* Posts by M0untebank

5 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Aug 2014

Drone in NEAR-MISS with passenger jet at Heathrow airport

M0untebank

Maybe it's time for major airports to be defended by a network of barrage balloons (AKA Blimps).

We can relive the excitement of the Battle of Britain, as drones explode in flames while the heroic Airbuses (AKA Lancasters) land safely after their harrowing descent.

You don't have to be a genius to tap into Albert Einstein's BRAIN

M0untebank

Albert walked into a bar.

Barman: "What can I do you for?"

Albert: "Ein Stein, Bitte"

No 12-inch maxiPads for Christmas: Suppliers 'smothered by iPhone 6'

M0untebank

Re: Christmas time, mistletoe & wine (OCTOBER!!!)

Perhaps you should ask Santa for one of those intimate suction devices to realize a 12 incher.

Apple's Mr Havisham: Tim Cook says dead Steve Jobs' office has remained untouched

M0untebank

So it's true, Murdoch has bought the Reg?

Spell Sepaton backwards three times ... Puff! It just vanished into HDS

M0untebank

After reading it backwards, I was convinced the company was founded by a bunch of creationists.