* Posts by Handy Plough

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It's all Uber! France ends its love affair with ride-sharing app

Handy Plough

If any of you think this is the will of Madame la Républic, you show that you don't understand France. Unions run France through bribery and corruption. Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité applies to everyone, but the unions are more égale than the rest of us.

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Re: Correction, here ...

Quoting Le Canard is like quoting The Daily Star and cross referencing Viz.

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Re: The sad bit is

"the core idea of a taxi license is setting up some much needed frequent checking on drivers..."

That'd be fine if that is what actually happened. Parisian taxis are a ripoff and might as we'll be unregulated. They are run by a cartel that, using unions, strong arms government.

Apple Music: First three months for free? We lasted less than 3 hours

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All that from 3 hours.

Apple seeks fawning 'journalists' for in-house 'news' self pluggery

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Re: Mike Ash

Mike is anything but fawning...

Scientists love MacBooks (true) – but what about you?

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Re: The view from Silicon Valley

I know that you are bullshitting because OneNote is available on Android, iOS and OS X.

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What CAD software do you use?

Force Touch tweak: Apple 15-inch MacBook Pro with Retina Display

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This is the standard of "journalism" at the Register these days. Sad.

Sysadmins rebel over GUI-free install for Windows Server 2016

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Coat

Re: All of a sudden, my decision to learn Linux

You really are taking the ps with that one...

What an eyeful: Apple's cut price 27in iMac with Retina Display

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Re: Why put DOS on a mac?

At no point did I say that otherwise, I refuted your implied assertion that Macs aren't useful in the realm of 3D and preempted the inevitable CAD remarks. Now to take you to task on your (pointless) Wikilists;

Of the 37 listed programs, 12 aren't available for Mac. Of those 12, only 3 are are "big hitters", 3dsmax, SolidWorks, Solid Edge. I've deliberately left SoftImage off that list as it has been discontinued. Yes 3dsmax is popular. Your medal is in the post. You know what else is popular? Cinema 4D. As to what is better? Neither. It the person operating them dummy.

CAD has been traditionally weak on the platform, no arguments there; however, it has useful CAD software available. You "features" bollocks is irrelevant vis à vis AutoCAD as most people use it like Etch-A-Sketch, and in all honesty MacDraft and Vectorworks are better option on the platform. PLM is poorly supported, but trust me, Siemans PLM is more than capable.

I deal with Autodesk on a daily basis, and let me tell you, they are the worst. They make the likes of Oracle and Adobe look saintly. Their software is buggy as shit and their support is next to useless. Pointless in fact. So it doesn't really further your argument that Wintel is better than Mac because Autodesk CAD and 3D.

BTW, vizualisation is a niche of a niche. Son, I was CAD monkeying before you were born.

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Re: Why put DOS on a mac?

*sigh*

It's only 3dsmax that doesn't run on a Mac, everything else; Maya, Modo, Cinema 4D, LightWave, Houdini, Mudbox (stop sniggering!) all have Mac versions. All are equally as capable; some more so.

You'll be telling us about CAD next. (AutoCAD, VectorWorks, MacDraft, ArchiCAD, Rhino, Cobalt, Siemens NX [as used buy Apple] all run on OS X)

*Source, actual manufacturers unlike you searchgoogletillifindshithatbacksmeup statement...

Use your Apple gizmos only for good, says Tim Cook

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Re: LOL - how?

So it didn't occur to you to flick the switch on the side? Fuckwits, the pair of you.

Stolen an Apple watch? Want to pawn it off? Good news!

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Re: Version 1.0

"Except that you don't have to take your Rolex/Patek/etc watch off during the day and leave it on your desk recharging."

Neither do you with the Apple Watch you bell-end. Dunning-Kruger is strong in this one...

Ericsson to Apple: Cough up for licences or stop selling iPhones, iPads and Watches

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Re: or is Apple denying that the patents apply?

You really are a fucking dullard.

Apple Watch fanbois suffer PAINFUL RASH after sweaty wristjob action

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Re: Its oh so easy to pour scourn

crApple? Really? Is the school holidays already?

The Apple Watch: Throbbing strap-on with a knurled knob

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Re: Objectively gorgeous??

"...my Omega..." Followed by an accusation of being a fashion victim for buying an Apple Watch.

You see the rank fucking hypocracy, right? Smug tit.

Nvidia's GTX 900 cards lock out open-source Linux devs yet again

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Re: JustNiz

"@JustNiz, you're kind of a dick."

Pot meet kettle Trevor. Wind your neck in. Your liberal application of logical fallacy is hilarious.

Pre-order consumergasm will leave Apple Watches out of stock for months

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Are you really lamenting the demise of clockwork mechanics on a technology site?

Luddite icon needed...

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Trollface

If you don't care, why comment? It's because you like the attention, isn't. Is it lonely in your mummy's basement?

iOS, OS X apps sent into infinite dizzy DoS by this one weird kernel bug

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Re: Buzzfeed Headline

Standards have been dropping for a long time...

Steely wonder? It's blind to 4G and needs armour: Samsung Galaxy S6

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Re: I read...

For the money Magani, the 2nd gen. Moto X is excellent value. Battery isn't removable, but it does still offer removable storage and has pretty much stock Android on it. I wouldn't bother with "Sammy" (ODFO) for anything, overpriced tat.

Samsung's bend blame blast: We DEMAND a Galaxy S6 Edge do-over

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Re: they got a point actually.....

Funny how these tests were on the money when it wasn't "Sammie" (please, fuck off) that had the worst performing widget. Samsung fanboys really are a strange breed.

Microsoft dumps ARM for Atom with cut-price Surface 3 fondleslab

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When was Ballmer ever a good idea? Right from the start his tenure was doomed to failure.

Apple's Tim Cook and Salesforce's Marc Benioff DECLARE WAR on anti-gay Indiana

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Re: This is why the law is needed

So what you are saying is that society should shut up and just accept bigotry?

Becoming Steve Jobs biography: ‘Much of it was chutzpah and self delusion’

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Re: What's the fascination?

Dunno, how many narcissistic comments from obvious judgemental sociopaths do we need?

Fanbois: We paid $2000 for full satisfaction but now we have SPREADING STAINS

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Pint

Re: Rubbish

I'd wager a beer that you haven't repeatedly cleaned it with detergents and/or solvents...

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This'll be affecting Dell, HP, Microsoft, HTC,Samsung,Acer and ASUS too then...

Apple Safari update BORKED private browsing

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Flame

Re: More rubbish coding

Sorry, Windows users don't get to whine about Safari. Internet Explorer on the Mac was a fucking travesty that we had to endure for far too long.

Oi. APPLE fanboi! You with the $10k and pocket on fire! Fancy a WATCH?

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Re: Unfortunately

Wow.

$533 MEEELLION – the cost of Apple’s iTunes patent infringement

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First item on the patent reform agenda; make all patent cases federal since they are a federal filing. Take it away from the state courts (esp. the feckin' ejits in Texas).

(Re)touching on a quarter-century of Adobe Photoshop

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Re: Adobe, masters of the trend

Muse is terrible! No better than Dreamweaver or FrontPage. Adobe Edge Reflow and Macaw are far more compelling.

iBank: RBS, NatWest first UK banks to allow Apple Touch ID logins

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Re: Not smart.

@JimmyPage

Articles that are utterly, and entirely bollocks.

Swift gets swifter: Apple updates its new programming language

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Re: How about ...

Judging by your comments, less than you.

'Ruskie' malware pwns iOS 7

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Windows

Re: By definition, JAIL BROKEN iOS is NOT iOS!

As oppose to your tactic of repeating the same misinformation over and over and over again, eh Lionel? Carry on...

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Windows

Re: First Sony now Apple - On the same day

Aren't you forgetting someone?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/02/03/millions_of_android_users_have_loaded_up_on_supersneaky_adware_app/

Of course not. Android is perfect, no?

Google Now now SLURPS data from third party apps so YOU don't have to

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Re: Apple and Google aren't the same AT ALL

Just downvotes? Stay classy fandroids.

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Re: Apple and Google aren't the same AT ALL

@returnmyjedi

Let's have some empirical evidence on that please.

Avast there: MEELLIONS of Androiders scuttled by 'adware' game app

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Windows

Re: Scrabble babble

So pay them. No more ads!

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Windows

Re: Scrabble babble

Yeah! How dare they give you a game for free that has add in it. /s

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Windows

Re: Malware Solution

Ha ha. You clearly have whit for brains, Andy.

Horrifying iPhone sales bring Apple $18bn profit A QUARTER

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Re: So what happen to Peak Apple?

As oppose to the knuckle dragging Daily Mail reading mouth breathers like you, eh?

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Re: Boltar

I don't know whether you're being disingenuous, naive or if it's good old fashioned cognitive bias. I do know that you are talking bollocks. You only have to read these very boards to see that what you said isn't true.

Jellybean upgrade too hard for Choc Factory, but not for YOU

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Re: So is Firefox safe or what?

Neither; it uses Mozilla's Gecko engine.

'Linus Torvalds is UNFIT for the WORKPLACE!' And you've given the world what, exactly?

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The thing is, dickishness is zero sum. It matters not one jot how much of a dick Jobs was or Ballmer is, Torvalds is still a dick, one that is often fucking stupid. Monolithic kernels in 2015? To quote the man himself; "argh! The stupid, it burns!" Fuckwit.

FIVE Things (NOT 10: these are REAL) from the WINDOWS 10 event

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I'd love for them to drop the asinine differing SKU's and have just 1; Windows.

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Re: Cortana Always Listening?

It'll more likely be the EFF with their Open Source Stasi...

Siri? Are you seeing another man?

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Re: RTFA

So WTAF is Siri the main focus of the TFA? Like the OP said; stop wasting our time with crap like this.

Apple Watch support spotted hiding out in iOS 8.2 beta

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Joke

Re: Reg Calender?

Hey! Aren't Apple bring out something like that towards the end of Q1 2015, roughly March?

Not app-y with VAT: Apple bumps up prices in Blighty, Europe, Canada

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Re: 30%!

You'll be apoplectic when you find out how much supermarkets add in markup.

Oh, BTW, Google put a 30% markup in their Play Store too. https://support.google.com/googleplay/android-developer/answer/112622?hl=en

Saudi Arabia to flog man 1,000 times for insulting religion on Facebook

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Re: Police Scotland are now monitoring Social Media for any offensive comments

Report them for spam...

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