* Posts by colinb

223 posts • joined 23 Oct 2014


UK tech supply chain in dark over Brexit preparations months ahead of final heave-ho


Re: Latest from the PM

Agree that comparing the UK to Australia is daft.

Its not about Business, they know nothing of Business especially trade and they don't care about Business.

This is cargo cult'ing at its worst.

As for Australia, NZ is 2.8 of exports, the USA 4%, a paltry amount.

There is only one country relevant to Australia:


China is 40% a huge amount for one country.

You have to add the values of the next 8 Export countries to get even close to that.

Where China goes Australia goes. For good and bad.

The UK has exports to the US of 15%, Germany 9.9%, France 6.7%, Netherlands 6%, Ireland 6%.

Much more evenly balanced but of course just about ready to tell its nearest free trade area thanks but no thanks.

However there will be Portaloo's in Farage Park, maybe they could lay some music on, deckchairs, that kind of thing I can hear it now 'Who do you think you are kidding ~~~~~' wafting over the muddy fields

The perils of building a career on YouTube: Guitar teacher's channel nearly deleted after music publisher complains


Claim is probably right but also nonsense

"If you get to a point where the industry is looking at income it could have received"

What monies are lost from a guitar tab tutorial? from companies that don't produce tab anyway.

More likely to gain fans that will listen to the music on streaming services to play along.

Rick Beato does brillant breakdown of songs on Youtube and gets silly takedowns all the time, the more enlightened publishers recognise the publicity benefits and do not strike the videos down.

Brexit travel permits designed to avoid 7,000-lorry jams come January depend on software that won't be finished till April


There is always Monaco

Well, if you are a billionaire like Jim Ratcliffe the prominent Brexit supporter who has just moved there.

As John Lydon said at their last concert 'Ever get the feeling you've been cheated'

Greatest crossover of all time: Microsoft, Samsung preview Android on Windows via Your Phone app


Greater than the Magnum P.I., Murder She Wrote crossover?

I think not.

Just a simple syncing of the Sammy Android Calendar to 0365 without 20 steps would be a move forward.

UK government shakes magic money tree, finds $500m to buy a stake in struggling satellite firm OneWeb


Re: Just what we need

Ok, I don't have a horse but best of luck with the sale.


Just what we need

A LOCAL GPS for LOCAL people

While we are at it let's bring back British Leyland, that world beating engineering company.

'Azure appears to be full': UK punters complain of capacity issues on Microsoft's cloud


Re: Homework

Hm, remote learning has been possible for a long time, via Radio for example in Australia

Remember seeing Blue Peter do a thing on outback kids learning via Radio back in the 70s.



Re: Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit on prem.

This is for starting VMs so maybe bandwidth but it needs to rehydrate the disks and find a slot on a host to run the VM.

Both are probably requisitioned for higher priorities and i'm sure the algo puts MS internal needs (Teams, O365 etc..) above anyone else including emergency services.

Would love to see that decision tree published.


Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit on prem.

Been like this from at least Friday here. Europe North. Status page is clearly rubbish.

Definitely getting worse and i would finger Teams for this.

In deepest darkest Surrey, an on-prem SAP system running 17-year-old software is about to die....


Each council is unique

There is no reason to use a common ERP system in the UK. None. Take Surrey for example.

It is unique.

Unique air, in fact as it passes over Surrey it's improved for the next borough

Unique Roads, the smell of freshly laid Surrey tarmac in the morning is like nothing else.

Unique Trees, we even have a hill named after a tree.

Unique Paths

Unique Bins

Unique People

Truly Unique and deserves its own stand alone system not some insanity like this https://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/08/02/oracle_r12_for_6_london_councils/

A short note to say I'm off: Vulture taps claws on Reg keyboard for last time


Good Luck

Sounds like worthy work @ The Bureau of Investigative Journalism

Algos in government hands is just the newest wave of kafkaism to be unleashed on public.

"Computer says no, and don't ask us why"

Blood, snot and fear: Why the travelling lone tech reporter should always knock twice


You bet the system had a problem

It let users make a choice!

Now in this case it could well have been the BOFH with some spare time to kill, keying random stuff into fields is very therapeutic.

Just take a look at the carnage on Notepad++'s GitHub: 'Free Uyghur' release sparks spam tsunami by pro-Chinese


Re: *Standing, thunderous, rowdy ovation*

"I know for a fact that the media in China and Russia (and other countries for that) is far more critical than the media in the Western World"

That is clearly untrue, the 'Lock him up' chants to Trump were covered in multiple papers and TV segments. You think this would happen with Xi? Putin?

Forgotten the Snowden revelations all over the Guardian? you know of any leaks on Chinese Surveillance in the Chinese press?

That said outlets like the Guardian have clearly got closer to the government on security matters post Snowden but if they had a juicy blockbuster story, i'd say they would run it.


"Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart." — Winnie the Pooh

The post is required, and must contain honey.

From Instagram to insta-banned: Facebook wipes NSO Group workers' personal profiles amid WhatsApp hack rap


Re: its not high tech that's needed

"no one DARES to attack US soil"

they must have had short memories. The Trade Towers were already car bombed in 1993. 6 dead, >1000 injured.

Bad enough but the plan was to collapse the north tower into the south, if the bomb was in a different position that might have happened.


its not high tech that's needed

"Because I work for a company called NSO Group, and according to their statements, have found and used vulnerabilities in their WhatsApp architecture, to provide security agencies and governments sophisticated tools to prevent the next 9/11"

Ya well they didn't need "sophisticated tools" to prevent the last 9/11 just not to be silo'd and hate each others agencies.

And oh yeah when getting a direct tip actually follow it up.

"On August 11, 2001, Moussaoui and his roommate, Hussein al-Attas, arrived in Egan, Minnesota and checked into a hotel. Moussaoui began classes at Pan Am Flight School there on August 13, 2001. On Wednesday, August 15, 2001, an employee at Pan Am called the FBI's Minneapolis Field Office because the employee and other Pan Am employees were suspicious of Moussaoui."

Your kids will be glad a UK government-funded robot will be changing your nappy and not them


i'll take the Robots any day

The mother of a friend of mine is going through dementia but has care in her home, initially private now council.

They installed a hoist to help the carers get her out of bed.

Each time he visits it appears to be relegated to a towel rail and looks unused, his mother is basically left in bed full time. The foreign carers don't speak much English so conversations don't happen either.

Relying on humans in your old age? Good luck with that.

Data cops order Ireland to delete 3.2m records after ID card wheeze ruled to be 'unlawful'


ID cards by the back door

This is ID cards pure and simple despite them claiming it wasn't.

The cost of this at 0.6719 Pg (60m) and counting completely overshadows any fraud prevention savings so no reason for it there.

Its still required for claiming the dole so poor people have to have it.

No doubt the minister Regina Doherty will try to push some laws through to shore things up.

She had said the PSC card was "mandatory not compulsory". Ah lawyers, don't you just love them.

Hardly any wonder Politicians are held in such low esteem.

Fantastic Mr Fox? Not when he sh*ts on your lawn, kids' trampoline and your soul



Surely this is a job for LESTER, beefed up with all terrain wheels and tuned for fox detection.

Blasting out some Nigel and the Ripsnorters or equivalent 70s punk at full volume but sped up over the 22KHz range of human hearing.

Foxes can hear up to 65KHz

Boeing's 737 Max woes trigger BEEELLIONS in losses – and that's just for the latest quarter


Re: Ryanair

Nope, Lessor, which buys an equal number of Airbus.

As for IAG that Boeing only was probably to beat Airbus in the next negotiation that comes up. Although they are less negotiation more arm-to-arm combat in this space.


Re: Ryanair

Maybe Boeing has it in the pipeline but my company is buying 200 of the MAXs, there is no marketing change from our side that I am aware of.


Re: Ryanair

I would not read much into it. from the pictures there is no 737 MAX either it is either -7,-8,-9. although the -8 is so popular it is often referred to as 737 MAX

the 'Ryanair' model (it is not exclusive to Ryanair) always had the Variant type of 737-8200 as displayed on its LOPA,

It just looks to me that had a shortage of space to put the label so they took the short code in both cases.

It's so hot, UK needs to start naming heatwaves like we do when it's a bit windy – climate boffins


IT Angle

Had a A/C unit delivered yesterday, an iGenix.

Comes with WIFI connectivity and an App, also links to Alexa.

I've linked the App and its cool to control from my phone, although its actually easier to just use the front panel.

Looking forward to the patch your iGenix now article from el Reg, although it gives no clue how to do that.

It's Prime Minister Boris Johnson: Tech industry speaks its brains on Brexit-monger's victory



Sorry, all i can see when i look at him is Wimpy from Popeye

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."

and i suspect that's how he'll run the country.

How does UK.gov fsck up IT projects? Let us count the ways


What skills do they have?

This is on the right track but there is a lot more that can be done

1 - Specialist Skills, having a English or Economics Degree will be of no use in understanding, scoping and running IT projects as a client, they just won't have a clue. France have the École nationale d'administration which provides training to Civil Servants and something similar is needed here, they need to know what an IT project is from the inside out. I mean which initiative does not include an IT angle these days.

2- Providers should be forced to publish all estimate and actual's in time and money for IT projects both Private and Public above a certain amount, this will highlight failures and help to break up the the large consultancies who are effectively mugging private customers who are unable to check history of work. I've seen this in practice and it involves legal documents with NDA's attached post a failure.

Failures should be made into case studies and circulated, as engineering failures (bridges etc..) are today.

'Cockwomble' is off the menu: Uncle Bulgaria issues edict against using name in vain



well my view of Eastbourne, admittedly an ignorant one based on never visiting it, has risen up a few notches.

"It will take more than willy waving your tiny chippolatas to silence Katie Hopkins"

Yeah ok, but what would? willy waving frankfurters? bratwursts?

Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, where to go? Navigation satellite signals flip from degraded to full TITSUP* over span of four days


Re: Huzzah!

yes i've heard the same rumour, i believe its clock will be set by detecting the boom of the Admiral's canon which he sets off everyday at 8am and 6pm sharp.

Let's go fly a kite indeed. hip hip hooray

Tesla’s Autopilot losing track of devs crashing out of 'leccy car maker


Re: Autonomous driving is months, years, or decades away

true, but more worried about the tech gods and their hubris these days


Re: Autonomous driving is months, years, or decades away

I probably fall into the race away from the lights category but i focus on situational awareness and i believe a slightly more "exciting" drive keeps me focused. 25 accident free years in a car (not on a M/C unfortunately as people really don't see you).

If you drive like you are sitting on your home sofa then you are quiet likely to switch off and miss clues to situations that are developing.

For example on the motorway i can often tell when people are about to pull into my lane by keeping an eye on how fast they are coming up on the car/truck in front of them, they don't need to indicate and often don't but i will already have moved out of their way just in case.

If computers can get to that level of anticipation then that will be a major safety leap forward.


Re: 110 Software Engineers on the wall...

Actually it would be most correct if the other software engineers had killed them, via stoning, stabbing or clubbing apparently.

That's really where the motivation not to lose comes from. Good times.


Re: Autonomous driving is months, years, or decades away

I see putting an autonomous system onto a Italian or Greek road as cruel and unusual punishment.

You are right, its many years away. If a smart 12 year old cannot get a license why would an autonomous car which is far far more stupid.

It's happening, tech contractors: UK.gov is pushing IR35 off-payroll rules to private sector in Finance Bill


has this actually raised any more tax?

"According to the Treasury, the government has raised £550m in Income Tax and National Insurance contributions in the first 12 months since it was introduced."

No doubt this figure is juiced but also this is paid for by higher contractor rates to public bodies which is tax payers money, so basically HMRC have quite likely goosed 550mil from the tax payers, then given it back to them and expect them to be grateful?

They were always going to roll it into the private sector so the consultation was fake, it will have an impact in how flexible business can be and my rates will go up to cover any extras.

Summer's here, where's Windows 10 19H2? For Microsoft, spring ends whenever the heck it says so stop asking


bah, real dev's use Case Sensitive languages

because, your know, we're hard.

IF and WHILE indeed

unless there's a MACRO in your pocket =>

Exodus: Tech top brass bail on £1bn UK courts reform amid concerns project is floundering


Think i've seen this film before

is this

Goverment Fucks up Software Project 272 False Hope


Goverment Fucks up Software Project 270 The Phantom Outsourcer

You know the one where the Director and Deputy Director leave because its a dysfunctional environment

Oblivious 'influencers' work on 3.6-roentgen tans in Chernobyl after realising TV show based on real nuclear TITSUP


Re: Sacrifices Must Be Made

Do you drive? Then you are complicit in mass murder and potential murder.

Every trip is potentially fatal for someone.

WHO estimates 1.35 million deaths worldwide from RTA's in 2016. In ONE year.

Clearly the only way to get that number to zero is to ban driving, for cars, trucks and yes buses since they kill too, and fall down ravines when they get tired. Yes its a small few who cause the problem but sorry only a ban will stop the carnage. Its for the best and of course thinking of the children and the unborn children of the dead and their unborn......

Unless you think the risk is acceptable?

Hands up who can tell me which pupil details transfer system has glitched. Yes, Capita's


this one annoying thing about modern systems will shock you

back in the client/server day there was no major system I used that didn't let you design your own reports, mainly by using Crystal Reports rpt files.

The Delphi ERP system i worked on used QuickReport and again users could design and upload their own.

Its basic functionality and replacing it with a listview in a webpage you can group is no replacement.

Go on, feast your eyes on... HMRC's backend: 4,000 IT staff, its hookup with AWS and more



Try using the employers PRSI pages.

- List of months and amounts shown

- click 1999 era radio button on month you need to pay

- Submit

- New form displayed black with none of the relevant information, you key it all in manually.


Their motto seems to be "its not our problem, its yours"

The tech lawsuit of the year: HPE v Mike Lynch and Sushovan Hussain


which songs?

"playing country music to the meeting [and] instructing the senior executives attending to take the meaning of the country music songs"

in my imagination here are some possibles

Stand by your Meg


Dropkick me Jesus (through the goalposts of life)

The Gambler

Huawei 'to sue US' over federal kit block – report


This year ... helping save my job

i'll give it to someone American.

but seriously exactly how far ahead technically is Huawei in 5g, and if stealing was a source of some of this surely they would be behind the company they stole from.

Is your kid looking at GCSE in computer science? It's exam-only from 2022 – Ofqual


Re: "...programming skills assessed only via examination..."

depends on what you mean by 'very old days'

in the early eighties our school programming course was paper only with the joy of 30 kids standing around the single terminal of the DEC PDP/11 housing in a room the size of a bathroom once a week watching a lucky suck-up (pupil) type the program in and seeing if it worked.

Still loved it so i got the principal to agree to let me in early in the morning, boot the computer, play with it and then have the room key back by 9. it took 10 minutes to boot up...

Office 365 enjoys good old-fashioned Thursday wobble as email teeters over in Europe


Re: well...

yes but no one relies on this site for getting work done..

quite the opposite

edit: ah forgot about the BOFH training material

Slack to fend off the collaboration competition with... a new logo



Wow, looks like teletubby vomit.

Got rid of the Hash? These guys look to be smoking copious amounts of the stuff.

HSBC suggests it might have found a... use for blockchain?


$250,000 are you sure?

This is barely a rounding error on the rounding error in banks.

Other sources like the FT has it as

3m FX transactions worth $250bn thats billioooooon

I tend to read these puffs pieces as: our internal tech is shit, really shit, we done this other thing that that everyone is talking about and is less shit.

Aren't we great.

The D in SystemD stands for Dammmit... Security holes found in much-adored Linux toolkit


i told you so inbound

in 1 | 2 | 3 ......

Who cracked El Chapo's encrypted chats and brought down the Mexican drug kingpin? Er, his IT manager


Re: Hmmm ...

Or have 500+ connection requests, mainly hit men.

But if they did connect they would annually receive a 'congratulate Cristian on x years in witness protection' emails

London's Gatwick airport suspends all flights after 'multiple' reports of drones


no joking matter

I doubt this is terrorism of the global type e.g. ISIS, if they had really wanted to do this i suspect they would have taken out Heathrow and Birmingham as well.

With 3 airports down the sheer stacking delays could have caused emergency landings due to lack of fuel.

Yes they carry extra but as the Ryanair Spanish incident has shown some cut it as low as they can get away with.

As a frequent Gatwick flyer my sympathies to those affected.

Oh and Gatwick, buy some frikin Megaphones for god's sake. Talking to the first 5 people in a queue is brain dead.

Musk's popstar girlfriend Grimes croons about next-gen AI, plus more machine-learning news


Re: AI representation


UKFast mulls putting IPO on ice due to six little letters: BREXIT


Re: forthcoming meetings in the next few weeks "will shed more light on the situation"

Well there is the vote on Dec 11.

If the Gov lose they have no authority so sign the Deal with the EU so unless something changes its a hard Brexit come March.

If they do lose something else will probably happen but we don't know what that is, yet.

I'm stockpiling Popcorn...

Facebook spooked after MPs seize documents for privacy breach probe


Off to the tower with Zuck

A live stream of the torture, eh sorry, interview would be nice.

Crime is Treason, betrayal of the country and populace via mass slurpage and sellage

That sphincter-flexing moment for devs when it's time to go live


Re: Experience is a harsh teacher

Pretty much this ^^

Inhouse development is different as you can sometimes amortize what's needed for true testing over multiple projects, if brought in on off projects you are in trouble, it goes like this

Go-Live dates and feature lists are not normally set by the worker techs.

They are told 'here are 200 features that have to be in day 1' (often not this simple, see Agile)

Then they are told when day 1 is, at some point in the project.

There can be any number of reasons this date is picked: could be a post year end period, all company presentation, 'quiet period', Christmas, end of life date on previous product, IPO date, astrologer says so etc..

Load testing is then put at number 201 on the list, some people churn happens on the project, it never happens.

The above list is fine in a perfect world, you will be lucky if you are ever on a project that can do it.



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