Posts by Nigel Cro 17 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Jul 2014
Is this the SWM I know?
Alright, silly question which only the OP will be able to answer, I was there for the cleaner incident, but I am pretty sure I wasn't there for the water cascade...
When we rebuilt the office we had dedicated, red sockets put in for the cleaners - just in case.
...for brightening up my day.
Working for an American company we are forever solutioneering and acclimating. Only the other day I was asked to 'socialize the risk so we can drive corrective action'. Five minutes ago I was asked to 'circle back round and stay close to this'
Two countries divided by a common language indeed!
By the way, it is now, has always been and will be forever, GIF (like Gold or Golf or Good).
Human beings have only been on the planet for about 4,000 years haven't they?
Never mind that, our Solar System is definitely no older than 10,000 years.
Surely this is evidence that aliens have visited the planet and left stuff for us to find?
This science stuff is easy!
Always on the look out for new T Shirts, particularly if they are humorous and/or tell a story.
But... If they are kept in the same warehouse as my Pint glass, I might just keep my money in my pocket.
(Pint glass STILL not arrived - Maybe the FAA are holding up the delivery due to the Septic's aversion to proper beer??)
Once upon a time I was explaining to a very BIG boss all about naughty people doing naughty things using the internet. He was personally affronted and felt that 'we' ought to be doing something about it.
I started to explain things like jurisdictional difficulties, he got more and more red-faced until he asked the question.
"Well, who owns the internet?"
In view of the skilfully crafted and carefully chosen motto for the enterprise, I am surprised to see the logo appearing an a receptacle whose primary purpose is the containment of warm, non-alcoholic beverages.
Could I petition the powers that be for the inclusion of a taller, more glass-like receptacle capable of holding something in the order of 568.261485 millilitres of Tanglefoot*?
* Other Alcoholic beverages are available (but not as nice).
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