Posts by Adolph Clickbait

Forget the climate: Fatties are a much bigger problem - study

Re: I'm three terrorists at least!

Well you know what they say. "Inside every lard arse, there are two, maybe three, thin people trying to get out"

Ofcom snatches 700MHz off digital telly, hands it to mobile data providers

What? No X-faaaaactaaaaaa ?

Human DNA 'will be found on moon' – Brian Cox

Hope they land on my acre

I'll be charging rent! http://moonestates.com

LIFE, JIM? Comet probot lander found 'ORGANICS' on far-off iceball

Have they got any money?

Can we borrow?

I'M SO SORRY, sobs Rosetta Brit boffin in 'sexist' sexy shirt storm

Re: World, get over yourself

Top hat and tails! I'd expect nothing less.

Hey, you, PHONE-FACE! Kickstarter in-car mobe mount will EMBED your phone into your MUG

How's the driver supposed to Whatsapp whilst navigating a rounderbout

Damm these cars for distracting a driver from their tech!

Bible THUMP: Good Book beats Darwin to most influential tome title

Re: Being a good person?

"(Nearly) Sacrificing your children"

The nearly bit only applies if the sacrifice is a boy, girl not so lucky - Jephthah's daughter...

Always the same

Fiction more popular than fact

Why can't a mobile be more like a cordless kettle?

Don't need one

My phone lasts all day, I cane it too (not all day natch)