Posts by Gary Moore's Plectrum

'Emoji translator' sought by translations firm

Re: First one

It's good....but it's not right.

Soon only Ticketmaster will rip you off: Concert scalper bots face US ban

Re: Local artists & venues offer better experience

Sitting down at an AC/DC gig? You're doing it wrong...

'Pavement power' - The bad idea that never seems to die

Re: Combine the two

In fact, very few people on the face of the planet know that the very shape of the M25 forms the sigil *odegra* in the language of the Black Priesthood of Ancient Mu, and means 'Hail the Great Beast, Devourer of Worlds'. The thousands of motorists who daily fume their way around its serpentine lengths have the same effect as water on a prayer wheel, grinding out an endless fog of low-grade evil to pollute the metaphysical atmosphere for scores of miles around.

A robot kitchen? Whatever. Are you stupid enough to fall for this?

Re: Ultrahouse

No, it's wholly Moley.

Invasion of the virus-addled lightbulbs (and other banana stories)

Re: Third time (un)lucky?

Given that God is infinite, and that the Universe is also infinite...would you like a toasted teacake?

User couldn't open documents or turn on PC, still asked for reference as IT expert

"two monitors plugged into each other, a USB mouse plugged in to an ethernet port"

Can anyone explain how this could be physically achieved? I'm genuinely stumped.

World+dog to get retro classic Commodore 64 for Christmas

Actually it was Speccy vs C64 vs the posh kid who had a BBC Micro. Said posh kid got a lot of stick from the rest of us, but secretly we envied him for Repton and Elite.

Sir Clive Sinclair in tech tin-rattle triumph

For the high up shields (which were on the ground floor if I remember correctly) you had to catapult one of the teachers and then shoot again at his head ... the pellet would ricochet up to hit the shield.

Samsung S7 tease suggests phone likes it hot and wet

I'll second that.

Blackpool hotel 'fines' couple £100 for crap TripAdvisor review

Re: The damage is already done!

Searching for 'dirty stinking hovel' achieves the same results with fewer keypresses.