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• AEG hasn’t existed for years
• Microsoft has a specific domain for testing for Internet connectivity: www.msftncsi.com/ncsi.txt
Leave Norwich City out of this
You couldn't get more British than this. Like the Beagle 2 failure, Branson can't get it up.
Liz Truss killed the queen.
That. is. a. disgrace.
You mean "TV's Matt Hancock"
PC LOAD LETTER
On-prem seems a better choice now, no?
Or "email server" as we used to call them.
Twitter is the oozlum bird. Let's hope so, anyway.
They've invented CCleaner!
Just say no.
It seems their strategy of continuously snaffling up other companies and guaranteeing annual pay rises for the senior management and guaranteeing dividends to shareholders whilst screwing their employees and customers isn't working then.
This shit has never worked and never will.
Gartner and their Magic Quadrant can fuck right off.
Shocked, I tell you!
I'm so glad I don't participate in this shitfest.
How sad. Never mind.
We called them applications back then.
I'm just here for the pickernick baskets
That web site is "Proudly powered by WordPress"
Are we sure these are sysadmins?
Oh dear, how sad, never mind
Just in time for SysAdmin Day
"could have died"
Well did they, or didn't they? Evidently not.
P.S. If it's worthwhile counterfeiting Cisco kit, then Cisco kit is overpriced.
Both these things are likely to have been outsourced to Capita
Okay, let's cut to the chase. Pictures of it don't show a lid and show the RCA sockets on the right hand side, not hidden round the back. That's two epic fails for me already.
There's always Domino
But do you have the necessary hashtags?
NO! Surely not?
Or it would be, if Microsoft offered certification in something which interests me. But they don't.
The smart people have always bought AMD.
Ugly syntax for sure.
You'd think equals would be =
Nope. It's -eq
Greater than >
I hadn't planned on living that long.
You can't call a Travelodge a hotel. That's like calling McDonald's a restaurant.
And FIFA has an ethics committee.
Something is either "on trial" or it is "being tried"
"Those stupid enough to fall for the fake ads"
Meanwhile, people in Ukraine are eating snow.
because they don't design anything any more, and just flog rebranded Foxconn and Wistron kit.
This is Virgin on the ridiculous
Lovely error message, "Something went wrong".
Microsoft wrote the application, Microsoft wrote the damn operating system, and the best error message Microsoft could come up with is "Something went wrong".
And what's that gonna achieve?
More to the point, why can't "Vice Society" be rounded up, put in a cage, and shot through the head?
Back to the Littlewoods catalogue then.
Fifteen years and you're still whining about the ribbon.
I'm sure Nick Clegg's got this under control.
Tell me more
Get you, Grandad!
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