Posts by Ivan Headache

13 days into the outage, will Kaseya's Traverse trip back to life today?

Saw the headline and

couldn't stop thinking of Mornington Crescent.

FTC urged to stop tech makers downgrading devices after you've bought them

Re: Car thing

The very first iMacs had a removable panel in the space where the usb, modem and audio in/outs were located.

Removing that plate gave access to what was called the mezzanine board (iirc).

The German company Formac made a SCSI card that fitted to a socket on the mezzanine.

The second gen iMacs had that card and the panel removed so the mod was no longer possible.

I think the usb had improved a bit too.

I have in my loft one of those first edition iMacs - fitted with the Formac card.

I used my Umax scanner and scsi Zipdrives with it.

Tech support chap solved knotty disk failure problem by staring at the floor

Re: Macintosh Degausser

I had a call to a domestic setup in a a property in a terrace row of townhouses

Lady had one of the early iMacs (coloured one) and kept it on the worktop in the kitchen-diner.

The problem was that every evening between 5 and 6, and sometimes around lunchtime, the Mac would literally throw a wobbler for 5 or 6 minutes - sometimes up to 10 minutes.

The screen would dance around and effectively become unreadable. The rest of the time it was perfect.

I sat around and watched and sure enough, 5 minutes if wobble happed just as described. Then it stopped and everything was fine.

As we weren't actually doing anything apart from drinking tea and watching the screen I concluded that it was some sort of external influence, and possibly from next door.

Turned out that the house next door had a mirror-image layout.

Matching the iMac's location on the kitchen worktop was a large microwave oven.

We moved the iMac to the other side of the room and she had no more trouble. (apart from finding a Mains extension cable after 6pm!)

Facebook prank sent techie straight to Excel hell

Re: Pranks I was lucky to get away with

I think that the post should get more than a kg. Were you thinking ad-hoc payments or a regular celery?

Hubble plays spin the bottle with last few gyros

Gyros

Just wondering, are these physical spinning gyroscopes or solid state laser things?

I though the concept of the laser gyros is that they would never wear out.

Google, Apple gear to raise tracking tag stalker alarm

Re: Tracking the trackers

Don’t think so. I just arrived in Spain and all through the flight my phone said my suitcase was still at Gatwick.

When the bags were unloaded in Alicante it suddenly appeared saying it was nearby.

The lovely Ivana also had a tag in her suitcase and i knew nothing about it.

Council claims database pain forced it to drop apostrophes from street names

If memory serves me, there’s a river in Scotter (Lincolnshire) called River Eau.

London's famous BT Tower will become a hotel after £275M sale

Dont know how to use the wayback macine but...

If anyone can make this work it would be brilliant.

http://btlondon2012.co.uk/pano.html

Back in 2012 when we had an Olympic dooda, BT but up the most fantastic Panorama taken from the tower. It was the complete 360 but with the added bonus of being fully zoomable. i.e, you could look through office windows (and kitchen and other windows). I seem to remember that you could read the makes of bicycvles parked in the street and seeing a Lidl plastic bag covering the seat on one of them They ran a competition to find hidden Busbys hidden in the image (created apparently from thousands of images carefully stitched in varying resolutions)

I spent hours timewaisting wodering around this and looking for specific buildings in the City and as far away as Harrow and Greenwich.

It was a staggering piece of work and it really ought to sdtill be on the web.

The literal Rolls-Royce of EVs is recalled over fire risk

Re: I'm very disappointed!

Lady goes into a Mercedes dealership and is looking at an AMG GT coupe

As she bends down to look at the interior she lets out a very loud fart.

As she stands up she asks the salesperson how much the car costs.

The salesperson replies.

"If you break wind just looking, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."

How to get a computer get stuck in a lift? Ask an 'illegal engineer'

Re: We had some

Oh that was a proper Bungle.

Aliens crash landed on Earth – and Uncle Sam is covering it up, this guy tells Congress

Re: Nonsense

Remember they have to do some “probing” while they’re here.

Cheapest, oldest, slowest part fixed very modern Mac

Re: I can never ....

You mean my toaster could be a fusion reactor?

Its always the simple things

We’re currently in our holiday flat it Spain, enjoying the cold wind and grey skies.

The lovely Ivana couldn’t get the toaster to work this morning. No amount of pushing the lever down would make it latch.

On a whim, she decided that the have you switched it off routine would be worth trying.

So she switched the kitchen lights off.

After switching them back on , the toaster latched at the first attempt.

James Webb Space Telescope suffers another hitch: Instrument down

Re: Software or Hardware

They obviously forgot to take out a service contract with Homeserve.

Aviation regulators push for more automation so flights can be run by a single pilot

Re: two or zero are the only options

I’m guessing that there’s no auto-land system at Madeira Funchal airport..

All of the norths are about to align over Britain

You had gravel?

We ‘ad to make our own.

Cops swoop after crooks use wireless keyfob hack to steal cars

Don’t actually know if her car pouch worked.

I was given a promotional card-sleeve that was claimed to prevent cloning by nearby nere-do-wells surfing your back pocket.

I tried it in the supermarket and it did work. The reader could not detect my card.

I then went on eBay and bought a handful of very cheap foil-lined Mylar sleeves. They worked too.

Now every member of the family has each of their debit/credit cards in one.

New keys

about three months back, my daughter’s Range Rover was stolen from outside her house.

There was a significant distance (50-60 metre): between the car’s location and the key fob which was kept in one of those faraday pouches.

The car disappeared sometime after midnight and was found abandoned by the police around breakfast time.

There was significant damage inside the cabin and boot as the thieves had tried (and failed) to find the tracker. They had ripped out trim, cut open the seats and roof lining and generally made a right mess, including throwing out all the baby’s safety kit.

When she went to retrieve the car, her key would not start the motor. The system had been reprogrammed.

Waxworm's spit shows promise in puncturing plastic pollution

Re: Doomwatch

Driving in the car yesterday, this story came up in a news bulletin. The lovely Ivana said “I remember reading a book about that, where aeroplanes fell out of the sky”

Can’t remember what the book was called, but it was the base of that Doomwatch episode.

DoE digs up molten salt nuclear reactor tech, taps Los Alamos to lead the way back

Re: REstart?

I’ve often wondered about this when looking at the Gemasolar solar power station in Andalucia..

A spectacular sight, even at night.

https://www.energy.sener//EPORTAL_IMGS/GENERAL/SENERV3/IMG-cw55376ae0831fa/sener-solar-planta-termosolar-gemasolar.jpg

Lawyers say changes to UK data law will make life harder for international businesses

Re: BREXIT was a massive and expensive lie.

Just entered Spain through an e-gate. Still. had to get my PP stamped though afterwards.

Unable to write 'Amusing Weekly Column'. Abort, Retry, Fail?

I think I’ve posted this before (but I can’t find it).

Back in the pre-OS10 period, I think it was 7.5 or 7.6 the Mac would occasionally throw up this message (from memory so it may not be verbatim): The operation could not be completed because something deep has happened.

A reboot always cured it.

Something 4,000 light years away emitted strange radio bursts. This is where we talk to scientists for actual info

It the source of “See it, Say it, Sorted”

Boffins find way to use a standard smartphone to find hidden spy cams

Re: A good sweep team with spectrum analyzers

My sweep team is too busy with the dead leaves at the moment.

Whenever automakers get their hands on chip supplies, the more expensive vehicles are first in line – NXP

Re: Start Stop

We had start/stop in our last car.

It was good until the battery failed while I was at the head of the queue at some lights.

Had to get pushed to the side - which was difficult with no power-steering.

Brittania Rescue came to my aid with a portable power-pack and got me home and we switched off the system. My local dealer couldn't believe the cost of the replacement battery!

Next door neighbour has (had - he's got rid of it) a van with stop-start. He had to replace the battery twice in one year - that's why he sold it.

Ancient with a dash of modern: We joined the Royal Navy to find there's little new in naval navigation

Re: Thank you

Found this

http://www.bmpt.org.uk/pdfs/HSL102-InfoSheet.pdf

Thank you

Interesting to see the RAF boat in the picture.

My dad was in the the RAF during the war - on boats.

Product release cycles are killing the environment, techies tell British Computer Society

Keeping up with the Joneses

I think I mentioned before that on visits to my local recycling centre I am always amazed by the number of large (I.e. bigger than 42inch) to sets that are in the electronics skip.

Recently I've seen huge (60inch+) screens in there.

I seem to remember crt based tvs lasting forever - mind you, they had proper solder in them.

I’m sure it’s the keeping up with the Joneses mentality that sees a whole wall of tv through the neighbour’s windows who don’t close their curtains in order to boast that they can afford £x thousand on a totally unnecessary item.

And while I’m on about unnecessary items. I was baby-sitting at my daughter’s house yesterday. Trying to use the remote on her “smart” Sony tv was the biggest source of frustration ever (even worse than filling in a passenger locator form).

Made me appreciate my dumb Panasonic and my simple Apple TV remote.

Canon makes 'all-in-one' printers that refuse to scan when out of ink, lawsuit claims

With the exception of a couple of laser printers (1 Epson & 1 HP), we’ve been using Canon inkjets for over 40 years (some of them were branded as Apple).

We currently have a 10 year old all-in-one and a 5 year old A3 photo printer. Yes they are expensive to run, but they have both been remarkably reliable. Like Trigger’s broom though, I have replaced the print heads on both units.

What bugs me though is that although all Canon’s printers over the past decade or so use “Chomalife” inks, Canon designs each model with a different shaped ink cartridge. What is also noticeable is that each generation of cartridge appears to be slightly smaller than the previous. It should be mandated that all models should use the same cartridges, there is no earthly reason why they should be different for each model other than gouging the customer.

For a while I used to refill empty cartridges, but found that it wasn’t really worth the effort. It’s a messy process and not exactly reliable, quite often the refilled cartridge would leak inside the printer as it was very difficult to reseal any hole made in the cartridge. That just allowed excess air to get in the top and so the ink just oozed out the bottom contaminating the other colours. Making refilling more problematic was the removing of the viewing window in the cartridge, making it impossible to see how much ink was being squirted in - and then out all over your shirt. I can equate the use of refills and compatibles the the failure of one print head.

Now I buy all my inks on eBay, or if I get caught out, from Wilco. They have the cheapest genuine inks I have found in the retail shop.

All I want for Christmas is a delivery address that a delivery courier can find

It’s the house full of tomatoes.

I’ve just had to fill in a ‘passenger locator’ type form for a visit to Malta.

It’s a print it out, fill it in and present at immigration style thing with little boxes in which to enter each digit of my name, date of birth, passport number, email address, street address, inside leg measurement, etc.

It was carefully designed by an idiot who hadn’t checked how many digits were in a passport number, or how many digits could be in a London postcode or that folks could have an email address longer than 10 characters when @hotmail.com take up over half of the little boxes.

To make matters worse. No one asked to see it when I got there.

Computer shuts down when foreman leaves the room: Ghost in the machine? Or an all-too-human bit of silliness?

Re: Power socket on the lighting circuit?

We have a car on order and we are told that the charger must be connected directly to the consumer unit via its own dedicated Type A RCD. It may also need to have something called a Garo or Matt:e earthing unit. The installation must be carried out by a suitably qualified installation technician who will issue a NICEIC certificate after testing and commissioning.

We are allowed to connect the car via a long lead to a normal 13amp socket but the charging will take forever (so I'm told).

Re: Power socket on the lighting circuit?

"Aren't the round 3-pin sockets supposed to be on low (5A) current circuits for lighting, anyway"

That might be the case now but.....

The house I grew up it had round three-pin sockets (one per room - except the kitchen- which had none). They were 15amp, pretty chunky and made out of brown Bakelite by the MK Company.

I think I had left home when the council replaced everything with 13amp sockets (mid- 60s).

I remember many of my friend houses - and both my grandparents houses having bayonet splitters fitted into some of their light sockets. One of my uncles (who was quite flash & trendy (for the late 50s)) having an electric razor which he used to plug into one. I also remember electric irons plugged in to them too.

Electricity was so much safer then - they used to insulate cables with lead sheathing.

Fake 'BT' caller fleeces elderly victim of £30k in APP app scam

Re: Amazon iPhone 7

I get the Amazon calls almost daily on my land-line, generally they display an 020 number from my local area. Sometimes it's the 'security department from your bank'. Strange that it's the same voice each time!

I also get scam calls to my mobile - particularly 'from' Manchester and Liverpool.

The other day I had one from Rekyavik. So I answered it.

"Hello, am I speaking with Mr Ivan Headache?" said a sweet Asian voice.

" Yes. But why are you calling me from Iceland??

"I'm not, I'm in south-east Asia..."

I think the penny dropped for her.

Then last week. I was in Edinburgh and a call came though from Yeovil.

"Good Morning." in my stentorian voice - knowing what's likely to be coming.

There's a pause and noisy office sounds with female Asian voices chattering, then a male voice.

"Hello Am I speaking with Mr Ivan Headache?"

"Chief Inspector Ivan Headache speaking."

Slight pause, ".......ah!" then the line went dead.

Macmillan best-biscuit list unexpectedly promotes breakfast cereal to treat status

I’ve taken a liking to Dutch Stroopwaffles since I found them during my last trip to Costco.

It says to each them with coffee.

They don’t crunch so I suppose that makes them non-biscuits.

With regard to chocolate hobnobs. Is it possible to eat only one?

It seems that once I open the packet I run out of them..

Apple debuts iPhone 13 with 1TB option, two iPad models, Series 7 Watch

I enjoy these Apple Events but

agree that the superlatives are somewhat excessive - as is the walk to the right, clasp hands, walk to the left, unclasp hands routine.

What I do find interesting is they way they use the video effects in the intros and transitions between subjects.

Yesterday wasn't spectacular but TC's walk from the desert onto the stage at the beginning was particularly neat.

The WWDC presentation had plenty of tricks - as did the earlier events .

Big kudos to the guys & gals who put them together.

The unit of measure for fatbergs is not hippopotami, even if the operator of an Australian sewer says so

Re: I want to know how you can weigh a bridge.

Had a problem with that.

Step one was fine but step two got me into real trouble.

I compromised by doing step one, the taking a shoe off and doing step two without the bridge.

I got back on the scale for step three.

Now I know how much I weigh with only one shoe on.

For some reason I can’t fathom…

I want to know how you can weigh a bridge.

Think you can solve the UK's electric vehicle charging point puzzle? The Ordnance Survey wants to hear about it

Re: Park for Night

Some time ago (perhaps 5 years - not sure anymore, things are getting hazy) around the time when the idea of using hydrogen as a fuel became a popular topic, the Sainsbury's filling station in Hendon installed a Hydrogen recharging station. I seem to remember it having blast walls to separate it from the petrol pumps.

Last year I called in to acquire some bonus sector points and noticed that the entire hydrogen bit had gone, blast walls too.

Tesla battery fire finally flamed out after four-day conflagration

Re: Flow batteries?

Just this last week

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-scotland-57991442

Apple patches zero-day vulnerability in iOS, iPadOS, macOS under active attack

Re: Dogs are really fast

Why do commenters suggested that things should be "nuked from Orbit"?

Surely that would present even bigger problems.

Space Force turtle expert uncovers $1.2m Cape Canaveral cocaine haul

Re: So happy together

It washed up on the Flo and Ebbie

Report commissioned by Google says Google isn't to blame for the death of print news

My local paper comes out once a week

It’s website is there every day. Some days they update it with a poorly written piece with lots of Twitter screenshots about something of minor interest in a neighbouring borough.

The stories are rarely topical. Today there was a story about dangerous things in your car which could get you into trouble.

There was an advert for a wonderful miniature air conditioner that could cool my whole house in thirty minutes and an amazing telescope that turns my phone into a sniperscope. There was also an interesting piece about the benefits of using vinegar in my garden, sticking roses into potatoes, something about using WD40 in my toilet and endless stories about things that are taking the UK by storm.

Thankfully the print edition doesn’t have those. It rarely has proper news either.

.

It does have useful local ads though.

University of Hertfordshire pulls the plug on, well, everything after cyber attack

Re: Learning without a computer

It’s a good job mine doesn’t take the rubbish out to the kerb on Wednesday.

The bin men come on Tuesday .

Quality control, Soviet style: Here's another fine message you've gotten me into

Re: Skodas and Ladas

Was that a 2-stroke or a V4?

We had a 2-stroke in the late 60s and loved it. I think it only had 3 forward gears - might be wrong, it's 50+ years ago - but the automatic free-wheel system gave it great economy.

It did have one minor issue though. Every now and again, for reasons only known to itself, the motor would start up running in reverse. The only way you could tell was by releasing the clutch!

Didn't take long to learn to stop doing sprint starts!

We had a pair of big Cibie Oscars on the front so it looked (a bit) like one of the rally cars (apart from being powder-blue and not cherry-red) until some nere-do-well sawed them off one night.

Prince Philip, inadvertent father of the Computer Misuse Act, dies aged 99

Re: Bad greek

Ah, algebra.

We had some of that growing up our wall.

Lovely flowers.

Today's 'sophisticated cyber attack' victim is the Woodland Trust: Pre-Xmas breach under investigation

Re: Investigation to be run by........

I wonder if the hackers thought it was a hedge fund.

Watt's next for batteries? It'll be more of the same, not longer life, because physics and chemistry are hard

error

it's the Twizy not the Twingo

Re: On the subject of EV recharging

That’s the idea used in the Renault Twingo.

Funny looking car. Even funnier is that you see so few of them.

I wonder why.

Re: For an expendable battery, such as a lead-acid battery

Where does it say that?

I can’t find a reference to expendable lead-acid batteries.

If you are referring to “the little cylinder of metal and acid” then I think you are reading something that isn’t there. All the lead-acid batteries I have seen are not little, neither are they cylindrical nor made of metal.