" only acceptable form of consumable onion is picked"
I presume you mean pickled......
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" Still fondly remembered by the older hands."
1) Huskies don't get jealous
2) Huskies don't gossip
3) Huskies don't worry about size
4) Huskies are easy to satisfy
5) Huskies are cheap to take out - a can of of dog food and they're yours for the night
6) After you've worn out one Husky theres another seven left
7) Huskies don't ask daft questions like "do you love me"
8) Huskies won't steal your beer
9) If a Husky says "no" you know she means it
10) You can't get a Husky pregnant
11) You don't have to bribe a Husky
12) Huskies don't worry about how much you earn
13) Huskies let you have friends
14) Huskies won't complain about you drinking
15) Huskies won't complain about your driving
16) Huskies keep you warm in bed. They don't have cold feet
"There was a fear that those pesky Canines could affect the native flora and fauna"
strange......dogs don't like eating penguins(too many feathers, too greasy and fishy) and theres little chance of a Husky catching a whale. Theres no flowering plants - just a few lichens and they're unlikely to be much affected.
must be another reason.....perhaps they really are worried about aliens?
"It's annoying when you make a call out after asking them repeatedly if they have turned the machine on then get there to find it's not turned on so turn it on and just leave."
In that statement you've just failed the first test of being a techie.
You never NEVER ever simply tell customers to "turn it on". You always describe the button and location to them, and ask them to tell you what it looks like and what markings are on it, THEN you tell them to press it. You can never assume that what the customer assumes is the power button, actually is.
You're annoyed? Think what frustration the customer feels when the help desk is manifestly incapable of providing help
"Hmm. Where patient data security is an issue I wouldn't expect otherwise, particularly as the word "contract" has been used.
Valid comments, but all involved were approved by the authorities involved, had full CRB checks, and the support desk had been ordered to help - but they still refused. (Besides which you don't know the company we represented - something I can't tell you, but a "significant" player in NHS support) Jobsworths
Back to the original story.........
I spend a lot of my time doing support at GP surgeries. Support for most of the Devon ones is run by a decent bunch of guys, but there are a small number or surgeries on a local South Devon Hospital COIN network and the support team there are the most protectionist bunch of jobsworth prats that you can imagine.
They won't provide credentials for contract engineers to log into systems, won't provide realistic instruction to end users, and insist on site visits for the slightest simplest problem so that "they" can be in charge. In essence, as a "help desk" they fail to meet the name. It wouldn't surprise me if this story originates from that team - in which case I'd take it with a pinch of salt as its more than likely the supposed instructions were crap
"But a Type 45 destroyer is an incredibly powerful vessel!"
until its sunk - it has no effective defences against ballistic missiles, or against a "swarm" attack of cheap drones which would rapidly deplete its limited supply of boxed missiles. When that happens then game over for the T45 and any carrier its escorting.
"What's Guantanamo got to do with it? This is a US citizen they have bang to rights. There's no need for "special rendition" or any other type of cloak'n'dagger stuff here."
Nothing to do with special rendition or cloak'n'dagger
He spied for a foreign nation - potentially for a terrorist organisation within that nation. The yanks don't have to send him to trial - they can simply treat him as an enemy combatant, put him in a cell and leave him to rot
"Because of this, they are usually surrounded by entire fleets of destroyers, cruisers, submarines, and other miscellaneous craft bristling with defense and offensive weapons. "
Unless its a British carrier, which will have to make do with a solitary Type 45 destroyer. If you're lucky.
autonomous cars won't be safe for routine use until they can negotiate Wrynose and Hardknott passes at night in mid winter in a snowstorm.
and thats on top of the need to be safe on "normal" roads like city centres and motorways.
I'd love to see Google send their vehicles over the Lakeland passes - they'd be foxed by the first hairpins and single-track passing spaces, not to mention the 40% inclines. And as for the suicidal Herdwick sheep.....
@ Grumpenkraut
you said " Let me just say that I suffer from "shitty BIOS" right now: power up sometimes works, but mostly only starts the fans. I have to power down and up again to get the fucker booting. Power-off works mostly, when not, I have to cut mains. "
You've got a f'cked motherboard. Some or all of the capacitors are u/s and aren't generating enough voltage to start the machine
Of course its Paris
thats the only place other than Turin where you'd get a Mini with those oversized bolt on bumpers
In Italy some of the Innocenti Coopers had the "wrong" radiator grille like the one in the photo, but thats not an Innocenti Cooper. Looking at the 1970's style "Mini" badge on that grille I'd gamble on it being a Belgian Seneffe built one? Thoughts anyone?
"pull into shore and just ask a native where the f@ck you are."
People like William Dampier tried that but.....
1) the shore was too rocky to land
2) the natives ran away
3) the locals didn't speak English. Or French. Or Dutch...or Spanish or......
Pretty amazing he managed to circumnavigate three times (100 years before Cook) but then he was an expert navigator and cartographer so had real skills to fall back on
The fact is you can't rely on modern electronic navigation aids.....
A story told to me by a former captain on Jimmy Sherwood's UK Seacat fleet.......apparently if you went over 20 knots the radar suddenly halved the reported distance of reflected objects. Obviously a programming glitch, but one that couldn't be resolved (or at least not during his career on the catamarans). My understanding is that the problem is still there now.
What other software glitches are there out there, maybe unrecognised?
@Wzrd1
"In other words, you've *never* watched Doctor Who."
to the contrary, I can still remember watching the first episode of the Hartnell era
And the story was literally "unfathomable" because theres no way of explaining how a burst dam can create the supposed permanent deep lake the base was in.
If you can't keep up with the flood of thought I suggest you go home and have a long lie down. Maybe re-engage your stream of awareness
"touring Ireland by motorcycle."
never done that, but toured it a few times in wet weather on a pushbike.
Not to be repeated again - two weeks in wet weather with soaking shorts on a diet of Guinness and soda bread produced the most gargantuan haemorrhoids imaginable. Couldn't sit on the bike at the end - had to peddle standing up just to avoid the pain. It was so bad I had to endure the ferry back to Liverpool standing as any attempt at sitting risked blood loss.
Never been back - too many memories.........