for me.

I ended up in a terrible state; eyes going funny, voice hoarse, and it took me awhile to get my breath back. Not to mention the questions from co-workers about what I was doing taking a laptop into the toilets. And I didn't even get much code written .....

Just the Browser claims to tame the bloat without forking

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Thank you for travelling with Bloggs' Buses

You are making a huge assumption that the content users are seeking is available anywhere else that's not enshittified.

It's like the signs they have on buses, thanking passengers for travelling with this particular bus company to a destination that is not served by any of the other bus companies.

Moon hotel startup hopes you get lunar lunacy, drop $1M deposit for 2032 stay

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Re: A bit fucking late

Actually - what would you do once you were on the Moon ? Take the totty and join the 250,000 mile high club ?

I would send a text message to a bunch of mathematicians about to announce how many digits of pi they had calculated, reading "355/113 was good enough to get us here!"

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Re: Churlish

That the existence of fewer billionaires is a net benefit for the rest of us, is how I read it.

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Re: Fools

I'm not sure.

I'd be perfectly happy with the rich getting scammed as long as the money ended up going towards some cause that seeks somehow to repair some of the damage done by the marksunwitting donors in the first place.

When it's merely the rich scamming each other for personal gain (and as likely as not without the full amount of VAT being paid), I can't really summon up much enthusiasm for it.

Stop dragging feet on AI nudification ban, UK government told

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That's literally how the gutter press work. Whatever will get attention has always been afforded a higher priority than what's strictly accurate.

There used to be a time, though, when stories had to be at least vaguely plausible.

Now they know no-one is going to be able to test how true the story is, *and* they have plausible deniability that they fabricated it out of whole cloth.

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Re: Knickers in a twist?

It doesn't just make things you could do before easier. It also enables things you could not do before.

If some sicko wants to look at a publicly-available picture of me (which will definitely include clothing) and imagine what I look like undressed while he's having a Thomas Tank somewhere in private, well, that's obviously extremely distasteful; but there's nothing I can do about it, because all the bad stuff is going on entirely within his own imagination -- and the inside of a person's head is the most private space there is.

The moment the aforementioned sicko does anything that exposes what belongs in his imagination to the world of reality, though, a line is crossed.

Danish dev delights kid by turning floppy drive into easy TV remote

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Apple Mac motorised floppy eject

At University, many years ago, I witnessed two supposedly grown adults decide that, in the absence of any obvious way to eject the floppy disc from the Apple Macintosh computer they were using before inserting another, the correct course of action was to insert it anyway.

All my instincts were screaming at me to high-tail it out of the room and minimise the likelihood of being either (a) asked for help with the entirely-foreseen (by me, at any rate) consequences of this, or (b) "Post Hoc ergo Propter Hoc"-ed for them.

GNOME dev gives fans of Linux's middle-click paste the middle finger

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Re: Glad I'm using KDE, and keep your hands off Firefox!

I do that all the time in Konsole, when (e.g.) I'm assembling a command or SQL query by pasting a bunch of things into it!

I'll copy what goes between two things using ctrl+insert (to paste with shift+insert); then highlight each of them in turn with a left-drag (to paste with a middle-click). The shift+del/ctrl+ins/shift+ins and highlight/middle-click paste buffers are independent of each other, so the separating phrase doesn't get lost each time.

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Whisky Tango Foxtrot?

Dragging over text with the left button held down, then positioning the mouse over another text entry element and pressing the middle button is how you paste text!

It was bad enough when they decided it wasn't good enough for a text entry to begin accepting text straight away, as soon as the mouse pointer was over it, and you had to click on before you could begin entering text.

Logitech macOS mouse mayhem traced to expired dev certificate

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The security of the inter-process communication is not for your benefit! It's for the hardware supplier's benefit, to ensure you have to buy stuff from them and they don't get upstaged by some third party figuring out the communication protocols and creating a better alternative.

When the lights went out, and the shooting started, Y2K started to feel all too real

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TWELVE millimetres? How many kW were you pulling? 30A fuse wire is only 0.73mm.!

Techie 'forgot' to tell boss their cost-saving idea meant a day of gaming

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Re: Nightshift in the colour lab..

There's a rare genetic condition where you can have two lots of DNA in your body and therefore four chromosomes; at least two of which will be X, and up to two of which can be Y (and yes, you can even have a 3-1 split -- which will cause you to test as both reproductive sexes depending where the sample was taken from).

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Not really

I worked for an engineering firm in the late 1990s / early 2000s.

If you got a lift in a car belonging to an engineer or a technician -- as opposed to a manager -- it would usually be held together with bits of string, and require a starting procedure that would qualify as an anti-theft device -- but there probably would also be an inverter and at least one BS1363 socket. (Except for one guy who had an old ambulance, partially converted to a camper van, with a 3kVA generator installed in it .....)

Finally - a terminal solution to the browser wars

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Re: Vivaldi is AI free

Is the Source Code for Vivaldi available yet?

Qualcomm in the dock over 'patent tax' on smartphones

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Essential Patents

If a patent is truly essential, it should be required to be licensed free of charge or annulled. Anything else amounts to privatisation of law.

User insisted their screen was blank, until admitting it wasn't

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I know the feeling

I have lost count of the number of times I have wanted to ask, casually, "The truth, please?" during a remote troubleshooting session.

Apple blocks dev from all accounts after he tries to redeem bad gift card

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Re: Backup, back up, back up

Why not on someone else's machine someplace?
Because that would be involving other people, and other people's equipment. And the more people you involve in an enterprise, the greater the probability of something going wrong.

Window Maker Live 13.2 brings 32-bit life to Debian 13

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I loved Window Maker

What I always liked about Window Maker is that it wasn't trying to look like Windows and it wasn't trying to look like a Mac. It was proudly sui generis.

I swore if I ever made a distro of my own, Window Maker would be the default desktop.

Google Antigravity vibe-codes user's entire drive out of existence

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Re: I am deeply, deeply sorry. This is a critical failure on my part.

There was most definitely a real, live person doing the announcements on one of the trains from London St Pancras to Sheffield last Wednesday.

And I hope the management were sympathetic, because the entirely human emotions on display were absolutely, fully justified under the circumstances.

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Agent 7555 does exactly the same, but eats a lot less.

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Re: What the Fark did you expect?

Yep.

There is precisely one way to know what any given piece of software will do: Read and understand the source code (or show it to a sufficiently-competent programmer whom you trust), and make an informed decision.

Any person who actively denies you the opportunity to do that, should be held entirely responsible for all consequences of users' actions.

Vendor's secret 'fix' made critical app unusable during business hours

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It's because it's proprietary software

All these things are only problems because the software is multiple levels of proprietary, and no-one has access to the complete Source Code.

And all this is only made worse, when back-bedroom "developers" use pirate copies of programming languages and don't read the dire warnings included in the printed manuals about how properly to interact with other software. Which means they end up (perhaps unwittingly) using exactly the same techniques used by viruses and malware, and run into security software.

Open Source software just works -- or else it gets fixed, or just not used.

Windows keeps obsolete strings forever to avoid breaking translations

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Boffin

We've already got "memory-safe" programming languages. When is someone going to come up with an "internationalisation-safe" programming language that does not allow you to enter literal strings directly into a program, but requires them to be defined externally?

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I had a physics teacher who used to refer to blown fuses as having "succeeded" .....

Pebble, the e-ink smartwatch that refuses to die, just went fully open source

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Idea

We could just pass a law requiring suppliers of any product to release all the information necessary for third parties to repair it (including properly-annotated engineering drawings and software Source Code) or manufacture one like it, the moment they cease supporting it.

If you are not taking proper care of the things you have been trusted with the custody of, they should be taken from you and given to someone who can make better use of them.

FCC sounds alarm after emergency tones turned into potty-mouthed radio takeover

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Whisky Tango Foxtrot

Why were they using the public Internet for studio-to-TX links, as opposed to private leased lines with tamper detection?

And how did they get hold of the correct private keys to sign the content?

Self-destructing thumb drive can brick itself and wipe your secret files away

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What actual advantage does this offer over just eating it?

Outdated Samsung handset linked to fatal emergency call failure in Australia

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001 809 563 0000, anyone?

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Re: you're half right

What the fuck?

It is literally the job of a government to look after *all* its citizens, without fear or favour, all the time, whatever happens.

Britain's first small modular reactors to be built in Wales

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District heating sounds like a fine idea, but "Sun" readers wouldn't want "second-hand" heat on principle.

VLC's keeper of the cone nets European free software gong

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The obvious thing to do in that case would be to submit a patch that applies decorations to the cone for other holidays.

If you collected the full set, then you might never even see the plain cone .....

Help desk boss fell for ‘Internet Cleaning Day’ prank - then swore he got the joke

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Boffin

Bit bucket becoming full

Bit-buckets implemented in CMOS almost never end up becoming full in practice, because with two-way active drive, the ones and zeros tend to annihilate each other as long as they occur in equal numbers. If the bit bucket contains only zeros, "adding a one" to it actually removes a zero; and if the bit bucket contains only ones, "adding a zero" to it removes a one.

Sometimes an auto-cleaning cycle is still necessary, if too many zeros are encountered in succession without a one, or too many ones without a zero.

52-year-old data tape could contain only known copy of UNIX V4

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Re: Damn AI!!!

You edit the Source Code for the password manager to specify a font where the upper case I, lower case L and digit 1 are visually distinguible, recompile it and carry on.

(If you didn't have the Source Code for your password manager, you wouldn't be able to be sure it wasn't doing nasty things like sending plaintext copies of your passwords somewhere.)

Tesla board wants to grant Musk $1T in stock, Norway wealth fund says nope

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Re: The boy who cried bullshit

Executive washroom?

Musk strikes me more as the type who would go on the floor, then summon a lackey to clean it up.

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Re: "...the carmaker's board says is necessary to retain him..."

It's necessary to retain Musk to keep up the illusion that Tesla is worth anything.

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When the rich get richer, you get poorer

Just so you know, if Musk gets his trillion, there is no way on this green Earth that you will ever see a single penny out of it.

From Intel to the infinite, Pat Gelsinger wants Christian AI to change the world

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Re: Reverend Lionel Preacherbot

If someone professes a sincere belief in an afterlife which will be preferrable to their life on Earth, how are they not giving anyone a valid defence to murder?

Azure's bad night fuels fresh calls for cloud diversification in Europe

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Re: Not only businesses…

Low-tech is good, of course; but even a simple arrangement of power supply, switches and lamps is still potentially open to tampering with the wiring so (e.g.) a person could vote "yes" and their "no" light come on.

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Re: Not only businesses…

This is why any serious matter should be voted on with pencils, paper and manual counting by interested parties. All the possible failure modes are thoroughly documented.

Is PHP declining? JetBrains says yes. And no

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Re: One point in favour

It is a good thing!

I'm the human being, and I know what I am doing. If I'm asking a computer to add things, I want it to do its damnedest to find a way of adding those things, trying the most sensible things first (Do you see something that would be a valid numeric value, followed by junk? Ignore the junk, pick up on the number) and then getting desperate (Do you see a non-empty string? Increase the last character code and maybe propagate a carry to the preceding character), not just give up on me and go off in a sulk because the things weren't served on exactly the right shaped plate.

I know for a fact that it can parse the string "2" and get an integer, or maybe a floating-point number, because it was totally happy to do that without the speech marks. Sure, I could explicitly call a function to parse that string as a number; but as long as that's possible somehow, just the fact that I used the addition operator should be enough, and I only want to be told it's an error if the string cannot be parsed as anything that can sensibly have a number added to it. As long as whatever it does is deterministic

As for your "22", there is no circle of Hell deep enough for anyone who dares try to use + for string concatenation.

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One point in favour

PHP has one point in its favour.

Even although it does not distinguish between numeric and string variables, PHP correctly interprets any of 2 + 2 , 2 + "2", "2" + "2" or "2" + "2" as 4.

Literal crossed wires sent cops after innocent neighbors in child abuse case

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It's not "child porn", because the important thing about pornography is that it is supposed to be consensual -- which images of children too young to give consent are not, by definition.

BOFH: Recover a database from five years ago? It's as easy as flicking a switch

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Re: 5 year old database?

Well, you typed all the right letters, just not necessarily in the right order .....

No suds for you! Asahi brewery attack leaves Japanese drinkers dry

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Maybe criminal penalties are in order

Businesses should be required by law to be capable of operating at least minimally -- paying the statutory minimum wage to every employee, and making some token effort to pay suppliers -- even with their computer systems out of action.

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