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Brit boffins boast of beating barriers to building fusion power

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Re: Looking like...

Tsar Bomba had a yield of 50 megatons, and 97% of that was fusion. If it had the uranium tamper as first designed, it would have reached 100 megatons. The tamper was replaced by a lead one to reduce fallout, so it was tested as a fission-fusion-fusion three-stage design.

Sysadmin summoned to explain italics – to a user with at least two degrees

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Re: A degree is a unit of temperature

Disclosure: rail fan since age 6... but there are Tube timetables! London Transport used to publish them in book form when I was a lad, I've still got the maroon Metropolitan Line one I was given free at a ticket office in 1965. Nowadays they are on line, and your wife's colleague could, for example, see that Monday to Friday there is a Bakerloo services northbound from Oxford Circus at 10.09½. There was one at 10.05½ and there will be one at 10.13, and so on. They try to stick to the times as much as possible, but there can be delays or disruption, and the public perception of the Tube as a 'turn up and go' service is a valid one.

Britain's privacy watchdog quits after 'poor judgment' admission

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Re: We spell it Humour in the UK

With a capital Aitch? When not starting a sentence or in a title?

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Re: What's become of robust expression of opinion?

As someone aged 74, and, I guess, a 'boomer', I do get tired of people assuming that I and my cohort are Daily Mail-reading fascists. My wife was born in what is now the Makerfield constituency, and although she likes Andy Burnham well enough, she (like me) wishes he could be clearer about Gaza and rejoining the EU. We have quite a few friends who feel similarly.

Artemis II astronaut: 'I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working'

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No-one can HEAR you scream, I believe, is the quote?

We know what day it is but these Raspberry Pi price hikes are no joke

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Re: Love

I scored a used Lenovo M900 Tiny desktop with 8 gb RAM and a 250 GB ssd for £100 from eB** because I wanted a replacement for my R Pi 4 that has been my home NAS for 7 years (it works fine, just fancied some hardware to play with). It was advertised with Windows 10 but when I started it there was Windows 11 Pro. That soon got replaced by Debian 14. Everything is just peachy. 6 USB 3 ports. I still have 2 Pis if I get the urge to make a robot or a weather station.

Engineer sabotaged hardware then complained when it didn't work

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Re: It will blow over.

Yes, and Rolt said the 'costive' loco got its revenge by doing that. Rolt was nothing if not lyrical about railway accidents; his description of Connington 1937, as I recall, said 'No. 2744 Grand Parade bore down upon the hapless stationary train'.

Blustering Blackbeard's PC was all at sea, sysadmin got him shipshape in seconds

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Is masturmation the new 'solitary vice'?

Engineer held hostage by client who asked for the wrong fix

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Re: Locked Out

My dad was a distribution engineer for the London Electricity Board in the 1960s, and had to visit South Africa House to advise on an upgrade to their 11 kV transformer in the basement. To get in the building he had to go through an airlock arrangement of that type, with then-unusual CCTV monitoring. At the time South Africa was a pariah nation for well-know reasons.

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Re: idiots

... but it missed 'capacitator'.

If Microsoft made a car... what would it be?

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I've been using Word in versions from 1997 onwards, and it has NEVER done that paste thing the guy was complaining about.

Tech support chap invented fake fix for non-problem and watched it spread across the office

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Re: CRT Monitors...

So did I, and I never got a zap in 15 years. If the tube was inside or outside the chassis, I'd pick it up by the metal corner brackets with the bolt holes. The need to avoid dropping/implosion/shock led to very specific methods,

Techie's one ring brought darkness by shorting a server

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Re: Lucky to still have his finger

Copper's latent heat of vaporisation is damaging to the skin when it condenses on your face.

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Re: Lucky to still have his finger

I wish I still had my copy of DV Swann's 'Electrical Safety' in which he describes staff in supply substations 'blowing themselves up' by bridging 33kV busbars with steel rules.

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Re: Lucky to still have his finger

I always had it as 'mils' (one letter ell).

Engineer used welding shop air hose to 'clean' PCs – hilarity did not ensue

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Compressed air can be very dangerous to human health. There is a fairly well known case of apprentices who, for a prank, fired a blast from an airline at a lad who was up a ladder with his, er, back towards them. He died at once from intestinal shock. Another thing I would not do is use an airline to clean under my fingernails, due to the danger of embolism, in fact I would take care not to spray myself full stop.

Techie banned from client site for outage he didn’t cause

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Re: Sop?

In the 1980s I had downstairs neighbours who were convinced that my Sinclair QL was 'making their TV go funny'. I said 'Is it doing it now?' and was told 'Yes'. I said 'Funny that, I sold it two weeks ago'.

Britain's Ministry of Justice just signed up to ChatGPT Enterprise

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OMFG. I retired not long ago from the MOJ, and part of my role was drafting certain types of internal policy documents which were to be promulgated (that's what we called it) over the name of the Lord Chief Justice, Head of Tribunals, or the Lord Chancellor. One quite important one took 18 months to push though, partly because of petty alterations demanded by various branches of the ministry, often due to stupidity, ignorance of grammar or spelling, etc. I can only imagine the shit-show heading towards justice system users (victims?), clients, stakeholders, office-holders, and so on. Considering the trouble we had with Atos.

Grounded jet engines take off again as datacenter generators

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London Transport installed 8 Rolls-Royce Avon gas turbines to their Greenwich power station in 1972 to provide standby power for the London Underground. This is still owned and operated by Transport for London for that purpose.

Company that made power systems for servers didn’t know why its own machines ran out of juice

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Re: How could they not figure out the timing?

Topsy 'just growed', didn't she?

Basic projector repair job turns into armed encounter at secret bunker

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Re: Lower ranking officers

But everyone's an "officer" these days in the popular media, just as everyone's an "engineer".

Ebuyer website bought by Fraser Group plc

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Re: Sad times

When I worked in central Bristol pre-pandemic, I used to go in the 'Spoons near my office for a 99p bean-to-cup coffee. I got to know the staff a bit, they were very friendly. One day I mentioned the owner of Wetherspoons being in favour of Brexit (I wasn't!) to one bar guy. He said 'Tim Martin is a f***ing w**ker!' very loudly, and all the other bar staff cheered loudly. Sad news about Ebuyer. I bought my last two desktop PCs, my Lenovo laptop, mine and my wife's Motorola phones, and a bunch of SSDs, SD cards, leads, etc from them over 15 or more years.

User unboxed a PC so badly it 'broke' and only a nail file could fix it

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Re: fixed a keyboard related 'fail to boot' remotely

That's typical of sensory deficit. I was born with very poor vision in my right eye; it's not really that I can't see things to the right of me; they **aren't there** till I turn my head slightly. My grandmother was convinced that 'these days everybody mutters', and I'm beginning to think she was right.

Techie solved supposed software problem by waving his arms in the air

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Re: Phonetic Alphabets

And the -G was the Gustav?

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Please don't joke about that. A relative was electrocuted when he dropped a bun and the currant ran down his leg.

Techie diagnosed hardware fault by checking customer's coffee

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Re the 'tiny LED displays' - the display on the desktop calculator my team of 5 shared in 1975 at Avon County Council finance dept had green vacuum-fluorescent digits, and it looks like the ones in the linked picture are using Nixie tubes, fashionable now for clocks I believe, sort of retro-steampunk?

Static electricity can be shockingly funny, but the joke's over when a rack goes dark

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Re: office chairs from hell

if this is a true story, your father was lucky. If he was not made to wear wellies there was a failure by the others. There would have been a 'voltage gradient' in the ground, radiating out from the point where the cable touches the ground surface. This can be hundreds, or thousands, of volts per metre, and since the length of a pace can be a metre or a large fraction of one, that's a voltage difference berween one foor and the other, enough to kill humans or animals such as cattle. Power workers in America and maybe elsewhere are taught to either stand with their feet together or 'bunny hop' away from downed lines.

How do you explain what magnetic fields do to monitors to people wearing bowling shoes?

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I don't believe that the coiled filament of an incandescent bulb would produce enough magnetic field to affect a CRT monitor that way. Look at the wire gauge and number of turns a degaussing coil needed. If the story is not BS, as are a lot of 'tech anecdotes' I suggest perhaps the lamp arms and base were made of steel that had somehow become magnetised, or as with one such lamp I had, the base was weighty because it had a 240 volt to 12 volt transformer, and the lamp head had 12 volt bulbs, with a base the same as older car side light bulbs. But I'm still doubtful. PS - I just took a magnetic compass to a lit filament desk lamp. No deflection.

User complained his mouse wasn’t working. But he wasn’t using a mouse

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Re: The mouse doesn't work in the afternoon..

Ever since reading his columns in Byte ijn the 1980s I've disliked Pournelle. He was a Trump supporter and, apparently, a belligerent alcoholic. He didn't endear himself to the people running ARPAnet in 1985. They gave him unofficial access and asked him not to reveal that in his column; he mentioned it anyway, then he got nasty with them, so they locked his account. He threatened to use his contacts and influence to make life hard difficult for them, claiming he was being discriminated against for his politics and not his own entitled attitude. A fascist jerk.

Glitchy taxi tech blew cover on steamy dispatch dalliance

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Re: Hilarious

I find it an interesting and worthwhile challenge to resolve such queries without humiliating the person I'm helping. Saving their feelings, it's called. An interpersonal skill. Ways of doing that can include wildly exaggerating how common the problem is, inventing a hardware or problem ('I need to realign the camera'), or, in the case of the mouse, just visibly using the mouse the right way. Many people have unseen disabilities like dyspraxia and it is nice to be kind to them. In my experience, males outnumber females in this regard.

DIMM techies weren’t allowed to leave the building until proven to not be pilferers

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Re: Just when I thought . .

First heard that in the late 1990s, when I was working in a 'blokey' environment, along with 'choking the chicken', and 'shaving Private Ryan'.

Does this thing run on a 220 V power supply? Oh. That puff of smoke suggests not

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Re: "built to survive minor accidents"

When I was young I worked in an electronics factory on Quality Control, inspecting and testing finished circuit boards one of the fun things we did was to unsolder a certain electrolytic capacitor, scrape off the red blob on the casing that identified the positive terminal, use a red varnish pen to make a blob by the negative terminal, and solder it back on the board, reversed. Then slip it into a colleague's queue of boards to be checked. The drill was, first inspect for wrongly placed or missing components, then put the board on a test jig and apply power. Usually the cap would let go after a minute or so with a loud POP and a cloud of smoke, but one made a sound like a pistol shot and flung its innards about 20 feet. Very stupid, almost certainly gross misconduct, mostly tolerated by the management, but if someone had lost an eye then ther perp might be for the high jump (if they could be identified; the whole prank idea arose because an example of that capacitor was supplied to us wrongly marked). It was interesting to see the 'Swiss roll' interior of an electrolytic capacitor all unfurled.

I was told to make backups, not test them. Why does that make you look so worried?

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Re: Here are the copies

Last time I heard this it was an 8 inch floppy that the person had photocopied (both sides).

Welsh woman fined for flatulence-fueled cyber harassment

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"She was also said to be unaware that her actions were illegal and refuted the prosecution's accusation that the messages were sent with malicious intent."

I really, really wish people would not use 'refute' (prove to be false) when they mean 'deny' (claim to be false). I suspect Dr Robert Burchfield, Chief Editor of the Oxford Dictionaries, was right when he 'gloomily saw it possible' that the distinction between 'refute' and 'deny' may become even more blurred 'in the next decade or two' (he was speaking in 1980).

User said he did nothing that explained his dead PC – does a new motherboard count?

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Re: PC Update

Weren't there Dell systems that were a dreadful trap for the unwary, in that they used standard ATX power connectors, but wired in a non-standard way, such that if you replaced either the PSU or the motherboard, but not the other, with a non-Dell item, first power up would always kill the board? And maybe the PSU too? Dell proprietary (non-standard) ATX design, I think you would call it. Around 1998-2000.

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Re: Friends & Family are all Tech Illiterate

"Sourcing a Windows DVD requires paying the licence or risking nasties." - or downloading an ISO from Microsoft?

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/windows11

The latest language in the GNU Compiler Collection: Algol-68

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This vulture was 16 years, 8 months, and 15 days old On December 20, 1968, and was getting all excited about the Apollo 8 mission, and his new Country Joe and the Fish album.

Crack coder wasn't allowed to meet clients due to his other talent: Blisteringly inappropriate insults

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I had a colleague just like that, and people used to be disappointed if he didn't insult them. How are you, Mark?

Muppet broke the datacenter every day, in its own weighty way

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Re: This kind of semi-random, intermittent error is such a pain to diagnose

In 1985 I had an add-on 3.5 inch floppy drive in a case, for a Sinclair QL, that used to malfunction (Disk read/write failures) after you moved it until you tapped it in one particular place. Turned out the one-man-band making them had not actually soldered the connector onto the power cable properly, just dabbed the terminals and bared wires with the iron.

I also had the same types of problem (bad solder joints that flexed) 20 and 25 years later with two different models of Shuttle small form factor PC.

Magnetic personalities at Tokamak Energy form separate division

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Hone that blade!

I wish people wouldn't write 'hone in on' (see article) when they mean 'home in on'.

A nice cup of tea rewired the datacenter and got things working again

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Re: Bad Sparky, bad!

"After about 10-15 minutes of pulling wires I suddenly hear 'I wonder if I turned off the mains....'."

I once worked for a firm where someone got a broken nose for pulling a stunt like that. And the breaker kept his job.

Where the computer industry went wrong – the early hits

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I can remember going through the classified small-ads in the back of the Bristol Evening Post - so many computers by 'Commador', and so many printers by that well-known Surrey company, Epsom. I think they were phoned in.

VMware giving away Workstation Pro, Fusion Pro free for personal use

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It's still up

That link still works, I just did

wget https://softwareupdate.vmware.com/cds/vmw-desktop/ws/17.5.1/23298084/windows/core/VMware-workstation-17.5.1-23298084.exe.tar

today August 16th 2024

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The update server is still up, and you can download a tar archive of the Windows installer for 17.5.1

https://softwareupdate.vmware.com/cds/vmw-desktop/ws/17.5.1/23298084/windows/core/VMware-workstation-17.5.1-23298084.exe.tar

I just did it, and in the newly installed Workstation, clicked 'Help' in the menu bar, then 'Software Update' and was offered 17.5.2 build-23775571 which downloaded and worked fine, along with drivers, etc.

By the way, I suppose we won't now be needing the free licence serials that bloke on Github has been allowed to give away for a while now?

Screwdrivers: is there anything they can't do badly? Maybe not

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Re: Not screwdrivers but...

I don't know if it's a thing about plumbers' merchants, but my local one in Bristol is like that (willing to rip open a pack for one washer to help a customer out). I'm sure a lot of the reason is that they are nice (it's a family business) but also they probably, and rightly, reckon that any time someone in a 50 mile radius asks that customer if they know a decent plumbing supplier, that's the name they'll remember and pass on.

Bad vibrations left techie shaken up during overnight database rebuild

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Are we sure the printer model was 'LN06'? The description reminds me of the DEC LA600, which was a rebadged PSI (Printer Systems International) PP405. Weighed 22.7 Kg

Techie saved the day and was then criticized for the fix

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Re: Locks.

I worked in a Civil Service office with highly confidential documents stored in steel filing cabinets. If we couldn't find a key, or if it snapped off, we'd call the Mitie building services bloke and he'd nip round with a bloody great big screwdriver and a new lock and key.

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