* Posts by John

69 publicly visible posts • joined 29 Jan 2007

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Dutch police arrest 111 West Africans in 419 clampdown

John

Easy Come Easy Go

Obviously some people get hold of their money easier than I do.

If they want to gamble on some hokey internet 'offer' then let them.

Mind, I still like to see the 419ers arrested.

Time in the big-boys college tends to focus one's mind and one's sphincter.

DARPA scramjet nudges Mach 10

John

Curry Deliveries

Two hour curry deliveries London to Sydney!

Next big thing.

Robots en route to Dublin car parks

John

RE: Not the Jetsons

No, my recollection is:

A car driven by a really incompetent lady driver crashes inside a basement carpark, setting off explosions and a huge fire. A family is trapped between two automatic fire doors until International Rescue is called in.

Hurry.........air....running......out!

Puddles on Mars, aerospace boffin claims

John

Marvin

Where's the kaboom? There's supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!

Brit cuffed for German towel-torching raid

John

It must be naff....

...to holiday in places where there are sun-beds, crowds and stuff-all sun. Here in God's own country we have more sun than we know what to do with. In fact, only the foolish & the Brit tourists go out in it.

2012 Olympics logo debuts to whalesong

John

My 2c worth...

What a load of old socks! Its ugly and naff. Must be a hoax.

Space elevator business plan crashes to Earth

John

But what happens when.....

In Kim Stanley Robinson's "Mars" trilogy, the space elevator thingy came a crashing down during a war. The darn thing then wrapped itself around and around the planet crushing everything under its path.

I can see real estate values dropping..... Under a flight path?...No. Check! Near a freeway?...No. Check! Under the space elevaltor thingy crash zone?...Yes. Ooooer !

Flying car sells for $505k

John

Child Catcher....

That darn child catcher (Robert Helpmann) gave me nightmares for years!!!!

Damn CCBB, dash and blast !

Flying car or not.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0375818/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062803/

Telstra in Second Life 'Ayers Rock' kerfuffle

John

Oh

Does that mean I have to burn all my school trip photos of Ayers Rock taken back in 1978?

When do they men in black suits want to come around and check?

China will head for the moon this year

John

Chinese Take Away

No doubt the Chinese would land by an American Apollo site and remove the evidence so they could tell the Chinese people THEY were first!!!

Chinese 1

Conspiracy nuts 1

Everyone else 0

Gorilla rampages through Dutch zoo

John

Cheap First Date

So he thinks he can impress a lady by going to a zoo cafeteria on a first date ? No wonder she wasn't impressed.

UK gov mulls prison for those employing illegal immigrants

John

Papers pleaze !!

Ve hav vays of making you vork you know!

Ve vill ensure all citizens are ze good citizens and that ze salut ze fatherland in ze proper fashion.

Hungarians demand ejection of Piresan immigrants

John

Hans used pedalo yard

For sale: 4 used pedalos, low kms, some rust, certified as never used by English cricket team. Slight swan damage. 430 Euros the lot, must provide own transport.

NASA boffin outlines asteroid mission

John

Yahooooo!!

Maybe while the guys are up there they could attach a steering booster to the thing and then go on an extended tour of the universe !!!

Zooooooooooooooooooooooom !

UK bikers skate on sticky grit

John

Aussie Road User

Mollases - It's no wonder English roads melt when the temperature goes over 60oF. The stuff would boil away here, the air temp regularly hits 120oF. God only knows how hot the roads get.

Salt - Now that sounds good for the car ! The Japanese cars must literally melt with rust.

Snow - You're welcome to the stuff. The only ice I want to see is that heaped around my next cold beer.

ESA boffins make Martian maps

John

Great Stuff

I dream of the day I can roam around a virtual, hi res, martian landscape. For some reason this has always been of great interest to me.

I will never get there physically, so the next best thing is to go on a digital trek around the canyons and mountains. Imagine standing 100 miles away from Olympus Mons and looking up up up....!!

Bring it on!

Cow poo: the building material of the future?

John

Dung Villages

Having been to rural India I have seen the honourable cow-poo used extensively. It is a great material for building walls and homes, it burns well once dried and it is a source of fertiliser for the fields. I don't think a sungle dollup goes to waste in India.

School tasers naked, oil-smeared student

John

Amazing

What next, real firearms for students who run pranks that others don't agree with? We did equally stupid (aka "cool") things at High School and the worst we ever got was a telling off or maybe some corporal punishment. "Resource Officer" is that like a way of saying "School Cop"?

Why is the human face hairless?

John

Hair Shirt

Hey guys, keep your hair shirts on! I'm starting to wonder whether humans have evolved much reading some of the inane comments above. False claims of Ph Ds, spelling errors and the choice of vacuous leaders, it's all too much.

I know some Italians who have so much facial and body hair, they could have been extras in Planet of the Apes. And that's just the women!

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