Re: Simple solutions to the HomePod thing
Let 'em eat antimacassars!
Posts by Filboid Studge
8 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Sep 2014
HomePod, you say? Sex sex sex, that's all you think about
Drama in orbit: Brazen UFO attacks Earth's Sentinel-1A satellite
Watch the world's biggest 'flying bum' go arse over tit in a crash
Euro Patent Office prez's brake line cut – aka how to tell you're not popular
Friday 27th May 2016 21:24 GMT
Obviously it was just a message, and wasn't done by patent functionaries. They'd know you cut the brakes when he's at home in his lair at the pinnacle of his craggy mountain retreat. Then, once he finishes patting his sinister white angora cat, removes it from his lap, and goes into his six-car garage to bestride his bike, the precipitous narrow winding road and gravity will do the dirty work. Car park indeed - what amateurs.
Obviously, for legal purposes, I would never condone such an horrific act, just sayin'...
Biting the hand that feeds IT
