Posts by s

Council fields world's first rubbish-fuelled rubbish truck

Bright!

Makes sense - when will other Stoopidz-Cooncils roll this out?

Next they'll realise land-fill-contents = "fuel" for burning, which means 'leccy for putting into the grid.

Genius!

Boffins: Blue light kills MRSA 'superbugs'

Nothing new here... Move along now, move along....

We've been using UV-light for sterilisation for an age now in pharmaceuticals and hospital practice.No surprise MRSA is vulnerable - why wouldn't it be. It's bacterial-spores which are damnedibly resistant to light-sterilisation, like some Weaponised bioweapons ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spore ).

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Genius Page

Typically Page - entertaining, light-hearted, and humourously dry slant on the barmy world we live in!

Keep it up!

:)

Taliban demand night-time cell tower shutdown

ALWAYS take the Battery Out!

If you want to "turn your mobile off", you must ALWAYS take the battery out (and leave it a while). Simply pressing the OFF button doesn't actually turn the phone off, it just swicthes it into a "standby".

Unsure?

Turn on your FM radio, and tune into your favourite radio station. Now put your handset next to it, and turn it "off" using the ON/OFF button. And leave it. Every once in a while, your favourite radio station's transmission will be interrupted, as the network sends out broadcast signals to yourhandset, and your handset responds - even after you have turned it "off".

Got an amicable a*se? We have the job for you

Bum Sex?

the "friendly posterior and aspiritions to move higher in your career" - is what is worrying me. Very worrying implication. I feel sore already!

Stealth bombers to get bunker-nobbling weapons

..and if it *IS* an entrance to a tunnel?

What's the problem? So the Americans just deliver multiple-wave of MOB's targeted at the doors to the tunnel - they'll cave eventually. Then they could launch TLAM's into it: wave after wave after wave.... And just think, TLAM's can already have Nuke warheads....