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Europe slaps AliExpress with €550 million fine for selling dodgy goods

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I routinely hear bad things

about AliExpress and Temu and as such would never buy anything from them. Buying from Amazon can sometimes be risky or a lottery, especially with cheaper electronic items, but buying from AliExpress or Temu, no chance in hell.

Clingy Virgin Media fined £28M for refusing to take the hint

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That's Virgin off my list of potential suppliers then, along with shitty Vodafone who wouldn't understand the concept of customer service if it bit them in the ass..

Windows 11 can now turn back the clock when updates go bad

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Meh

Can it turn the clock all the way

back to Windows 7, please?

Users claimed they'd never seen a spell checker and panicked at the sight of red squiggles

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Sometimes these things are downright unhelpful

I've used Word and LibreOffice extensively over the years, but when it came to writing a novel I used Notepad. It just allowed me to type without it interrupting my train of thought with complaints about any spelling or grammar oddities. Clean up came later if necessary while reviewing the text.

No longer just a Copilot, Microsoft's AI wants to take the wheel

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Re: New GPP Feature - Sounds Ghastly

Hi there employee, this is Eddie, just wondering why you've taken your computer behind the shed and are carrying a gun?

NASA to pull an IKEA by dropping tons of plastic, metal, and glass on the Moon

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Houston we have a problem

Thank you for all the plastic, metal and glass but we are missing a 3 inch No 5 bolt, can you rocket one up please, maybe Amazon Prime delivery?

Deus ex machina: Half of US Christians trust AI's spiritual advice

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Re: Christians

That would be an ecumenical matter.

(Father Ted reference)

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The AI will no doubt

give sermons promoting the idea of a silicon heaven. Which must exist, otherwise where would all the dead pocket calculators go?

Google Cloud suspended major customer Railway.com without cause, causing outage

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Yes, we've been railroaded.

Windows boot partition runs out of space for Microsoft's May security update

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Time to give Windows

the boot?

( I'll get my coat. )

TomTom’s route planner takes an unplanned detour into oblivion

Andy Non
Meh

I've used TomToms for years now

and find them around 95% accurate for route planning. The other 5% can be problematic, being guided into dead end roads in housing estates because it can't figure out the last mile. It once guided me in heavy traffic into a (buses only) bus station with a bus driver shaking his head at me in disapproval, thankfully I didn't get a fine. Another situation they struggle with is when a mini-roundabout connects directly onto another mini-roundabout and it is still reading instructions for the first leaving me to guess where to go on the second. Some of the instructions are bizarre, like "take the 2nd exit on the roundabout then turn left", but the left turn is another mile up the road! Still, far better and less stressful than the wife navigating a physical map and saying turn left, just after we've passed the turn.

Chrome silently installs a 4 GB local LLM on your computer

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Re: Hoist by their own petard

Government is more than halfway there already. I deleted my Google account some time ago, but recently needed to download the UK government's One-Login app to my mobile phone. I wasn't allowed to proceed unless I logged into a Google account first! Bastards.

Mars rover hits rocky snag with power tool

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Re: Aside - Home 'D I Y'

It's not just amateur DIYers, a family member has just had his dream home built, including a very expensive bathroom with eye watering prices for the sink and fittings. While the builder was putting up a bespoke mirror above the sink it slipped, smashing the mirror and the sink. Oops. Expensive day for the builder.

We've only gone and done it: Changed what you're used to

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Information overload

Too much in my face, I don't know where to look or read or to scroll to. Sorry, don't like the new format.

Who needs ghost train scares when Windows is such a fright?

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Could be worse... In Russia

People die "accidentally", falling through Windows.

DVLA's 14-week driving license fiasco – the tech, people and chatbot trying to clear it

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DVLA are a nightmare to deal with

Last year we moved house. Tried to update DVLA online with my new address, utter nightmare trying to get a one-login ID. After a vast amount of time online on my desktop computer then with my mobile using their app etc for self-photos, I simply got a message, unable to verify your identity with a third party. And that was the end of that. Eventually I had to do everything the old way, physical paperwork mailed to them. Similar problems dealing with HMRC / DWP, just can't get past the one-login wall to access any online services, so have to find phone numbers to speak directly to people. Government websites are virtually unusable nowadays, for me anyway.

Stale gov.uk pages are feeding AI overviews old data and Brits are believing it

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Similar issues with the NHS

I needed to ask a general question of a local hospital. An NHS website gave an email contact address for such enquiries. I sent an email and got an automated reply back saying the email address had been discontinued and to email a different address. Tried the new address. Never got a reply. Sigh.

France's 'Secure' ID agency probes breach as crooks claim 19M records

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Re: Living and working in France...

I'm quite fluent with French now but when we first moved there I was a beginner with the language. The French government introduced an initiative to help the influx of British to learn French, and they offered free courses. All you had to do was phone a particular number to arrange to attend a course. Only problem, the fonctionnaire on the other end of the phone only spoke French. Catch-22. You needed to speak fluent French to arrange a course to speak basic French. I managed on my own, lots of other alternatives.

Andy Non

Re: Living and working in France...

Not far off the truth. If a process required going from A to B, French officials don't take the one efficient step they go A, Z, Y, X... B. It gives more people employment and takes twenty five times longer.

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Re: Living and working in France...

I lived there for a decade and the level of bureaucratic incompetence was staggering. Many "official" jobs are created just so people can claim to be working, they serve no real purpose or benefit to anyone. The jobs revolve around employees completing forms to pass onto other departments to generate more forms which are passed on to other departments to generate more forms etc... at each step the data becomes more and more distorted with information lost and fictional data added. The French have a word to describe such people. "scribes", the nearest English translation, which really doesn't do it justice, is "pen pushers".

Windows Update is a torture chamber for seldom-used PCs

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Re: Windows circles of hell

Unfortunately I'm not the host / admin, so have to go with what the rest of the group uses.

Andy Non

Re: Windows circles of hell

Yes, I used to do that, however Zoom in their wisdom changed the browser interface so you could only get "speaker view" and not "group view (all participants)". This was pretty crap as you never knew who was in the meeting unless they spoke. Zoom has reached the enshitification stage.

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Windows circles of hell

I left Windows 11 on my new computer as a dual-boot option. I haven't actively used Windows for more than a decade, using Linux Mint instead. However, for the last few months Zoom has been problematic on Linux, taking 100% CPU and the graphics slow and stuttering, so I've started booting into Win 11 for Zoom which works fine. But my god, the Windows updates! Before booting into Windows I always do a backup of my Linux files, I got bitten once by a Windows update years ago which trashed the dual boot and took over the entire computer. It won't get me like that again. I leave Windows to update overnight every few weeks and typically the following morning it is sitting there waiting for me to enter the Motherboard level password. Then it requires several cycles of spinning circles, updating your computer, don't turn it off, shutdown, motherboard password, reboot etc. Windows update is such a pain compared to Linux updates. All because Zoom has become a bloated sack of rocks on Linux.

Android keyboard ditches keys entirely, predicts what you mean

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Invisible keyboard?

This sounds like an article for tomorrow (April 1st)

'Are you freaking crazy?' Bot harasses woman, gets led away by cops

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The robot was about to steal the woman's bag

Where is Will Smith when you need him?

UK watchdog eyes Meta's smart glasses after workers say they 'see everything'

Andy Non

Re: Easy fix?

No problem, just state your 26 digit password, the maiden name of your great great grandmother and state how many grains of sand there are on Blackpool beach.

AI doctor's assistant is easily swayed to change prescriptions, give bad medical advice

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Re: My AI doctor saved my life!

Well the AI did prescribe a heavy dose of cocaine but it turned out the pharmacy doesn't stock any.

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My AI doctor saved my life!

Thank goodness my leg was amputated in time, I could have died from that ingrown toenail.

Burger King turns to AI to flame broil employees who aren't friendly enough

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I didn't look at the clock, kinda expect burger joints to sell... burgers.

Andy Non

I can't buy from McD. Only been in their stores three times over the last sixty odd years while travelling somewhere and on all three occasions I was refused a big mac cheese burger because they were still serving the breakfast menu. I just go elsewhere. I thought the manager's head was going to explode at one of them when I just said "No problem, I'll buy a cheese burger from the burger van in the car park outside". He was absolutely livid that someone else was selling burgers near his store.

Moon's mighty magnetic field was a 5,000-year titanium blip

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Was the titanium in

the shape of a black monolith?

Britain's creaking courts to use Copilot for transcriptions

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Re: Why does this need AI?

If it is anything like some of the AI generated text on YouTube, it will likely be a shambolic mess. I can just imagine the speech to text of someone with a broad Glaswegian accent; like that talking lift comedy sketch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbDnxzrbxn4

Government upgrades drones, deploys joystick tweakers to catch illegal dumpers

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There soon would be and drivers would be less interested in such work if they knew they would end up with a stint at his majesties pleasure and heavy fines. There would just need to be a concerted effort by law enforcement to crush the problem instead of ignoring it.

Andy Non

Which begs the question, Why isn't this happening? They'd shut down all these illegal dumps overnight if all the scumbags trucks were seized.

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Too much crippling bureaucracy involved

On TV recently, they showed a massive (organised crime) illegal dump that had been filling up for over a year, and during all this time the environment agency were aware of the situation but failed to act in a decisive manner, instead doing more "investigations" and progressing the matter through legal avenues. In short, they did sod all to stop it. Can't understand why the cops didn't just arrest the truck drivers going there on a daily basis and charge them and shut down the site straight away. There is "due process" and "doing feck all".

Drone footage is useless unless it is acted upon. The environment agency already knows were most of these illegal dumps are, local residents are quick to report them. This just sounds like a gimmick or more toys for the boys.

Scientists show it's possible to solve problems in your dreams by playing the right sounds

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Re: I did solve a programming problem after I went to bed

I did something similar in my youth. Had a very difficult mathematical modelling problem to solve while on my college work placement. Struggled for days getting nowhere, then one night I awoke at something like 3 am with the solution. Got out of bed, scribbled a few notes and programmed it the following day (Fortran 77) and it worked! My subconscious mind solved what my conscious mind could not.

Ireland joins regulator smackdown after X's Grok AI accused of undressing people

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Re: Am I the only one ...

I think the technology has been around for a while for women to see how they would look wearing different dresses etc, it isn't a huge technological leap to "no dress".

Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers

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Re: Nuclear Powered Bacon!

Bring it on indeed, ordinary bacon is such a boar.

Microsoft dials up the nagging in Windows, calls it security

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"or wanders into a user's sensitive files."

WARNING: Windows is trying to access your files! You are recommended to block this action.

Containers, cloud, blockchain, AI – it's all the same old BS, says veteran Red Hatter

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"Which of your bêtes noires did we miss?"

Internet of things. It is getting ridiculous the household appliances that are being hooked up to the internet with associated apps (and terrible security). e.g. dishwashers, fridges and toasters.

What the Linux desktop really needs to challenge Windows

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Happy Mint user here

I quit Windows when Windows 8.2 came out well over a decade ago. Not missed Windows at all with one recent minor exception. For some reason Zoom is in the process of enshitification. The Zoom desktop app for Linux Mint is faulty and has been for some months now. My computer protests about high CPU usage and Zoom graphics go into slow motion making it unusable. Using Zoom in a browser was a reasonable workaround until the other day when Zoom removed the gallery view option, restricting it to speaker view only which is crap when there are a dozen people in the meeting. Reluctantly I fired up Windows 11 as the almost forgotten dual boot alternative on this PC and (spit) the Zoom desktop app works fine on it. I wish they'd fix Zoom for Linux so I don't need to boot up the dumpster fire that is Windows 11.

Techie 'forgot' to tell boss their cost-saving idea meant a day of gaming

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Re: Sometimes it seemed that …

I remember the days when installations took many hours and an hour or two in there would be the inevitable and highly annoying "Click OK to proceed". Worse still, they would sometimes appear as a pop-under so you didn't even know nothing was happening. Seems to be less of an issue nowadays where all the relevant questions are asked prior to installations commencing.

Death to one-time text codes: Passkeys are the new hotness in MFA

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Re: Am I right in assuming

Undoubtedly. Though saying that, you keep hearing stories in the news of substantial frauds occurring due to lack of communication between different government departments. I know from my own experience that different government depts don't talk to each other. We needed to download proof of my wife's pension income from the state to pass on to... a different government department! I'm sure they could have bypassed the entire arduous process in the middle that didn't work anyway. We were unable to provide the information required, so simply gave up.

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Its similar for some people with the government's "One login" scheme. My elderly wife needed me to do something online for her regarding her state pension, but she needed a "One login" account to proceed. However, after 45 minutes effort and filling in endless online forms we had to give up. She no longer has any valid photo ID so the site offered other avenues... nope. Finally after much gnashing of teeth, the site rejected her attempt to have a "one login" account as they were "unable to verify her identity with a third party". So they effectively said "feck off, you don't exist." They offered no way to appeal or alternative avenue to resolve the problem.

Dell says Windows 11 transition is far slower than Win 10 shift as PC sales stall

Andy Non

Re: "the potential of the AI PC"

I doubt they've even got "future proofing", you can be sure that if a killer feature comes along that it will require a new super-duper NPU#2 chip, which has yet to be invented. Unfortunately your six month old computer won't be upgradeable.

Google Cloud suspended customer's account three times, for three different reasons

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I don't even trust Google with basic email

A few years ago I foolishly explored the idea of having a Gmail account as my primary email account. It didn't go well. I like all my emails stored locally so set up POP3 access as documented by Google so I could send and receive email locally via Thunderbird. I sent and received a few email tests without problem ... and a few hours later google suspended my account for "suspicious activity". So that was the end of that.

Bezos plan for solar powered datacenters is out of this world… literally

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Re: Why?

Well Mr Bezos, we've got good news and bad news. The good news is that it's only a fuse that has blown in your data center, the bad news it will cost you £50 million to somehow replace it.

UK police caught slacking off by jamming their keyboards while working from home

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Maybe the poor officer

simply had a bad stutter?

Tariff threat plays havoc with US PC market, economy not helping

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Re: What Andy giveth, Bill taketh

"Andy is death"

Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

Google unveils master plan for letting AI shop on your behalf

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The banks always say

Never share your card information with anyone else or give them your pin number, yet you would be doing this with a so called AI agent?

Who is to blame when it buys the wrong thing or at an inflated priced etc? Will the banks just shrug and say "tough shit" you shared your card details?