* Posts by haiku

25 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Jul 2014

Why is IBM selling post-quantum crypto when it's still a pre-quantum company?

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FAIL

Why are you surprised: IBM invented "vapourware"

As in "dream-on ware" a.k.a. as a "statement of direction".

Normally trundled out when the competition launches a better product and/or IBM Sales become fearful.

Easily identified by the preceding luncheon and the protecting NDA's

Google expands Privacy Sandbox to Android

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According to Ars

To quote from an article headed "Android’s toothless “Privacy Sandbox” fails to answer iOS tracking limits" in this morning's Ars Technica:

"Android "Privacy Sandbox" is optional for advertisers, and that misses the point"

As is well known, if it's optional it don't count.

Note to Reg's editors: hit the coffee a little earlier guys & gals :)

Google says open source software should be more secure

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And then there was OWASP

II have always believed that many of the problems experienced with today's software are much the same as they were yesterday, and the day before that i.e. simple bad coding practices.

This is born out by the stats maintained by OWASP: when "Injection" is (after several years) still one of the top three security flaws, we have a problem that won't be cured by, for example, block-chain - said block-chain being IMHO much the cure for which there is no known disease (with thanks - and apologies - to the late, great Victor Borge).

See https://owasp.org/Top10/

Sir Tim Berners-Lee and the BBC stage a very British coup to rescue our data from Facebook and friends

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Happy

>> we probably don’t want to shoot the Czar and his family

... and why not ? Personally I say get out the Purdey's :)

Beige Against the Machine: The IBM PC turns 40

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Don Estridge (1937-1985)

http://www.computinghistory.org.uk/det/1788/Don-Estridge/

Don was the father of the IBM PC, and it is due solely to Don that the PC was launched with a totally open hardware architecture that allowed companies such as AST to produce cards such as the "6-Pack" (so-called since, on a single card, it included serial ports, parallel ports, additional memory etc. - available as discrete components from IBM).

Don also decreed the totally open software architecture: a program listing of the code was included in the Technical Manual. Which led to the situation - since the code (and the bugs in the code) were copyright - wherein the clone manufacturers had to emulate the bugs (for compatibility) without actually copying the exact code ... :)

Don was way ahead of his time, especially where IBM & the PC were concerned, He realised that the IBM clients preferred to purchase from a single supplier - especially if one had a "valued client" (or some such) licencing agreement - and so were not interested in products from Apple but were rather waiting for a similar product from IBM.

So, so the story goes, he nagged the IBM board until they reputedly allowed him to manufacture the PC, if nothing other than him quiet.

The rest, as they say, is history.

He unfortunately died in an 'plane crash, just as his vision was bearing fruit. One wonders what the PC world would be like today if he were still alive.

Tech spec experts seek allies to tear down ISO standards paywall

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Amen to that. brother

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The other is the self-perpetuating monster ISO9000 et al. Originally supposed to bring the benefits of Far Eastern continuous improvement quality systems to Europe & the US it has had the exact opposite effect. Provided you have documentation that you've followed your 'process' you get - for a fat fee to a B-ark consultant - a certificate that you're compliant. It doesn't matter how good or bad your process is or how inappropriate for your business provided it's documented & followed. The bureaucratic cost of changing your process means improvements are positively discouraged.

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I was a developer at a company that decided that ISO 9000 certification was worthwhile.

My take, at the end of the process (during which we were successfully certified) was that as long a the SNAFU's were documented, you would be certified.

Not that there was any need to do anything about said SNAFU's ...

And, as for the certifying consultants - academics all - the less said the better !

Jackie 'You have no authority here' Weaver: We need more 50-somethings in UK tech

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Amen to that !

The difference being that those over-60's amongst us have actually read - and understood - Fred Brooks' book.

Windows 11: Meet the new OS, same as the old OS (or close enough)

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Re: Eh?

Was wondering much the same.

OTOH it does provide tech journalists with at least one guaranteed column per month: "How to fix this month's 'Patch Tuesday' screw-ups'"

A hotline to His Billness? Or a guard having a bit of a giggle?

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Re: the (painful) Microsoft system

In the pre-PC daze of yore I once tried to report a compiler error for an HP3000:

HP: Sir, you cannot report a compiler error via the telephone.

Me: Why not ?

HP: Your bronze support level does not allow telephone call support !

Me: I am trying to do you guys a favour ...

HP: I am sorry sir ...

Me: Ah well, I will have to speak to the company's lawyers about being sold defective goods.

HP: Defective goods ??

Me: Yup, the compiler that sold us has bugs and is not fit for purpose.

HP: Every compiler has a bug or two.

Me: I know that and you know that, but will the judge know that ?

They accepted my bug report via the telephone ... :)

Harassers and bullies succeed in tech because silence is encouraged

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Re: Has anyone ever seen a non-disparagement clause in their contract ?

Ditto

Flash haters, rejoice! Microsoft releases tool to let you nuke Adobe's security horror before support ends

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MS late to the party

Adobe gave me the option to remove Flash - on my Windows 7 box, conspicuously ignored by Microsoft - last month

Lawsuit klaxon: HP, HPE accused of coordinated plan to oust older staff in favor of cheaper, compliant youngsters

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A rattlesnake has more ethics than the modern corporation.

As an HP user since the late 70's (including 250's & 3000's) I think that I can honstly say that Bill & Dave would be horrified,

Australian contact-tracing app leaks telling info and increases chances of third-party tracking, say security folks

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>> Remind them how little time they think before they download dozens of free, adware crap games

>> that are likely far worse for their data & privacy than this ever would be!

A case of two wrongs making ME right ?

COBOL-coding volunteers sought as slammed mainframes slow New Jersey's coronavirus response

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FAIL

CYA anyone ?

In short, a polician's standard fix for CYA: blame someone else.

You're not Boeing to believe this, but... Another deadly 737 Max control bug found

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Ensuring that all code is tested

An added incentive would be to include (as passengers) all programmers whose code is being tested on all live test flights ...

What did turbonerds do before the internet? 41 years ago, a load of BBS

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My first "eureka" moment - understanding the concept of McLuhan's global village - came when posting a question (sitting in South Africa) on CompuServe (in Ohio) and receiving an answer (from Holland) ten minutes later.

For some or another reason this blew my mind, even though I had used FIDOnet for many a year.

You can't find tech staff – wah, wah, wah. Start with your ridiculous job spec

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The Missing Elephant

One of the 'elephants in the room' missing in the discussion thus far is the age-old (weak pun intended) problem of age-ism: on one's fortieth birthday all IT skills are lost and one becomes totally unemployable.

The Reg Coding competition – 10 times as hard as the last one!

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Re: This sounds totally too easy, I don't get it!

How much work is this going to be, really? Is there only one question - "The Question"?. Or is it one per week, day, hour, phase o' the moon? The "Time Limit" paragraph hints at "Questions"?!"

Exactly my first thought.

Then I realised that the actual challenge was in fact more life-like: make sense of an ambiguous specification ... !

Google's dream city isn't a new idea

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Re: A True Utopia

Don't forget: the rats will be there from the first ...

IT as a profit centre: Could we? Should we?

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In my experience IT as a cost centre works well

IT was a cost centre in the company that I worked for in the late 70's, with all IT expenses reflecting on the companies' monthly financial statements.

All work for the other companies in the group was charged for on a fixed-price contract basis, with the other companies having the option of employing outsiders. So pencils were pretty sharp when it came to both quoting and delivering.

The first benefit of the system was that all companies - as part of the annual budgeting process - had to budget for their IT requirements, so we had a pretty good idea of what was coming, and could plan accordingly.

More importantly, however, was the fact that all work was going to reflect on somebody's budget. So the 'customers' made sure that everything was specified correctly 'cos, if not, they were going to blow their budget on re-work. Ditto the IT department if we screwed on a development.

And asking the Group Financial Director for extra funds was, to put it mildly, not something one did twice ... 8)

Britain needs more tech immigrants, quango tells UK.gov

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Don't forget that - in an employer's eyes - on the very day that you turn forty your skills become obsolete ...

For pity's sake, you fool! DON'T UPGRADE it will make it worse

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Re: This story just goes to prove...

A customisable keyboard has been available since 2012.

The Optimus Popularis is available from Amazon for $1,500.

It would probably be cheaper for Mrs D to switch professions ...

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Re: This story just goes to prove...

http://www.amazon.com/Art-Lebedev-Optimus-Popularis/dp/B0089XDG3I

UN to Five Eyes nations: Your mass surveillance is breaking the law

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Re: Dangerous precedent

>> Snowden has had no such "opportunity".

And, if the US government - and its allies - have their way, never will.