How is this even legal?
I bet you couldn't even marry a stone in California.
Did it say "I do"?
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Well if the EXE really is missing, you take the next step in the troubleshooting process and you continue to do so until you sort the damn problem out. You don't make a stupid sarcastic comment to the user in order you can quote it years later in the hope it'll make you look smug, clever and/or superior.
I was a field service engineer back in the nineties, and my patch included Norfolk.
One day I went to a gentleman who was a little strange. I nearly stood on a dead rabbit as I entered his house, which he said was going to be his dinner. He wasn't threatening, but just really creepy and the house was full of shotguns. The next week when I had to go back, I rang the office from a payphone on the village green (mobile signal stopped at Cambridge in those days) and told them I was about to go in to Mr Yokel's house, and if they didn't hear from me in an hour's time, to call the police. They found this very funny.
My next job was also field service. One of my colleagues got locked in by a little old lady, somehow he called the police and she got a telling off.
Here's the best tale. It was circa 1999, and this whole Internet thing was taking off and everyone wanted to get connected. The firm I worked for sold PCs, and some genius decided that for a small fee, punters could have an engineer unpack their PC, set it up, get them signed up with an ISP and show them how to use the mouse. We hated it, as we had enough to do fixing stuff. It would take an hour and twenty minutes at best by the time you'd unpacked all the peripherals out of the cardboard boxed and got the sodding 5.1 speakers out of the little plastic bags.
Anyway, one day I was sent to a less well-off suburb of Peterborough. Long story short, the bloke didn't have a credit card, and you needed a credit card to sign up to the ISP.
I plugged the whole thing in, printer, scanner, the lot. "Am I on the Internet?" said the customer. I broke the news as best I could. He got a bit funny and told me to take the PC away. I didn't have that authority, so I phoned Customer Service and explained the situation. At this point, he got out two large oriental swords and started swinging them around.
I noted that he was between me and the front door, and that door was locked.
My exact thought at the time was "I wonder what will happen next."
I played Snake on my trusty Nokia whilst the punter swung his swords round the kitchen. After a couple of minutes he said "It seems, Mr McCann, you are unable to help me."
"So it would seem", I said. He let me out, and I jumped in the car and locked the doors.
Company policy was changed after that.
There is no law that says you have to have a "smart" meter. Mine had to be replaced in December - I rang them and said I wanted an ordinary meter.
No problem. The bloke from Lowry Beck turned up and replaced it with a normal one. I had a nice long chat with him. He said he was supposed to sing the praises of these thing but thought they were a load of nonsense.
Like identity cards, this is something nobody needed or wanted, which is going to cost a fortune and end up being a massive failure.
Yeah, this is something I have never understood. In more civilised (continental European) countries you pay someone by transferring money to their account. They provide you with the details, you transfer the money, they see the money has arrived - job done. No fannying about with cheques.
I've been running Opera 12.17 for years.
I reinstalled my neighbour's laptop and went to install a proper browser. Put the latest version of Opera on and couldn't believe what a massive pile of crap it is.
I've tried early versions of Vivaldi - sadly it's just a reskinned version of the beloved Google's chromium and last time I looked on Vivaldi's forum, it was phoning home to Google's IP addresses, so I hope they've knocked that one on the head.
Sad.