* Posts by Hans Neeson-Bumpsadese

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HP to hike upfront price of printer hardware as ink biz growth runs dry

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At least they used to, not sure nowadays whether their chips have a function taht completely disables them when empty.

I don't think they get disabled - a local charity collects ink cartridges on the condition that they are (a) genuine form printer manufacturer, (b) chip is still present

Apparently they make about 3 or 4 quid off each one

Game over: Atari VCS architect quits project, claims he hasn’t been paid for six months

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Re: All too rose-tinted for me

That's got me thinking. Whenever I see a trailer for a new movie, it's invariably a remake or re-imagining of some older film. The games industry seems much more focused on coming up with truly new content. I'd actually quite like it if they did what Hollywood does - a 2019 remake of Monty Mole or Manic Miner with all the graphical and audio goodness that a modern PC/console is capable of could be quite a thing to behold.

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Pirate

Developers thus may not want to provide their games for the platform because it seems there are no security controls, making it easy to copy, share, and pirate titles.

Sounds like a true retro experience - it basically describes the model we had when I was at school and we were all trading cassette copies of games for the Speccy, C64 et al

When the satellite network has literally gone glacial, it's vital you snow your enemy

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Re: Bug fixing

Took weeks to find that an insect or whatever had taken up home in one of the PIR sensors.

Yeah...I've had a few times when it's taken me weeks to track down a bug in a system.

Linky revisited: How the evil French smart meter escaped Hell to taunt me

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incongruous vehicle pyromania!

Isn't that the title track from the debut album by Clive Barker and the Collywobbles?

UK ads watchdog bans Burger King Twitter jibe for condoning chucking milkshakes at politicians

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Re: tossing

Well, George H.W. Bush chucked his cookies in the Japanese PM's lap,didn't he? Or is chucking cookies an American usage only?

Japanese term for this is "bushusuru"

Holy smokes! Ex-IT admin gets two years prison for trashing Army chaplains' servers

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<sigh>I remember the first time I saw that sticker, it was Coppell who was scoring on the rebound.....how old does that make me?

The mod firing squad: Stack Exchange embroiled in 'he said, she said, they said' row

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Re: Surely it's just a bit of civility

When I was at school (many moons ago) my woodwork teacher was in the habit of calling me Alec (which is not my name) and also got a lot of other peoples' names wrong. I kept correcting him, but he kept doing it Finally explained his reasoning....

"You work at that bench. The person who works at that bench always gets called Alec. That kid works at that bench, so he gets called Brian because that's what I always call people at that bench, and so on. It saves me learning new names each term. I just keep a ready-reckoner to get real names for people when I'm writing an end-of-term report or doing a parents' evening."

Edge, Internet Explorer users Czech their settings after MSN 'forgot' their language

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Joke

I encountered a similar problem, but it was with content going *from* the browser back to the web server...the Czech is in the POST

Multitasking is a myth: It means doing lots of things equally badly

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Re: LinkedIn -- artificail stupidity

Hmm, wonder if we could make "articifail" work as a coinage

To me "articifail" sounds like the word for an artificer who does their job badly

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Re: If you work in IT, you're already a 'slasher'..

Indeed. To the various members of my family I am son / unpaid IT support, nephew / unpaid IT support, cousin / unpaid IT support, etc.

Consumer campaign to keep receiving printed till receipts looks like a good move – on paper

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Re: Receipt email address

One of the joys of having your own domain with a catch-all mailbox is you can tell them that your email address is thespammingc***tsatthisstorewillabusethisemailaddress@mydomain.com - it's especially joyful to ask them to read it back loudly and clearly to me to ensure they've got it correctly.

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The other day I saw a stand-up comic (I think it might have been Sarah Millican) on the tellybox who replayed a conversation that she regularly has at checkouts...

"...and your email address is?"

"Irrelevant"

Ofcom probes EE over 4G outage that may have stopped folk contacting emergency services

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Re: weird...

VoLTE is IP based i.e. SIP and all phones would switch to 3G for any sort of voice interaction

Would such a change in routing be considered VoLTE-face ?

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Incomplete response

I thought it was obligatory for any statement to include the phrase "for our company <whatever we are being bollocked for> is always our highest priority"

UK Supreme Court unprorogues Parliament

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Re: Damning...

the IT angle is surely GNU (government of national unity)

Given the nature of politicians, I fear the acronym would be GNU's Not Unified

Orford Ness: Military secrets and unique wildlife on the remote Suffolk coast

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Re: More please

Indeed. I used to think that BOFH was the best reason for coming here, but I was wrong - it's these articles. As the man says, more of this please.

Opal Fruits, Princess Diana and... PowerToys? Microsoft is dragging Windows 10 back to '95

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I seem to recall PowerToys including some sort of game with a name like Hovercraft....can't see any mention of it on the Wikipedia page for PowerToys though - I wonder if I'm thinking of something else.

Devon knows how they make it so steamy: Phantom squatter of Torquay curls one out on bloke's motor

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Doing it by the book

Mirror, Signal, Movement

Dixons hits back at McAfee's £30m antivirus sueball: Your AV didn't work on Windows 10S

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Re: McAfee Vs Symantec

I've had a couple of machines from PC Dixons Carphone Curry World in the past (not my retailer of choice, but it was a necessary evil under the circumstances).

They were priced as with or without a year of McAfee A/V. I wasn't bothered about it, so asked for the "without" model. I still ended up getting one with McAfee pre-installed. Happened both times so I don't think it was a stock-picking error - more like they only have one system build. I did briefly consider keeping the free A/V software for a year but in the end just went through the bother of uninstalling it.

Cali court backs ex-Apple engineer who says he invented Find My iPhone and Passbook

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I would suggest that a GPS vehicle tracker is not the same as Find MyiPhone but I could be wrong.

I would be inclined to agree with you.

We went through a phase in the late 90's/early 00's where existing patented ideas were re-patented with "on the internet"....and then a similar thing started to happen around the mid 00's but using "on a mobile phone"

Overseas investors eat the UK tech sector for Brexit: More cash flung about in 7 months than the whole of last year

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In 2016, SoftBank's £24.3bn purchase of UK chip-maker Arm was said to be due to sterling being significantly weaker in the wake of the Brexit vote.

Nicky Morgan, Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport, commented: "These fantastic figures show the confidence overseas investors have in UK tech with investment flows from the US and Asia at an all-time high.

It might be a question of semantics, but I thought there was a difference between "investing in" and "buying up and taking complete control of"

Pokémon Red and Blue-era trading cards just made their owner a load of green: Complete set sells at auction for $107k

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Re: Boo. Down with this sort of thing

The author missed a Goldeen opportunity

Virgin Media skulks in disused public toilets

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If your connection is routed through a public toilet, do you get an I Pee address?

Thunderbolts and lightning very, very frightening as loo shatters, embedding porcelain shards in wall

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Sounds like a flash in the pan

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What kind of PPE do I need when risking exposure to UPPE?

As a minimum, peepee-resistant PPE

PIN the blame on us, says Monzo in mondo security blunder: Bank card codes stored in log files as plain text

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Don't get me wrong, I'm all for them communicating with their customers....I was just idly making the observation that phishing messages masquerading as this type of notification have become so prevalent that it's pretty much a reflex action to bin them. That's got to make life harder for banks when they genuinely need to get a message through.

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Monzo says anyone whose PIN was exposed in the logs will be given a message instructing them to change their codes

A message from a bank asking you to reset your details because of a security issue? Well, that certainly won't look like a phishing message which people will be inclined to ignore

Storied veteran Spitfire slapped with chrome paint job takes off on round-the-world jaunt

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Re: harmonising the guns

I had the guided tour at the Battle Of Britain Memorial Flight a few years ago. Very good stuff. One thing that stayed with me was the fact about just how little ammunition Spitfires and Hurricanes actually had. In the moves you'll see the pilots firing a number of relatively lengthy bursts during dogfights - in reality they had maybe 4 or 5 seconds of total trigger time at best.

It's Friday lunchtime on International Beer Day. Bitter hop to it, boss'll be none the weiser

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Sex-in-a-rowing-boat lager, i.e. f***ing close to water

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Re: 66.5 litres = 117 pints

Weekly allowance target

FTFY :-)

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Thumbs up for the Nobel reference

Now when The War Department gives me grief for disappearing off the shed to tinker with homebrew, I can argue that I'm doing actual science stuff.

Cheers!

Meet ELIoT – the EU project that wants to commercialize Internet-over-lightbulb

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So what happens when 2 people in the same room want to use the internet? Do they get each others websites (awkward!!).

Actually, I think conventional wisdom would have it that reliability would increase with more people in the room.

Many hands make light work.

Sorry...as you were....

Dear hackers: If you try to pwn a website for phishing, make sure it's not the personal domain of a senior Akamai security researcher

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Re: Cash Dollar?

Story says he works in security, but he sounds more like a money man to me.

Rise of the Machines hair-raiser: The day IBM's Dot Matrix turned

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Years ago there was an accident on a local farm, where one of the workers accidentally fed himself into some machinery and ended up losing one of his hands.

Once the dust had settled, the farm was visited by the Health & Safety Executive, who wanted to investigate the accident. The guy demonstrated what had happened, and proceeded to lose his other hand.

UK cops blasted over 'disproportionate' slurp of years of data from crime victims' phones

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Re: You Can't Beat A Burner Phone - Or Pulling All Chips From Your Cell Handset

China has a new program of grabbing cell handsets and they are surreptitiously loading ghost software that 'spies' on your cell activity including GPS locations.

I'll bear that in mind....if their masterplan involves building a list of cell towers near pubs and curry houses then my phone will be their #1 target.

It's Prime Minister Boris Johnson: Tech industry speaks its brains on Brexit-monger's victory

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Re: TL; DR

Well, yes. That should have been obvious, given the choices. You’d have been fucked if the other guy had won, too. The only question is which one is worse.

True. The difference between the two though is that Bojo has stated (in discussion with an EU official - I can't remember which one) that his policy on Brexit is "f*** business". Sadly I'm not paraphrasing.

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Re: *

....the one that came immediately to mind for me was the one on the north bank of the Humber. After all, we do seem to be going to Hull in a handcart

'Cockwomble' is off the menu: Uncle Bulgaria issues edict against using name in vain

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Re: A monster made by the media

A lot of hate here for The Apprentice, but I have to say that I think it's a vital part of the TV schedules.

Any time I'm feeling down, a bit bad about myself, thinking that I'm maybe under-achieving or not making a positive contribution to the human race....I watch an old episode of The Apprentice. Instantly, I am reminded that there are a number of people who are far worse human beings than I am, and I instantly feel better.

Pair programming? That's so 2017. Try out this deep-learning AI bot that autocompletes lines of source code for you

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'I for one.... Yada Yada Yada....'

For one I....Yoda Yoda Yoda

Elon Musk's new idea is to hook your noggin up to an AI – but is he just insane about the brain?

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Re: Too small...

Surely the basic problem is we still don't really know how the brain works

Given the myriad of different personality types (even the ones which fall into a loose category of "normal", and discounting those which could be considered as buggy, like psychopath, etc) can we even say that there is even *a* way in which the brain works.

I wonder if it's more likely a very basic platform (analogous to a core operating system, as a micro level) but the things which we recognise as "the brain working" are individual, inherited, DNA-influenced things analogous to programs. Each one includes some variations and mutations which define the individual behaviours, personality types, etc.

For example, you and I are likely to approach solving a given problem in slightly different ways - different processes within different programs...not a single thing approach which can be modeled as an algorithm for how the brain works in a generic sense

OK, it's fair to say UK's botched Emergency Services Network is an emergency now, right?

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Re: Epic Fail?

In any sensible world the penalty clauses within the contract would have been invoked by now, with EE having to pay the continuing costs of keeping Airwave running.

EE are only providing the physical network infrastructure - there are a couple of other companies involved. One of these is Motorola. Motorola are also responsible, separately, for Airwave. So...get Moto to stump up a load of cash to pay to Moto to keep Airwave alive.

Ahh....Government procurement

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IIRC correctly, the coverage requirement for Airwave was based on availability around major roads, rather than other parts of the land mass....hence there are dead spots in its coverage.

Which is a bit s**t, whichever way you look at it

Virgin Media blocks Imgur, literally tens of people rage at UK ISP

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Would it not be simpler to replace the whole internet with that TV test pattern of a wholesome little girl ?

Oh my lord, no. Just no. That clown character sitting next to her is seriously f***ing sinister

Oh good. This'll go well. Amazon's Alexa will offer NHS advice

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I can see it now...

People who searched for this also searched for "funeral directors and "florists"

Take the bus... to get some new cables: Raspberry Pi 4s are a bit picky about USB-Cs

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I would never defend someone for not doing enough testing, but I find it hard to hate these guys for this issue. It constantly amazes me just how much the Pi provides in such a small package, at such a low price. Speaking strictly a hobbyist, personally I wouldn't have a problem paying for an official power supply on top of the Pi unit itself - still seems like good value for money.

That's just my personal opinion based on my personal circumstances though. Like other have noted, if I was someone buying in bulk / using these in a large scale non-hobbyist context then my opinion may well be different.

Yorkshire bloke's Jolly Roger flag given the heave-ho after council receives one complaint

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I would have thought that decent brief could have argued the case for this being a naval ensign

Get rekt: Two years in clink for game-busting DDoS brat DerpTrolling

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All you need to start with a DDoS is a sizeable botnet

Alternatively, you need a development workstation connected to the network, some dodgy config and a suitable degree of incompetence when writing a piece of code....

...apparently....

...or so my friend told me....

....<cough><shuffle>