* Posts by Haynomonous

13 posts • joined 18 Jul 2014

Hungover Brits declare full English breakfast the solution to all their ills

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Re: Food of the Gods

So it is. Must be hungover.

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Food of the Gods

No mention of yesterday's pizza? What the hell kind of demographic ignores that as a hungover breakfast option?

Out of this world: Listen to Perseverance rover fire its laser at Mars rocks as the wind whips around it

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Alien

Obligatory Doctor Evil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxtxn3H1g60

It is really rather amazing to hear sounds recorded on another planet, though.

Web prank horror: Man shot dead while pretending to rob someone at knife-point for a YouTube video

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Re: This is why they should be banned.

Be still, my beating heart.

Not on your Zoom, not on Teams, not Google Meet, not BlueJeans. WebEx, Skype and Houseparty make us itch. No, not FaceTime, not even Twitch

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Cam optional

"Couldn't this be done with one email?"

Ho hum: If you're so artificially intelligent, name this song while my videos go viral

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Re: Near to get rid of the FnM earworm?

...Like?

The power of Bill compels you: A server room possessed by a Microsoft-hating, Linux-loving Demon

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Paging Bob Howard to the thread

Not one for the Laundry Files, unfortunately.

Escape From Tarkov: Hardest of the hardcore looter-shooter is spellbinding despite the punishing learning curve

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Now includes Tetris

No mention of the OCD- triggering inventory management? Trying to work out which item of equipment can go where, to ensure optimal bag space utilisation seems to be one of the most consuming parts of the game, going by the streamers I've watched on twitch.

Coronavirus claims new victim: 'DEF CON cancelled' joke cancelled after DEF CON China actually cancelled

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Do tinfoil hats fit under Positive pressure personnel suits?

Link to a nature article talking about the bio-secure lab in Wuhan:

https://www.nature.com/news/inside-the-chinese-lab-poised-to-study-world-s-most-dangerous-pathogens-1.21487

Who honestly has a crown prince in their threat model? UN report officially fingers Saudi royal as Bezos hacker

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Re: Alarmingly small?

One uses one's cell-phone less when one is in command of everything- one has people to do that kind of thing for one.

Y2K? How about Y2.02K as Lloyds suffers its second TITSUP* of the year

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Re: Bad Y2K fix?

'Surely by 2020 this will be someone else's problem.'

Ordnance Survey intern plonks houses, trees, rivers and roads on GB Minecraft map

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Re: Liverpool underground nightclubs!

Well, that's easy for you to say.

MYSTERIOUS Siberia CRATER: ALIENS or METEOR not involved, officials insist

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Great Old Ones incoming

Blame Cthulu.

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