Posts by Jarlsbane

Ideal solar system for SECOND EARTH found – and it's just 186 light-years away

Let's see how long it takes us to trash it, once we arrive. I'm betting we can beat our old record, hands down. We've progressed a lot!

Native Americans KILLED AND ATE DUMBO, say archaeologists

Forgot "Cute'!

Synopsis: The loveable & cuddly Dumbos were brutally killed & slaughtered by early inhabitants of the Continent.

Obviously bloodthirsty savages, who had not yet been enlightened by the virtues of vegetarianism!.