I doubt the AI that wrote the software cares much for software engineering practices.
Posts by Andy Non
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Erm, thanks, I think. I hate office politics but politics at corporate level is well out of my league. There was a feeling of being a pawn in that atmosphere, so I just made the best of the situation and cracked on with writing software. I suppose I could have just told my boss it was mission impossible. That would have just led to an impasse. There would have been no solution to the dilemma at corporate management level. That is where such issues need to be resolved, not locking down employees so hard it prevents them from doing their job. I'm guessing that was the origin of the conflict between the two departments.
On another occasion I was writing some software that used a third party component. I needed to access the vendor's website to view some information and examples of code using their component. However, as their site contained sample program code, it was blocked by our corporate firewall. I wasted an entire working day unable to progress the project any further until I got home and looked up the required information on my home computer. Not an ideal situation.


"workarounds"
At one place I worked at 20+ years ago, corporate security and software development were housed in different buildings and were often at odds with each other at a senior level well beyond my pay grade. I was given the opportunity to do some software development working from home on my own desktop computer. The problem was transferring program source code between my corporate PC and home computer. The work computer was locked down to within an inch of its life with USB ports blocked and no way to use floppy disks, CDs etc. It wasn't possible to email program code by email, even if zipped. It never got past the firewall restrictions. Similarly encrypted files or password protected files were blocked.
However, the company did do a lot of work with data and transferring data via email so: Workaround. I knocked up a little program that converted zip files of my program code into CSV files which had numbers in the range 0 to 255. Innocent looking numeric data which went through the firewall without issue. My little program simply recreated the software source code zip files at the other end. What a faff though. While my boss was very happy with this arrangement, I doubt corporate security would have been so happy, had they ever found out.
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That is why I ditched my energy supplier. Their customer support was dreadful and it was virtually impossible to communicate with a human; then they had the cheek to spam me with their latest offering... they were branching out into offering broadband too! I nearly fell off my chair laughing. No way, no chance, not a hope in hell.


On the rare occasions I contact customer support
it is usually because it is a tricky problem I've not been able to find a solution to on their help pages, FAQ etc.
Through experience with chat bots and speaking bots, they are utterly useless and either try to direct me to the FAQ which didn't resolve my query, a non-existent web page, or they fail to understand what I am asking and keep asking me to repeat the query using fewer words, or go around in circles trying different tactics none of which resolve my query or simply crash and give me an error message. I can't think of a single occasion where an automated support bot has actually resolved my query.
To be fair, the humans providing customer support for Vodafone are only marginally better than bots. Sigh.
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Re: Why?
I once wrote an entire chess engine which played a half decent game. The tricky bit wasn't encoding the rules of chess and the allowed moves, it was writing algorithms to have strategies to win. It adds a new dimension to the game when you have to approach it from this perspective. The program code has to be highly efficient too as it faces an exponentially increasing amount of processing required with each move ahead it analyses. That is the main limiting factor in its ability to play a good game. It sounds like ChatGPT doesn't even have the rules figured out let alone any strategies. Not sure you could train it on chess game records as there are virtually unlimited combinations of piece layouts.
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(This was intended to be a reply to Nematode)
It's a tricky one. I know most/many Linux users welcome the choice, I do now after using Linux exclusively for a decade. But I remember the first step away from Windows (8.1) and it was tricky, I took the advice of a Linux using friend who suggested KDE Plasma. It was OK, but I eventually switched to Linux Mint Cinnamon. But on first ditching windows I did find the range of Linux alternatives quite bewildering and somewhat off-putting. All I wanted was something that was easy to install, use and maintain and didn't require learning arcane skills. The learning curve for Mint was minimal and the software I used the most was included in the installation: Firefox, Thunderbird, LibreOffice, VLC media player etc. The one thing I missed the most was Visual Studio, having earned a crust as a software developer I was in the habit of knocking up software for my own use. The closest replacement was Qt but never really got into it.
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"Imagine what could happen"
Customer: Hello, I've just received a bill for £3.7 million for data roaming fees in the Antarctic.
Support: Sorry sir, I can see we made an error on your bill, the £3.7 million is for data roaming fees in Spain last weekend where you used 273 terabytes of data.
Customer: But I've never been to Spain!
Support: It is here in black and white. How will you be paying the amount outstanding?


Vodafone were on my blacklist anyway due to their shitty customer service. Now I foresee it going downhill even further and faster.
In the interests of efficiency they'll likely sack most of their combined customer support and replace it with AI bollocks that either doesn't understand what you are asking it or just goes around in circles.
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Re: I didn't think Barclays could get any worse.
I had a Barclays account for all of three months. When I went into the local branch to open the account all their computers were down, so they filled in several paper based forms. Things went downhill from there. They lost some of the forms and there were delays opening the account. Then there were "issues" with the account itself and Barclays offered to pay me compensation for their ongoing blunders, but they didn't even manage to do that correctly so I closed the account. Good riddance.
Feds gut host behind pig butchering scams that bilked $200M from Americans

I've had lots of scam calls over the years and like to string them along for as long as possible. Eventually they become very rude and hang up on me when they twig I'm playing them. However, one strange call from a young woman doing the "Amazon Prime" scam baffled me. After stringing her along until I was distinctly bored, I made it clear that I knew it was a scam, but instead of being rude and hanging up on me she continued, almost begging me to continue with the scam. I said something extremely rude to her, I could hear the stress in her voice but she still tried to continue. Eventually I hung up. Some time later I wondered if she was one of those captives in a forced labour camp scam centre, under threat to succeed with the scam... or else! I've heard they can face punishment including beatings etc if they don't reach a mandated quota.


Better education may work with some folks, but not all. I read a case recently about a woman who started sending money to her online "boyfriend" but when her own family discovered this they told her it was a scam, but she refused to believe it and sent more money. Eventually she accepted she'd been scammed... but then a stroke of luck... a scam recovery agency contacted her and offered to recover the money she'd sent the scammer, all for hourly investigation fees of course, so... you know where this is going...
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"how they blindly walked into this situation"
Maybe it was associated with assuming the US is a valued friend of Western countries and a faithful and trusted ally with a lot of shared values. In light of recent events in the US that 80 year old image has been shaken if not shattered. Trust is hard to earn but easy to destroy.
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Re: "aging will disable all of us at some point"
"solve puzzle in 30 seconds"
I was enjoying playing "Atomic heart" on the PS5 but it had a mini-game half way in based on the Nokia snake game. It required great dexterity with the left thumb and fast reflexes. I just couldn't respond fast enough to stop the snake going off screen before it grew to the required length. It literally brought the game to an end for me. What a ridiculous way for an otherwise great game to end up being abandoned.
An additional issue I face as on older gamer is my fingers seize up after a little while with intense activity. Some boss fights are far too long and my hands can't cope.


"aging will disable all of us at some point"
This. As I age I find it necessary to wrestle with tiny/vanishing scroll bars, tiny buttons and text. Some of the worst offenders are games developers, I wont even buy many of the latest games on PS5 because not only do they lack accessibility features they don't even provide varying difficulty levels, assuming all players are young, nimble fingered and with fast reflexes. Sometimes an otherwise decent game is brought to a grinding halt part way in due to a compulsory unbeatable boss or a half-baked mini-game which effectively acts as a filter to stop anyone with even minor disabilities from going any further.
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Re: Green card – which is itself a pathway to citizenship and freedom
"why would anyone want to enter the US on a green card at this point in time?"
Maybe better shortened to:
why would anyone want to enter the US on a green card at this point in time?
I was talking to a Canadian the other day who has now cancelled plans to visit the US on a work related matter. He said that in the recent past, if the Canada/US border officials took a dislike to anyone, they just refused entry and told them to go back. Nowadays they are more likely to detain you for an indeterminate period of time.
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Re: You cannot do this digitally without ID grabbing everyone, STASI style.
"selling adult ID codes across the counter of stores for cash"
Not sure that would work. There are plenty of shopkeepers who are willing to sell cigarettes or booze to those who are clearly under-age. Plus there are kids who simply pay a dodgy adult to buy these things for them. There will just be a thriving black market in the ID codes.