as the owner of another vagina and a 'right to bear arms' yank
I concur. I like my AK-74 much, much better, and have never whipped it out during an argument. That would be irresponsible. I prefer to outsmart my opponent. More satisfying.
There are a few people I'd sometimes like to pistol whip (usually during meetings), but the AK is a bit overkill.
'Pink justice,' indeed!