Posts by Adolph Clickbait

INTERNET of BOOBS: Scorching French lass reveals networked bikini

Re: The bikini isn't French

Oh come on, what have the Romans ever done for us.

Voyager 2 'stopped' last week, and not just for maintenance

Re: Golden record...

Hmm, I reckon it'll turn up on ET's version of the "Antiques Roadshow".

Re: Golden record...

Hmm, I reckon it'll turn up on ET version of the "Antiques Roadshow".

BRAIN STORM: Nine mislaid cerebra found near railway line in New York

Lucky...

The finder didn't put them down the drain.

Eye thang ewe

Creationist: The Flintstones was an accurate portrayal of Dino-human coexistence

Did he fly in with Pterodactyl airlines?

Adult FriendFinder hack EXPOSES MEELLIONS of MEMBERS

Re: Met my wife

Sounds like an awkward date.

Does she like pina coladas?

Google DOG WHISTLING fails to send URLs across the room

I do this often

"oi Dave, look at this URL http://someurl.com" also works down the phone

Milking cow shot dead by police 'while trying to escape'

you certainly mooidered that one

Japan showcases really, really fast … whoa, WTF was that?!

Great, 5 minutes to go 30 miles

Half an hour to wait for a platform

Rand Paul puts Hillary Clinton's hard drive on sale

she'll have his head...

on a platter.

Atomic clocks' ticks tamed by 3,000 entangled atoms

Ho much ..

for the gold plated version

BACK OFF, spooks: UK legal hacking code should be 'resisted at all costs' says lawyer

If you've got nothing to hide....

they'll give you something...

Churchill's blood valued at £560,000. Take that Stalin!

Weird

This fetish for body bits, mind you the religious are by far the worst for this.

Must-have sports tech: No, not an Apple Watch, a TOMATO GOB-STUFF BOT

I don't know how I've managed so long without one!

ATTENTION SETI scientists! It's TOO LATE: ALIENS will ATTACK in 2049

Finally

Put all that Space invader and Galaxians training to good use!

KUSHINIKIZA! Google Translate SAVES BABY in Irish roadside birth

The Corkman?

How appropriate!

Car? Check. Driver? Nope. OK, let's go, says British govt

Bad news for bus drivers

Bring it on!

Skin colour's irrelevant. Just hire competent folk on their merits, FFS

Perhaps interviews need to be blinded (ala "the Voice")

(not interviewers)

Black Beauty Martian meteorite IS a SPOT-ON match with Red Planet's DARK PLAINS: boffins

Re: Tasty?

Dairylea? This is moon shaped after all.

Apple CEO: Fandroids are BINNING Android in favour of IPHONES

Hardly surprising

Considering Android has probably the largest market share.

Boffins attempt to prove the universe is just a hologram

Re: Hologram detector detector

Not all that bad, considering said moon is slow moving away from the earth.

We exist on someones credit card!

Dark Fibre: Reg man plunges into London's sewers to see how pipe is laid

Re: Gives new meaning...

Too much fibre...

Want a cheap Office-er-riffic tablet? Microsoft Windows takes on Android

http://www.linxtablet.co.uk/

linx forum

BAN email footers – they WASTE my INK, wails Ctrl+P MP

Simples

Secretary prints, transcribes by hand, scans then emails back to MP, oh

Tesco tosses loss-making Blinkbox into TalkTalk's basket

Perhaps they bought them in Tesco vouchers, "double up" ?

Want to shoot FIREBALLS from your wrists, SPIDER-MAN style?

Me Wantee - I promise to use it responsibly ...

You know guarantee seat on the morning train , that sort of thing.

30 years ago today, the first commercial UK 'mobile' phone call was made

Starskey & Hutch

We're always taking calls in their motor?

UK retailers in TABLET PRICE SLASH BONANZA

IPad 1s for under a ton

On Morgan's recent emails

Fancy a .trust domain? How's $150,000 sound?

Wonder if ...

Hammerite will register "remove" (maybe just for Yorkshire)

Last chance for Xmas Cash'n'Carrion goodies

Re: Christmas...

"X" comes from the Greek letter Chi, which is the first letter of the Greek word Χριστός which comes into English as "Christ"

El Reg Redesign - leave your comment here.

I like it on the desktop at least

Needs to be responsive though, huge amount of whitespace.

Terrible on a mobile? Whats that you say ? Mobile websh1te, pah nice anecdote grandad but this is the 'teenies.

Wanna buy a dot-word? If you want a .pizza the action, now's a chance

Can't blame them...

for wanting a .pizza da action

Car-crash IT: HUGE write-off for Universal Credit - PAC

Re: Pretty good for public sector IT

just remove 'onslta'

Virgin Media customers suffer YET MORE YouTube buffering blues

Re: Sometime I wonder...

It is simulations all the way down.

Manchester festival marketers fined £70,000 over spam ‘mum’ texts

"afterlife"

Oh the irony.

Boffins unearth the ultimate antique art - 500,000 years old

Duh! It's a star map

Aquarius or somewhere, crank up the star gate.

Yotaphone 2: The two-faced pocket-stroker with '100 hours' batt life

Popslate

What happened to those guys? A an eInk case for iPhone(5?) with future Android (Samsung) versions too?

UK slaps 25 per cent 'Google Tax' on tech multinationals

Does this disprove the old addage?

The only certainties in life are Death, Taxes* & data loss.

* See title

Google kills CAPTCHAs: Are we human or are we spammer?

Free pr0n

I thought spammers were using free pr0n type sites, then presenting someone else's captcha to the pr0n consumer.

Sinclair is back with the Spectrum Vega ... just as rubbish as the ZX

The real question is...

(assuming it takes off)

How much is LordSir Alan Sugar gonna charge?

<edit>

Never mind, I see that Sky (Amstrad's owners, are on board)

Apple patents NEVERSMASH iPHONE for fumbling fondlers

Why not anit-grav?

So it just floats?

Legendary Brit physicist Stephen Hawking gets full Intel comms refresh

Intel inside?

Now plastered on his chair?

Mmmmffll-CHOMP: I won? Reg reader to have CHOC-TASTIC YEAR

Perfect timing

For the high fat diet

Holy sh*t! Amsterdam man in pop-up public toilet shock horror

Look on the bright side

The video should be worth a few hundred quid if sent to you've been framed

ASA raps vloggers over undisclosed ads

Re: Why are films not included in this ruling?

I loved the product placement in "Under the Dome".

All the inhabitants of the town owned Microsoft phones (possibly why they were domed off) and none of them were working.

Save Thanksgiving! Get your turkey to text you when it's done

Smoke alarm

That's usually my kitchen timer

Euro Parliament VOTES to BREAK UP GOOGLE. Er, OK then

"Free webmail"

Search for me doesn't even feature Gmail on the 1st page.

(Don't know if adblock has affected it though)

Renewable energy 'simply won't work': Top Google engineers

Re: I seem to remember

>>bloody great bore

Whom do you choose? John Prescott maybe?

Forget the climate: Fatties are a much bigger problem - study

Re: A better measure...

Shirley, the size of your strides is best?